Chapter 241: Gunara, the Dark God: Shatter the darkness with thunder!
Today's weather: cloudy.
In the suburbs of Beijing in February, the sky gets dark after five in the afternoon.
Mrs. Chen squatted on the ground with two fans, fanning Jian Ruonan's cloak. On
the stage in front of the martial arts arena, there was a little girl in her teens, holding a strangely shaped scepter in her hand, with lightning surrounding the top of the scepter.
The little girl's cloak was flying, and her expression was cool and awesome, as if she was going to heaven in the next second.
After Jian Ruonan told everyone from the bottom of his heart that he was a god who had descended to earth, there were rustling chuckles in the martial arts arena. After
the lightning appeared, the soldier who had just laughed at him wanted to swallow his tongue.
! !
Nima, there really are gods!
"Hiss——"
Silver lightning threads crisscrossed and entangled in the air, like chaotic branches, or mysterious ghosts.
They stretched freely in the air, emitting dazzling light.
Silvery-white spots of light cut through the sky, like dragons fighting, or like a group of demons dancing.
Everyone here has seen lightning, and there are many legends
about lightning in the folk. In ancient times, people had insufficient knowledge of natural phenomena, and they were in awe of thunder, lightning, the sun and the moon.
Now seeing the person who controls thunder and lightning, the whole family was shocked on the spot!
After the strange silence, there was the sound of sucking in cool air.
Jian Ruonan raised the Tesla Scepter above his head and shouted to the sky: "Gunara God of Darkness - Huhu La Black Fairy Demon Light!"
"Give me strength!!!!"
The passionate slogans spread through the dancing bees in the square and echoed in the sky for a long time!
Silver lightning emitted dazzling light in the air.
The soldiers present shuddered, and their hair stood up and fluttered in the wind.
"Thor...Thor..."
Hou Lixie knelt down with a "thump", and then Commander Wang and Captain Xue, who were standing next to Jian Ruonan, also knelt down.
Finally, a large number of soldiers knelt down.
"Thor has come down to earth, Thor has come down to earth!!"
"Thor!!!"
"Thor, please forgive my stupidity just now!"
Jian Ruonan looked at the soldiers kneeling on the ground in front of him, and felt so happy that his whole body was numb. He thought about the saddest things in his life one by one, and then he barely controlled the corners of his lips and continued to remain cool.
[Wow, hey, hey, hey——]
[One word: cool! ]
Holding a Tesla coil and pretending in front of so many people, and pretending to be cool successfully, is a middle school scene that I dare not even dream of.
Jian Ruonan's mood at this time was more excited than the soldiers kneeling on the ground.
The Tesla coil was a bit heavy, and Jian Ruonan lacked exercise. After holding it with one hand for a while, his hand was sore, so he changed his hand to continue.
Jian Ruonan: "I am not the God of Thunder!"
The soldiers asked, "Then who are you?"
Jian Ruonan: "I am the God of Lightning, or the God of Lightning!"
"God of Lightning, it turns out to be Lord God of Lightning!!"
"Lord God of Lightning, please forgive my ignorance!"
After worshiping, a brave soldier asked, "Lord God of Lightning, do you dare to touch the lightning with your hands?"
Jian Ruonan smiled coldly, "Why not!"
She put on special gloves with a ground wire, "You mortals, watch how this God of Lightning plays with lightning!"
Jian Ruonan opened her palm to catch the lightning, and the lightning outside the Tesla coil connected to her fingers, and the lightning jumped at her fingertips.
The lightning seemed to be really caught in Jian Ruonan's hand.
Jian Ruonan grabbed the lightning and shouted, "Summon: The power of thunder--"
Mrs. Chen knelt on the ground, holding a light bulb in her hands.
Jian Ruonan held up the Tesla coil close to the light bulb, "Bright--"
"Hiss--" the light bulb suddenly lit up.
Soldiers present: !!! !!!
!!! !!!
!!! (50,000 words of surprise omitted!)
This God of Electricity is a practical god!
"The God of Electricity has come, and everything will be clear!"
The soldiers present knelt on the ground devoutly, some trembling, some with tears in their eyes, and some even prostrated themselves, praying to the God of Electricity to protect their families.
Soon, everyone made wishes to Jian Ruonan.
"God of Electricity, may I get rich!"
"God of Electricity, may I get promoted!"
"God of Electricity, may I get married this year!"
"God of Electricity, may my wife give me a big fat boy!"
Soon, Jian Ruonan had a pile of silver coins in front of him.
The people of Da Xia, who love to make wishes all their lives, are so simple.
Jian Ruonan made a small profit and told Mrs. Chen to collect the money.
Then, she looked up to the sky and shouted: "With the power of the God of Electricity, Gunara, let all your wishes come true--"
"The God of Electricity is righteous!"
After pretending to be cool, Jian Ruonan put away the Tesla coil and all the equipment, took out a handkerchief and wiped the sweat from her forehead.
Oh, I'm tired, pretending to be cool is still a physical job.
Hou Lixie claimed that he was used to big scenes with his fifth sister, but he was still shocked.
The fifth sister actually started to play with lightning!
The fifth sister is indeed not an ordinary person!
Jian Ruonan looked at Pei Shaoyi beside her: "Third sister, at this moment, do you have the urge to recite a poem?"
Pei Shaoyi: "..."
In such a serious occasion, can you please not mention writing a poem? !
After pretending to be cool, Jian Ruonan took advantage of the good atmosphere and looked at the soldiers who were deeply moved: "Are you willing to follow this general?!"
"Yes!"
"We are willing to follow the general for life!"
Hou Lixie stood aside, and was also a little excited.
Military generals are different from civil officials. Simply exposing the black material is not painful or itchy for them. If you complain about the other party in your heart, the other party may take off his pants to let you see whether it is black or not.
He was worried for the whole morning, but he didn't expect that the fifth sister would make these soldiers surrender so quickly, and surrender so sincerely. She is worthy of being the fifth sister.
Jian Ruonan raised her hand: "Everyone, stand up!"
"Follow General Dingyuan, revitalize Daxia and make great contributions! The power of thunder is as powerful as a thousand kilograms!" "
Make great contributions!" "
As powerful as a thousand kilograms!"
After shouting the slogans, they felt that the distance between each other was shortened.
Suddenly someone stood up and asked, "General, may I ask, what is the name of our team?"
Jian Ruonan: "Didn't we agree to call it the Daughter's Army?"
Someone asked, "General, we are all men, isn't the name Daughter's Army inappropriate?"
"Why is it inappropriate? I think it is very appropriate." Jian Ruonan said, "Daughters, daughters, there must be daughters before sons, just like there must be chickens before eggs."
"Just like this word, daughter comes first and son comes second!"
"Who in your family doesn't have sisters? If you don't have sisters, don't you have mothers and grandmothers?"
"Our team is an advanced team, a team that transcends gender, a team that transcends the boundary between humans and gods!"
Soldiers present: "......"
Although I don't quite understand what the God of Lightning said, it feels so reasonable!
[We are all following the God of Lightning, why bother with men and women? ! The quality of this generation of soldiers needs to be improved! ]
Soldiers present: "......"
"Beep beep beep——" (Save 20 words of surprise, after seeing the power of thunder and lightning, hearing the voice of the heart is nothing.)
"You can leave at any time if you don't want to!"
"This general will never stop you!"
Jian Ruonan folded his hands and waved to the soldiers.
No one was willing to leave. Just kidding
, their general is the God of Lightning, how face-saving it is to say that, the general has so many equipments, any one of them can kill the enemy in seconds, not to mention that they can make a wish to the God of Lightning. Only