Chapter 320 Time flies

After a few moments, there was thunderous applause and flower sticks were thrown onto the stage. Miss Yanyu finished her poem and left coldly.

In the end, Miss Yanyu became the most popular prostitute of the night without any suspense.

Jian Ruonan called her mother: "Call Miss Yanyu to me!"

Mother: "Sir, according to the rules here, if you want to see Miss Yanyu, you must write a poem. You will be invited into the room only if Miss Yanyu approves."

Turning around, she saw that the guests on the stage were holding paper and pen and starting to write poems.

Jian Ruonan: "Besides writing poetry?"

Mother smiled flatteringly: "You can give me money."

Jian Ruonan: "How much?"

Mother stretched out her hand and made a five, "At least fifty thousand taels."

Jian Ruonan: "Fifty thousand taels?!"

Tan Tai Mo was about to take out the money, but Jian Ruonan stopped him: "Bring a pen! Write a poem!"

[You agreed to get it for free, so you can't spend a penny! ]

[Your character will be ruined if you give me money! ]

Mother: "..."

The Xuanwu system desperately called out: [Fifth Miss, I'll help you write a poem! ]

Jian Ruonan: [Shut up and go play over there! ]

Xuanwu system: [Fifth sister, you can't read. Without my help, how could Miss Yanyu come out? ]

Jian Ruonan: [Would you like to take a gamble? See whose poem can bring out Miss Yanyu! 】

Xuanwu System: [Bet! 】

Jian Ruonan: [Okay, I'll write down your poem and send it in together, and see whose poem Miss Yanyu likes! 】

Qu Huacan also took off the tablecloth on his head and took a pen.

He wanted to see Miss Ruan, but he was afraid that his talent was not half as good as Miss Ruan, so he was conflicted.

Qu Huacan held the pen and pondered, because he was burdened too much, so he was unable to write.

Jian Ruonan finished writing, raised his head, and saw that Tan Tai Mo and Hou Tanhua were not moving, "Why don't you write?"

Tan Tai Mo: "This king is not interested in Miss Yanyu."

Xuanwu System: [This answer is stupid! Xiao Si, your male morality is getting better and better! 】

Jian Ruonan looked at Hou Tanhua: "Brother-

in-law, what about you?" Hou Tanhua: "I have no interest in Miss Yanyu either, and my literary talent is not as good as that of my fifth sister, so I won't show my ugliness."

Xuanwu System: [Hey, Xiaosi, your answer is a little less romantic than that of Tanhualang! ]

[Say it again! ]

Tantai Mo: [......]

As soon as Hou Tanhua finished speaking, the guests at the next table sneered, "A bunch of illiterates, dare to covet Miss Yanyu!"

Jian Ruonan looked sideways and saw two familiar faces at the next table - Fu Yongsi and Gao Yang.

"Hey, aren't these old acquaintances?"

- Fu Yongsi, the ex-husband of missile expert and sadomasochistic heroine Wu Yehe, and the daughter of a pig butcher who married after the divorce, and the top scholar who was beaten three times a day.

——Gao Yang: The second legitimate son of the Duke of Ping, he has three concubines, and his former brother-in-law has three sons from those three concubines.

Ever since Jian Xilu and Gao Yang broke off their engagement, the Duke of Ping’s Mansion and the Marquis of Jinyang’s Mansion have been at odds with each other.

According to Gao Yang’s private investigation, the reason he broke off his engagement with Jian Xilu was all because of Jian Ruonan.

Moreover, this shameless woman claimed everywhere that he had three concubines and three illegitimate sons, which made his marriage difficult.

Now that enemies have met, they are particularly jealous of each other.

Gao Yang sneered and winked at the people behind him.

Fu Yongsi was the first to stand up.

He also had a grudge against Jian Ruonan.

This abominable woman not only prevented him from marrying into a wealthy family, but also adapted his deeds into a storybook, publicized it everywhere, and made a lot of money by using him. Not only did she make him unable to hold his head up, but she also refused to share her money with him!

"Hey, Fu Zhuangyuan, I haven't seen you for so many days, you have changed a lot!" Jian Ruonan looked at Fu Yongsi.

He was dressed like a scholar, and didn't look like a son-in-law from a butcher's family.

