Chapter 253 The awakened princess fights the bull spirit with a sword
Xue Yuanyu was the first to get out of the dog hole because he was thin.
After he got out of the dog hole, he went straight to Xue's house. He had been locked up for several months, and he was dark and thin. The servants in Xue's house almost didn't recognize him.
Although the replacement of the royal bloodline was done by Xue Yuanyu alone, Xue Yuanyu's uncle was also rebuked by the emperor. After Xue Yuanyu returned home, he was boycotted by the whole family.
Xue's father: "Yuanyu, you escaped from prison, we dare not keep you, you will implicate your family!"
If you are not careful, it will be a game of nine clans.
Xue Yuanyu ate and drank enough, took a bath and changed his clothes: "Father, don't worry, I will take Ying Xuan to the princess's house right away."
Xue's father:? ?
"Yuanyu, have you gone crazy from being in jail?"
Not only did you go to the Princess's residence, but you also took your son born to your concubine with you? !
Do you think your death is not fast enough? !
"The Princess is no longer the same Princess as before!"
Xue Yuanyu: "Dad, you don't understand. The Princess values friendship. Ying Xuan was raised by her personally. She will definitely not ignore him!"
"If my son takes Ying Xuan with him, she will recall the warm moments of the past. The Princess will definitely go to the Emperor to plead for my son."
"Besides, my son has been in jail for so long, he has suffered enough!"
Xue Yuanyu smiled confidently, "Dad, don't worry. As long as my son stands in front of the Princess, she will be unable to walk!"
Xue's father: "..."
This son is useless. He will never come back after going to the Princess's residence.
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Xue Yuanyu trimmed his beard into the style that the princess loved, and wore the princess' favorite plain four-sided Ruyi Lianyun dark pattern deep robe, a blessing scarf on his head, and a duster in his hand. He was dressed elegantly and gentle.
During the time in prison, Xue Yuanyu lost a lot of weight. In order to make himself look less thin, he deliberately padded his clothes with lining and applied powder on his face before taking Xue Yingxuan to the princess's mansion.
At the same time, the Xuanwu system was also urging Tan Tai Mo to go to the princess's mansion: [Xiao Si, there is a good show in the princess's mansion today, let's go and see it. ]
Tan Tai Mo held a scroll in his hand, pretending not to hear it, and didn't even frown.
After being with Xuanwu for a long time, Tan Tai Mo gradually figured out some tricks.
When this turtle is noisy, if you don't respond, it will be quiet after a while.
Xuanwu System: [Xiao Si, you actually used cold violence on this Xuanwu!!]
[You scumbag!]
[Wuwuwu——]
[I'm going to complain to the dog system!]
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
[This king wants to read a book and won't go anywhere.]
Xuanwu System: [Miss Wu is here.]
Tan Tai Mo: "Someone, change clothes for this king!"
Xuanwu System: [Heh~ Men!]
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
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When Tan Tai Mo arrived at the Princess's Mansion, the Princess had already started acting.
After seeing the performance of the Queen Mother and the Minister of the Ministry of Rites in the palace last time, Tan Tai Mo had some psychological shadows.
In order to avoid embarrassment, Tan Tai Mo did not sit in a wheelchair today. He covered his face and secretly hid beside to watch.
In the yard, the eldest princess was playing the role of an alchemist, holding a peach wood sword and capturing a group of lightly dressed male goblins.
Jian Ruonan, carrying a box on her back, played the role of the eldest princess's little book boy.
The little book boy was a weakling and was often captured by male goblins.
Being carried by a strong male goblin, Jian Ruonan formed a small trumpet with her hands and shouted: "Master, help, Master!"
Xuanwu System: [Hey, Fifth Miss's acting skills are a bit lacking. She is so happy to be captured by a monster! 】
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
The princess held a peach wood sword, pointed it at the goblin and shouted: "Hey, put my disciple down! Otherwise, don't blame me for being ruthless!"
The one who caught Jian Ruonan was a bull demon with a pair of horns on his head, wearing a brown robe, and complex and mysterious patterns on his face.
The bull demon was sturdy and had a wild beauty.
Jian Ruonan was carried by the bull demon obediently, with stars in her eyes and an auntie smile on her face.
