Chapter 365 Next, we invite the Japanese general to perform: I am a kid from India

Jian Ruonan was so scared that her soul almost shifted!

The most beautiful woman in Japan had no eyebrows, and two black dots were painted on her forehead as fake eyebrows. Her teeth were all black, as if she had just eaten a big lump.

Her face was so white that she looked like she had been dead for 500 years.

[Ni Ma, what the hell is this? ? ! ]

[It’s not even the 15th day of the seventh month yet, and there are demons and ghosts coming out to scare people? ? ! ! ]

[Back off, back off, back off! ]

The civil and military officials of the Manchu court were also scared, but the most beautiful woman in Japan was presented to His Majesty, and had nothing to do with them, so their fear was only superficial and not profound.

Emperor Deyuan was so scared that his dragon face turned pale and he almost fell off the dragon chair on the spot.

If this thing is taken as a concubine, he will have to wear a dragonkini to protect himself every time he enters the harem.

[Oh, I get it, despicable Japan, want to scare the old emperor to death so that they can take advantage of the situation, right!]

Manchu civil and military officials: Despicable, obscene, shameless!

Emperor Deyuan: Am I a despicable emperor? How dare you send this kind of stuff to me? !

The Japanese envoys were all stunned!

When the most beautiful woman in Japan appeared, their hearts skipped a beat.

Before they could feel proud, they saw the Manchu civil and military officials gasping in fear.

With such a beauty, why would the King of Daxia be so scared? !

Manchu civil and military officials: Your hearts skipped a beat, are you sure you are not scared? !

Japanese envoy: "..."

Emperor Deyuan: You Japanese are really hungry, you eat everything!

Manchu civil and military officials: Your Majesty is really a double entendre.

The Japanese envoy who was eating and drinking: "..."

What do you know? ! !

This is an unparalleled beauty! ! !

Emperor Deyuan waved his hand quickly, asking the singing and dancing to continue.

The dancers at the banquet were not unparalleled beauties, and their looks were only average, but with the background of the Japanese beauty, they suddenly became incomparably beautiful.

[Let's take a look at the beauties of our Great Xia to refresh our eyes! ]

[I was almost scared to death! ]

Japanese envoy: Angry, shaking, cold!

After the singing and dancing performance for a while, the atmosphere on the scene eased a lot.

The most beautiful woman in Japan was criticized for nothing, and the Japanese envoys were quite embarrassed.

They were arrogant before Jian Ruonan appeared, but they lost face after Jian Ruonan appeared.

How could the Great Republic of Japan be slandered like this? The Japanese envoy continued: "The Great Republic of Japan has strong soldiers and horses, and its strength is not inferior to that of Daxia. We, the men of Great Japan, are heroic and dashing!"

Jian Ruonan spit out the melon seed shells in her mouth and looked at the three Japanese envoys.

The average height of these three Japanese envoys is 1.6 meters. They have brought all the great khans of Japan to show off!

[Strong military force? ]

[Boast without thinking. 】

The Japanese envoy shouted: "The Japanese generals are brave and good at fighting, and one can defeat a hundred!"

[A 1.4-meter-tall general, wow hahaha——]

[Such a general, one of my Great Xia soldiers can beat 500! ]

"Japanese war horses, iron hooves!"

[Let me see what Japanese war horses look like? If there are really tall war horses, these dwarf generals must carry ladders with them in order to mount them? ! ]

[Oh my god, is this a war horse? Is this a dog? ! ]

The light screen above his head lit up -

on the barren grasslands of Japan, a group of dwarf Japanese pirates, riding dog-like war horses, holding fire sticks and chattering, like children playing house.

Minister of War: Where are the war horses?

Minister of Industry: Old Pei, if I am not mistaken, those dog-like things are probably the war dogs of Japan.

Manchu civil and military officials: The little baby who dug the tomb of our ancestors is right. In our Great Xia, we really call these dogs dogs!

Emperor Deyuan: The Japanese raise dogs well. They can even let people ride them!

Jian Ruonan was eating melon happily and couldn't help humming a little tune in her heart.

[War horses, war dogs, I can't tell them apart! ]

[Beautiful women, beautiful ghosts, I can't tell them apart! ]

[Husband, old Wang, I can't tell them apart! ]

Emperor Deyuan: The little cutie's poem is pretty neat.

Manchu civil and military officials: The little baby who dug the tomb of our ancestors is also good at music!

[Oh my god, Japanese women really can't tell their husbands and old Wang apart! ! ! ]

Manchu civil and military officials: ! !

If you talk about this, I will be excited!

Emperor Deyuan: My dear, tell me more!

[Japan actually has a custom of "night crawling"!!!]

[A man crawls into a woman's room in the middle of the night, has sex with her, and then the child born is raised by the whole village together!!!]

[In Japan, if a man openly asks for marriage, he will be considered shameless, but crawling at night and sneaking around will be considered sympathetic to women!] The civil and military officials

of the Manchu court: Is Japan so ridiculous? !

Emperor Deyuan: Japan is doomed!

[It's really like a knife stabbing your butt, it's opened your eyes!!!]

[We in Daxia don't bother to associate with such perverts!!!]

The Japanese came to make him tremble with anger.

Daxia, how can our great Republic of Japan be slandered by such witchcraft!!!

The Japanese envoys slammed the table excitedly: "Japan is full of brave generals, and the good men of the Tokugawa family, the Yoshikawa family, and the Honda family are all very powerful!"

Jian Ruonan raised his head, and the light screen above his head went out.

What are these Japanese envoys so excited about? !

"Ambassador, calm down, calm down, and enjoy the song and dance performed by our Indian friends - I am from India."

"Watch the song and dance and calm down."

Japanese envoy: Calm down? ? Can we calm down? ! ! ?

Our Great Japanese Republic has been slandered like this, how can we calm down? ? ! ! !

Our blood is boiling, our emotions are excited, our hearts are full of blood, we want to commit seppuku to show our determination!

The Great Japanese Republic is the most powerful empire in the universe!

The Japanese envoys were very excited, and they kept listing the famous Japanese generals: Japanese Ryūbu Honda Tadakatsu, the first cavalryman of the Warring States Period, Yamamoto Masakage, who was known as Zhang Fei of the Warring States Period, and the famous god of war Tokugawa Tsuneyoshi...

Before they finished counting, the Japanese envoys saw the strongest descendants of the generals in their hearts.

"Our Japanese generals are here!!!"

The Japanese envoys were very excited, clenched their fists, and held their breath.

However, what are these generals doing wearing aprons? !

Immediately afterwards, the strongest men in Japan in their minds - Tokugawa Daijo, Yoshikawa Kudang, Yamamoto Kochi, Honda Miwako, began to