"Fu Zhuangyuan, what are you doing recently?"

Fu Yongsi: "I am a humble person, but I am appreciated by the young prince and work in the Duke's Mansion."

[Working as a staff member in the Duke of Jinping's Mansion! ]

Fu Yongsi puffed out his chest proudly.

[This morning, I got spanked by the daughter of a pig-killer. Now I come to a brothel. Aren’t you afraid of getting spanked again when I go back?]

Fu Yongsi: “…”

“Beep, beep, beep…”

The guests around looked over.

What are you talking about? This is a brothel, such an elegant place. Why are you suddenly talking about the pig-killer

? [Let me see, what has Fu Zhuangyuan been doing recently?]

[When washing his wife’s feet, he gets beaten if the water is too hot and if it’s too cold. Last time, he was kicked off the bed by his wife!]

The guest next to him: Fu Zhuangyuan, did you marry a Hedong Lion?

Hou Tanhua: Not a Hedong Lion, just an ordinary pig-killer’s daughter.

Fu Yongsi: …

The guest next to him: Why was he kicked off the bed?

[Let me see, why was he kicked off the bed... Oh my god, is it so outrageous? ! ]

The guest next to him: What? ? Tell me quickly!!

[Because his hair is short, and he saw a folk remedy from somewhere, saying that if you shave the hair, the thing will grow together. As a result, the hair grew out and pricked his wife, so he was kicked off the bed. ]

The guest next to him:? ? ! !

What folk remedy? ?

This is too bad!

Is the hair there not easy to shave?

[He shaves pig hair every day, and his technique is very skillful. He shaves it with a pig hair shaving knife. ]

The guest next to him: Damn, one knife can be used for two purposes, your pork is not worth buying!

[Oh my god, when he was kicked off the bed, he was still sighing that time flies! ]

[Time flies, ahhhh, Max, I can't look at this idiom straight! ! ]

The guest next to him: As expected of the No. 1 scholar, he has great literary talent!

I just don't know if that thing has grown in the end?

[It's better to learn Latin from the seafood prince, maybe it can help it grow faster! ]

The guest next to him: Help it grow faster?

Hey, another idiom ruined!

Fu Yongsi: "..."

I wonder if it's too late for me to go back now?

Hou Tanhua: Fu No. 1, why don't you learn from your mistakes?

Wasn't it enough to be exposed last time, and now it's happening again? !

Fu Yongsi: How the hell did I know that she could eat melons in a brothel? !

Didn't she come here to have sex? !

【Alas, but because of the long-term banging of his wife, he has lost his male function! 】

The guest next to him: ! !

What? !

He has lost his male function and still comes to visit brothels, isn't that stupid?

【He comes to brothels despite his loss of function, he can be considered disabled but strong-willed! 】

Fu Yongsi: ...

Immediately, a guest shouted: "Fu Zhuangyuan, I heard that you and Miss Yanzhi had a night of love last time, and Miss Yanzhi screamed all night."

【It's fake, give more money to Miss Yanzhi to make her scream. 】

【This man is too vain, it's okay to be weak, it's okay to be short, he spends money to make people scream, the money is so hot! 】

【After spending the money, he went back and got a few more bangs! 】

【I wonder how much pig offal needs to be washed and how much pig hair needs to be shaved to make up for this expense. 】

The guest next to him: Hey, it’s still a good deal for free.

【Even so, Fu Zhuangyuan still wants to take a concubine! 】

【Isn’t this deceiving himself? ! 】

Fu Zhuangyuan: “…”

Damn it, my family background has been exposed, I want to die!

I’m going to die now!

"Wow--" Fu Yongsi suddenly screamed and jumped directly from the second floor.

Jian Ruonan was shocked. When she looked down, she saw Fu Yongsi lying on the ground with his legs spread out, and his calves twitched from time to time.

"What is this guy doing? Is he crazy?!"

Fu Yongsi's jumping off the building caused quite a commotion. His mother came out and saw why these people didn't order girls, but were drinking vegetarian tea one by one?

No, this is a brothel, are you here for whoring?

The customer next to me: I still prefer to eat melons!

Miss Yanyu: Aren’t you all working hard to write poems, just to see me? !

Friendly reminder: This arrow is not the arrow in Time Flies!