Chapter 160: Lord Wu, the Pure Licking God of War
The window was opened, and the scene in the room was in full view.
Triangle Eyes' wife was wrapped in a quilt, huddled on the bed.
Wang Wu was in a panic, grabbing his clothes to cover himself and dodging.
Wang Wu had a big mouth, and looked like a big-mouthed monkey. He opened his mouth in surprise, as if he had regressed to his ancestral form.
Triangle Eyes was holding a stick, chasing the big-mouthed monkey in the room.
The big-mouthed monkey was beaten and screamed, and looked more like a monkey.
Triangle Eyes was furious and bloodthirsty, and he looked like he would not stop until he beat the man to death today.
The crowd watching the excitement outside advised: "Third brother, calm down. If you beat someone to death, you must pay with your life!"
Wang Wu was hit several times and grimaced in pain. "Third brother, third brother, calm down and think about our brotherly friendship. If I hadn't introduced you, would you have known Master Wu and made so much money? Would you have been able to afford this three-story house?!"
Triangle Eyes: "What nonsense are you talking about? Is this why you cheated on me?!"
"Pa--" A stick hit Wang Wu's mouth, and Wang Wu's mouth opened even wider!
"Bang--" Triangle Eyes slammed the door shut with his foot, determined to lock him up and beat him.
Seeing that he was about to be beaten, Wang Wu shouted, "Third brother!!! Brothers are like limbs, wives are like clothes, clothes can be changed, but brothers cannot be severed!! This woman is a flirt, she took the initiative to seduce me, third brother, we brothers make money, you can marry many wives, brothers will be gone if you beat her to death!! "
"Third brother, think it over, don't ruin the brotherhood for a woman." Wang Wu continued, "You forgot, Master Wu hates to see brothers quarreling the most."
The woman on the bed was stunned, and cursed angrily, "You are so good, Wang Wu, it is obviously you who forced me, what nonsense are you talking about!" Master Wu
really doesn't like brothers to kill each other. When mentioning Master Wu, Triangle Eyes was also stunned, holding the stick in both hands, and it was not right to beat.
[Hehe, Wang Wu said it so nicely, wives are like clothes, why don't you lend your own clothes to your brothers to wear? 】
The crowd of spectators: Right, right, right, you are making excuses. This time I stand with the third brother. The
righteous audience immediately shouted to the triangular eyes: "Third brother, then you should also wear Wang Wu's clothes!"
"You are all brothers anyway!"
Triangular eyes came back to his senses, "Yes, since we are brothers, Wang Wu, I should play with yours too."
Wang Wu hesitated. He was just talking casually. His wife is very fierce. If she knew, she would be very surprised if she didn't smear his face.
He deliberately changed the subject and said: "Third brother, don't forget, I taught you the skills! ! We are both teachers and friends. I taught you the real skills."
"If it weren't for me, you would have lost your pants!"
【What real skills? It's the cheating skills!! 】
The crowd of spectators was angry: What? ?
You two really cheated!!
Immediately, the crowd of spectators were angry. These two cheated, and they dared to say it out loud? !
"Give back the money!!!"
"Damn it, no wonder I keep losing, it turns out you two are cheating!!!"
"Give back the money!! "
[Just give back the money? Didn't they say that cheating will result in the loss of your hands? ]
The crowd of spectators: ! !
Yes, giving back the money can't calm the people's anger!!
Someone brave enough took out a kitchen knife from the kitchen and wanted to chop off the two people's fingers.
"These two people admitted that they cheated, what are you doing standing there, let them pay back the money and chop off their fingers!! This is the rule of the underworld!! "
The crowd of spectators swarmed over them, and the thugs who followed them were afraid of being implicated, so they quietly slipped away.
Originally, it was just Triangle Eyes beating Wang Wu, but in the end, it became the crowd of spectators beating Wang Wu and Triangle Eyes.
Not long after the melee began, the Wucheng Bingmasi came to the door.
When Wang Wu and Triangle Eyes were caught, they were still cunningly saying, "We didn't gamble!!"
The officers and soldiers of the Wucheng Bingmasi scolded, "Have you been hit in the head? We are here to arrest people for fighting."
"This man confessed without being beaten. We will interrogate him carefully later!"
The people of the Wucheng Bingmasi knew Hou Tanhua, and while arresting him, they let Hou Tanhua and Jian Ruonan leave quickly.
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After eating melon, Jian Ruonan and Hou's husband returned to the Ministry of Revenue.
The Jinyiwei had already sent the dirty silver they had received, and after counting, they found that there were 100,000 taels.
The annual military pay for a soldier was only 5 taels, and 100,000 taels were enough to support 20,000 soldiers and save many disaster victims.
A small casino can be searched to find 100,000 taels of silver. Those big casinos, wouldn't they have millions of taels?
When Jian Ruonan returned to the Ministry of Revenue, she was immediately welcomed by her family and colleagues.
A colleague in the Ministry of Revenue said: "Master Jian, where did this silver come from?"
