Chapter 305 Lord Yin is so filial!
When the six ministers heard Jian Ruonan's thoughts, their eyes brightened.
The hunchbacked Minister of Works stood straight.
Emperor Deyuan pursed his lips, with a smile from a true dragon emperor on his face.
It has been a long time since the generals went out to fight.
The ministers in the front row are tired of the melons, and the melons of the officials in the back row are still fresh.
Lord Yin's face turned green.
Aren't we discussing how to catch the adulterer? Why are we talking about his bedroom affairs? !
In such a serious occasion, in such a solemn study, is it really okay to discuss a concubine's affair?
The Six Ministers: Lord Yin, there was a thief in the study, the eldest prince defecated here, and someone peed in the Golden Throne Hall. Your concubine’s affair is not even in the top three. It’s really nothing!
Emperor Deyuan: Little Yin, don’t take yourself too seriously.
Lord Yin: “…”
I’m shallow!
Several new commanders of the Five Cities Military Division who joined the herd were a little uncomfortable at first, but once the melon-eating gene engraved in their bones was activated, they immediately threw themselves into it.
The thief and the lecher are not important. Let’s eat the melon first!
[What is Lord Yin’s background? Why does he have fifteen concubines? ! ]
The Six Ministers: General, Lord Yin’s family background is not important. We mainly want to know what ten of the concubines did!
Let's be more specific. It's better to put up a picture so that Lord Yin can see it clearly!
[Lord Yin is from an ordinary family. How can an ordinary family keep so many concubines? ! Does the Wucheng Bingmasi make a lot of money? See if he is corrupt? ! ]
Lord Yin: "..."
Emperor Deyuan: The little cutie is awesome. He can catch corrupt officials without fail!
[He doesn't make a lot of money. Apart from his annual salary and the filial piety he receives every year, he is not corrupt. ]
[These concubines were all taken in by Madam Yin. ]
[Is Madam Yin rich? ]
[Madam Yin doesn't have much money either. Why would she save money to help him take in concubines? ]
Six ministers: That's really strange!
General, let us listen to your story!
[Oh, it turns out that he favors concubines over his wife and outsources his filial piety! ! 】
【As soon as Madam Yin got married, Lord Yin promoted his cousin to a concubine and doted on her. Madam Yin took in these concubines to compete with Lord Yin's concubine cousin! 】
Lord Yin's hair was green and his back was sweaty.
General Jian's voice was like a soft knife grinding meat!
Each cut was more painful than death!
The six ministers: Everyone understands this favoring of concubines and killing wives, but this outsourcing of filial piety is not very understandable!
The commanders of the other four cities' military divisions: Lord Yin, what do you mean?
Lord Yin: "..." I don't really understand either.
No, Lord Shangshu, you are the backbone of the court, are you so gossipy? !
Lord Yin finally found out. No wonder every time General Jian went to court, the front row of the Jinluan Palace was filled with strange smoke and the atmosphere was tense.
So that's what happened? !
[When Madam Yin just married in, Lord Yin said to her: "My father died early, and my mother had a hard time. I hope you will be filial to my mother and let her enjoy her later years."]
Yu Shufang Zhongjue: Do you think this sentence is correct? !
Marry a virtuous wife, and be filial to your parents-in-law are the most important.
[Lord Yin's own mother, before he married a daughter-in-law, he was not filial to his mother and did not let his mother enjoy happiness. He must wait until he married a daughter-in-law to let his mother enjoy happiness? ! ]
[What kind of logic? ! What kind of perverse logic? ! ]
[Isn't this outsourcing of filial piety? ! 】
Six ministers: "..."
Although they don't quite agree with the words of the little baby who confiscated the family property, but after careful consideration, it seems to make sense! Filial
piety to one's own mother comes first!
So, aren't all the young ladies who marry into the Jinyang Marquis's Mansion going to enjoy themselves! The family education in the Jinyang Marquis's Mansion will definitely not torture their daughters-in-law!
