Chapter 150 Auspicious Omens from Heaven
The Third Prince unbuttoned his clothes, took them off in a few seconds, and went to bed.
After he went to bed, he found that the person on the bed had a scarf wrapped around his face, so he couldn't see clearly.
The Third Prince was already feeling guilty, but when he thought about the Fifth Lady waking up and finding that the person next to her was him, he became excited.
Dare you call me a dwarf? I'll teach you a lesson!
This damn woman, you made me worry about you for so long!
The Third Prince was afraid that he would wake her up by pulling her scarf, so he quickly took off his clothes and got into the quilt to take a nap.
As soon as the Third Prince lay down, he heard the person next to him fart.
It's so cute that the Fifth Lady farts while she's sleeping... Oh, what did the Fifth Lady eat? Why is she so smelly? !
After a while, there was a noisy sound of footsteps outside the side hall.
Jian Ruonan looked carefully, hey, isn't that Concubine Tang?
Concubine Tang led people to catch the adulterer.
Concubine Tang walked in the front, followed by several ladies of state. These ladies of state were the ones who had just paid respects to the Queen Mother in Ci'an Palace, except that there was an old lady and Min.
"Everyone must be tired, let's go to the side hall to rest and drink a cup of fragrant tea."
Today is New Year's Eve, and almost every hall is guarded and hot water is prepared. Concubine
Tang led people inside with a smile.
Concubine Tang brought a group of ladies of state to make a big deal about this matter. But they chose this deserted side hall as the location, obviously not wanting to make too much of a fuss. After all, such a stupid plan can be seen as a cat's pie at a glance and cannot be investigated in detail.
Family disgrace should not be made public. In order to cover up the disgrace, the old lady and Min may be able to arrange the marriage on the spot.
The fifth lady has poor personal ethics. Just based on this point, she will be controlled after marrying into the prince's mansion.
The plan is quite comprehensive.
The only variable is meeting the wrong person.
This is the first time that Jian Ruonan has been so angry about being plotted against in marriage.
I'll turn the world upside down for you!
Jian Ruonan: [Great system, is there any way to get the old emperor over?]
The third prince certainly doesn't dare to let the emperor know about this.
The emperor is not stupid. He can figure out that this clumsy little trick was done by the third prince with a little thought.
If the old emperor can be brought over and seen by the emperor hanging out with the eunuch, the third prince will be in trouble! Say goodbye to the throne in advance.
The big system: [Nannan, you can't do it, so what can I do?]
Jian Ruonan didn't scold the system for being useless. She buried her head in her purse to search for the strange things she had smoked recently.
She recently discovered that the big system is really not useless except that it is a little silly.
Especially the Good Luck Mall, which has all kinds of strange things.
After searching for a long time, she took out a "Rulai Shen Zhang Xide". (After learning, you can master
the Tathagata Palm without a teacher. Time limit: 10 minutes. Taboo: Do not hurt people except in the fantasy plane, otherwise you will be punished by heaven!) The big system hissed with fear: [Nannan, are you going to use the Tathagata Palm to beat the third prince to death? ]
Jian Ruonan: [No, no. Didn’t you see the instructions that you can’t hurt people? ! ]
What a stupid unity.
The big system: [Then what are you going to do? ]
Jian Ruonan smiled proudly, this lady is just a simple big move.
I haven’t used a big move for a long time, I’m embarrassed.
Jian Ruonan went outside the side hall, found a hidden place, and clicked on the Tathagata Palm to learn.
In an instant, Jian Ruonan seemed to be possessed by the Buddha of Victory, with a kind of confidence like an old cow on the waist and a dragon on the chest.
"The first move of the Tathagata Palm: The Buddha's light appears!" After
the first move was performed, a faint Buddha statue suddenly appeared above the side hall.
Jian Ruonan was so embarrassed that her scalp was numb.
Family members, who understands, this kind of awkward and childish feeling is really cool! ! !
No wonder those martial arts masters in TV dramas used to shout out their moves before they made a move.
This is the same reason as shouting "King Bomb" loudly when playing Landlord.
"The second move: Golden Buddha Lamp!"
After the second move was performed, the Buddha statue shone brightly.
