Chapter 236 Auspicious sign from heaven, eight treasures in one birth!
When Tan Tai Mo saw the power of the grenade, he was a little surprised.
His emotions also fluctuated, but he quickly suppressed them.
After all, he had seen too many good things from the Fifth Miss, and some marginal utilities were diminishing.
What he didn't expect was that this blue gas tank, which was called a cooking tool, was so powerful - it directly cut off half of the mountain.
With this "silly and sweet" thing, there is no city that cannot be conquered. Just one bombardment and half of the city wall was gone. If
the soldiers guarding the city are not scared to pee, he loses!
To put it bluntly, taking two "silly and sweet" things to the palace, you can seize the throne in a minute.
Equally shocked were a group of strange people under Jian Ruonan.
Especially Li Guanzhu and Wu Yehe.
The two had been studying thermal weapons for so long, and they had to experience the explosion every day. They were calm when they saw the explosion. They thought it was just a pot for cooking, but it turned out to be a thing that destroyed everything.
Tianzun Zhenxian, with boundless power!
Cooking tools, send you to heaven!
After the gas tank exploded, there were a few "whoosh whoosh" sounds, and the sky was lit with gorgeous fireworks.
Jian Chuxue's explosives were improved with fireworks, and the explosion of the gas tank ignited all the remaining fireworks.
Jian Chuxue was carried up by the dwarf guards who were good at light work, but he still couldn't escape. He was shaken into the air by the power of the explosion, and glowed and heated in the air with the fireworks.
Finally, he was buried in the soil, ragged and covered with wounds.
Everyone was shocked and admired the fireworks. Suddenly, Wu Yehe squatted down, holding her belly.
"Fifth Miss, I may be giving birth."
Jian Ruonan: "Oh my god, hurry up, bring people back to the manor!"
Jian Ruonan had just returned to the manor with people, and the head of the manor came to report: "Fifth Miss, the cow is also giving birth!"
Jian Ruonan glanced at the fourth prince, "Hurry up and bring the cow to me!"
Hou Lixie: "Fifth sister wants to deliver the cow and Wu Yehe at the same time?"
Fifth sister has great magical powers and can do everything. At this time, even if Jian Ruonan said that she could take the baby out of Wu Yehe's belly through the air, everyone would think that this was Jian Ruonan's basic trick.
Jian Ruonan: "Hey, no, let the old woman deliver Wu Yehe. I want to deliver a cow!"
She is only "experienced in delivering cows", not mothers. Hey, what mothers? They are pregnant women. She is not experienced in delivering pregnant women.
Jian Ruonan brought people to the cowshed, where two pregnant cows were lying on the ground.
The cows had big bellies, but because of the blessing of the multi-child pills, they looked in good spirits. When they saw Jian Ruonan enter the cowshed, they were still "mooing".
"Pull the cow up and make her stand up!"
It takes five adult men to barely lift up a cow with eight babies.
Jian Ruonan took out a kinkini, put on a raincoat, rain boots, and gloves, and after being fully armed, she clicked on "Experienced in delivering cows".
Then, everyone watched Jian Ruonan put his hand into the cow's body.
"The fetus is not in the right position. I'll adjust it."
After adjusting the fetus, Jian Ruonan stepped aside, and then, the calves jumped out of the cow's body one by one, like a hen laying eggs.
"One, two, three, four, five... eight."
Eight! !
A full eight! !
Everyone watched the cow give birth to eight calves at once.
Not only that, but two cows gave birth to eight calves at the same time! !
Although the calves were a little smaller than usual, they were very healthy and could stand up soon after they were born.
! ! ? ? Eight
treasures in one birth! !
A miracle from heaven! !
"Auspicious sign!"
"Auspicious sign!"
Since the arrival of the fifth young lady, Daxia has been full of auspicious signs!
