Chapter 267 Popcorn
The cavalry walked fast, while Jian Ruonan's carriage moved slowly. When they arrived at the camp, the pig blood sausage had been cooked and the nine-turn large intestine was almost out of the pot.
Princess Jiarou was unhappy when she got off the carriage.
She and Wang Defa did not cooperate well, and the card game ended in a terrible defeat.
Tan Taimo had led soldiers before, and he applied military tactics to mahjong, feeding Jian Ruonan with cards so clearly that no one could find fault.
Not only that, he learned to count cards when Jian Ruonan explained the rules.
He knew exactly what cards Princess Jiarou and Wang Defa had in their hands, and he had a firm grasp on their cards.
Unless Princess Jiarou and Wang Defa were extremely lucky, they would never win before Jian Ruonan.
Dan Tai Mo is so good at playing that Jian Ruonan is considering developing Dan Tai Mo into a long-term card partner.
After arriving at the camp, Princess Jiarou was not satisfied yet. She hooked her finger at Wang Defa: "Let's discuss the plan later."
"Let's continue after dinner!"
Jian Ruonan: "No, I will take a nap after dinner."
Princess Jiarou: "..."
"Fifth sister, you are really not here for an outing?"
"What if bandits come?"
"Do you think my daughters are vegetarians?!" Jian Ruonan smiled confidently: "Besides, with Prince Rui in charge, can bandits get away if they come?!"
Prince Rui came in when there was a lack of card partners. Prince Rui stood guard while taking a nap. If he didn't have some strength, he really couldn't be noticed by the Fifth Miss.
Xuanwu System: [If you have something to say, it's Prince Rui. If
you don't have anything to say, it's the paralytic. Xiao Si, this woman is so caring!] Tan Tai Mo: [The Fifth Miss is not even three times as caring as you are.]
Xuanwu System: [Ah? Is this Xuanwu so powerful? Wahahaha——]
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
This crazy system is still arrogant.
Wang Defa: "Princess Jiarou, wait until Miss Wu falls asleep, and we can discuss countermeasures."
Princess Jiarou looked at him with disdain: "This is the only way."
Jian Ruonan got off the carriage and stretched: "Hey, where is Prince Rui?!"
Wu Yehe came over with a "gas tank": "Miss Wu, Prince Rui seems to have gone to the kitchen."
After getting off the car, Tan Tai Mo sat back in the wheelchair and immediately let the guards push him to the temporary kitchen.
Xuanwu System: [If you want to capture a woman's heart, you must first capture her stomach! ]
[Xiao Si, you have practiced your cooking skills for so long, and finally they come in handy! ! ]
[Today, I must make sure that Fifth Sister, the foodie, falls in love with your cooking skills and cannot extricate herself! 】
After a period of investigation, Tan Tai Mo knew that the Fifth Miss liked Sichuan cuisine.
He invited two Sichuan and Chongqing chefs to his home and worked hard to make two dishes - one was boiled pork slices, and the other was lotus root stewed pork.
He was just waiting to show off his skills.
He wanted the Fifth Miss to remember them after eating.
He did not ask for the Fifth Miss to fall, but only asked that every time she ate, she would think of the two dishes he made.
Xuanwu System: [Xiao Si, rush duck——]
At this time, the cold and handsome Prince Rui, who was as cool as the breeze, was holding a spatula and sweating profusely by the stove.
Tan Tai Mo looked extraordinary, like the whitest snow on the top of the mountain, cold and pure.
The smoke from the oil pan dragged him back from the fairyland to the mortal world, forcibly stained him with a touch of fireworks.
Jian Ruonan squatted aside and peeked: [Is this still the emotionally unstable blackened target of my previous strategy?]
Dog system: [Yes, it is him.]
To be honest, the way Tan Tai Mo slapped garlic was different from that of ordinary chefs.
Even when the fourth prince slapped garlic, he looked high-spirited and vigorous, but Jian Ruonan felt that something was wrong.
