Chapter 264: Electrotherapy for Xiao Ri Zi



Chapter 264: Give Xiaorizi an electric therapy

[Ding——]

[We have detected that the target is emotionally unstable, points +100]

[+100]

[+100]

[......]

The points were added for several hundred before stopping.

After receiving more than two thousand points in a row, one fifth of the debt was directly paid off. Jian Ruonan looked at Tan Tai Mo with satisfaction.

Tan Tai Mo's eyes were cold and icy.

The young man was wearing a thin spring shirt and was sitting on the side of the road in a wheelchair.

He was indifferent and it was impossible to tell that he had just been shocked by two thousand points.

Xuanwu system: [Fifth Miss, are you satisfied?] (Wags tail)

Jian Ruonan: [Not bad, not bad, keep it up!]

Xuanwu, that doggerel turtle, is getting better and better.

After Jian Ruonan demonstrated her magical power, she was in a good mood and was about to finish the work. Suddenly, Honda Milunzi, who was locked in the cage, pointed at the cane and shouted, "Don't be proud. The thing in your hand belongs to Mr. Xue!!"

This space originally belonged to Mr. Xue, and the cane that Jian Ruonan took out from the space should also belong to Mr. Xue!

Jian Ruonan: ? ? ?

? Stupid, isn't this a normal life? Why are you stealing other people's things like Smecta? !

Oh, they are also good at tampering with history. They

are all the same!

Honda Milunzi grabbed the railing with both hands and yelled, "You robber!!"

Jian Ruonan picked up the cane and pointed it at Honda Milunzi.

"Sanlunzi, I'll give you another chance." Jian Ruonan sneered, "Open your eyes and look, who does this belong to?!"

"If you're not satisfied with what you said, don't blame me for electrocuting you to death!" Honda

Sanlunzi was indeed shocked at first.

But before setting off, Jian Chuxue told them that Jian Ruonan didn't have any divine power, it was all nonsense, and she could pretend to be cool because of a magic weapon called space.

That space originally belonged to Mr. Xue.

Honda Sanlunzi looked at Jian Ruonan's waist. She was wearing armor, and outside the armor, there was an orange purse tied with a thin rope. He saw with his own eyes that Jian Ruonan took out the scepter that summoned lightning from the purse. Jian Ruonan was

really insidious. Not only did she set a trap to harm him, but she also used fakes to deceive them!

"Ah, bah, despicable!"

Honda Milun swore to his death: "Even if I commit seppuku on the spot, I will still scold you, a robber..." Honda Milun

hadn't finished his words when Jian Ruonan hit him with his cane, "Gunara, the dark god, hukaala, black qigong!"

"Zizizizizizizizi~~~~~~"

The little man in the cage was electrocuted and his whole body was twitching, his mouth and eyes were crooked, and his head was sizzling with smoke.

"Zizizizizizizizi~~~~~~"

People who were close could smell a burning smell.

The black qigong of the electric god is awesome! !

Emperor Deyuan: "My dear Jian, little man is almost electrocuted."

Honda Milunzi was lying in the cage, foaming at the mouth, rolling his eyes, exhaling more than inhaling, and looked like he was about to die.

Jian Ruonan put away his cane.

After the lightning staff was removed, Honda Milun began to breathe heavily.

Jian Ruonan looked over coldly and asked in a stern voice: "Milun, this general will give you another chance, think about it first, who does this belong to?!" Honda

Milun lay in the cage and pretended to be dead. Jian Ruonan was not used to him, and stabbed the lightning staff over again , "Gunara, the dark god

, electric tornado!" "

