Chapter 323: Eating melons is charged, 200 per person
The prostitutes were dumbfounded. It was the first time they heard that they had to pay for eating melons.
After eating Fu Zhuangyuan's melons, they learned the wonderful uses of two idioms. Everyone was a little unsatisfied. Miss Yanyu was a big celebrity in the brothel. How could they miss her melons? !
The guest next door: "How much?"
Jian Ruonan thought for a moment and said: "Two hundred taels per person, go to the side and pay the money before you can come over!"
The guest next door said in a low voice: "Two hundred taels, it's so expensive, why don't you go and grab it?!"
"This is the territory of the brothel, how can we come here?!"
Brother-in-law Hou called people aside and whispered: "The difference between paying and not paying, I will show you."
"This is for paying." Brother-in-law Hou pulled a few people into the group of civets. After everyone entered the group of civets, they immediately heard Jian Ruonan's noisy voice.
The civets can know each other's thoughts with just one look.
"This is for free." Brother-in-law Hou kicked people out of the group chat quickly.
Suddenly, everyone couldn't hear Jian Ruonan's voice, and they couldn't communicate with each other through their eyes.
The guest next door: ! !
This is too amazing!
The two hundred taels fee is not that expensive!
Everyone paid and took their seats to watch the show.
Brother-in-law Hou collected money from one person and dragged one person into the group. Those who didn't pay were kicked out.
Mom: This freeloader is still doing business in the brothel!
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In the room, Lu Yuanying and Qu Huacan were talking to each other.
"Sister Ruan, why are you in the brothel? The general said that your life experience is difficult..." At this point, Qu Huacan paused, looked at the other's expression, and asked carefully, "If you don't want to mention the sad things, you don't have to say it."
Lu Yuanying whispered: "Canlang, I don't know how to start, wuwuwu."
The beauty shed tears, with a unique style.
Qu Huacan was flustered and did not ask any more questions. He comforted her hurriedly: "Sister Ruan, brother just wants to help you. If you really don't want to, you don't have to say it!"
The civets: You don't want to hear it, but we do! ! !
Senior client: It's just that there are too many brothers and sisters in the family, and the family is poor. They can't support so many people, so they sold
the girl. Civet A: Or the brothers didn't have money to get married, so they sold their daughter.
Civet B: Miss Yanyu is so talented, she doesn't look like she comes from a poor family.
[Hahaha, I really don't know how to start. His life experience is not tragic at all, but it's embarrassing! ]
The civets: How is it embarrassing? !
[He was caught for counterfeiting banknotes, he built a house full of scrap copper and iron and owed a lot of debts, he built a house full of mold and almost sent his whole family to heaven, hahahaha, his father showed him extra favor by letting him out alive because of the blood relationship! ]
The deeds of this fellow villager were so bizarre that Jian Ruonan couldn't help but recall them again in her heart.
[He took customers in the brothel to pay off his debts! ]
The guest next door: ! !
This is too wild!
Such a delicate and beautiful girl turned out to be an outlaw!
Brother-in-law Hou: Is it worth spending these two hundred taels?
The guest next door: It's worth it, it's really worth it!
The first time I ate melons, I even had a commentary.
In the room, Qu Huacan whispered: "Sister Ruan, come with me, I will treat you well for the rest of my life!"
"Really? Canlang, don't lie to me?!" Miss Yanyu stopped crying and looked over with tears in her eyes.
Qu Huacan raised his right hand and said loudly: "If I lie to you, I will be struck by lightning and I will be in trouble..." He
put his index finger and middle finger together and pressed them against Qu Huacan's lips, "Canlang, don't say it, I believe you!"
Miss Yanyu sobbed and said: "I was born in a family of officials and read poetry books. I was... I was driven out by my father..."
Qu Huacan: "Your father is really too much!"
[His father is not too much at all, hehehe, you will find out later that he is more too much! 】
Zuzuzha:? ?
What do you mean? Miss Yanyu is just a woman, how could she be too much? !
Hou Tanhua just smiled and said nothing: Everyone will know in a while.
Qu Huacan: "Sister Ruan, don't worry, I will never let you down."
[My fellow villager must have been an actor in his previous life, he can make a pure boy open his heart with just a few words! ]
[This acting is amazing! ]
The civets: The actor? What the hell?
The actor is a man!
In the room, Miss Yanyu took out a jug of wine and poured two cups, "I wish to be together with Canlang forever."
Qu Huacan took the glass and drank it all in one gulp: "Qu Huacan will never let you down!"
Miss Yanyu: "Canlang, why do you drink so fast? I haven't even drunk yet."
Qu Huacan: "Then I'll pour another glass and drink the wedding wine with Sister Ruan."
Miss Yanyu: "Canlang, you're so annoying~~"
[Ahhh, so corny, I have goosebumps~~~~]
Cucks: Stop talking, we have goosebumps too!
[At this moment, I want to sing a song called Love is like fire to fight against the goosebumps that are so corny - the heart is beating because love is like fire, you are laughing because I am the crazy one, love is like fire and it will warm my heart, I see the flame of love flickering...]
Cucks: ...
and the goosebumps will be gone immediately!
These two hundred taels are really worth it!
We drink one cup each, until our faces are flushed, and we can fly together in bed.
[Men don't get drunk, so men don't have a chance!]
Cucks: ? ?
It's not that women don't get drunk, so men don't have a chance?
This is a scam? !
The two were dizzy from drinking. Miss Yanyu stood up and said, "Canlang, I'll help you to the bed to rest."
Qu Huacan, "Sister Ruan, you can't walk steadily. Let your brother help you."
"Ah, that's annoying, Canlang, what are you doing~~" "
Oh, my clothes, Canlang, I can't do that there, I can't do that..."
The bed curtain was lowered, and a blushing voice was heard.
"Sister Ruan, don't worry, leave it to me. I will take responsibility for you."
"Canlang, I believe you."
"......What is this, so big......"
"That's my big baby......"
"What big baby......"
"Canlang, don't move, I will take responsibility for you......"
"You are responsible for me, what are you responsible for? Ah————"
Blocked by the bed curtain, I can't see anything, I can only hear the sound.
[Too much, why put down the bed curtain!!!]
[Why? ? ! ! ! ! ]
[Don't they say that when fellow villagers meet, their eyes are filled with tears, this fellow is too stingy! ]
Jian Ruonan's inner voice was deafening.
The civets were also very dissatisfied. They paid two hundred taels of silver, and only showed this? !
"The body of a young girl in her twenties is as soft as butter, and the sword on her
waist can kill foolish men." Originally, the sword on her waist was a virtual sword, but now it is a real sword!
How can we miss such a wonderful scene? !
Jian Ruonan clicked on the background, and sure enough, the video could not be watched.
It was all mosaics and muted.
Just when she was desperate, Jian Ruonan was desperate and grabbed the hand of Tan Tai Mo beside her.
Tan Tai Mo: ! !
Blushing, shy, and his heart was pounding...
Then, he heard the other party's roaring voice——
[Didn't I say that if you hold the fourth prince's hand, you can enjoy the good movie alone? ! ]
[Xuan Gui, you scum, you are dead! ]
——Xuan
Gui: Wow hahahaha, Xiao Si, why don’t you call me good brother!
Jian Ruonan: Where is my 40-meter sword!