Chapter 210 Shocking! The Queen Mother has a big secret!
After everyone put on their facekinis, Jian Ruonan looked at the ministers in bright red, green and purple, and almost died from holding back her laughter.
Who could have thought that the most honorable emperor of Daxia, the most respected ministers of the six ministries, and the most favored eunuch by the emperor's side would be like this.
It is hard to imagine what a huge test the civil and military officials would face if they took this thing to the morning court.
The most crucial thing is that the ministers are wearing first-rank official uniforms, and the emperor is wearing a dragon robe...
Hahahahaha, I can't stop laughing.
No, such a once-in-a-lifetime scene must be recorded accurately!
Jian Ruonan took out a Polaroid camera from her purse, "This is a divine device passed down by Sakyamuni himself. Everyone look here, I'll count one, two, three, and everyone say 'kini'! Pose!"
"kini" is pronounced the same as eggplant, and the corners of her mouth will rise after she says it.
Everyone present has seen the magic of kini, and now everyone will believe whatever Jian Ruonan says.
Tan Tai Mo hesitated whether to join.
He had a bad feeling in his heart.
The Xuanwu system shouted: [Xiao Si, raise your scissor hand quickly! ]
Tan Tai Mo thought for a moment and slowly raised his hand.
"One, two, three!"
"kini!"
"Click--"
After a flash of light, the Polaroid camera spit out a photo.
Jian Ruonan took it in his hand and shook it twice. After a while, the photo was formed.
Polaroid is a high-end product. One less photo is taken. After taking the photos, Jian Ruonan quickly put it away.
Emperor Deyuan: "My dear Jian, what was that flash just now?"
Jian Ruonan lied: "It was the Lightning Mother."
The six ministers: ! !
The little treasure of the house-confiscation is really amazing. He even invited the Lightning Mother from the sky to come down to earth!
If the little treasure of the house-confiscation is invited to pray for rain in the drought-stricken areas and control the floods in the flood-stricken areas, wouldn't it be good weather and good people from then on!
The six ministers secretly made up their minds to go back and worship the kinky!
Quarrelsome little baby, don't blame me for not recognizing the real thing just now!
Emperor Deyuan looked at the photo in Jian Ruonan's hand and asked, "My dear Jian, what is in your hand?"
Jian Ruonan: "This is an electronic wooden fish. I can use it to report our behavior of peeping into the secrets of heaven today to Sakyamuni."
Jian Ruonan put his hands together and said, "May Sakyamuni forgive us and eliminate our sins today."
Everyone present was moved.
Lord Jian not only has profound magical powers, but also thinks of everyone everywhere. He
is really a man of both virtue and talent!
Emperor Deyuan: "Can I see what's in your hand, my dear Jian?"
Jian Ruonan had already put the photo away. The emperor wanted to see it, so she had to take it out of her purse.
The ministers and eunuch Cao were very curious and stretched their heads over.
When they opened their eyes: Σ(д|||)
First of all, they were shocked! ! !
Lord Jian has profound magical powers and actually kept the portrait.
Such a good thing should be praised with all one’s life’s knowledge!
However, looking at the clear faces in the photos, I couldn’t say a word of praise even if I was beaten to death.
Then, everyone fell silent.
In the end, everyone present covered their foreheads, sighed, stifled laughter, and took a breath of cool air...
This kini is good, but it’s a bit embarrassing.
Especially your majesty’s dragon kini, the kind that makes you laugh out loud even if you think about all the sad things in your life!
Emperor Deyuan: “...”
“My dear Jian, what is this wooden fish...what are you going to do with it?”
Jian Ruonan: “I’m going to offer it under the seat of Sakyamuni to offset my act against heaven tonight.”
[Of course, put it away and use it as a handle! Hahahaha, if anyone offends me in the future, I will print a hundred copies of the photo and let the world know! Wahahaha——】
Emperor Deyuan: "......"
The ministers: "......" Eunuch
Cao: "......"
Tan Tai Mo: [Xuanwu, I will kill you! ]
Xuanwu system: [That's called taking a photo, Xiao Si, you don't understand, taking a photo is more basic etiquette than making a scissor hand gesture! ]
[For the sake of doing good, you get bitten by a dog! ]
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
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Facekini is something that you wear once, you are unfamiliar, wear it twice, wear it three or four times, and you are like a brother.
Everyone wore it, and they were recorded in the photo, so they didn't pretend anymore, just wore it and followed Jian Ruonan, so as to test the power.
Everything was ready, Jian Ruonan led everyone to the back palace.
Passing through the Jianting, bypassing the Chonglou, and came to Ci'an Gate.
Big system: [Nannan, the Queen Mother has some melons! ]
Jian Ruonan: [Is this melon in progress? ]
Big system: [In progress! ]
Jian Ruonan: [Duck——]
There were two palace maids guarding the gate of Cining Gate. Jian Ruonan quickly ate the melons of the two palace maids and called the friends behind to follow.
Eunuch Cao supported Emperor Deyuan and walked past the two palace maids in a swaggering manner. The two palace maids did not react at all.
Everyone thought that the palace maids were sleeping with their eyes closed. It is said that many palace maids on night duty have this unique skill.
The Minister of War waved his hand in front of the palace maids, and the two palace maids clapped their hands and yawned twice, and did not notice the large group of people.
Everyone present: ! ! !
Awesome!
This facekini is a little ugly, but it really has magical powers!
Entering the Ci'an Gate and passing through the corridor is the Ci'an Palace. The Ci'an Palace is silent and pitch black, with only the Buddha Hall on the left side hall dedicated to Guanyin on the light.
Jian Ruonan waved to the civets behind him, "Follow me!"
Everyone present: Follow me? !
What a profound riddle, write it down in your notebook!
As the ten-member melon-eating team approached the Buddha Hall, they heard Jian Ruonan's inner voice - [Taichang Temple Minister Qin Guangzu is here! ! ! ]
[Oh my god, is it so exciting? ! ]
Emperor Deyuan: "..."
The keys to the palace have been unlocked, why didn't Qin Guangzu leave? !
【Qin Guangzu disguised himself as a woman, pretending to be a distant relative of the empress dowager and stayed here! 】
【Hehe, what fun! 】
Emperor Deyuan: "..."
Jian Ruonan rubbed her hands, a little excited.
【I didn't expect to eat a big melon as soon as I arrived! 】
Emperor Deyuan hesitated. Would it be considered unfilial to eat his mother's melon?
Should he leave quietly now?
The ministers were also a little nervous.
If you eat too many melons in the palace, you will be beheaded!
But, the emperor has eaten a lot of melons before, so the empress dowager is not bad!
Eat it!
Minister Su whispered to comfort the emperor: "Heaven and earth are not benevolent, and regard all things as straw dogs."
This sentence means that heaven and earth have no preference for all things in the world, and regard all things equally as grass and dogs.
Translated, it means-all melons are equal.
The other five ministers: Su Shoufu still speaks.
Your Majesty, please stay here bravely!