Zizi ... The general killed decisively! Tan Tai Mo: "You have some backbone." Although he is an enemy, he still refused to give in even after being electrocuted. Tan Tai Mo also looked up to such a stubborn enemy. As a result, just as Tan Tai Mo finished speaking, Honda Miwa had already surrendered. "General, please spare my life, please spare my life!" "The lightning cane belongs to the general, and the purse artifact also belongs to the general. I was just confused, general, please raise your hand and die!" Tan Tai Mo: "..." He has some backbone, but not much. [Damn, this general hasn't had enough fun yet, and he slid to his knees so quickly? ! Honda Miku: "......" Jian Ruonan: "Tell me, who is the robber?!" Honda Miku: "Mr. Xue, Mr. Xue is the robber Ma Xita!" Jian Ruonan put away his cane with satisfaction, "Little devil, you dare to show off in front of this general!" "As the saying goes, if you show off, you will be electrocuted!" "I can't electrocute you!" After giving Honda Miku, Jian Ruonan was going to set off with the army. Emperor Deyuan said goodbye with tears in his eyes: "Take care, my dear Jane." It was just to suppress a bandit, but Xiao Ke'ai made a battle to conquer the entire universe. When it comes to showing off, no one can compare to Xiao Ke'ai. Humerus: Your Majesty, you don't understand. This is not to suppress bandits, this is to kick the life of the people and conquer the people! Jian Ruonan was full of enthusiasm: "Our daughter army can just practice with those bandits!" The soldiers said in unison: "Practice! Beat the bandits till they are pissed and shit!"

Jian Ruonan stretched out her hand and called for a stop: "Okay, female soldiers, step out."

"Wow wow" thousands of soldiers dismounted from their horses and lined up in an orderly manner.

Jian Ruonan: "Line up to Captain Xue to get baskets and backpacks!"

The soldiers said in unison: "Yes!"

The soldiers turned around collectively, walked to Captain Xue with a heroic and proud manner, and each received two large backpacks.

These backpacks were either filled with rice, vegetables, seasonings, rice wine, fruit wine, and some were filled with chickens and ducks. There were even several carts carrying live pigs and live fish.

Captain Xue commanded the soldiers to carry two boxes of pigs onto the cart that was transporting Honda three-wheelers.

Jian Ruonan threatened Honda Mironzi with a knife: "Don't eat my pigs, or I'll give you electric shocks!"

Honda Mironzi: "...I dare not!"

Captain Xue: "General, he probably can't eat a live pig."

Jian Ruonan: "That's hard to say. He eats everything. I've also taken care of the pig food."

Captain Xue: "Then I'll send someone to guard him."

The soldiers who received the backpacks got back on their horses. On one side of the majestic warhorse were two backpacks filled with vegetables, and on both sides of the warhorse were two chickens and two ducks.

Since General Jian came to the guard post, the soldiers' treatment has increased greatly. Not only has the annual salary increased by twenty times, but they have meat to eat almost every day.

Not only that, the guard post conducted assessments from time to time, and those who ranked top in the performance were rewarded with warm jade and daughter coal.

The soldiers had never seen such a good thing as warm jade, and they tried their best to perform well.

Those who were usually sneaky and sly changed their lazy appearance and became positive.

Following General Jian, life has hope.

Therefore, General Jian asked people to bring live pigs, chickens, ducks, vegetables, and even cooks, making it seem like going out for an outing, and the soldiers had no doubts.

General Jian did this for a reason.

The most outrageous thing is that in addition to the live pigs loaded on the cart, the general also brought two cute bears - Tangtuan and Meihua - to fight the bandits.

Not only did she bring Tangtuan, she also had to bring Chen Pozi, three Taoist priests, Wu Yehe who had just finished her confinement, Wu Yehe's son Gas Tank, Gas Tank's nanny, the Sichuan chef at home, Teng Ge'er, Wang Defa, and her bed... She

almost brought the entire Luming Garden.

After finally carrying the backpack and getting ready, Princess Jiarou appeared.

Princess Jiarou: "Fifth sister, this princess wants to go too."

Emperor Deyuan frowned and said: "Jiarou, don't make a fuss, the general is going out to do great things!"

Jian Ruonan: "Your Majesty is right, Princess Jiarou, this general is going to fight."

This general is going to fight, why do you, a vicious female partner, follow him?

Jian Ruonan sternly refused.

The nanny beside Princess Jiarou said, "Your Majesty, General, the princess has prepared military pay for the general."

The nanny clapped her hands, and the servants carried out boxes of gold.

Jian Ruonan's eyes lit up when she saw the gold: "Go! Princess Jiarou must go!"

[How can this be a troublesome princess? This is a beautiful and kind-hearted elder sister! ]

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Going out for a spring outing, ugh, no, we are going to suppress bandits!

Our goal is to conquer the universe!

Nannan is becoming more and more like a villain. (No!)


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