Chapter 228: Prince Yan, I am here!
With these 100 points, Jian Ruonan not only paid off the points she owed to the system, but also had a surplus.
I can draw cards again. I haven’t drawn cards for a long time. The pretentious artifacts I drew before are almost used up!
Big System: [Nannan, you said you would upgrade me first! ]
Jian Ruonan: [Upgrade, no problem! The Fourth Prince is here, watch me get a few hundred faintings from him at once! ]
Black Tortoise System: [Little Fourth, give her a thousand faintings, make her brain faint, and she will be trapped from now on and can’t get out! 】
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
After Jian Ruonan finished talking to the system, she smiled humbly at everyone present: "Fortunately, I am good at both medicine and Ziwei Dou Shu, otherwise Chen Shiwei's illness would be really difficult to cure!"
Madam Pei: "It's the same in my hometown. The Taoist priests can cure a disease that the imperial physician can't cure with just a bowl of water."
Beijing official's wife A: "Miss Wu is a miracle doctor!
" Beijing official's wife B: "It's a blessing for Chen Shiwei to meet Miss Wu!" Beijing official's wife
C: "Chen Shiwei has improved, Miss Wu wins!"
The Crown Prince's wife glared at Chen Shiwei viciously, and Chen Shiwei immediately clawed back.
The Crown Prince's Consort: "Miss Fifth's move can only be a symptom, not a cure. Guard Chen's condition has relapsed, so Miss Fifth doesn't win."
The wife of the Minister of War: "Prince's Consort, didn't we say that if there is a slight improvement, Miss Fifth wins? Treating the symptoms is also considered an improvement!"
Other wives of Beijing officials: "Yes, yes, yes, it has improved significantly."
The Crown Prince's Consort: "But Guard Chen looks even worse!"
Everyone looked at Guard Chen, and sure enough, his claws were even more powerful.
Guard Chen's cooperation was so obvious that almost everyone present could see the cat-like nature of Guard Chen's condition.
If Miss Fifth wants to win, she must fight a tough battle.
Jian Ruonan smiled shyly: "Everyone, stop arguing. This shows that the power of this deep-sea scalpel is limited. How about this, bring me my imperial sword."
"The imperial sword can cut off vassal kings and gossipy women, can it not cut off a small bond?"
"Once the imperial sword comes out, it will definitely cure the disease!"
Guard Chen: "..."
What did you just say, the imperial sword? !
The imperial sword swung? !
Are you serious!
The prince asked me to pretend to be paralyzed, he didn't say to cut off my hand!
Prince of Southwest: "......"
"Guardian Chen's fingers can sometimes be separated, and sometimes not. It doesn't count as curing this."
Princess: "Your Highness is right. Miss Fifth, please don't hide your incompetence and choose another treatment."
[Fuck, you two are reincarnated scabby dogs! ]
[Disgusting! ]
[Hei, tui! ]
Prince of Southwest: Beep beep beep - (save for surprise)
The wives of the officials in Beijing are going to be furious. They said that if there is any improvement, Miss Fifth will win.
Not only are the couple lazy, but this guard is also pretending to be sick!
[Then don't force me to use my ultimate move! ]
Princess: Ultimate move?
Ha~~
How ultimate can a method of exposing dirty secrets be?
Jian Ruonan: "Then I have to use the 'Saw that is the only one in the world'!"
Guardian Chen:? ?
What is this?
It doesn't look good! !
"What is the full name of Guard Chen?"
"Chen Shiwei."
"Oh."
[What a random name! ]
After learning the real name of Guard Chen, Jian Ruonan raised her index and middle fingers, put them together and said silently: "New chicken keeps touching a knife..."
"Smith Marseille Chen Shiwei, Watasi didn't mean it, if you want to blame someone, blame the crazy couple of the prince and princess, feed your mother three pills..."
Guard Chen: What is going on? !
So scary!
After saying it, Jian Ruonan took out a big saw from her small purse.
Yes, everyone read it right.
A pink, palm-sized sachet was used to take out a stainless steel saw as big as an adult's forearm.
The Crown Prince's Consort: "Miss Wu, can I see that purse..."
Jian Ruonan: "No."
The Crown Prince's Consort: "..."
Prince of the Southwest: "What is Miss Wu going to do now?"
Aren't you going to treat a disease? Why are you using a saw? !
Jian Ruonan: "Didn't the Crown Prince's Consort just say that treating the symptoms is not enough. I'm going to treat the root cause!"
Prince of the Southwest: "Oh? I don't know how Miss Wu plans to treat the root cause?"
Jian Ruonan: "I'm going to saw off Guard Chen's legs."
Guard of the Southwest: "..."
Guard Chen: "..."
What? !
Sawing legs? !
How could a weak little woman like you say such a cruel and cold sentence? !
First he used a knife to stab, but now he doesn't stab anymore, he wants to saw the legs!
