Chapter 272: Breaking the Fire Bull Formation with Wisdom
As soon as the four people started to make a noise, a soldier came to report.
Jian Ruonan said, "Don't give them cold dishes. When you give them leftovers, heat them up."
It would be strange if the few people who were eating steamed buns didn't get upset after eating cold oil.
Princess Jiarou: "And give them hot dishes? Fifth sister, I didn't realize you still treat prisoners of war well."
Jian Ruonan: "No, they are locked up with pigs. What if they can't hold it and have to poop? Will you still eat pork?!"
Princess Jiarou: "..."
Jian Ruonan: "They are going to perform singing and dancing tonight. You don't want to see them poop on the stage, do you?"
Princess Jiarou shouted: "Put them in other cages first, away from the pigs!!!!"
Jian Ruonan: "Boil some water for them to drink, and tell them it's the antidote given by the general."
"Yes!"
Jian Ruonan had just made the arrangements when a subordinate came to report: "General, general, the Dayuan Army has surrendered!"
Teng'er's eyes lit up: "Fifth sister is invincible and victorious in every battle!!"
"It's only been one day, and we have won a great victory without losing a single soldier?!"
The subordinate brought a young man, who was the second-in-command of the Dayuan Army, Ge Ou.
The letter of surrender was brought by Ge Ou.
Hearing that Le Yu had rebelled, Ge Ou didn't believe it and came to confirm it in person.
Ge Ou: "General, if you have any questions, feel free to ask."
Jian Ruonan took the letter of surrender and took a look at it.
The letter of surrender was written in simplified Chinese, most likely written by Jian Chuxue. It didn't say anything complicated, just that the Dayuan Army surrendered unconditionally to the Daughters' Army.
Jian Ruonan held the letter of surrender, and doubts arose.
How could Jian Chuxue, such a proud person, surrender so quickly? The two armies have not yet officially fought. Jian Chuxue will definitely not surrender just because Leyu and the Japanese pirates were captured. It is more appropriate for Meichuan Yaokuzi to surrender after being captured.
Jian Ruonan holds the surrender letter, seemingly in deep thought, but actually enters the melon field and turns on the projector in his mind.
The light screen above his head lights up.
All the soldiers of the Women's Army: ! !
The messenger Goou: ! !
At the same time, an interface also appeared in the minds of Hou Jiefu and Wang Defa: [Congratulations on becoming the administrator of the Zhu Zhu]
[As the administrator of the Zhu Zhu, you will have the following rights: 1. Kick the Zhu Zhu out of the group...]
The two were politely shocked for half a second, and after thinking about it, they understood what the Zhu Zhu group meant - if they kicked out of the group, they would not be able to see the light screen above Jian Ruonan's head.
The two of them teamed up to quickly kick out the four people and the messenger in the pig pen.
After the kick, the messenger Ge Ou was not surprised.
The daughter soldiers were shocked to see the big light screen above Jian Ruonan's head.
The God of Electricity is so powerful! ! ! !
- In the light screen, Jian Chuxue was arranging his men to buy and rob cattle.
All the Japanese generals and the great army that climbed Mount Long had gone down the mountain, even Jian Chuxue, the manipulator behind the scenes, went down the mountain to bargain with the cattle dealer.
After watching, Jian Ruonan turned off the screen and ordered: "Feed this man a pill that will cause intestinal ulceration and death, and lock him up with those Indian friends."
Ge Ou was stunned:? ? ! !
What do you mean by intestinal ulceration and death? !
"General Jian, when two sides are at war, the messengers must not be killed!"
Jian Ruonan: "This general will kill the world and the earth, and in the middle, he will also kill the air. A mere messenger?!"
"You have to join in the singing and dancing tonight, or I will kill you."
Ge Ou: "..."
Finally understood why Brother Le wanted to rebel.
This general is so cruel!
Ge Ou was thrown into the pigpen and saw his elder brother Le Yu and three Japanese generals who were rehearsing.
Tokugawa Daijo: "Hey, there is a new dance partner~~"
Ge Ou: "..."
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After eating the melon, Jian Ruonan understood that Jian Chuxue was falsely surrendering.
Buy so many cows to prepare the fire bull array!
The top brass of the Daughter's Army heard about the Fire Bull Formation for the first time. After careful consideration, they felt that there was something about the Fire Bull Formation.
The cavalry was strong, and the Fire Bull Formation was specifically designed to defeat the cavalry.
Not to mention that the enemy was pretending to surrender and preparing for a sneak attack.
This would definitely be a tough battle!
Commander Wang and his capable generals studied it all night, but they couldn't find a way to crack it.
In the end, everyone came to a unanimous conclusion: escape.
When he got up the next day, Commander Wang asked his men, "Where is the general?"
Is he also worried about the Fire Bull Formation?
The general is so proud, he will definitely not escape, so he must be worried.