Minister of War Pei Junfei is the most proud of it. Fortunately, he was quick to marry his eldest granddaughter!
The other five ministers: Envy, jealousy and hatred! I wonder if there are any unmarried sons in the Jinyang Marquis's Mansion?
Jian Zhang: There is a little son who is just six years old!
Five ministers: In-laws!
【Fortunately, Madam Yin is sober in the world. Lord Yin outsourced his filial piety to Madam Yin, and Madam Yin subcontracted his filial piety to the fifteen concubines! 】
【On the first day the concubine entered the house, Madam Yin taught her the secret of winning favor: if you capture the old lady's heart, you capture Lord Yin's heart! In Lord Yin's mind, the old lady is the apple of his eye. If you are filial to the old lady, Lord Yin's love will come easily! You see, why is the concubine cousin so favored? It's because she is related to the old lady! 】
【As soon as the concubines entered the house, they made soup, massaged, and pounded the old lady's legs every day. There were fifteen concubines, and the daily shifts had to be arranged for two weeks and one day. 】
Emperor Deyuan: My courtiers are good. This backyard is more exciting than the harem!
Lord Yin: "..."
【From then on, Lord Yin's old mother was served by fifteen concubines every day, and she lived a happy life with everything provided for her! ! 】
Six Ministers: Can it be like this? !
Sicheng Bingmasi: Good guys, I call you good guys!
[Madam Yin is really the most amazing woman in Daxia! ]
[This doesn't seem to be illegal subcontracting or illegal subcontracting, right? ]
Lord Yin: "..."
What the hell?
I don't understand, but I'm shocked!
[Madam Yin is really smart. Not only did she solve the problem of outsourcing filial piety, she also invited so many helpers to compete with the concubine. She writes poems and drinks tea every day, and lives a comfortable life. Such an amazing woman, I really want to be friends with her! ]
Yu Shufang Humerus: General, didn't we have an affair with a concubine at the beginning? Let's get back to the point!
[With so many concubines in the family, all kinds of conflicts arise. At the beginning, the concubines served the old lady according to the schedule. Later, as time went on, everyone started to play tricks. They knew that Lord Yin would go to the old lady to pay his respects after leaving the yamen, so they swarmed in when it was time to leave the yamen. ]
[Everyone dressed up gorgeously and competed with each other for beauty. Lord Yin is alone and can only sleep with one person at night. Unfortunately, he is not very good and only sleeps once a week. ]
Lord Yin: "..."
I want to die.
Six Ministers: Tell me about this in detail!
Jian Ruonan counted on her fingers: [One a week, four a month, not counting the repeated ones, it takes four months to sleep with all of them! ]
[Sometimes, my concubine cousin would occupy Lord Yin four times a month, and the others could only stare blankly! ]
[With so many concubines, they are widows at such an age, how miserable it is! ]
The six ministers: It is indeed miserable!
Lord Yin: "..."
Can you please stop talking, I apologize to you, I shouldn't have said such rude words to the general!
The six ministers: Hi, Lord Yin, it's too late to regret!
Now that you are here, let the general finish.
[These concubines are all in their youth, waiting for four months, it is inevitable that they will have other thoughts! They will go out and have an affair! ]
The six ministers: Doesn't Madam Yin care?
Madam Yin manages the inner house? !
[Lord Yin favors his concubines over his wife, and the power of the household is in the hands of my concubine. I wish these concubines would go out and mess around, and some of the wild men were provoked by my concubine herself!]
Six Ministers: Favoring concubines over his wife is not okay!
Outsourcing filial piety is also not okay!
You should be filial to your own mother first!
[This Lord Yin is as stupid as my father. My father was cheated on by Aunt Wei, and he asked my mother to copy scriptures for Aunt Wei's aborted fetus!]
Jian Zhang: ! !
Six Ministers: ! !
It's really like a road that seems to have no way out, but there is another bright spot!