Chapter 280 Big gunpowder, big explosives, blow up your life!
The Indian friends ate wild mushrooms, which was like performing a show with their lives.
Tokugawa Daijo grabbed a green snake and jumped rubber rope while shouting: "Wow, hahahahaha, I'm a fairy! I'm a fairy!!"
Goou was the most awesome. He treated the snake as a sword and wanted to perform sword swallowing on the spot.
He grabbed the snake's head and stuffed it into his mouth.
The "Fuck" sounds at the scene came one after another and never stopped.
The most worried one was Yoshikawa Kudang. He held the green snake in both hands. The green snake bit his face, but he didn't care: "General, the snake is talking. This is the snake fairy. You can't play with snakes!"
He stopped others from playing with snakes with a worried look on his face, but was ignored by others.
Jian Ruonan asked him: "What did the snake fairy say?"
Yoshikawa Kudang: "The snake fairy said that we should eat chicken stewed with mushrooms."
Jian Ruonan: "..."
"This guy is pretending. Feed him all the remaining poisonous mushrooms!"
Yoshikawa Kudang: "..."
After feeding him the poisonous mushrooms, the chef immediately asked someone to pick out the non-toxic wild mushrooms and stew the chicken.
Honda Mirun and Leyu were lucky. The wild mushrooms they ate were not poisonous.
Leyu gnashed his teeth in anger, and whispered to Honda Miku while no one was paying attention: "This general is so cruel, he actually asked us to test the poison!"
Honda Miku was still there: "Donkey, keep your voice down, don't implicate me if you want to die!"
Leyu: "Master Honda, are you willing to be humiliated by Jian?!"
"People have to bow their heads under the eaves!" Honda Miku: "Keep your voice down, don't attract the attention of that female devil!"
Although the two tried to shrink their bodies as much as possible, they were still noticed by Jian Ruonan: "Only the snake charmer? What about the flute player?!"
Honda Miku: "..."
Leyu: "..."
The two still couldn't escape, and accompanied the four snake charmers.
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On the other side, after Meichuan Yokuko coaxed Jian Chuxue, he immediately started the treasure hunting plan.
Although more than 20 of the 108 Japanese warriors who came to assist were killed or wounded, they were good at digging holes, like reincarnated moles. In less than a day, they dug the tomb of the previous dynasty into a honeycomb of coal. The
royal family of the previous dynasty was extravagant and licentious. They have dug up a lot of treasures in the past few days, each of which can be called a national treasure.
Seeing the treasure in front of them, Meichuan Yaokuzi and Jian Chuxue hugged each other and cried.
Finally, the treasure was dug up, but it was so hard!
Their love finally has a future.
Before they had time to be happy, a servant came to report: "Your Highness, the daughter army has set up camp at the foot of the mountain!"
Meichuan Yaokuzi was surprised that they came quite quickly.
Jian Chuxue snorted coldly: "Your Highness, let them see the power of explosives!"
Jian Chuxue did not gain nothing during this period.
She increased the proportion of saltpeter, and the explosives were finally developed successfully, and they were very powerful.
The only weakness is that the time of explosion is unpredictable.
Sometimes it explodes just after it is in hand.
Sometimes it explodes half a day after it is thrown out.
It is a very unique explosive.
In addition to explosives, they have so many Japanese warriors who can dig holes, and they can also carry out sneak attacks.
Qingmei Mountain is easy to defend but difficult to attack. She, Jian Chuxue, must not lose this time.
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On the side of the daughter army, Jian Ruonan has not woken up yet.
Princess Jiarou put down the telescope and looked at the ball curled up on the bed: "The enemy has come to the front, and Fifth Sister, you are still lying in bed?!"
"I'm an eleven-year-old girl, what's wrong with lying in bed?!" Jian Ruonan yawned slowly.
Princess Jiarou: "Fifth sister, you are a general now!"
"You are a general, it's enough to just take a nap. The enemy's artillery is set up, can you still sleep?!"
Jian Ruonan tightened the quilt on her body and wrapped herself like a rice ball.
The rice ball nodded: "I can sleep."
