Chapter 216: The Harem Art Troupe
After the young eunuch saw the true face of Eunuch Cao, he fell straight down.
The candle, which was less than one centimeter long, fell to the ground, rolled a few times, and the wax flowed all over the ground.
The candle was not extinguished, and it emitted a faint light.
The bag containing the pot fell to the ground with a loud "clang".
After two "bangs", the young eunuch lay on the ground straighter than a steely straight man.
[Fuck, someone is dead?! ]
Jian Ruonan took the lead and rushed into the private room.
Reaching out and touching the eunuch's neck, Jian Ruonan breathed a sigh of relief: "It's okay, he's still breathing, he must be too frightened."
Eunuch Cao: "Too frightened?"
"Is our family that scary?" Eunuch Cao touched his face.
Without a mirror, he could only see other people wearing facekinis, but not himself.
Others are just a little ridiculous, not scary, right?
The Minister of War looked at Eunuch Cao's face and said, "Think about it, if you were practicing flipping the spoon in the middle of the night in a palace where someone died, and I suddenly showed up, would you be scared?" Eunuch Cao looked
over the Minister of War's head and put himself in the situation and felt it for himself: "It's really scary."
Jian Ruonan searched in the melon field for a while -
[Fortunately, I won't die! 】
【Although this little eunuch is a little stupid, he is a long-lived person and can live to 78 years old. 】
There are also melons of this little eunuch at the age of 78 in the melon field, which shows that this little eunuch will not be scared by what happened today.
If the little eunuch is scared, melons from the time of the little eunuch's burial will appear in the melon field. If
the plot changes in the future, the melons in the melon field will also change.
Just like the emotional line between the male and female protagonists, the melons that can be seen now are completely different from the original plot.
This melon-eating system is a bit like a prediction system. It will be adjusted according to demand to ensure that every melon is real and reliable, and resolutely eliminate fake melons and rotten melons, so that every melon field civet can eat with peace of mind and use with confidence!
[This little eunuch will choke to death while eating dates when he is 78 years old.]
Melon-eating humerus: ! !
Can the little treasure of confiscating property know the life span of others? !
Minister of War: She is no longer the little treasure of confiscating property, she is the judge of the underworld!
After listening to Jian Ruonan's voice, all the ministers looked at Emperor Deyuan.
They wanted to know whether Emperor Deyuan could live to 10,000 years old.
Emperor Deyuan: "..."
My dear ministers are getting more and more courageous!
Melon-eating humerus: Your Majesty will live as long as the sky and live forever!
Emperor Deyuan: Ha.
"Cao Degui, don't worry about this little eunuch for now. Call someone to carry him away later."
Cao Degui: "Yes."
Jian Ruonan: "It's getting late. Let's hurry up and walk around the entire harem."
[The eldest prince's family should take action quickly! ]
Emperor Deyuan: "..."
"Are you almost scared to death? Still walking around?"
Jian Ruonan: "Your Majesty, you're already here."
Emperor Deyuan: "..."
This reason really makes it impossible for me to refuse!
Xuanwu System: [This lazy guy has probably walked more distance today than she has walked in her entire life! ]
[Xiao Si, if you could stand up and let her sit in your wheelchair, you would definitely win the beauty's heart on the spot! ]
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
If only it were as easy as you said!
~
Jian Ruonan carried a lantern and led everyone to the deep palace.
It was late at night, the palace gate was locked, and the palace lanterns on both sides of the red wall were on with a faint light.
The inner court road, which was crowded with people during the day, was now silent.
When passing by Concubine Shu's Xukun Palace, suddenly, a burst of noise came from the palace wall.
Along with the noise, the whole Xukun lit up with palace lanterns.
The closer to the palace gate, the louder the noise, and occasionally a woman's scream could be heard, as if something big had happened.
Everyone stopped.
Suddenly, a voice rang out from the palace wall: "Concubine Shu has miscarried!"
! !
Jian Ruonan rubbed her hands excitedly, is this a palace fight? !
I have known for a long time that there are all kinds of abortion drugs in the palace. After being here for so long, this is the first time I feel the palace fighting up close. It is really not easy!
