Chapter 319 Visiting a brothel and choosing an Oiran!
The mother at the door turned green in the face. It was the first time she had seen such a shameless customer.
Not only did he want to have sex for free without paying, but he also said it out loud in public.
However, these people were dressed in gorgeous clothes and had extraordinary demeanor. It was obvious that they were not easy to mess with. The mother did not dare to stop them and still took them to the door. When
they walked to the door, they were stopped by several strong men.
Jian Ruonan was about to lose his temper when his mother pointed at a couplet on the table at the door and said, "Calm down, sir. This is the rule. You have to come up with the second couplet before you can enter."
"We don't welcome just anyone here. You can tell at a glance that you are a man of great bearing. Such a simple couplet will not hold you back."
Xuanwu System: [Hahahahaha, isn't making couplets my specialty? It's my turn!]
[Xiao Si, please go over there and let me see the first couplet.]
Tan Tai Mo: [Don't read out your doggerel and embarrass yourself! If you come up with it, you will never be able to enter the house.]
Xuanwu System: [Humph, Xiao Si, are you itchy? ! If you continue to do this, I will not help you chase your wife! 】
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
Although Tan Tai Mo was speechless, he still walked over to see the first couplet clearly: "I heard from afar that the weaver girl was leading the cowherd"
The system of the pigeon: [I have to say that the fourth prince is quite fond of that boy Xuanwu. ]
Jian Ruonan: [Xuanwu is indeed powerful. The blackened prince has lost his temper. ]
The Xuanwu system saw the first couplet clearly and immediately possessed the god: [I heard from afar that the weaver girl was leading the cowherd. The girls here are so pretty! ]
[I feel hot when I see the girls! ]
[I am so happy to hug them left and right! ]
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
The Xuanwu system: [Little Fourth, hurry up and answer, you are so dumb! ]
[Hurry up and answer, the fifth sister will definitely praise your literary talent when she hears it! 】
Tan Tai Mo pursed his lips and remained silent. If you look closely, you will find that the corners of his mouth twitched a little.
Jian Ruonan: "..."
Didn't you say no obscene words? !
This obscene turtle!
Hou Tanhua can come up with this kind of couplet casually. While Jian Ruonan was eavesdropping on the conversation between Tan Tai Mo and Xuan Wu, Hou Tanhua had already written the second line.
The Xuan Wu system continued to chatter in Tan Tai Mo's mind: [Look, look, Hou Tanhua got ahead again! ]
[Xiao Si, if you continue like this, don't blame me for not helping you when you are asked to write a poem when you pick up the bride in the future! ]
Tan Tai Mo: [...I don't need your help! 】
After matching the couplets, the mother led a few people inside. Qu Huacan asked in a low voice: "General, are the traitors and thieves hiding here?"
Jian Ruonan smiled meaningfully, which was considered as tacit consent.
Qu Huacan: "General, can't we just say that we are here to check?"
Investigating the case is aboveboard, unlike now, stealing and being looked down upon.
Hou Tanhua: "If you say you are here to check, what if the thieves run away? The general is still thoughtful."
[How can you eat melons when you come in openly? ! ]
Hou Tanhua: Eat melons? Aren't you here to get something for free?
Qu Huacan: "..."
So you are this kind of Hou Tanhua? !
We are here to investigate a case, right? !
This brothel is very large, with three layers of corridors around it, and a large stage in the middle.
There is a row of red signs hanging next to the stairs, with the names of the girls written on them. The first one is Miss Yanyu's name.
As soon as she entered the door, Jian Ruonan saw that the corridor was full of people, and on the stage in the middle, a young woman was playing the pipa.
The mother led everyone upstairs, "Sir, let's go to the private room?"
Jian Ruonan looked at the woman playing the pipa in the middle: "Are we selecting the courtesan today?"
Mother: "Yes, sir."
Jian Ruonan: "We are not going to the private room, we also want to select the courtesan."
Mother hesitated and said: "This... the flower stick is ten taels each, and the guests sitting by the stage have all bought the flower stick."
You don't want to spend money for free, so go to the private room and drink some cool water.
Tan Tai Mo took out a stack of banknotes from his pocket and threw them at his mother's face: "Bring two hundred flower sticks here."
