Chapter 406 Knowledge entered my brain in a vicious way

New Chaozhong Humerus:? ? Beep beep, be surprised——

Old Chaozhong Humerus: Yo, the little treasure of the house-confiscation hasn’t come for a long time, I miss it so much!

Wu Gaowan frowned, and before he understood what Pacific Ocean meant, his inner voice sounded again——

[Wu Gaowan... Wu Anwan’s father...]

[Why did he choose such a name? ]

Wu Gaowan:? ?

What’s wrong with my name, Gao Jie’s sunset, what a profound and meaningful name.

The artistic cells of their Wu family have a source!

Chaozhong Humerus: What’s wrong with his name? It feels quite normal!

[Wu Gaowan... Oh my god, he, he...] The civil and military officials

of the Manchu Dynasty: What's wrong? Tell me, it's been six years, and you're still so unhappy! [Isn't it stipulated that people with physical disabilities cannot be officials? Why is this person still attending court? ! ] According to the laws of Daxia, people with physical disabilities cannot be officials, let alone attend court. Court officials are all good-looking. In the past, they could still become officials with their looks. The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty: Lord Wu doesn't look disabled, he looks quite complete! Is he mentally disabled? Or does he have a hidden disease... Hidden diseases don't count as disabilities, right? The eyes of the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty all fell on Wu Gaowan, making Wu Gaowan feel particularly uncomfortable. Wu Gaowan:...You are the fucking mentally disabled, your whole family is mentally disabled! Manchu civil servants: Little baby, stop keeping me in suspense, tell me now! Where on earth is he disabled? Jian Ruonan stretched out her claws and dug in the melon field—— [Wu Gaowan, as his name suggests, has no balls! ] Jian Ruonan picked up a pen and drew an X behind the name "Wu Gaowan". A disabled person cannot be an official. Manchu civil servants: Puff—— without balls, doesn't that mean he is a eunuch? ! Wu Gaowan: This is simply nonsense! How can I give birth to a son without balls, and how can I grow a beard? ! [Oh oh oh, that's wrong, that's wrong, he has balls. ] Wu Gaowan: Haha—— [But only one ball! ! ] Wu Gaowan: ...I do. [No wonder his family gave him such a name, so this is the reason, this name really has a profound meaning! ] Wu Gaowan: ... Manchu civil and military officials: ! ! Is it so magical? ! ! We both have two, he only has one. Can one person give birth to a son? ! I wonder if this is considered a disability? Wu Gaowan wanted to cry but had no tears: Lord Jian, I only have one egg, did I offend you? ! Min Daocheng: Oh, Nan Nan can't get married, did I offend you! Jian Zhang: You deserve it! Wu Gaowan: ... Emperor Deyuan's face twitched, I didn't expect that among the Manchu civil and military officials, there is a kind of disability called egg deficiency. It really broadened my horizons. Seeing that Wu Anwan was about to back down, Emperor Deyuan asked, "My dear Lord Wu, what is the reason for your suggestion?" Wu Gaowan sneered. He only had one egg, but he could still give birth to a son and attend court, which showed that he was disabled but strong-willed. Anyway, the fact that he only had one egg was known to everyone, and his old face had been lost. You will be better off too! With the idea of ​​dying together, Wu Gaowan raised his head again. Even if the sky falls today, I will put forward my valuable advice. He was full of ambitions and wanted Jian Ruonan to get married right away. "If a woman does not get married at a certain age, it will be detrimental to the prosperity of Daxia..." Before Wu Gaowan finished speaking, his inner voice rang again - [Lord Wu originally had two eggs, but once he took a big step and broke his egg. ] [Break one. 】 【There is only one left.】 Civil servants and military officers: Hiss—— Just listening to the voice in my heart makes me feel painful. By the way, why is he walking so fast? 【He is picking pears.】 Civil servants and military officers: I didn’t realize that Lord Wu is so greedy. He is going to waste his energy for a pear. It’s really not worth it! Emperor Deyuan: What kind of pear is so delicious? You have to eat it even if it’s just nonsense? ! 【Oh my god, he didn’t pick pears to eat them!!!】 Civil servants and military officers: ? ? ! ! Then what is the purpose? ! What other uses do pears have besides eating? ! 【He did it to insult the pears!】 Civil servants and military officers: Insult? ? ! ! How? ! The civil servants and military officers were confused, and Jian Ruonan was also confused. Suddenly, Jian Ruonan lowered her head, and a light screen lit up above her head . In the light screen, Lord Wu climbed up a tree to pick pears. He looked at the pear carefully, and then said with a look of secret joy: "Yo, it's a female pear!" After that, Lord Wu looked around and saw that there was no one around. He put the female pear in his hand into his crotch, and the expression on his face gradually withered... The civil and military officials of the whole court: ! ! Jian Ruonan took a deep breath, stretched her eyes with her two index fingers, and made an eye-opening gesture. [Yo, Lord Wu, are you so hungry? Even the female pear is not spared! ] [Yo~~ It turns out that pears are divided into male and female? ! ]

