Chapter 400 I am the all-purpose housekeeper in Shuiyun Private Room 3
[I know nothing about you, you idiot.]
[If you want to stay, you have to think with their brains! I am such a smart kid!]
[Wahahaha——]
Wu Anwan: “…”
Beep beep——(500 words of surprise omitted)
After Jian Ruonan finished scolding, she looked at Yuan Yinyin again: “Hand over all the insulting things on you! This is the noble and pure Shuiyun Private Room!!”
Yuan Yinyin took out some banknotes from her pocket again: “That’s all, no more.”
Jian Ruonan put all the banknotes into her bag and looked at Wu Anwan, “Master Painter Wu, the eldest lady has no more things to insult you, she can stay.”
Jian Ruonan snapped her fingers, and suddenly, Mrs. Chen appeared in front of her.
She pointed at the packages at the door and said, "Take all these tacky things away, don't pollute the eyes of the great artist!"
Mrs. Chen carried five bags by herself and left at a brisk pace.
Wu Anwan: "..."
What was that thing just now? !
When did our studio have a housekeeper and a housekeeper? !
Jian Ruonan: "Master Painter Wu, what are you looking at? If you don't move away those tacky things, will they stay and insult your pure body and noble soul?!"
[You deserve to be starved to death! ]
[You have a bag in your head, right? Giving you food means I understand you, and giving you money means I insult you! ]
[You are the one who is both pretentious and arrogant! ]
[Great artist? Big brained idiot! ]
[Hahahaha——]
Wu Anwan: "..."
Damn, how can I refute?
Jian Ruonan's two simple complaints directly made the Roaring Emperor speechless.
Wu Anwan: This housekeeper is not to be trifled with, so he's gone.
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After dealing with the food brought by Yuan Yinyin, Jian Ruonan went behind the bunker and successfully joined the melon-eating team.
"Isn't your sister very vicious? Why is she like a little white flower?"
[She is a little white flower, but she is lifted up. Is she a fool? ! It's like the wrinkles on her head have been flattened! 】
Yuan Fanfan: "..."
"She is like this in front of Wu Anwan, and her fighting ability is very high away from Wu Anwan."
"She is just a love-brained person." Jian Ruonan: "Let's go and see over there, there's nothing to see here."
Yuan Fanfan held her back: "Let's take another look, so we can know more and find the right medicine for our condition."
Jian Ruonan pursed her lips, "Okay, we have to hurry."
【The excitement over there at Pu Yisu is about to begin! 】
Wu Anwan and Yuan Yinyin returned to the studio, but there was no one there.
Wu Anwan looked at Yuan Yinyin: "Miss, our marriage has been dissolved, why are you still looking for me?"
Yuan Yinyin: "No, Brother Wan, it was you who unilaterally dissolved it, I don't admit it, Brother Wan, I want to do art with you."
Wu Anwan roared: "Then can you understand my paintings?!"
Yuan Yinyin: "Brother Wan, your paintings are so profound, so meaningful, so skillful, and so emotional. Of course, people like me can't understand them!"
"If I understand them all, how can you show your superior talent?!"
Wu Anwan: "Miss, you understand me so well!"
Yuan Yinyin: "Yeah."
"......"
[Two brainless people are a perfect match. ]
The conversation between Yuan Yinyin and Wu Anwan is a bit boring. It's just the emotional tug of two brainless people.
Jian Ruonan: "What kind of love brain does your sister have?"
Yuan Fanfan: "I used to think she was normal, but since she met you, I feel like she's suddenly abnormal."
Jian Ruonan: "Then you should thank me."
Yuan Fanfan: "Don't be so rude, let's go and take a look at Master Pu."
Several people came to another thatched house, which was more exciting. Jian Ruonan was afraid of alarming the enemy, so she turned on the [Block the melon owner] button.
Pu Yisu was talking to Wang Haihai. Pu Yisu wanted to leave, but Wang Haihai wouldn't let him.
Wang Haihai: "Brother Yisu, please don't go to the brothel, okay? The women there are all for money, not true."
[Yo yo yo, worthy of being Pu Yisu, he can't stop talking about whoring! 】
Pu Yisu: "Hai Hai, I know they can never compare to you, but you don't understand, that's where my inspiration comes from."
【Translation, I just spent most of the day looking at naked women and drew a lot of pornographic pictures, and I'm thirsty. You only let me look but not touch, so I can only find someone else to practice.】
Sisters eating melons: ! !
I didn't quite understand it at first, but now I understand it!
But, is this what we, a group of young girls who haven't even got married, should watch? !
On second thought, they are not here to understand the cruelty of marriage, they must watch it!
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In the private room, Wang Haihai looked worried: "Brother Yisu, do you have to go?"
Pu Yisu nodded firmly: "Yes!"
Wang Haihai squeezed his hands and suddenly hugged Pu Yisu from behind: "Then you can have sex with me, Brother Yisu, I will let you have sex with me!"
"Puff——"
Jian Ruonan spurted out a mouthful of salt soda!
Several melon-eating sisters fell off their stools together and knocked down a wooden frame next to the thatched house.
Tan Taimo held Jian Ruonan who fell off the stool with both hands.
Pu Yisu: "Who, who is outside?!"
Wang Haihai: "There is no one outside, Brother Yisu. It should be a wild cat from somewhere."
[Yes, it's you, little cat! ]
Pu Yisu: "Hai Hai, are you really willing?"
Wang Hai Hai: "Yes, I am willing. If you want to whore me, go ahead!"
Pu Yisu: "No, don't seduce me. You know I can't stand temptation!"
Wang Hai Hai ripped open his clothes: "I want to seduce you. Seduce you to make me happy!"
"It's my honor to seduce you!" (1)
"Brother Yisu, find inspiration from me!!!"
Pu Yisu was so angry that his eyes glowed green. He hugged Wang Hai Hai in his arms.
[Oh my god, what kind of embarrassing words are these? ]
[Is this what a carbon-based human said? ! ]
[In fact, your Shuiyun private room is a concentration of silicon-based organisms! 】
The two of them hugged each other and sucked each other's saliva. The Shuiyun private room was filled with an ambiguous sound of water.
Next, they were about to engage in some illegal activity that seemed to stimulate inspiration but was actually free of charge.
Suddenly, the door opened and Painter No. 3 and Painter No. 4 walked in.
"What are you doing?!"
Painter No. 3 and Painter No. 4 were very angry after seeing the scene inside.
【Here it comes, the Shura field that we have been hearing about has finally appeared! 】
【I'm curious about how Aquaman will respond? ! 】
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(1) Lyrics for "Shuiyunjian"