Xuanwu system: [No, Xiao Si, she came to have sex with you and you paid for it? This is too flattering! A dog licking a dog, nothing left!]
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
Xie system: [Xiao Si is so pitiful!]
Jian Ruonan: [Is there any way to drag Xuanwu out alone?]
Xie system: [We need to check this.]
Jian Ruonan: [Tell me after you check it out!]
Xie system: [Okay.]
Mother was hit in the face by the banknote, her eyes rolled, and her attitude immediately changed 180 degrees. She took her to the second floor closest to the stage and sat down attentively.
In ancient times, brothels were not brothels. Many girls in them sold their skills but not their bodies. In addition to being good-looking, the oiran had to have both talents and skills.
Some girls played the guzheng and some danced. If they liked someone, they would send flower signs. The girl with the most flower signs would be the oiran tonight.
However, even if you sent flower signs, you might not be favored by the girls. You must have the talent to get the girls' approval before they would accept customers.
After a while, a noise was heard, "Miss Yanyu is here!!!"
A young girl with lotus steps lightly moved to the center of the stage.
The girl had fair skin, a tall stature, and some heroic features.
The other girls were all smiling when they came on stage, but she had a cold face, as if the brothel madam owed her five million.
A cold beauty.
Men just like this, they like to be treated coldly.
Miss Yanyu walked onto the stage, and before she started performing, she received countless flower signs.
After Miss Yanyu appeared, Qu Huacan felt a little uncomfortable.
Jian Ruonan stole a glance and saw Qu Huacan holding the handle of the chair with his left hand, his nails almost digging into the wood, and holding the teacup with his right hand, his eyes fixed on Miss Yanyu.
[Hey, hey, isn't this Mr. Qu's sister Ruan? ]
Hou Tanhua and Tan Taimo immediately widened their eyes.
How did the person Mr. Qu eloped with come to the brothel? !
Qu Huacan's eyes were too hot, and Miss Yanyu looked over here.
Tan Taimo suddenly pulled the tablecloth off the table with his quick eyes and hands and covered Qu Huacan's head with it.
Qu Huacan: "......"
With the tablecloth covering her head, Qu Huacan asked in a deep voice: "Prince Rui, what does this mean?"
Tan Tai Mo: "The thieves have appeared, they know you, you should hide first."
[Well done, Fourth Prince! Sister Ruan is not having fun seeing Master Qu! Hehe!]
Qu Huacan: "......"
Everyone continued to look at the stage.
Miss Yanyu is new, and because of her outstanding talent, she became the top prostitute in the brothel the next day.
The talent she performed today is poetry.
Miss Yanyu stood in the center of the stage, her pair of soul-stirring peach blossom eyes revealed a hint of frost and snow, which made her look even more dusty and gorgeous.
She waved her sleeves twice to create an atmosphere, and said softly with her red lips:
"Swallows fly by the heavy curtains of the small pavilion, and the red petals of the evening flowers fall on the courtyard grass."
As soon as this sentence came out, all the guests in the corridor fell silent, and even Tan Tai Mo became serious.
Hou Tanhua also put away his thoughts of eating melons.
Qu Huacan, whose head was covered, moved his body and sighed softly, "Good."
Xuanwu System: [Tsk, what's good about it, it doesn't even rhyme.]
Tan Tai Mo: [...Shut up!]
Miss Yanyu stared into the distance and got another sentence -
"The shadows of the curved railings fall into the cool waves."
Jian Ruonan can't compose poems, but she has memorized a lot of them. When she heard this sentence, her eyes widened.
Huh? Hmm?
Hey? Hi?
"A moment of good wind brings the green curtains, a few sparse raindrops fall on the round lotus."
Miss Yanyu's eyes suddenly revealed a trace of melancholy, and her voice became lower.
"When the wine is sober, the sorrow is greater." [1]
Qu Huacan threw away the flower stick in his hand.
The sound of guests gasping for air came from all around.
The artistic conception of this poem is too high! ! !
The guests were intoxicated.
The small brothel turned out to be so full of hidden talents!
Qu Huacan lay softly on the back of the chair, shocked.
His sister Ruan was so talented! He
became more determined to run away from the marriage.
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[1] Huanxisha·A swallow passed by the small pavilion with heavy curtains Northern Song Dynasty·Yan Shu