Chapter 313: Dog System Upgraded Again
The candlelight in the guest room flickered, and the air was filled with an ambiguous atmosphere.
Wu wiped the clothes of Master Wu Ai, and she lay on top of him.
Seeing the two of them wiping, at the critical moment, "snap", it was gone.
Zhu Zhu:? ? ! !
They both took off their pants, how come it was gone? !
The Minister of Works, the old Zhu Zhu, explained to the new Zhu Zhu: The little baby is under 18 years old, and the law of heaven does not allow you to see it!
Jian Ruonan skillfully turned off the video, raised her head and looked at Mrs. Wu with a curse: "On the Dragon Boat Festival in the 21st year, Master Wu Ai was drunk and stayed at Shi's house. Shi Hong was drunk and resting in the study in the outer courtyard. You took the opportunity to bring sobering soup to spend the night with Master Wu Ai!"
Jian Ruonan told her what happened that day in a few words, and finally concluded: "Shi Jiang is Master Wu Ai's son!"
[Mrs. Wu is not a good person, but she has a good taste. Master Wu Ai was really handsome when he was young, hahaha~~]
[You can't blame Master Wu Ai for this. It was all Mrs. Wu's initiative. Men have to protect themselves when they are outside!]
Shi Hong: "..."
Master Wu Ai: "..."
Minister of Works: Oh, my subordinates really know how to have fun!
Mrs. Wu didn’t see the screen and was still arguing: “Fifth sister, you have no basis for words. What basis do you have for saying anything?! Show me the evidence!”
Zhong Zhu Zhu: Melon King, show me the evidence!
Jian Ruonan smiled contemptuously. This lady is very decisive. What I say is true!
[Hey, you are not allowed to watch, but you are not not allowed to eat melon! ]
[This lady will just eat some vegetarian melon with all her might! ]
Zhong Zhu Zhu: It’s really hard for you!
Jian Ruonan looked at Master Wu Ai: “That night, you and Wu the maid took a bath together!”
Master Wu Ai: “…it seems…”
Jian Ruonan: “We took five baths in total! The water overflowed everywhere!”
Master Wu Ai: “…”
It feels like you remember it better than me.
Zhong Zhu Zhu: ! !
Such ironclad evidence!
Mrs. Wu:? ? !!
What's wrong? !
Jian Ruonan: "The fragrance on the maid's body smells like milk! Mrs. Wu's favorite smell!"
Master Wu Ai: "......It seems so."
Zhong Zhu Zhu: Mrs. Wu, you are so hot!
Mrs. Wu: "......"
Jian Ruonan: "You thought that maid was a wet nurse at that time, but you found out later that she was not!"
Zhong Zhu Zhu: ! !
Is it so exciting? !
Master Wu Ai: “…”
Mrs. Wu: “…”
Jian Ruonan looked at Mrs. Wu again: “The big red bellyband with a pattern of birches playing in the water that you wore that night is still hidden in the cupboard! Go to the Wucheng Bingmasi and ask a few people to search it and you will find out!”
“That big red bellyband with a pattern of birches playing in the water has not been washed for twenty-one years. Every time when it was late at night and everyone was asleep, you would secretly take it out to savor it…”
She told them every detail of that night, including some embarrassing conversations, as clear as if she was squatting beside their bed, watching them making love.
Zhong Zhuzhu: Oh, oh, this is more exciting than watching the big screen~~
“Wow—” Mrs. Wu screamed, “Don’t say anymore! I confess! I confess everything!”
If this ancestor continues to talk, she might as well hit her head against a wall!
Jian Ruonan smiled triumphantly, this lady is a stickler for truth, anything she says is ironclad evidence!
After the case was settled, Jian Ruonan looked at Shi Jiang and A Yan: "You two are not brother and sister, you can get married!"
Shi Jiang held A Yan's hand and burst into tears: "Thank you, General!"
Jian Ruonan and the Zhu Zhus finished eating the melon, looking very satisfied. Only
Shi Hong and Wu were left with sad faces.
The worst was Shi Hong, the eldest son with the most promising future in the family suddenly became the son of his best friend, and inexplicably had a daughter.
Shi Hong's face was darker than the bottom of the pot.
[Shi Hong not only had a daughter, but his son became his son-in-law! He also found his savior and old lover! ]
[Shi Jiang was able to pass the imperial examination because of the excellent genes of Master Wu Ai. 】
【Shi Hong got a son who passed the imperial examination for no reason, and he benefited the most. I don't know why he pulled a horse face? ! 】
Shi Hong: "..."
Why do you say I pulled a horse face?
Your partner cheated on you, and your son is not your own, but you still pull a horse face! Your
son passed the imperial examination and brought honor to the family. Even if he is not your own, you have to grit your teeth and accept it. Shi Hong weighed the pros and cons and still did not say anything about divorcing his wife. This gossip was like a Barbie family movie, lively and festive, with a happy ending.
Lovers finally became a family.
However, such a complicated family, the couple loved each other before marriage, but after marriage, there must be a mess.
Jian Ruonan took note of this family, and she could dig it out and eat gossip when she was bored in the future.
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Luming Xiaoyuan.
Recently, I have collected a lot of points. Jian Ruonan paid off his loan in one go. He has gone from being a poor peasant to a well-off person. He can draw cards again.
I haven't drawn cards for a long time. I am a little rusty.
Dog system: [Congratulations, Nannan. Good for you, Nannan, Nannan is great, Nannan is awesome!]
Jian Ruonan: [What are you doing? You are praising me for no reason. Do you have something shameful to ask of me?]
Dog system: [Nannan, you are so smart. I can't hide it from you.]
Jian Ruonan: [If you have something to say, please report it. If not, please leave!]
Dog system: [What I mean is, since points are so easy to come by, why don't you give me an upgrade?]
Jian Ruonan thought about it and felt that it was okay. Maybe after the upgrade, she wouldn't have to wait until she was 18 to see Shanshan.
Jian Ruonan waved her hand, [Upgrade! ]
The dog system wagged its tail, [Thank you, Nan Nan! ]
The points were deducted, and the dog system began to upgrade.
Jian Ruonan didn't care about it. There was nothing special about the upgrade except that she couldn't eat melons.
The dog system upgraded for a day and a night. The next afternoon, Jian Ruonan finally heard the sound of the system.
犼 system: [Aoaoao~~~~~~~]
As soon as the system called, Jian Ruonan knew that the upgrade was complete.
Unlike the previous barking, this time the system's barking was quite powerful!
Jian Ruonan clicked on the background to check. It was the same as before, with no changes, except that the name had changed to 犼 system.
[Yo, it has changed from a mortal dog to a divine beast system! Are there any changes in functions?]
The system shook its tail: [Nannan, I don’t know what new functions there are, why don’t you try it yourself?]
Jian Ruonan: [The gossip about Wu and Master Wu Ai, show it.]
She opened the video with great interest, and when it came to the key moment, the familiar mosaic appeared again.
Jian Ruonan: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
【You leveled up, but you got loneliness again?】
Hou System: 【Nannan, I’m not lonely, I seem to be higher level than Xuanwu!!】
Jian Ruonan: 【What’s the use of having a higher level?】
Hou System: 【With a high level, I can know what it’s doing, and I seem to be able to hear its conversation with the Fourth Prince!】
Jian Ruonan: 【!!】
【Hey, this function is good, let’s go and listen to see if that scumbag turtle is saying bad things about me behind my back!】
Hou System: 【Nannan, just lie on the bed, I just checked and found that the Fourth Prince is coming soon!】
——Xuan
System: Who said I was a waste before?!