The subordinate replied: "The general just asked when the meal will be served, and now he is playing with his pet panda."
Commander Wang: "......Did the general say anything else?" The
subordinate continued: "Oh, the general also said that he would urge our Indian friends to rehearse, and if they don't perform well tonight, he would chop one off to scare them."
Commander Wang: "......"
He is indeed the god of electricity. The enemy's cows have almost been bought, but the general is still entertaining his pets.
Jian Ruonan brought Meihua and Tangtuan with her on this trip.
She specially asked someone to build a carriage to accommodate the two pandas.
As soon as Tangtuan was released, he pestered Jian Ruonan for a hug, and Princess Jiarou pestered Jian Ruonan to play mahjong to avenge yesterday.
Jian Ruonan was busy and having a great time.
At this moment, she was playing mahjong in Tangtuan's arms.
Captain Xue was so anxious that he came to the mahjong table in person: "General, the spies in the front reported that the Dayuan Army was buying cattle crazily and wanted to make a fire bull formation..."
Jian Ruonan: "Eighty thousand!"
Captain Xue: "General, the Fire Bull Formation is extremely powerful..."
Jian Ruonan: "Nine Tongs."
Captain Xue was about to say something, but Princess Jiarou was a little dissatisfied: "Go away, go away, what Fire Bull Formation? If it affects my self-draw, I'll take it from you!"
Jian Ruonan threw the mahjong in his hand on the table: "Hey, self-draw is all the same color, seven pairs of dragons!"
Princess Jiarou was so angry that she screamed: "Look, look, it's all you who affected my performance!"
Captain Xue: "..."
Why do I feel like I'm done for?
The game ended, and Jian Ruonan stepped back to let Teng Ge'er shuffle the cards.
She rolled straw paper into strips and pretended to puff out smoke. She shook off the ash like an experienced person: "Xiao Xue, you are still not calm enough!"
Teng Ge'er kindly reminded: "Master Xue, the fifth sister is so calm, I believe she has already thought of a brilliant plan, don't worry."
Have you thought of a plan? !
Captain Xue was in awe.
The electric god general is really powerful!
They racked their brains but couldn't come up with a perfect plan, but the general thought of a plan while playing mahjong and waiting for the cards to be shuffled!
Awesome!
Captain Xue turned around and ordered his subordinates: Keep playing music and dancing!
It would take at least three to five days to buy all the five thousand cows for Jian Chuxue.
Jian Ruonan was not in a hurry. She played mahjong with everyone every day, stroked the pandas, and enjoyed singing and dancing.
Tan Tai Mo was a little panicked: [I wonder how the Fifth Lady will respond?]
[Is the Fifth Lady going to use some dark weapon again?]
[The kind that kills all five thousand cows with one shot?]
Xuanwu System: [This Xuanwu doesn’t know either. I’ll ask the Dog System.]
After a while: Tan Tai Mo: [Did you find out?]
[No.] The Xuanwu System was angry: [The Dog System is rebellious. It actually told me to stop asking about the Fifth Lady!]
[Humph, the Fifth Lady is not its host!]
Tan Tai Mo: [Is she still your host?]
The Xuanwu System took a breath of cold air: ! !
I was at a loss for words!
[Hey, Xiao Si, pay attention to the cards. Princess Jiarou has touched three pairs of cards and only has one left! 】
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
This turtle must be hiding something from him!
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The daughter army was not in a hurry every day, killing pigs and sheep, eating and drinking, watching singing and dancing, petting pandas, and practicing card skills.
Until five days later, Jian Ruonan called Brother Hou, Captain Xue, Commander Wang, Tan Tai Mo, and Wang Defa.
They could hear the general's brilliant plan immediately, and everyone was very excited. Captain Xue was so excited that he rubbed his hands, and Commander Wang was so excited that he blinked. The other old friends knew Miss Wu very well and seemed calm.
Jian Ruonan took out a treasure she had treasured for many years from her purse: "This, let someone sneak over and put it into the cow's fodder."
Captain Xue: "General, what is this?"
"This is..." Jian Ruonan sold a crown and smiled mysteriously: "Strong aphrodisiac!!"
Captain Xue: !!!
"...put it into the enemy's food?"
Hollow out the enemy's body, make their legs weak, and weak, so that they can't form an army!
Brother-in-law Hou: "No, it's put it into the cow's fodder."
Captain Xue's thoughts are a bit dirty.
Didn't the general hear what he just said?
"Brother-in-law Hou is the wise one." Jian Ruonan: "When the cattle are busy, we can just sit back and reap the benefits!"
Commander Wang: "..."
This is not a golden trick, this is a seminal trick...
After Captain Xue received the order, Jian Ruonan suddenly remembered something: "Wait!"
She took out a dozen fist-sized pills from her purse: "Crush this one and lay it down together."
The cattle are about to mate, so we can't let them mate in vain!