Chapter 190 The Xuanwu system was stripped to its core!
Jian Ruonan turned to look at the big system: [You all are willing to swear? Is the oath effective?]
Big system: [It is effective. Before we accept the mission, the Lord God will also let us swear that we will be punished if we fail to complete the mission!]
[The oath is captured by the program and has the ability to bind us all!]
It swore to Xuanwu before, and the oath was "You can't tell Nannan that Xuanwu is tied to the Fourth Prince." It only told Nannan that "Xuanwu's mission is to help the host recover," so it is not considered a breach of contract.
Big system: [Nannan, when Xuanwu swore, he must be made clear. He can't be allowed to get away with it!]
Xuanwu system: [......]
His heart sank.
[Oh, I understand. 】Jian Ruonan:【We gave Xuanwu that scumbag so much energy to complete the mission, and he gave me intelligence, so we are even.】
【This lady is not bullying!】
Big system:【Nannan, you helped Xuanwu complete the mission, you are like his reborn parents, it's a bargain for him to pass on the information!】
Xuanwu quietly listened to the big system and the fifth lady saying bad things about him:【......】
You big system, you have two faces? ! You
are obedient in front of this Xuanwu, but you are chattering behind my back!
It's really annoying!!
After Jian Ruonan finished talking to the big system, she looked at Xuanwu:【Did you hear it? Swear now!】
The Xuanwu system was smart this time and pretended to be confused:【What did you hear? What did you just say? 】
How could this Xuanwu fall into the same pit twice!
Hum——
Little Four, this Xuanwu tried his best and finally held on to our last trump card!
This Xuanwu is really not easy!!
Being a man is hard, and being a male leader is even harder!
Jian Ruonan:? ?
I thought it could hear the conversation between itself and the big system, but it turns out it can't.
【Isn't it a high-level leader? So useless! 】
Xuanwu system: Call me useless, I can bear it!
Impatience will lead to big plans!
Jian Ruonan: 【You swear, in the future, if you and the fourth prince have any actions, you must tell this lady word for word, otherwise the data will be damaged and it will be reduced to ashes! 】
Xuanwu system: 【Fifth Miss, do you need to be so cruel? 】
Jian Ruonan:【Facing the enemy, this lady never shows mercy!】
Xuanwu system:【......】
【Okay.】Reluctantly.
【I swear...】
Jian Ruonan:【Who are you? Tell me clearly, don't try to fool around!】
Xuanwu system:【......I am one of the four kings of the world, Xuanwu, known as Xuanwu SAMA in the world, Wu Yanzu of the world, poet of the world, long legs of the world...】
Jian Ruonan:【Stop, stop, stop, are you Teacher Da Bing? So many identities? Just pick two important ones!】
【I asked you to swear, not to record your statement at the police station. You don't need to be so detailed.】
Xuanwu system:【......】
Didn't you ask me to tell you clearly? !
Lazy guy, you have so many requests!
[I, Xuanwu, the world leader Wu Yanzu, swear that from now on, if Miss Fifth asks about the actions of the Fourth Prince and me, I will tell you everything I know.]
If you don't ask, don't blame me.
Hehe, luckily I am wise and have a trick up my sleeve.
[Otherwise, the data will be damaged, and you will be reduced to ashes and die a miserable death!]
[Is this okay now?]
Almost cried with anger!
Jian Ruonan: [Okay. I'm going to ask you now, aren't you a high-level leader? Why do you make a living by stealing energy? Aren't you ashamed?]
Xuanwu System: [......] I'm touched, Miss Fifth.
[This is a long story...]
Jian Ruonan: [Let's make it short! 】
This scumbag turtle is really good at talking about the Xuanlong Gate Array. His nonsense is more than his culture. I have never seen such a long-winded turtle.
【Could it be that you are an old general?】
Xuanwu system: 【? ? !! 】
Jian Ruonan: 【Old people are long-winded, old generals talk a lot. 】
Just like the old lady in the mansion, the old man's butt is loose, and the nonsense is loud.
