Chapter 279: Snake Playing
The daughter army hurried and finally arrived at the foot of Qingmei Mountain.
Originally, it was thought that Meichuan Yaokuzi would immediately start digging for the treasures of the previous dynasty, but Jian Ruonan still underestimated the power of sadomasochistic love stories.
Hey, Meichuan Yaokuzi spent three days coaxing Jian Chuxue, and now he hasn't started digging for treasures yet.
Sure enough, in front of love, career is worthless.
Just like the workplace dramas that are being broadcast now, the protagonists are all busy with love, and their careers are just a decoration.
Jian Ruonan was no longer panicked, and returned to the previous outing mode.
She wanted to embezzle the treasures of the previous dynasty, but was embarrassed to say it out loud, so she called Commander Wang and several thousand households to a meeting.
Jian Ruonan: "What will you do if we go up the mountain and dig up a treasure of several million taels of gold?"
Commander Wang and several captains looked at each other.
You have to answer the general's questions carefully, or you will be ruined if you are not careful!
Captain Zhang said tentatively: "Donate all to the court."
Jian Ruonan pursed her lips and did not respond.
[Captain Zhang is not aware enough.]
Captain Zhang: ...
It's my fault that I thought the general's awareness was too high.
Captain Xue: "Captain Zhang, what are you talking about? Even if you find a blade of grass, it belongs to the general!"
[Captain Xue is still sensible.
Commander Wang: "Without the general, how can we have a good life?" Captain
Fei: "That's right, do you think the military expenses of our daughter army come from the wind?! The annual salary of our daughter army soldiers is 100 taels, while the annual salary of soldiers in other guards is only 5 taels. The general has made such contributions, he can afford tens of millions of taels of gold."
Jian Ruonan was in a good mood and looked at Captain Li: "Captain, what is your surname?"
Captain Fei: "I don't need to be named, my name is Yang Yang."
【Fei Yang Yang? ！】
【Fei Yang Yang? ！】
Jian Ruonan was shocked.
Captain Fei touched his face: "Is my name strange?"
"No, it's a good name. I'm just a little surprised." Jian Ruonan: "Captain Fei, you have a future!"
Captain Kong: "General, I think we can select a group of strict ones to go up the mountain, and the rest can catch the desperate traitors at the foot of the mountain!" The
female army has 5,600 people, and 400 people were sent to escort more than 1,000 bulls back to Beijing, and hundreds of people were sent to stay to deal with the cows' pregnancy. Now there are 5,000 people left.
The remnants of Meichuan Yaokuzi and Dayuan Army are less than 1,000 people, and the female army can completely encircle and wipe them out.
Jian Ruonan: "This plan is very good. What is the name of this captain?"
Captain Kong: "My surname is Kong, and my given name is Long."
[? ! ]
[Dinosaur! 】
Jian Ruonan: "Who is that?"
Captain Zhang: "I am Zhang Wei."
【Zhang Wei! 】
【This general has so many talented people under his command! 】
Several Captains: "......"
I feel like my name is very ordinary!
Captain Xue: "General, how are we going to deal with those operatives?"
Commander Wang: "How about just chopping them off?"
Those Indian friends looked short but ate a lot, like the stars that came down to earth, and they looked a little tired.
Jian Ruonan: "If we chop them off, it will be a bargain for them!"
Just at this time, another subordinate came to report: "General, there are snakes in the mountains!"
Several subordinates were holding fire tongs, and several large green snakes were entangled in the fire tongs.
Jian Ruonan was shocked when he saw the snakes.
Commander Wang suggested: "General, I heard that the Indians are good at snakes. Give them snakes and let them perform snake charmers tonight."
Jian Ruonan: "Okay!"
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The Japanese generals were sleeping in the cage, and suddenly, several spicy strips fell from the sky.
Honda Miwa: ! !
Torturing the prisoners? !
The Japanese generals and the leader of the Great Army were scared and screamed.
The soldier said: "Why are you screaming? Aren't Indians good at snake charmers? The general said that tonight's performance is snake charmers."
After saying that, he also handed over a few bamboo flutes.
? ? ! !
Snake charmers? !