That weird feeling is like being in a gangster family, where the family commits murders, arson and all kinds of evil, and then, the most talented youngest son in the family secretly memorizes words, formulas, and practices "Three Years of College Entrance Examination, Five Years of Simulation" every day without the knowledge of his family, and finally announces that he wants to take the civil service exam, hoping that his family members will not have a criminal record when they commit crimes, so as not to affect his political review...
On the other side, the Xuanwu system finds that the fifth lady is approaching, and screams excitedly: [Little Four, the fifth lady is peeking at you! ]
[The move to cook is right!!! The fifth lady, the greedy cat, likes to cook!! ]
[Hey, don't be nervous, don't shake your hands! ]
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The daughter-in-law is busy slaughtering pigs, chickens and fish.
In the past, when we went to war, we ate cold and hard dry food, and it was a luxury to have a hot rice. This time, we followed General Jian to fight bandits, and we could actually eat fresh pork!
This is something I couldn't even dream of!
Everyone was full and had strength, and they worked harder than the soldiers in other guards during training and marching.
There were 5,000 people in the team, 1,000 of them were divided into 10 teams of 100 people, holding crossbows to stand guard around, and the remaining 4,000 people were selected from more than 1,000 people who knew how to cook to participate in cooking.
The soldier who killed the pig shaved the pig's hair while swearing in his heart: I will be loyal to General Jian until my death for the rest of my life!
At this moment, the saying was confirmed: A cook who can't kill a pig is not a good soldier!
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There was still about half an hour before lunch. In order to please the top sister, Jian Ruonan took out the old-fashioned popcorn cannon machine that she had finally won.
Wu Yehe humbly asked: "Miss Wu, what is this?"
Jian Ruonan: "This is amazing. This is called a popcorn cannon machine."
"Make some popcorn to eat when we build the Great Wall to defend our country in the afternoon."
Wu Yehe: "Is it also a cooking tool?"
When Wu Yehe heard that it was a cooking utensil, she immediately became interested.
The cooking utensils that Miss Wu took out were generally not ordinary items. Maybe they were a killing weapon.
Wu Yehe held the "gas tank" and handed the task of operating the popcorn cannon to Li Guanzhu.
Jian Ruonan taught Li Guanzhu how to operate the device. Li Guanzhu operated the device while Wu Yehe held the "gas tank" and learned beside him.
The "gas tank" was just one month old and everything looked strange to him. He opened his eyes and blinked, pouting his little mouth.
Teng Ge'er reached out to poke the baby's face, but the "gas tank" caught his finger. The "gas tank" held it tightly, so Teng Ge'er didn't dare to struggle hard and screamed in fear: "Fifth sister, the 'gas tank' is so strong!"
Princess Jiarou: "Fifth sister, why did you bring the baby with you to fight the bandits?"
In the daughter's army, there are not only babies who have just turned one month old, but also women who have just finished their confinement.
No wonder she thought Jian Ruonan agreed so quickly.
The eldest sister on the list suddenly felt that she was not so special.
Jian Ruonan: "This is not an ordinary 'gas tank', this is a bullet!"
When Wu Yehe was carrying the "gas tank", she was soaking pig cages and developing explosives. The "gas tank" was able to produce smoothly. It can be seen that the son of the heroine of the sadistic novel is also extremely vigorous. When
this cub grows up, he will surely become a fierce general under her command.
Such a talented cub must be brought along when suppressing bandits, and he cannot be let lose at the starting line.
Princess Jiarou: "..."
Master Li Guan put the popcorn machine on the stove and shook the stove under the guidance of Jian Ruonan. After a while, the can became redder and redder.
When the popcorn machine reached ten swells, Li Guanzhu took the popcorn machine off the stove, aimed it at the cage, and heard a loud "bang" and the popcorn popped out.
At this time, Tokugawa Daijo, Yoshikawa Kudang, and Leyu sneaked in with their men.
Hearing the explosion, Leyu was a little dumbfounded, "Isn't this a picnic? What's going on?"