"Princess, are you jealous of this general's sleep?"
Princess Jiarou: "..."
"Get up quickly!"
At the urging of the eldest sister on the list, Jian Ruonan got up reluctantly.
She rummaged through the melon field and found that Meichuan Yaokuzi had almost dug up all the treasures.
In this case, it's time for her, the yellow bird, to go up the mountain.
Princess Jiarou: Yellow bird? A big lazy bird!
After washing up and having breakfast, the subordinates came to report: "General, the enemy has prepared a lot of explosives and is ready to surrender to our army at any time. Should we change the camp?"
Jian Ruonan was shocked: "What?! Explosives?!"
The power of explosives should not be underestimated.
Jian Chuxue has developed it successfully? !
Jian Ruonan looked around and found that Jian Chuxue really developed explosives with great power.
As expected of the heroine, she is still quite capable.
[Oh my god, it's over! ]
The general of the daughter army shuddered.
Even the general began to worry.
It seems that there will be a tough battle to fight next.
Commander Wang, Captain Xue and others were worried.
Everyone present held their breath,
[What if the explosives destroyed my treasure? ! ]
Captain Xue: "......"
It was a mistake after all.
[It made me afraid to use the Italian cannon! ]
Jian Ruonan continued to search in the melon field, and learned from the melon field that Jian Chuxue was quite a thief, and secretly hid the treasure of the previous dynasty in a cave in the back mountain.
Jian Ruonan was relieved: "Bring out this general's Italian artillery!"
"Bomb her to death!"
Commander Wang: "General, are you so direct?"
Jian Ruonan: "We, the children of Daxia, never show off!"
Princess Jiarou was relieved to see that she finally stood up: "You have some sense of ceremony."
Talk to boost morale or something.
Jian Ruonan: "I understand, I understand."
No one is better than her at this kind of sense of ceremony.
She first asked Li Guanzhu to kill a chicken on the spot and perform a ritual to bless the safety of his daughter's army.
Then, she took out a loud speaker from her purse, asked the soldiers to use tree branches to hold up the loud speaker, and shouted to the top of the mountain -
"Listen, you traitors on the mountain, you have been surrounded by the women's army!"
"I'll give you half an incense stick of time to surrender. If you don't surrender, don't blame me for being rude, la la la la la -"
The voice was rich and magnificent, piercing the sky, with a delay.
Women's Army: ! !
The magic power of the electric god general has increased again!
Princess Jiarou: "..."
However, it still achieved the effect of boosting morale.
After shouting, Jian Ruonan set up a recording and let the loudspeaker play it in a loop: "Big gunpowder, big explosives, blow up Xiaozi and she can't escape, lift up my Italian cannon!"
"Blast it as you like, put it as you like, to prevent Xiaozi from giving birth to a baby!"
"One cannon has made you possessed, and even the ambulance can't save you!"
—— Xuanwu products must be top-notch.
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Jian Chuxue, who was on the mountain, was numb when she heard the jingle.
"Set up the cannon!"
"Show them some color!"
Jian Chuxue ordered people to make a very long lever, and using the terrain advantage, the explosives were thrown down from the bottom of the mountain, and they happened to fall in front of the female soldiers.
With a "bang", a huge pit was blown out, and Tangtuan and Meihua were so scared that they had to hide in Jian Ruonan's arms.
The bear baby was scared to death!
Jian Ruonan was also shocked.
From the video, Jian Ruonan saw Jian Chuxue laughing proudly: "The lever principle comes in handy!"
[Jian Chuxue is at least a junior high school diploma, and she also knows the lever principle! ]
No wonder the other party remained indifferent after shouting for a long time. To deal with a middle school student, you have to use middle school-specific terms.
She picked up the loudspeaker, pointed out the world, wrote passionate words, and rebuked Fang Qiu. She
shouted again--
"If you break my wings, I will destroy your heaven!"
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After the battle, she continued to return to the topic of eating melons. It feels like I haven't eaten melons for a long time.
Without melons to eat, the civets have almost run away.
Civets, come back to me!!! (Erkang hand)