Chapter 270: Intestines are pierced and the deadly pills are rotten

What people didn't expect was that Le Yu really had some talent for singing and dancing. He sang and danced so well that Jian Ruonan almost believed that he was a kid from India.

Fortunately, Jian Ruonan kept a hand and didn't eat while enjoying the singing and dancing, otherwise it would be a waste.

Teng Ge'er saw such a weird and exotic style for the first time, and his little mouth never closed.

Wang Defa and Princess Jiarou looked at each other, hey, this trip was not in vain, and I had a lot of fun with my fifth sister!

Tan Tai Mo held the wheelchair tightly with both hands, and almost lost the temperament of the flower of Kaolin.

This song is very magical. After Le Yu and the two Japanese warriors finished singing, the song in his head was still looping.

After the performance, the soldiers took Le Yu and the Japanese general to the side and waited for their punishment.

Jian Ruonan picked up the rice bowl and asked, "What do you think?"

Princess Jiarou made a sharp comment, "It's not suitable to watch while eating."

Teng Ge'er had already spit several times.

He really couldn't eat a bite of rice.

The two dishes that Tan Tai Mo had carefully cooked were almost cold.

After the song was over, Teng Ge'er was finally able to eat normally: "Are they really Indians?"

Jian Ruonan: "No, the big mouth is the leader of the Dayuan Army, and the two guys are the Japanese relatives of the third prince."

Teng Ge'er: ! !

"The bandit suppression was successful so quickly, the fifth sister is so wise and brave!!"

Tan Tai Mo Zhen said: "He is no longer the third prince."

Emperor Deyuan had already stripped the third prince of his status as a prince, and forbade him to use the surname Tan Tai.

Wang Defa asked: "Then how should I call him?"

Jian Ruonan: "Meichuan Yaokuzi."

Teng Ge'er: "Puchi——"

Life is really weird, what kind of name is this.

"Did you give him this name because he doesn't like to wear leggings?"

Jian Ruonan did not answer, but looked at Princess Jiarou: "Do you still like it?"

Princess Jiarou: "..."

The fifth sister started to be angry again!

Is there anyone who treats the eldest sister on the list like this? !

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Everyone was discussing while eating. Needless to say, the dishes cooked by Tan Tai Mo tasted pretty good. The bowl of boiled pork slices was bright in color and had an alluring aroma. The bright red chili oil was particularly eye-catching among the bowls of slaughtered pig dishes.

Tan Tai Mo: [Miss Wu picked up the boiled pork slices five times and the lotus root pork six times. There is still room for improvement in the boiled pork slices.]

Xuanwu System: [......]

The blackened prince is so strict...

Is he going to evolve into a blackened chef? !

When they were almost done eating, Jian Ruonan ordered: "Bring the people over, and everyone come with them!"

Captain Xue and Commander Wang escorted the Indian friend and asked the surrounding soldiers to gather around.

Jian Ruonan asked, "How about our daughter army forming a song and dance troupe? With so many strong men, if we don't have entertainment to vent our emotions at night, it will be easy for something to go wrong."

"Everyone, think about it, and then raise your hands to decide."

Teng Ge'er whispered, "Although the song and dance performance is good, is it really okay to keep them?"

These are enemy troops!

Those two little rascals just secretly drugged them.

If they stay, I won't be able to sleep peacefully at night!

"How difficult is that?" Jian Ruonan said with a smile, "Open their mouths."

Captain Xue: "Just open the two mounds, the big mouth is already open."

Le Yu: "..."

Jian Ruonan took out a few sugar beans from her purse and told her men to feed the Indian friend: "This is called the intestinal puncture and stomach rot death pill. You must take the antidote once every three days. If you don't have my antidote, you will die of intestinal puncture and stomach rot."

Le Yu: "..."

You are a little girl, and you always chop people. If you don't chop people now, you will die! !

Tokugawa Daijo: "I'm so scared~"

The Japanese general who was afraid of death reacted quickly, and his Japanese immediately had a hint of Indian curry!

Teng Ge'er: ! !

Death pills! !

Fifth sister has too many good things! ! !

Princess Jiarou: Is that a good thing? ! Huh? !

Wang Defa: Brother Teng has too thick a filter for Fifth Sister!

Not long after feeding the sugar beans, Leyu and the other two Japanese warriors really started to have stomachaches. Captain Xue sent people to guard them and take them to the woods to have diarrhea.

Princess Jiarou: "Fifth Sister, can it really make her intestines perforated and her stomach rotten?"

Princess Jiarou's hair stood on end, and she was glad that she had never offended Fifth Sister before.

If Fifth Sister took the opportunity to give her some medicine, she would be dead!

Jian Ruonan smiled and said, "No, it's just ordinary sugar beans."

Princess Jiarou: "..."

"Then why do they have stomachaches?!"

Jian Ruonan smiled mysteriously.

Princess Jiarou: "Add another box of gold as military expenses!"

Jian Ruonan: "Princess Jiarou, please listen to my story!"

Tan Tai Mo: [Why don't you get such treatment when I give you a lot of gold? ! ]

Xuanwu System: [Maybe because you are a resentful person. ]

Tan Tai Mo: [......]

"Hmph——" Jian Ruonan hooked her finger: "Everyone come closer!"

The civets quickly surrounded them.

Jian Ruonan whispered: "They eat baked cakes in the mountains every day and haven't eaten meat for several years. Suddenly they eat a whole chicken. Their intestines can't stand it, so of course they will feel pain. If you want this, you will also feel pain." Everyone

: "......"

So that's what happened! (Laughing and crying)

The chicken was contaminated, so Jian Ruonan simply gave it to Leyu.

The two guys didn't mind Leyu's saliva, and the three of them finished the fried chicken in no time.

Honda Miwa was so greedy that he cried out.

He just finished eating the chicken, and he didn't rest, and he immediately sang, danced, and rapped. How could his stomach bear it? !

Teng Ge'er: ! !

"Fifth sister's ability to fool people has improved again!"

The little notebook recorded it crazily.

Jian Ruonan: "How can this be fooling people? This is all because of my medical knowledge!"

Without some medical knowledge, how could they be fooled? !

General Jian gave them a task: they must sing two songs every day, otherwise, there would be no antidote, no food, and the risk of being chopped.

Since then, the Women's Army Song and Dance Troupe was officially established: Lead singer: Leyu

Dancers: Tokugawa Daijo, Yoshikawa Kudō

Harmony: Honda Miwako.

——Actually

, this is an Indian song and dance novel (not!)

It would be better if Tomato could insert voice, which limits my performance. (Dog head)

An author who can't write songs is not a qualified idiot!