The third move, the fourth move... until the last move: "Ten Thousand Buddhas Pay Homage!"
After the move, Jian Ruonan rubbed her hands. She had just been frozen in the bushes.
After the boxing, her body was much warmer, and she could continue to eat melons!
It really kills two birds with one stone!
It took exactly ten minutes to complete the whole set of boxing.
As each move was performed, the sky above the side hall was shining with golden light and Buddha's light was shining everywhere.
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The movement in the side hall was noticed as soon as it appeared.
Daxia believed in Buddhism and was in awe of gods and Buddhas. When people saw the Buddha's light, they knelt down and worshiped.
Emperor Deyuan was accepting the kneeling worship of court officials in the Golden Throne Hall. Suddenly, a little eunuch ran in, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, a Buddha's light appeared outside. The Buddha has descended!"
Emperor Deyuan was overjoyed: "Where is it? Take me out to see it!"
Emperor Deyuan led people out of the Golden Throne Hall and was attracted by a golden light column in front of him.
In the golden light, the clear statue of Tathagata Buddha could be seen from time to time.
The Tathagata Buddha statue kept changing, and finally turned into countless Buddha palm prints and dissipated in the air.
"Auspicious signs from heaven! Auspicious signs!!!"
"May God bless our Great Xia!"
"The auspicious signs are in the southwest hall!"
Various flatteries came one after another, flattering Emperor Deyuan so much that he felt very happy all over: "My dear ministers, come with me to welcome the auspicious signs!!"
The fourth prince, Tan Tai Mo, skillfully summoned the Xuanwu system: [Is this another work of Miss Fifth? ] I
thought that was the limit when I saw Miss Fifth playing with the big lotus before, but I didn't expect that Miss Fifth would do something even better than the other!
Xuanwu system: [Hey, isn't this the Buddha's Palm? ! ! 666666——]
[Besides the wise and powerful Fifth Miss, who else has this ability? ! ]
[Little Four, hurry up and follow me! ! ]
[There's something going on! ! ]
~ The Buddha's
light first appeared in the sky above the side hall. Only people outside could see it, and people inside knew nothing about it.
In the side hall, Concubine Wu was inviting a group of ladies to drink tea and eat snacks.
"Everyone take a break. Wait until the Empress is done, then we'll go over. If we go too early, it will be bad to delay the Empress's business."
Concubine Xian was seriously ill and could not stay in Ci'an Palace any longer. Concubine Wu took a group of ladies to stroll in the Yu Garden for most of the day, and everyone was tired.
Concubine Tang ordered the palace maids to light the lights and tidy up this side hall that was rarely visited.
The candlelight was turned on, and the side hall suddenly became bright.
Wupin pretended to chat with the ladies, but suddenly, a maid ran out from the inner room in shock: "My queen is in trouble..."
Wupin scolded: "It's New Year's Day, what's wrong?!"
The maid hesitated: "Inside, inside, there are two people on the bed..."
"Two people?" Wupin frowned, "Explain clearly!"
"Yeah, it seems to be a man and a woman." The maid trembled.
The ladies present were all shrewd, holding tea and passing their eyes calmly.
They immediately knew that this was being used by Wupin.
The tricks used by the inner house to destroy people's innocence are despicable, but they have been tried and tested.
I don't know which girl is so unlucky to offend the queen in the palace.
"Who is so bold as to disturb the palace!" Concubine Tang was shocked, "Why don't you take me to see it!"
She led the ladies behind her and swarmed into the inner room.
They saw two people sleeping on the wide bed.
Although the two were not close to each other and had their own quilt, they were both wearing pajamas and sleeping in the same bed, so they must be innocent.
The third prince was awakened by the noise. He rubbed his eyes in a daze, a little confused. After seeing who was coming, he was furious: "How dare you! What are you doing? Why are you disturbing my rest?!" With
such a big commotion, the eunuch next to the third prince also woke up.
After the eunuch woke up, he was so frightened that his pulse stopped beating. He grabbed the quilt to cover himself and shrunk into the quilt like a turtle.
The third prince glanced at the people next to him, frowning, "What's going on? Who are you and why are you in my bed?"
The palace maid lit the lamp and the inner room was bright.
At this time, Emperor Deyuan led the court officials to the side hall.