[Ding——]
[The captured person's emotions are detected here, points +100! ]
[Points +100]
[Points +100]
[Points +100]
Xuanwu system: [Little Four, you are shocked by Miss Five today. ]
[Don't just be shocked, you should also stand up and connect with Miss Five! ]
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After the cow gave birth, Wu Yehe also gave birth to a big fat boy. To celebrate the successful launch of the first rocket launcher, Wu Yehe immediately gave her son a nickname called "Gas Tank".
Jian Ruonan took advantage of the opportunity to eat two bowls of fermented glutinous rice eggs, and took out the remaining multi-child pills again.
"Brother-in-law Hou, the matter of opening a cattle farm is left to you." After telling Brother-in-law Hou how to use the multi-child pills, Jian Ruonan looked at the fourth prince with satisfaction.
Tan Tai Mo's profile is very good-looking. Even when he is sitting in a wheelchair, he still has an extraordinary bearing, like a bamboo or a pine.
Tan Tai Mo sensed the gaze of the Fifth Lady, swallowed nervously, and held the handles of the wheelchair tightly with both hands.
Xuanwu System: [Fifth Lady, the Fourth Prince's points have increased so much, are you satisfied?] (Wags its tail for praise)
Because they are close, the Xuanwu System easily established a link with the Dog System and blocked the Fourth Prince.
Jian Ruonan: [Not bad!]
The doggerel turtle Xuanwu is finally useful.
At this rate, the points will be paid off soon, and maybe there will be another chance to draw an all-nighter!
Xuanwu System: [Fifth Lady, do you have any other thoughts about the Fourth Prince? 】
Jian Ruonan: [Thoughts...really!]
Xuanwu System: [What thoughts?!]
Are you attracted to Xiao Si? You
were staring at my Xiao Si so intently just now that my Xiao Si almost lost his hands and feet.
The black turtle was excited!
It was not easy. Under its guidance, Xiao Si brought out the characteristics of an ATM slave to the fullest and finally impressed this lazy guy!
Jian Ruonan: [It would be even better if the fourth prince could gain a thousand points at a time! ]
Xuanwu system: [......]
No, my Xiao Si is so handsome, with abdominal muscles and chest muscles, and now he can even stand up. You just want to get points and don’t want to do anything else?
Hey, this lazy guy obviously hasn’t opened his mind!
Didn’t I hear that this lazy guy is actually over 20 years old? !
Could she be the legendary iron-clad straight woman!
Dog system: [No, she simply can’t stand the pain of love! ]
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The news that Jian Ruonan was named the third-rank Dingyuan general quickly spread throughout the Ministry of War.
Minister of War Pei Junfei held a meeting with two assistant ministers overnight.
"Let General Jian go directly to the barracks. His Majesty wants General Jian to lead the troops."
The Left Assistant Minister of the Ministry of War: "I'm afraid this is inappropriate. Lady Jian is a woman..."
Although Lady Jian has some special skills, these skills are only useful in the Golden Palace. When encountering those sweaty, vulgar and low-brow soldiers who try not to talk, exposing the black material is like being bitten by a mosquito, which is neither painful nor itchy.
Minister of War Pei: "To lead the troops, you must obey the people."
A successful general must not only be brave and good at fighting, but also have extraordinary strategies. Only when he has the five elements of virtue, talent, resources, merit and reputation can he be recognized by the soldiers from the bottom of their hearts. When he goes to the battlefield, the soldiers will be brave and move forward.
What can I say about Lord Jian? He has no virtue, talent, qualifications, merit, or reputation. I won't even mention him. He can't bear hardships, but he can eat everything else. It's really hard for him to be a general!
Minister of War: "Go to the barracks and say hello, tell those guys not to go too far!"
Don't let the group be wiped out before the reduction of the feudal system.
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I heard that an eleven-year-old girl is coming to lead the troops. In the barracks, Captain Xue, the leader, is eating meat: "A woman leading the troops?"
"Hahahaha——"
"What kind of soldiers can a woman lead if she's not at home embroidering!"
"Captain Xue, I heard that he's a big celebrity around the emperor!"
"I don't care if he's a celebrity or a black person. Once he enters my territory, he has to speak with strength!"