Can't you learn from the imperial physician and use a silver needle to stab? !
Prince of Southwest: "Saw...saw the legs?"
Daxia also has saws, but there are no steel saws. Saws are not strong and are generally used to saw trees.
Jian Ruonan: "Prince, please rest assured, this saw has magical power, and it will be no problem to saw two legs."
Prince of Southwest: "..."
Is this what the prince is worried about? !
"This action of mine is divided into three steps: the first step: saw off the leg, the second step: cast a spell on the broken leg, the third step: press it back, and the fourth step: Chen Shiwei can stand up."
Chen Shiwei: "..."
It sounds so fucking simple, but why is it more scary!
The Crown Prince's
Concubine: "What if it can't be cured?" Jian Ruonan spread her hands: "If it can't be cured, it can't be cured. Didn't the Crown Prince say before that if he dies, don't blame me."
The wife of the official in the capital: "Yes, yes, everyone heard it."
The Crown Prince of the Southwest: "..."
Jian Ruonan: "Chen Shiwei is terminally ill, and we can only try our best to save him!"
Chen Shiwei: "..."
I'm not a horse, I'm a living person! !
You are not Miss Wu, you are Prince Yan, right?
Jian Ruonan: "If Guard Chen dies, it is a worthy death, and he has dedicated his life to the advancement of medicine."
The wife of the official in the capital: "Miss Wu is far-sighted!"
Guard Chen: "..."
She is far-sighted!
Seeing everyone's doubts, Jian Ruonan said, "If you are worried, I can show you a demonstration first."
Prince of the Southwest: "Miss Wu, please show me."
Hearing that Jian Ruonan was going to show him, Guard Chen felt relieved.
Looking at Miss Wu's determined look, maybe she really has some metaphysical skills.
The prince and the princess also stared at the saw in Jian Ruonan's hand.
This saw has an unusual origin and looks more peculiar than other saws. Maybe it really has magical powers!
In full view of the crowd, Jian Ruonan lifted up her skirt and put her right leg on a small stool.
Everyone's eyes were all on Jian Ruonan's right leg.
We must take a close look later to see how Miss Fifth pushed her leg back after sawing it!
The wife of the Beijing official advised: "If you lose, you lose. Miss Fifth doesn't have to be so stubborn. It's just some jewelry. It's no big deal."
It's really unnecessary to saw the legs of this scabby couple!
Tan Tai Mo clenched his fists, and his palms were full of sweat.
Jian Ruonan soothed: "Don't worry, everyone. I know my limits."
After that, under the gaze of everyone, Jian Ruonan took the saw in her hand and began to saw the legs of the stool with "huff and puff". The foot
stepped on the stool to fix it.
Prince of Southwest: "..."
The steel saw was very fast, and it sawed off a stool leg in just a few strokes.
Jian Ruonan: "See, it's much faster than an ordinary saw."
Guard Chen: "..."
Damn, I thought you were going to saw your own leg, and then press it back after sawing, for this kind of demonstration.
I didn't expect you to saw a stool!! You
didn't press it back after sawing!
Jian Ruonan: Saw your own leg? !
I'm not an idiot!
After sawing the stool leg, Jian Ruonan moved her arms, "Okay, I'm going to start curing Guard Chen's problem!"
She asked someone to bring a bottle of white wine, took a sip, and "puffed" sprayed it on the saw to disinfect it.
It was like the operation of an executioner before beheading.
Then, she asked someone to lift the quilt and gestured with the saw on Guard Chen.
Guard Chen was sweating profusely and was shaking with fear.
Jian Ruonan took out the "Heaven Covering Sun" and covered her eyes again.
Prince of Southwest: "Why did Miss Fifth cover her eyes again?"
Jian Ruonan: "Because I am afraid of blood."
Guard Chen: "..."
You saw-legged devil, you are afraid of blood? !
Who would believe it if you said it? !
Tan Taimo: Miss Fifth is really thoughtful.
Jian Ruonan didn't know what she was thinking of, and she tore open the black cloth again, "Mrs. Chen, bring me another one to block out the sun and the sky." Mrs.
Chen brought the black cloth, and Jian Ruonan ordered, "Blindfold Chen Shiwei."
Chen Shiwei: "..."
Everyone was puzzled, "Why cover Chen Shiwei's eyes?"
Jian Ruonan: "Although he has no feeling in his lower body, he can't be so stimulated."
The wife of the official in the capital: "Miss Fifth is a kind-hearted doctor."
Chen Shiwei: "..."
She has a kind heart!
"I am not strong, don't worry, I can definitely control the time within an hour and saw off the leg."
After finishing the preparations, Jian Ruonan just put the steel saw on Chen Shiwei's leg, and Chen Shiwei "wowed" and jumped up from the plank bed.
Jian Ruonan: "Oh, the paralytic jumped up!"
"It really is a cure!"