Jian Ruonan sighed while rummaging through the melon fields: [Shufei is already forty years old, and she can still get pregnant? ]
Prime Minister Su Xuelin: What? Old clams are not allowed to give birth to pearls?
Minister of War: Prime Minister Su, why are you so excited?
Minister of Works: Shufei is the niece of Prime Minister Su. Shufei
is the daughter of Su Xuelin's younger brother. At that time, Su Xuelin had not yet entered the cabinet, but he had already emerged in the court. In order to win over Su Xuelin, Emperor Deyuan took the Su family's daughter as a concubine.
Minister of War: Oh, no wonder.
Emperor Deyuan was in no mood to watch melons. He stared at the gate of Xukun Palace with his palms clenched.
After Concubine Xian passed away, he had not been to the harem for a long time. Concubine Shu was an old lady in the palace and she was old. In his memory, he had not slept with Concubine Shu for a long time.
Emperor Deyuan's heart tightened and he was furious.
Concubine Shu cheated on me!
Emperor Deyuan was wearing a dragon kinki, still majestic and majestic: "Cao Degui, go in and ask what's going on?"
Su Xuelin saw that something was wrong and was a little uneasy. After
careful consideration, this is not right.
If Concubine Shu cheated on the emperor and had a miscarriage, it should be a good thing. Is it necessary to make such a big fuss? !
“Should I ask someone to call the imperial physician first?” Cao Degui took off his facekini and was about to knock on the door, when suddenly, Jian Ruonan’s inner voice rang out——
[It’s not a miscarriage. ]
Cao Degui paused.
Cao Degui looked at the palace gate, then turned to look at Jian Ruonan.
Listen to the little ancestor!
[The concubine ate too much in the winter, so she had a lot of fat in her belly, and her period was delayed, so she thought she was pregnant! ]
[This is the first time I’ve seen her gain weight, so I thought she was pregnant. ]
[My period came, and I thought she had a miscarriage, and I’m still so sad! ]
The five ministers looked at Minister Su: Lord Prime Minister, this is not an old clam giving birth to pearls, but an old clam giving birth to meat!
Minister Su: There is a doctor in the palace, how could he make a misdiagnosis? !
[A female official in Xukun Palace who knew some medical skills diagnosed Concubine Shu with slippery pulse, and since her period was delayed for more than half a month, it led to a misunderstanding.]
[Concubine Shu was showing off in front of a group of nobles with her bulging belly a few days ago. She must have been humiliated this time!]
Emperor Deyuan: “…”
It turned out to be a false alarm.
Since it was not a miscarriage and there was no palace fighting, everyone continued to move forward, and Eunuch Cao put on his veil again.
Jian Ruonan smiled and suddenly sighed.
[The concubines in the palace are so pitiful. They can only revolve around one man all their lives. No matter how exquisitely decorated the cage is, it is still a cage.]
The same is true for women in the harem. Once a woman gets married, she has no choice.
[I really can't stand the hardship of getting married. 】
Tan Tai Mo, who was pushing the wheelchair alone, stopped. His black facekini covered his handsome face. He sighed deeply in the darkness.
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Behind Xukun Palace is Chuxiu Palace where the concubines lived. Chuxiu
Palace is really wonderful. A group of young girls dreamed of entering the palace, and their only purpose was to win the favor of the old emperor. Before
entering the palace, they competed with their fathers. After entering the palace, they competed with their talents, looks, and talents. Opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared. When
you walk into Chuxiu Palace, there are so many melons that you don’t know which one to eat first.
There are people who stay up late at night to practice singing, playing the guzheng, skating, dancing... The most outrageous thing is that there are also people who practice balancing bowls.
Entering Chuxiu Palace, it was like entering a harem art troupe.
[I wonder what the old emperor's expression would be when he saw the talent of the bowl-balancing artist, hahahaha——]
When I came out of Chuxiu Palace, the moon was already setting.
Jian Ruonan looked at the time, "It's time to go to the study."
[The eldest prince's guy is coming soon! ]