Chapter 269 The Daughter Army Song and Dance Troupe is established
Le Yu’s mouth was broken by the chicken. Before he could taste the chicken in his mouth, he was brought to Jian Ruonan with the chicken.
“General, we found the chicken!”
Jian Ruonan looked at the fierce man in front of him with an eight-jin chicken in his mouth and ordered, “Pull the chicken out!”
“Yes, general.”
Le Yu knelt on the ground, and the soldier stepped on his shoulder with one foot and grabbed the chicken with both hands, like pulling a carrot.
“Boer——”
When the chicken was pulled out, Le Yu’s teeth were almost broken.
Le Yu’s mouth was broken by the chicken, and his cherry-like mouth was forced into a bloody mouth, and his saliva could not stop flowing out.
This scene was so funny that Jian Ruonan had a hard time holding back his laughter.
She sat on a rattan chair, put her hands in her hand warmer, and asked: "Who are you? What are you doing here?!"
Le Yu said angrily: "I am a villager nearby!!"
Facing the interrogation, Le Yu was not afraid at all, but took the initiative to get angry.
In front of him was a general who was only in his teens. At the age of ten, his hair had not grown out yet, and he was fooled by a few words.
Le Yu held his mouth with both hands: "I went into the mountains to collect firewood, and I was hit by a chicken for no reason!"
He was just pretending to be angry at first, but his mouth hurt when he spoke loudly. He was hit by a chicken and didn't get to eat the chicken, so he was so angry that his true feelings came out: "Pay me money!"
Hearing that it was a villager, Jian Ruonan was also a little worried.
The Daughters' Army is a kind-hearted people's army. If they injure any villagers, they will have to pay for the medical expenses.
Fortunately, she did not laugh at first, so her good deed was preserved.
Jian Ruonan dug in the melon field and found that the man in front of her was not a kind-hearted villager at all. He was clearly the leader of the rebel army - Le Yu.
Hey, they haven't even started their first meal yet, and they have already captured the leader of the rebel army...
The bandit suppression was successful!
So fast?
This general is really awesome, wakakakakaka -
Le Yu's mouth was stretched red and big by the fried chicken, as if it was holding two pieces of red roasted pork.
Because his mouth was too big to close, Le Yu held his mouth with his hand while talking, and his saliva could not stop flowing down.
I don't know if it was because of the fried chicken.
The sausage mouth is 100% funny, and the hand-holding mouth and manually closing the mouth is 1000000% funny.
Jian Ruonan: "You are a villager, why do you let your life go out?! Wahahaha——"
Since he is an enemy, Jian Ruonan's guilt was swept away, and she couldn't help laughing when asking questions.
"Wahahaha——"
Ha, this lady quietly watched you talk nonsense with this big mouth.
Leyu: "..."
You are a general, can't you be more reserved? !
What are you laughing at? !
"It's unfair! I haven't seen so many houses. I went to see them. I don't know what kind of life they are living!"
Jian Ruonan: "You mean, you want to steal this general's house? No, you want to steal a pig? Hahahaha——"
Le Yu was furious: "When did I say I wanted to steal the house? Just take a look? Is it not okay to take a look?"
Le Yu snorted coldly.
Because of his big mouth, when he snorted, his saliva splashed everywhere, and his two thick lips collided up and down, as if he was eating a big sausage.
Le Yu looked at Jian Ruonan sharply, trying to attack him with his eyes.
However, such a big mouth, coupled with such a look, made Jian Ruonan want to laugh even more.
"Wahahaha——"
Brother Teng, Wang Defa, Princess Jiarou...even Tan Taimo, couldn't help laughing.
The scene was full of laughter.
"You said you were a villager, but how can a villager have such a big mouth?" Jian Ruonan stared at Leyu: "I have never seen a villager open such a big mouth."
"And your accent is so heavy!"
Leyu was completely furious: "Why do you say I have such a big mouth?!"
"Why do you have an accent?!"
Isn't it because of your cock? !
What a pity! I was walking peacefully in the woods, and suddenly I was attacked by a chicken. I thought that I, Le Yu, was handsome and elegant, and was the most handsome boy in the army...