【Knowledge has entered my brain in a vicious way, my brain is not clean!!! Ahhhhhh————】

Civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty:!!! Ahhhh——our brains are not clean either!!!

Emperor Deyuan:!!! I just went to court, and I witnessed the diversity of races!!

Wu Gaowan: "..."

Wu Gaowan couldn't finish his half-sentence.

Damn it, if he goes on, the secrets of eighteen generations of ancestors will be exposed.

He changed the subject and continued: "It is a foolish view that women not getting married are not conducive to the prosperity of Daxia. I think that women can hold up half the sky, and the treatment of women should be improved so that they can enjoy the right to freely choose their marriage."

【Oh, what Lord Wu said really makes sense! 】

【No wonder he can attend court with only one egg. Such a single egg man deserves praise! 】

Emperor Deyuan: "My dear Wu Aiqing, didn't you say that just now?"

Wu Gaowan: "Your Majesty, this is a turning point."

Your turning point is a bit too big.

Manchu civil and military officials: If his turning point is smaller, we can still see mother apples, mother tangerines, and mother cauliflowers!

Wu Gaowan: "..."

Forget it, it's his fate that my son can't get married. It has nothing to do with me.

My own life is more important.

After Wu Anwan finished speaking, he quickly retreated, huddled into a ball, and reduced his presence.

The families whose engagements were rejected by the Min family and the Yuan family were all stunned.

Lord Wu, you agreed to be the vanguard? !

Why did you retreat so quickly? !

Wu Gaowan: If you can do it, go ahead!

The other families winked at each other: You go ahead!

No, you go first!

Before when Master Jian was not around, these people jumped up and down like crazy, and were so arrogant?

Now they are all paralyzed.

Emperor Deyuan: "Are there any other ministers who want to speak?"

Jian Ruonan: "Your Majesty, I have something to say!"

Emperor Deyuan: "Minister Jian, please speak!"

Jian Ruonan: "I think that Lord Wu Dandan's suggestion is very good. Women are smart and courageous. It is a waste to keep them all confined in the backyard. They should be allowed to walk out of the backyard and contribute to the economy of Daxia!"

"Let them enjoy the right to free marriage and the right to free employment. My new energy plan also needs more women to participate!"

[Let them all come to work for me! Wahahahaha——]

After Jian Ruonan finished speaking, bursts of inhalations were heard from the civil and military officials in the court. What

everyone is most worried about is that women run around all day long. How can the purity of blood be guaranteed? !

【What are you afraid of? Nan Nan Parent-Child Appraisal Center is accurate in every appraisal. We are just worried about lack of business!】

Civil and Military Officers of the Manchu Dynasty:......

Emperor Deyuan: My beloved minister is indeed a business genius. He can even open up a way to make money.

Jian Zhang: The key is that this is still a monopoly business. There is no competitor in this race!

Jian Ruonan looked around: "This is my humble opinion. I wonder if anyone objects?"

Civil and Military Officers of the Manchu Dynasty: "......"

Who dares to oppose you? !