Chapter 276 Eating melons: Shocking! Captain Xue is actually like this!
After the Japanese warriors finished eating beef, Captain Xue took them out and sent someone to guard them separately.
Leyu: "Strange, why don't you put us together with the Juguan?"
Honda Miwa yawned, feeling a little sleepy after eating, "I don't know."
There was a hint of pride in his mentally retarded eyes: You can eat beef, all thanks to me!
The daughter army subordinates were also a little confused, why not lock them up in the pigpen. Captain
Xue: "The general said that he was afraid that they might take Chinese medicine and kill the pigs. Will you still eat pork?"
Subordinates: ! !
Thinking of the crazy bulls competing for mates, it is really possible.
And this group of prisoners of war looks so perverted!
The general is far-sighted! !
After waiting for a long time, the Japanese generals and the generals of the Great Yuan Army did not show any signs of "lust after being full and warm", so Captain Xue put everyone back into the pigsty, and everyone could finally eat.
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The daughter army was eating the whole-beef banquet with great enthusiasm, and Jian Chuxue's old injuries had not yet healed, and she got new injuries.
When she was dragging the bull, she accidentally injured her hand with the weapon she tied with her own hands.
Fortunately, the two personal attendants left for her by Meichuan Yaokuzi were highly skilled in martial arts and rescued her in time.
The Japanese generals were good at digging dog holes. When the bulls rioted, they quickly drilled underground to avoid large-scale stampedes.
Despite this, a lot of troops were lost.
Japanese General: -20
If they continue to waste time, they will definitely be captured alive by the daughter army. Jian Chuxue had to give up the precious land of Panlong Mountain and take the remaining soldiers to seek refuge with His Highness Meichuan Yaokuzi.
On the other side, the daughter army finished the beef banquet and officially set out to capture the traitor and thief - Meichuan Yaokuzi.
Jian Ruonan still sat in the carriage and practiced mahjong with Princess Jiarou.
After this period of training, Princess Jiarou lost a lot of money, but her skills got better and better, and her cooperation with Wang Defa became more and more tacit.
Evenly matched opponents added a lot of fun to the mahjong game.
On the other side, Commander Wang and his thousand households and hundred households gathered together to talk.
Commander Wang: "After the great victory, the general
has become a little arrogant." Captain Li: "Not only arrogant, but also arrogant." They
play mahjong, pet, eat delicious food, and enjoy singing and dancing all day long. If you don't know, you might think they are here for a spring outing.
Captain Xue: "The general has the capital to be arrogant."
Captain Zhang: "Even if he has the capital, he should be more restrained."
The general is not only arrogant, lazy, greedy, and has a good relationship with men, but also likes to listen to slander...
On the battlefield, it is a taboo to underestimate the enemy.
Often walking at night is afraid of encountering ghosts.
Finally, several people discussed and prepared to give collective advice to the general.
In their hearts, they did this for the general to go further, and it also showed their loyalty from the side.
They are loyal to the general, who is brave and resourceful. If he corrects some of his shortcomings, he will surely be granted a
title of nobility and appointed as prime minister in the future. Several capable generals of the daughter army, holding the belief that "good medicine tastes bitter but is beneficial to the disease, and honest advice is unpleasant to the ear but is beneficial to action", knocked on the door of the carriage.
Jian Ruonan was doing all the work, and when she saw several generals, she was a little surprised: "What are you doing?"
Several generals explained their purpose.
"General, the army is cunning and must not underestimate the enemy." Captain Zhang had fought with the Northern Kingdom cavalry and almost died several times. On the battlefield, one must not be careless at all.
Jian Ruonan understood that these people came to give advice.
Princess Jiarou winked at Teng Ge'er: See, your fifth sister is so proud that even her subordinates can't stand it.
Brother Teng: Princess Jiarou, although I respect you, what you said is still wrong. How can the fifth sister be complacent? She is simply arrogant!
[Okay, okay, those who criticize me will be rewarded!]
Several generals: ! !
The general called himself the lord? !
Is the general trying to usurp the throne? ! !
The general seems to be even crazier!
Brother Teng: You are just getting started. When attending the morning court before, the fifth sister couldn’t get enough energy if she didn’t curse the old emperor to death.
Several generals: ...
We are superficial.
Tan Tai Mo: The fifth lady is of true nature!
Princess Jiarou: Fourth brother, are you crazy? She cursed your father to death, is that true nature?
Brother Teng was shocked: Could it be that this is another love-brain? !
[A reward for each of you is a piece of leather! ]
Captain Zhang: See, this move is right, the general still has a reward!