Although she became a captive of the bull demon, she was not honest, and poked the bull demon's strong arms with her fingers from time to time.
Even now that she was being poked by AK's fingers, she couldn't suppress the corners of her mouth.
Tan Tai Mo: [Miss Fifth likes men with this appearance? 】
【This bull spirit looks very poor, not to mention that he is half-dressed, and he can't provide points for Miss Wu. Why does Miss Wu like him? 】
Doesn't Miss Wu love ATM slaves?
Xuanwu system: 【Hey, Xiao Si, I'm not saying anything to you, can you change your jealous temper? 】
Tan Tai Mo: 【......】
【This is acting. 】Xuanwu system: 【Miss Wu is just acting and likes this bull spirit for a short time, but she doesn't like him anymore after the performance. 】
【The love and hate of that lazy guy only lasts for a moment. 】
Tan Tai Mo: 【? ? I don't understand. 】
Xuanwu system starts to show off: 【Call me Brother Xuanwu, and I'll tell you. 】
Tan Tai Mo: 【......】
You'd better shut up.
This king is very smart, you'll understand after watching more.
Here, the princess made a sword flower and slashed at the bull goblin. The
bull goblin was not willing to admit defeat and responded with a big move.
This bull goblin was so abominable that he would take off his clothes every time he used a big move. Every time he took off his clothes, the princess's hands would shake.
When her hands shook, the male goblin would take advantage.
Look, the alchemist played by the princess was subdued by the male goblin.
The male goblin showed his strong pectoral muscles and clamped the princess in his arms.
The princess felt the thickness and toughness of the chest muscles up close, breathing rapidly, and almost forgot the words.
The little book boy played by Jian Ruonan was so scared that he covered his eyes with his hands and spread his fingers to peek.
After a while, the princess defeated (got tired of playing with) the bull demon, and then a golden leopard demon appeared. After the golden leopard demon, there were also ghost scholars, peach blossom demons...
Although the plot was a bit boring and unoriginal, with the book boy being caught and the alchemist coming to rescue, the male demons were good-looking, there were many of them, and the types were different. The princess and Jian Ruonan had a lot of fun.
[Hey, hey, this must be the blessing of this lady's lifelong combination of meat and vegetables! ]
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
At this time, the princess was sparring with a peach blossom demon.
This peach blossom fairy has delicate features, not as strong as the bull just now, but has a kind of androgynous enchantment, especially like a modern flower boy.
Peach blossom petals are flying all over the sky, and the eldest princess is trapped in the peach blossom fairy's array. Her eyes are gradually blurred, and her sword skills are gradually affectionate.
The peach blossom fairy casts magic, and the clothes on her body are getting less and less...
When the atmosphere is getting tense, suddenly, Xue Yuanyu and Xue Yingxuan rush out.
Xue Yuanyu's eyes were red: "Min'er, my Min'er... what are you, you, you doing?"
Xue Yingxuan held a wooden stick in his hand and hit the peach blossom fairy: "Go away, don't bully my mother!"
The peach blossom fairy stopped: "Who is this? A new character? Isn't this a monster hunting play? Why did you mess around with a miserable role?"
The princess was immersed in it, and when she saw Xue Yuanyu, her face showed unspeakable disgust.
"Who is this person? I don't know him either." Jian Ruonan: "Princess, you added more scenes to yourself again?!"
"You will ruin the main plot of the whole play if you add more scenes like this!"
Even if you are the sponsor, you can't do whatever you want!
Xuanwu System: [Hey, this lazy guy is not good at acting, he is quite professional! 】
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
Xue Yuanyu said: "Min'er, it's me, I'm Yucheng..."
The princess looked up and down at Xue Yuanyu, and then looked at the peach blossom spirit and the bull spirit that had been defeated.
One was old and thin, and the other was young, strong and thick.
In contrast, an idea suddenly appeared in the princess's mind: Why did she love this old man so much? !
[Hey, who do I think this is? Isn't this the ex-husband of the princess who loved her so domineeringly, so suffocatingly, so unreasonable, so breathless, and who would never break up with him until the mountains were gone and the sky and the earth were united? ] [The ex-husband
appeared, and the plot became interesting! ]
The princess: "......"