(PS: This author does not mean to insult the elderly. This is simply aimed at the old lady and the Xuanwu turtle. 【The desire to survive is full】)
Xuanwu system: 【This Xuanwu just turned 18 this year! ! 】
【This Xuanwu is young and strong! ! If you don't believe me, I can show my biceps on the spot...】
Jian Ruonan: 【Okay, stop talking nonsense, answer quickly! 】
We all know each other well, but we don't know what kind of person you are? !
You are a turtle, where do you get biceps?
Don't pretend with a turtle shell!
Xuanwu system: [......This Xuanwu has just successfully completed an SSSSS-level mission. I was originally on vacation in the Maldives. When I was doing butterfly stroke, I suddenly received a mission. I heard that there was an abnormality in this interface. Only this Xuanwu can fix it. Other systems can't handle it...]
Jian Ruonan: [Get to the point! ]
The Xuanwu system speeded up: [When this Xuanwu first came here, I was full of confidence. I just repaired the cold-faced paralyzed leg of the fourth prince. It took me only a few minutes to complete it. When I landed, I don't know what I bumped into. That thing was extremely hard and damaged my energy supply system, resulting in insufficient energy and frequent leakage. ]
[If this Xuanwu had enough energy, I would conquer this interface in a few minutes! Jian Ruonan
: [Alright, you leaky sieve, stop blowing.]
Jian Ruonan suddenly remembered something, [Big System, when you tied me up before, didn’t you say that you bumped into something when you came through? Did you bump into Xuanwu?]
Big System: [Ah? I can’t remember.]
Big System touched his head. When he first came, it seemed that he did bump into something, and it hurt for several days.
Thinking about it carefully, it is really possible.
[Nannan, don’t tell Xuanwu that I bumped into him!]
Jian Ruonan: [Don’t worry, my mouth is tighter than a river clam!]
Xuanwu System: [......]
!!!
Finally caught, it turned out that you bumped into me!! You
ruined my reputation! I
will never forgive you!!! I am so angry that I
am about to leak electricity...
I will stand up and take revenge! ! !
Hiss~~ Hiss~~
Jian Ruonan: [Xuanwu, I ask you, where are you and the Fourth Prince hiding so sneakily in the middle of the night? ]
Xuanwu System: [......]
Xuanwu System stroked its tortoise claws, and its green bean eyes turned back and forth.
Although Xiao Si is very tortoise-haired, his face is first-class and his handsomeness is second only to this Xuanwu.
Recently, Xiao Si's chest muscles have been trained quite well. This Xuanwu has confirmed that it is the look that the Fifth Lady likes.
Let the Fifth Lady see Xiao Si's lips turning purple due to the cold, maybe it will arouse the Fifth Lady's sympathy.
Once a woman softens her heart to a man, she loses! ! !
Ha, Fifth Lady who can't bear the pain of love, see how this Xuanwu will make you fall in love and struggle hard in love!
Hahahaha——
This Xuanwu must fight back!!
However, the timing is not right now, but it doesn’t matter, I will compose a poem to set the mood.
The Xuanwu system immediately began to show its poetic talent, and it shouted: [Ah——]
Jian Ruonan covered her chest: [What are you saying all of a sudden? You scared me.]
[Ask where you are hiding? You didn’t sneak into my yard, did you?! ]
With so much energy stolen, the Fourth Prince would have been able to stand up a long time ago. I heard that the Fourth Prince has been learning martial arts since he was a child, so it’s really possible!
Jian Ruonan suddenly became alert.
Xuanwu system: This Xuanwu is composing a poem, why are you making such a fuss?
Forget it, don't bother with her, finish reciting the poem first, use the poem to set the mood, and then take her to see the poor Xiao Si.
I must make her fall in love and unable to extricate herself!
[The Fourth Prince is outside the wall of the Marquis of Jinyang Mansion.]
[Alone, looking in the direction of the Fifth Miss's yard.]
[In this lonely night, only the wheelchair is my companion.]
[Lonely——]
[The stars in the sky, the frost on the ground, the prince's leg was injured by a bird...]
Jian Ruonan: [......]
What the hell? !
Is there something wrong with this scumbag? !