Le Yu became angrier and angrier, and said angrily: "Pay for leisure (money)!"
Jian Ruonan: "Okay, let's put the big mouth aside. Your skin color doesn't look like a local villager. Are there any villagers as dark as you?"
Le Yu: "..."
It was Mr. Xue, who was stirring Huaixue coal in the mountains every day. Huaixue coal has a lot of smoke, and he was smoked black.
Teng Ge'er didn't get to eat fried chicken, and said with a grudge: "Looking at his face, he is probably a foreign spy."
Jian Ruonan: "In that case, drag him down and chop him up."
Le Yu: "..."
No, is it so casual? !
Chop him down as you say? !
Onlookers: Our general is famous for his decisive killing!
As soon as Jian Ruonan finished speaking, soldiers came to drag people. Leyu's hands were held up and dragged into the bushes.
Captain Xue: "The general is kind-hearted and can't stand the sight of blood. Drag her farther away!"
Leyu: "..."
How do you know she is kind-hearted? !
Leyu was so scared that she screamed: "General, you are taking my life lightly!!"
"You don't even know the door, but you want to mess with people!!" (Door: Ask)
"You have a big mouth for nothing, and you don't tell the truth." Jian Ruonan ordered: "When you chop him, cover his mouth, and listen to his screams to wake him up."
After that, Jian Ruonan put his hands together, looked up at the sky, "Amitabha."
Immediately, a soldier grabbed a handful of grass roots from the ground to stuff his mouth.
"General, you are so kind!"
Le Yu: "..."
At the critical moment, Le Yu shouted: "General, I am not a spy. My father is from a foreign country and my mother is a local villager. Please be careful!"
"Oh?" Jian Ruonan stretched out his hand to stop: "Where is your father from?"
Le Yu was sweating profusely: "...Indian."
Jian Ruonan: ! !
Indian? !
You really have a big mouth, you are better at talking nonsense than this general!
No wonder he is a talent who can fool the people to rise up in rebellion, his ability to talk nonsense is amazing.
Jian Ruonan raised his hand and had someone drag the big mouth back: "Really? I don't believe it."
Le Yu: "...How swollen does it take for the general to believe it?"
Jian Ruonan: "I heard that the Indians are good at singing and dancing. You have to sing and dance on the spot."
Le Yu: "..."
At this time, Captain Xue came to report: "General, the dishes are ready, where should we put the rice?"
Jian Ruonan: "Here, let's put up a canopy."
Captain Xue: "What should we do with this big mouth?"
Jian Ruonan: "This big mouth is a friend from India. It's just right for us to watch his singing and dancing performance while we eat."
At this time, Commander Wang sent people to hold Tokugawa Daijo and Yoshikawa Kudang, "General, arrest these two little guys. These two little guys tried to put knockout drugs in the food!"
"These two little bastards are talking in a gibberish, I can't understand them, I need the general to interrogate them."
Jian Ruonan didn't look at the little bastards, she looked at Leyu coldly: "Big mouth, do you know these two guys?"
Leyu didn't answer immediately.
Jian Ruonan: "You don't want to tell me, just chop them up."
Leyu: "..."
You vicious woman, you chop people up at every turn!!!
"I know them, I know them, they are also from India."
Tokugawa Daijo: "It's der, it's der!"
The Japanese general automatically changed to an Indian accent.
Jian Ruonan: "So dark, and the sound of curry, it turns out they are from India!"
The two little bastards were also blackened by Jian Chuxue's snowy coal.
"In that case, you should perform songs and dances to prove it. You will be given half an incense stick of time to prepare. If you can't perform before dinner, you will all be chopped off."
Le Yu: "..."
Tokugawa Daijo: "..."
Yoshikawa Kuto: "..."
Half an incense stick later, Jian Ruonan and her friends ate while enjoying the songs and dances.
On the temporary stage, Le Yu, wearing an apron made of grass roots, led two Japanese warriors, Tokugawa Daijo and Yoshikawa Kuto, to sing on the stage:
"This first pot is called: "I am a kid from India", I hope to bring you some porridge~~~~~"
[Song reference: I was playing in the mud in the Northeast]
Music sounded:
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