The Indian friends took a breath of cool air.
The Japanese generals collectively looked at the culprit, Leyu.
"Donkey, donkey, you have done us a disservice. Not only did you make us almost miss out on beef, but now you are playing with snakes!"
Leyu cursed back, "If it weren't for me, you would have been chopped long ago, and you
wouldn't have ended up like this today?!" Honda Miwa: "Bullshit, why didn't I get chopped? If you hadn't taken the initiative, we would have lived a better life!"
Goou: "What do you mean by good is eating leftovers like a dog?!"
Tokugawa Daijo: "You have eaten a lot of leftovers!"
The four Japanese generals and the two great armies were arguing and almost fighting.
The soldiers slapped the cage with their knives and said, "If you keep arguing, just drag it out and chop it."
The Indian friends finally calmed down.
The soldier said again, "If the snake runs away, chop it anyway."
The six people hurriedly caught the snake in a panic.
Fortunately, it was not a cobra, but a big green snake. Honda Sanlun held the snake's head and asked, "What should we do now?"
"What should we do? Of course, we should practice. Wow, I was bitten. I'm going to die." Shanxian Xiaochi didn't hold it firmly, and was bitten by the snake.
The short guy closed his eyes and fell straight down.
"Shanxian!"
"Xiaochi!!"
The other three were terrified and rushed over to check Shanxian Xiaochi's injuries.
Just when everyone thought Shanxian Xiaochi had gone crazy, Shanxian Xiaochi opened his eyes.
"This snake is not poisonous."
But even if it is not poisonous, everyone is a little scared of the cold-blooded animal wrapped around their hands.
"Hey, what do you think we can do? As far as I know, the snake charmers in India all charm cobras. This one seems to be a cabbage snake. Let's say that the species of snake is wrong and it can't be charmed." Shanxian Xiaochi said.
Tokugawa Daijo: "Master Shanxian has a great idea!!"
Leyu: "What if we really catch a cobra?"
The Jian general looked harmless, but he was actually very evil and ferocious.
Honda Miku: "Yeah, what should we do?"
Leyu: "What should we do? Rehearse!"
After a struggle, the Indian friends finally entered the snake-charming rehearsal.
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Here, the chef is waiting for Jian Ruonan to order.
Today's main dish is chicken stewed with mushrooms.
The soldiers found a lot of wild mushrooms in the mountains. Everyone didn't know whether these wild mushrooms were edible, so they came to ask the omnipotent God of Electricity: "General, I don't know whether these wild mushrooms are edible. Please give me your instructions."
Jian Ruonan only saw that these wild mushrooms were colorful and looked good.
She didn't know whether they were poisonous or not, so she directly ordered: "First, copy a plate and let the Indian friends taste it. If they are fine, we can eat it."
The Indian friends were rehearsing snake-charming, and they were suddenly stopped and it was time to eat.
Six people, corresponding to six different wild mushrooms.
Yoshikawa Kudang: "Why is the meal so early today?"
Shanxian Xiaochi was surprised and said, "It's not leftovers today."
Honda Milun was a little dissatisfied: "There is just no meat."
The soldier said, "It's true that wild boars can't eat fine bran. This is wild mushrooms, which are much more tender than meat!" The
wild mushrooms on the mountain are delicious. Before they started eating, the fragrance was overflowing. Several people held their bowls and started eating.
The soldiers watched them eat, and after eating, they continued to watch them rehearse snake charmers.
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Jian Ruonan was playing mahjong when he suddenly heard someone report, "General, four prisoners of war have been poisoned."
Jian Ruonan took people to the pig pen to take a look.
Except Honda Milun and Leyu, the other four had already started the snake charmer performance.
Shanxian Xiaochi held three green snakes in his hands and was kissing them passionately.
He seemed to think the green snake was a beauty. He kissed it while screaming: "Oh, it's a real beauty. It hurts so much when it bites me!"
"Miss Qing, hello!"
Jian Ruonan was shocked: "Quick!"
His subordinates: "Call a military doctor?"
Jian Ruonan: "No, bring the brazier and chair. I want to watch the snake show!"
How can you miss such a wonderful performance!