Chapter 274 A Lot of Cows
Jian Chuxue, after going through numerous difficulties, even buying and robbing, and crossing several regions, finally gathered 5,000 cows.
At this time, she was watching her subordinates tie weapons to the heads of the cows and tie fire ropes to the tails.
The spy reported: "Mr. Xue, Lord Ge was captured."
Jian Chuxue asked: "Jian Ruonan actually detained the envoy?!"
When two armies fight, they don't kill the envoys. Don't they understand such a simple principle? !
How did Jian Ruonan, that idiot, become a general without knowing any rules? !
The daughter army is doomed!
"What are the women's army doing now?"
The spy replied, "After the women's army received the letter of surrender, General Jian had fun every day, killing pigs and sheep. The entire women's army has been celebrating for several days in a row. General Jian seems to be playing a game called mahjong every day."
Jian Chuxue sneered.
Jian Ruonan is really a poor student. She was fooled so easily.
The spy continued, "I heard... I heard that they are ready to eat beef."
After hearing this, Jian Chuxue laughed up to the sky: "Hahahaha, they are so arrogant and arrogant!"
The battle to buy beef was so big, and she was still worried that Jian Ruonan would find out.
Knowing that the enemy was so stupid, she finally calmed down.
"When will they set out?"
The spy said, "I heard they will set out in a few days, and will set up camp at Pingdingpo today."
Pingdingpo was the place carefully selected by Jian Chuxue to implement the Fire Bull Formation.
Jian Chuxue was ecstatic.
She would not sleep tonight, and she would tie weapons to the bulls herself.
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After Jian Ruonan arranged the drugging, Princess Jiarou invited her to a bloody battle (playing mahjong), and she had to stay up late tonight, so Jian Ruonan agreed.
Wang Defa went on a mission, and the third brother-in-law Hou filled in.
After playing cards, Jian Ruonan returned to the tent and secretly watched the video in her mind.
Above the tent, a light screen lit up.
Jian Ruonan watched in her mind, and the daughter soldiers watched outside.
Today, the Indian friends had a fight. Honda Miku, the troublemaker, was captured alone. The Japanese generals were worried that Honda would be chopped off, so they didn't sleep in the middle of the night.
Shanxian Xiaochi: "Are you not going to perform singing and dancing tonight?"
Tokugawa Daijo: "That's right, I'm not in the mood."
Shanxian Xiaochi: "Why are these pigs looking at the sky?"
"How should I know?" Leyu: "Maybe they are homesick."
Geou: "Why hasn't Honda Miku come back yet? Has he been killed?"
Leyu patted Geou on the body: "Little brother, if he is killed, we will lose a harmony, and you will have to take over."
Geou: "..."
- In the light screen, Honda Miku, with a dog chain tied to his neck, is working hard to dig a hole.
Captain Xue is too big to dig a hole, so this matter is handed over to the skinny Wang Defa.
Jian Chuxue sent many people to guard the cattle. Wang Defa didn't dare to get too close. Jian Ruonan asked him to bring Japanese warriors to dig holes.
Wang Defa pulled the iron chain in his hand: "Don't play tricks, or you'll be scared of your life."
Honda Miroku: "Don't worry, Lord Wang. I took the life-threatening pill, how dare I play tricks?"
Wang Defa: "This success, I will reward you with a bowl of beef tomorrow."
Hearing about beef, Honda Miroku was shocked and immediately buried his head in digging the soil, digging holes more vigorously.
In the early morning, at the foot of Panlong Mountain, all the cattle horns were tied with weapons, and the cattle were finally able to sleep.
Jian Chuxue was tired for most of the night, and sat in the herd of cattle, roasting snow coal and dozing off.
Honda Sanlunzi is indeed an expert in dog holes. He dug holes accurately and quickly, and dug the holes directly next to the feed trough.
Wang Defa mixed the strong aphrodisiac and Duozi pills into the hay, took Honda Sanlunzi and left quickly.
Seeing this, Jian Ruonan turned off the light screen with satisfaction and went to sleep.
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Early the next morning, Jian Ruonan was awakened by the alarm clock she set.
In order to eat melons, Jian Ruonan yawned and opened his eyes with difficulty while lying in the quilt——
[Around five o'clock in the morning, five thousand cows woke up. In order to make the cows energetic when charging the cavalry, Jian Chuxue bought a lot of hay with a lot of money.
With something on her mind, Jian Chuxue didn't sleep much last night. At this time, she was watching her men feeding hay to the cows.
Just as she began to fantasize about a complete victory, the bulls that had eaten the grass suddenly went crazy.
The bulls' eyes were red, their noses were steaming, and their hooves were sticking out.
The cows blinked their big eyes and their tails swung like swings.
The bulls were attracted by the cows' eyes and mooed in their throats, seeking the cows' attention.
After seeing each other, the bulls ran towards the cows collectively.
The bulls in the fire bull formation had already been divided into groups, with ten bulls in each group.
A group with only one bull, at this time, this bull had already lived a life with many wives and concubines.
If there were two or more bulls in a group, it would be embarrassing. In order to compete for the right to mate, they had to fight.
Everyone had weapons tied to their heads, and they were fighting like this, with white knives going in and red knives coming out.
In less than half an incense stick of time, the cattle farm was flooded with blood.
The successful bull jumped up proudly, lay on the back of the cow, and began to enjoy the fruits of victory.
At the beginning, there were more bulls than cows, but after the fight, there were fewer bulls and more cows, and one bull had to satisfy several cows, and he was very busy.
The bulls were working hard, and the bodies of the defeated bulls and the blood that had not yet coagulated were lying on the ground...
This scene can only be described as "violent".
Jian Chuxue was dumbfounded: ! ! ? ?
"What's going on?!"
Subordinates: "Spring is here, the cows are in heat."
Jian Chuxue: "..."
"Why don't you go and pull the cows apart!!"
Jian
Ruonan lay in the quilt and watched, while the others watched outside her tent.
Tan Tai Mo, Princess Jia Rou, Teng Ge'er, and Wang Defa gathered together, roasting coal for their daughter and eating melon seeds.
Tan Tai Mo had seen bulls fighting for mating rights before.
But then there were only two bulls fighting for a cow, but now there are about three thousand bulls, and weapons are tied to their heads.
The bulls will fight to the death for the right to mate with the cow, and now there are weapons tied to the heads of three thousand bulls. When these bulls fight, if this man runs a little slower, he will be killed in minutes.
After a fierce fight, there were less than a hundred bulls left. In the chaos, the Dayuan Army and the Japanese warriors died or were injured. The remaining Dayuan Army saw that the situation was not good and fled. The remaining bulls
were busy conquering the cows, so they didn't even remember the Fire Bull Formation.
The Women's Army did not waste a single soldier and easily broke through the Fire Bull Formation.
All the soldiers of the Women's Army were stunned.
Teng Ge'er was stunned.
Tang Tuan and Meihua were stunned.
Even the pigs in the pigpen were stunned.
Princess Jiarou covered Teng Ge'er's eyes and said, "Children can't watch!"
Teng Ge'er: "..."