Jian Ruonan discussed with Hou Tanhua and decided to keep the ban on gambling secret for the time being. The function of [Malicious spectators will be killed!] has not been tested yet, and she is afraid of death.
Jian Ruonan lied: "This is a new tax formulated by me. It is kept secret for the time being. I will tell everyone when the time is right."
The colleagues in the Ministry of Revenue stood in awe. They really misunderstood Master Jian. They thought that Master Jian was a lazy pig who slept until he woke up naturally every day. They didn't expect that he was secretly working hard! ! "Lord Jian is a man of both civility and martial virtue
, both wise and brave. If he doesn't take action, it's fine, but once he does, it's amazing!!!" " Lord Jian is worthy of being the pillar of Daxia and the backbone of the court. He clearly seeks the welfare of the people and is a role model for us to learn from!" "Daxia cannot lack talents like you!!!" "......" Jian Ruonan was enjoying the spiritual massage of his family, and suddenly a very discordant voice came: "Why does this lord feel like he has entered a dog's den?" Jian Ruonan looked up and saw a middle-aged man in gorgeous clothes appearing in front of him. The middle-aged man was dressed very brightly and looked either rich or noble. This man was Lord Wu of the Construction Department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. Lord Wu came to the Ministry of Revenue to ask for silver.
The Construction Department was responsible for repairing the imperial palace and the prince's mansion. According to regulations, the construction of the prince's mansion was to be funded by the court half and the Ministry of Internal Affairs half.
The sixth prince was about to turn sixteen, and the emperor granted land for the construction of the mansion. The Construction Department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs quoted a price of 160,000 taels of silver.
A minister's mansion of similar size cost less than 20,000 taels, but the Construction Department asked for 160,000 taels.
The previous Minister of Revenue approved it, but Minister Hou rejected it after he took office. The Ministry of Internal Affairs could not get the money, so it hated the Ministry of Revenue.
This Lord Wu came to cause trouble every now and then.
The Ministry of Internal Affairs was powerful, corrupt, and not subject to external supervision, and had many ways to backstab people.
The colleagues in the Ministry of Revenue hated them, but they could not do anything about it.
Today, Lord Wu came to ask for money again. As soon as he entered the Ministry of Revenue, he saw everyone flattering Jian Ruonan: "I didn't see the bones, why are you licking so hard?"
Jian Ruonan frowned.
[Who is this person? Why is he so annoying? ! ]
The colleagues in the Ministry of Revenue nodded one after another: That's right, Lord Jian, please expose his dirty secrets! !
Hou Tanhua immediately introduced: "This is Lord Wu Zhi of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, Lord Wu, and this is Lord Jian, the Yuanwailang."
The colleagues in the Ministry of Revenue spontaneously made way and made room to surround Jian Ruonan and Lord Wu.
Lord Wu said in a gloomy tone, "Hey, there are new colleagues in the Ministry of Revenue, it's really lively."
"What ability does Lord Jian have that deserves such flattery?"
This sentence was a bit too much. The people present were all small officials, and they dared not speak or get angry. Everyone's face was not very good.
Hou Tanhua sneered, "Lord Wu is too flattering. How can we compare with Lord Wu? Lord Wu is second to everyone in Daxia in terms of flattery. No one dares to claim to be first."
Jian Ruonan was confused: [Big system, what do they mean by sucking the test paper? ]
Big system: [Let me check... Oh my god, it means licking the hemorrhoids, used to describe the bottomless flattery! ! ! ]
Jian Ruonan "hissed", is it so disgusting?
"Hou Tanhua is over the top." Lord Wu was ridiculed, but he was not angry at all. Instead, he smiled complacently and didn't take it to heart at all. "Since Lord Jian is so capable, please give this note to me for approval."
[This Lord Wu... is really a pure licking god of war. In order to curry favor with his superiors, he took the initiative to give away his wives and concubines...]
[Sucking hemorrhoids is child's play for him! ! ]
[When his superiors are sick, he takes the initiative to taste feces! ! ! ]
The colleagues in the Ministry of Revenue took a breath of cool air: ! !
No wonder this man went from a low-ranking ninth-rank official to the head of the Construction Department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs in just a few years.
Lord Wu:? ?
The secret was exposed, and Lord Wu didn't show any surprise on his face, but a little proud.
Everyone here, who can lick me? ! ! !
Lord Wu's face is thicker than a city wall, and exposing scandals has no killing power to him.
Instead of feeling ashamed, he feels proud.
This man is like a toad, not very lethal, but very disgusting.
Jian Ruonan had an idea.
He had planned to test the function of the Heavenly Punishment in the casino today, but it didn't work in the casino, and this man bumped into him, just in time to operate on him.
Jian Ruonan snorted coldly, walked to Lord Wu, picked up a piece of wood on the table, and slapped Lord Wu's left cheek hard.
There was a loud "pop", and the entire Ministry of Revenue fell silent.