Captain Xue: The general is still able to listen to advice.
Brother Teng: Don’t be complacent, I feel that this piece of leather is a bit cat-like.
Commander Wang: I know, Pi Tuo is Shu language, which means fist, the general will give each of us a fist.
Brother Teng: See, I knew that the fifth sister would never follow the beaten path!
The generals: "..."
Jian Ruonan asked people to stop the carriage and boil tea around the stove. She lay between the dumplings and plum blossoms, listening to the advice of her subordinates.
It's a good opportunity to have some fun and get to know the personalities of the generals under my command. It would be great if there are one or two outstanding ones whose ability to do things is comparable to that of the Marquis's husband.
Several generals exchanged glances and sent Captain Xue to go first.
Captain Xue was born in a military family and had excellent skills, which won the appreciation of Jian Ruonan.
Captain Xue: "General, I think we should take time to discuss tactics every day. As the saying goes, diligence makes one proficient, while play makes one lazy. Success is achieved through thinking and failure is caused by following."
Mahjong game, you can play enough when you return to the court.
General, you must not underestimate the enemy!
Jian Ruonan drank fragrant tea, and on the surface he looked as calm as a chrysanthemum, but in fact he was lively inside——
[Captain Xue, the one who can't give birth to a son, let this general take a look, is there any hidden disease...]
Except for Captain Xue, everyone present pricked up their ears.
Brother Teng: It's been a long time since I ate melon!
The cub took the food box handed over by Mrs. Chen and distributed melon seeds to everyone.
Wang Defa stood on the left side of Jian Ruonan, and Tan Tai Mo came over in a wheelchair and motioned him to move aside. Wang Defa
stood on the right side of Jian Ruonan, thinking to himself: The fourth prince is so cruel.
Xuanwu System: [Little Fourth, can you stop being jealous while eating melon? ! It's really a spoilsport! ]
Tan Tai Mo: [......] Captain
Xue: It's not that I can't give birth to a son, it's that I can only give birth to one son!
Captain Xue did not realize the seriousness of the problem at this time. As a rough man who lives on the edge of a knife, what does it matter if some black material is exposed? !
Maybe this is still an opportunity to find out the secret of why their Xue family has been a single-line family for generations.
Jian Ruonan searched in the melon field.
[Is it because Jiji is too young that you can't give birth to a son? ]
Zhong Zhu Zhu: Puchi -
so you are such a general!
Captain Xue: "..."
I am very old! !
Damn, why do I feel like I am rushing away with regret.
[Oh, no. ]
Captain Xue: "..."
Your humble servant is innocent! ! !
[Captain Xue's family is not a single-line family. The Xue family has sisters, many sisters. Oh, because the women have to get married, they cannot be considered family heirs? ! 】
【Hey, he has joined the Daughters' Army, but under my rule, he still favors boys over girls? ! 】
【Let me see if this person is loyal? Is he submissive on the surface, but is he secretly unwilling to accept it? After all, this person has three hair whorls, and he is the legendary stubborn man! 】
Captain Xue: "..."
【This person has a bad temper. He blames his wife for not being able to give birth to a son. His wife is also under a lot of pressure when she can't give birth. When she is under a lot of pressure, it is difficult to conceive. 】
【Hey, the key to having a boy or a girl lies with the man! 】
【They don't understand even if you tell them about XY chromosomes. 】
Zhu Zhu: Although they don't understand much, they are shocked!
The general learned how to be poor and knowledgeable.
In fact, laziness, homosexuality, and greed... are just the general's protective colors?
She is actually a talented general!
[Forget it, this general will continue to eat melons! ]
Jian Ruonan flipped around in the melon field -
[Oh my God! ]
Her heart was deafening.
The old melon friends were as calm as chickens, while the new cuckoos were worried.
General, what is it, tell me quickly!
[Captain Xue was born by his father!!!]
All the cuckoos present:? ?
What the hell? !
Don't you understand?
[Captain Xue was born after his father carried him for ten months, and his father even fed him personally!!!]
All the cuckoos:!!! ? ? ?
Xue Qianhu: "..."
[Could it be that Xue Qianhu's father is the legendary Yin, Yang, and Man! 】
Zhongyun: What the hell are intersex people? !
Teng Geer: I think we should call them male and female.
Wang Defa: It may also be a niǎo person.
Brother-in-law Hou: Xue Qianhu’s father is ill. Is it really okay for you to make fun of others like this?
Everyone:! !
Merit-10086
wants to give himself two slaps.
It's better to listen to the general's explanation.