Chapter 215 The old emperor has many talented people under his command!
[A little eunuch is practicing cutting vegetables and flipping the wok in the room! ]
Hearing Jian Ruonan's thoughts, Chigua Humerus calmed down and took a closer look.
Damn, it's really a little eunuch flipping the wok.
The little eunuch was not very skilled. The loud noise just now was because he didn't hold the pot firmly and broke the pot.
He was in a hurry to pick up the pot and dropped the spatula, which made a series of "ping-clang" sounds.
After the sound stopped, the little eunuch put the vegetables on the ground into the pot, and continued to flip the wok with one hand and the spatula in the other hand, not very skilled.
The eunuch was wearing an eunuch's uniform and a hat, and his movements were stiff, making him look like a zombie in a storybook.
Next to the eunuch, there was a stool, a kitchen knife, and a half-cut and rotten Chinese cabbage.
Next to the stool, there was a candle that was almost burned out. The candle flame was dim and shivered in the cold night.
The pot fell over, and there was less food in the pot. The eunuch was not happy with flipping the wok, so he started to cut the Chinese cabbage without stopping.
The "thump thump thump" sound like horse hooves just now was from cutting vegetables. The
"clang clang clang" sound of metal collision was from flipping the wok.
Melon-eating humerus: "..."
The case is solved!
The truth is out!
There is no ghost, only a eunuch flipping a wok and cutting vegetables!
Melon Eater: "..."
Damn, you stay up late at night and practice flipping a wok in a palace that has killed people? !
What the hell are you thinking? ! You
are so stupid!
Donate your brain to those in need!
[Wahahaha——]
[You stay up late at night and come here to flip a wok? ! ]
[You are even more showy than Xiu'er! I am laughing at you!!!]
Emperor Deyuan: "..."
Minister of War: "Is it really not a ghost? It feels scarier than a ghost?"
"Is this person cooking for ghosts?!"
"What normal person would come here to cook?!"
There is no fire, and there is only a pile of rotten cabbage in the pot, and it is just flipping a wok without adding oil or salt. The more I look at it,
the weirder it gets!
The melon-eating humerus raised his ears and looked at Jian Ruonan, only to see her holding her stomach and laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten her back.
[The Minister of War was so scared that he hugged the Minister of Works, and they moved so quickly that they almost kissed! ]
[This pair of sixth brothers, hahahaha——]
The Minister of War and the Minister of Works immediately jumped apart, eight meters apart!
[The Prime Minister Su's dentures broke out of fear! ! ! ! ]
[Hahahaha——]
Prime Minister Blue Egg Su, who was squatting on the ground looking for his dentures: "..."
[Hahahaha, I'm going to get rich from laughing, hahahaha——]
[I just saw a spinning wheel, and now I meet a spoon-flipping person. The old emperor's subordinates are really talented! 】
The ministers: "Your Majesty, this little eunuch must be severely punished!"
Emperor Deyuan: "..."
"Cao Degui." Eunuch
Cao: "I'm here."
Emperor Deyuan: "Go and ask which room this little eunuch is from. Why is he not sleeping in the middle of the night and running here?!"
Eunuch Cao: "Yes."
Eunuch Cao looked at Jian Ruonan: "Lord Jian, can we go in?"
Jian Ruonan turned on the background control and cancelled the word "Hide" after [Block the melon owner]. "Go quickly and come back soon!"
After saying that, Jian Ruonan asked everyone to stand aside and not be discovered.
"Okay!" After Eunuch Cao agreed, he walked to the door of the private room. When he was about to open the door, he was still a little scared.
What if there really was a little eunuch who died unjustly in there, would he still be able to come back alive?
Minister of War: "Eunuch Cao, you have Lord Jian's kinki to protect you,
so you can go without any worries!" Jian Ruonan then remembered that Eunuch Cao was still wearing a bright red peony face kinki on his head. If he went in, the little eunuch would be scared to death.
She was about to call Eunuch Cao, but he had already gone in.
Jian Ruonan: "..."
The little eunuch scared Eunuch Cao once, and Eunuch Cao scared him back, which can be regarded as the cause and effect offsetting.
Jian Ruonan raised her hands, ready to cover her ears at any time.
Tan Tai Mo took a look and followed suit.
Eunuch Cao walked into the private room and immediately scolded the young eunuch, "What's your name? Which room are you from? Why are you so unruly?!"
The young eunuch was concentrating on cooking and did not expect there were other people around at this time. When he heard Eunuch Cao's voice, he was so scared that he quickly stopped his work, knelt down and kowtowed, saying,
"Manager Cao, please spare my life. My name is Wu Nao, and I'm on duty in the Shangshenjian."
"Why are you running here in the middle of the night?" Eunuch Cao asked again.
The young eunuch trembled and said, "Director Cao, the chief promoted me to the kitchen to do odd jobs. I am practicing cutting vegetables."
Eunuch Cao: "You are practicing cutting vegetables, why are you running here? Isn't the position of Shang Shenjian enough for you to show your skills?!"
The young eunuch: "I am not very proficient in the operation, so I thought of practicing more in private. The eunuchs living with me thought that the noise of my practice was too loud and disturbed their rest, so they suggested that I come to Jinxiang Palace, saying that there is no one here and I can practice freely."
Melon-eating humerus: "..."
So that's what happened!
It is indeed very noisy, and you can indeed practice freely here... the reason is very sufficient...
but, this is Jinxiang Palace, and the Empress Xianfei just passed away!
How can a little eunuch like you from the kitchen come in and practice flipping the wok?!
[This little eunuch is really brave, he is not afraid of ghosts, but he is also afraid of becoming a ghost!]
The young eunuch is not very smart, and he must have been fooled.
[Why doesn't this young eunuch go to the Golden Palace to practice? Not only is there no one or ghosts in the Golden Palace, it is also spacious and you can rock as much as you want! ]
Emperor Deyuan: "..."
My Golden Palace is not a vegetable market!
Eunuch Cao: "What is your position in the Shangshenjian?"
Young eunuch Wu Nao: "Dunzi."
——Dunzi: side dish chef.
"You are a Dunzi, and your job is to cut vegetables. Why are you rocking the spoon?!" Eunuch Cao bent down and picked up the vegetables cut by the young eunuch.
The young eunuch's knife skills are not very good, and the vegetables he cut are uneven. He really should put in some effort to practice.
——According to the regulations, eunuchs cannot be the chefs of the court. Eunuchs can only help the chefs.
The young eunuch Wu Nao pinched his fingers and whispered, "It's good to have many skills."
Eunuch Cao: "..."
God, it's good to have many skills!
[This little eunuch is a donkey, he works too hard! ! ]
[Not only does he practice his skills hard in private, but he also has lofty ideals! ! ]
[It's a blessing for the old emperor to have such a little eunuch serving him! ! ]
Emperor Deyuan: "..."
This blessing is given to you by me!
Tomorrow I will let this little eunuch report to the Marquis of Jinyang Mansion!
Eunuch Cao: "Clean up this place, go back quickly, and don't come here again. Go to the Ministry of Punishment tomorrow to receive your punishment. Next time someone sees you here, watch out for your head!"
The eunuch knelt on the ground and kowtowed to express his gratitude.
After kowtow, the eunuch took out a bag, put the vegetable chopping board, cabbage, iron pot, and spatula in it, and took out a broom from somewhere to sweep the remaining dirt on the ground.
He really likes to be clean.
The eunuch carried the bag in one hand and a candle in the other: "Eunuch Cao, I'm going back now!"
Eunuch Cao: "Hurry up!"
After the eunuch stood up, he finally saw the true face of Eunuch Cao.
"Clang--"
the eunuch's bag fell from his hand, and he let out a strange "crack" sound and fell straight down.