Chapter 408: Men's money is easy to make
Since ancient times, men have had an obsession with aphrodisiacs.
Horse whips, cow whips, sheep whips, bear whips, tiger whips and other animal whips soaked in wine and cooked in soup have long become a common recipe for aphrodisiacs, and fried leeks and eggs are also praised for their good effects.
Even broad beans, because of their kidney-like shape, are called "like cures like".
If you hear that the aphrodisiac stone has miracles, then you must rub the stone until your skin is bald? !
[Circle it up and collect tickets. One tael for each worship and five taels for each touch. ]
[Please ask Mr. Zhan to be the spokesperson. ]
[And do some hunger marketing. Only one hundred people are allowed to worship a day. It's simply a huge profit! ! 】
【Yes, yes, open a yang-boosting tea shop next to it to provide a resting place for people in the queue. Oh, no, we have to open an inn next to it to provide accommodation for friends from afar, and a restaurant, and invite two storytellers to promote the story of Mr. Zhan's eighty-year-old son for twelve hours non-stop... Oh, why not just set up a tourist attraction! 】
【Get rich, get rich - gold comes, gold comes to my arms, gold comes to my bag, it keeps coming, it keeps coming, it covers the sky and the ground!! 】
Jian Ruonan seemed to hear the sound of gold falling into her bag.
【Look at this pendant, it looks like a gold ingot, as long as you touch it, hey, you are still as powerful as ever at eighty! 】
【Men's money is so easy to make! 】
【I'm really a business genius! ! 】
Civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty: "..."
Emperor Deyuan: The price is so high? Is anyone willing to go?
Minister of War: I won't go anyway!
Minister of Revenue: I won't go either. You're in big trouble this time, my little baby!
All the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty said they would not go.
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After leaving the court, Jian Ruonan returned to Luming Garden and immediately summoned Hou Tanhua, three Taoist priests, and Chen Pozi to lay out her plan to build a scenic spot.
Brother-in-law Hou immediately sent someone to buy land. The three Taoist priests had experience in opening Taoist temples, so opening a small farmhouse is no problem. The three Taoist priests can not only host it, but also promote it through the Taoist temple.
Jian Ruonan also asked Brother-in-law Hou to invite Lord Zhan to be the spokesperson.
Hou Tanhua: "Fifth sister, how will the spokesperson fee be paid?"
Jian Ruonan: "The fee is that Mr. Zhan can come and touch for free in the future, and all his consumption in the scenic area is free."
Hou Tanhua: "......Fifth sister, you are too calculating, is Mr. Zhan willing?"
Jian Ruonan: "Just go boldly, this is also a way to promote Mr. Zhan's vigor and vitality, maybe he will be happy for it!"
Hou Tanhua was about to go to Mr. Zhan's house in person, but Jian Ruonan stopped him and said: "Sign a 20-year contract with Mr. Zhan."
Hou Tanhua: "Fifth sister, Mr. Zhan is 80 years old." Are you
sure to sign a 20-year contract?
Maybe Mr. Zhan will not live to see his son's first birthday.
Jian Ruonan: "If Lord Zhan unfortunately passes away, let his son continue to endorse the company, and the son will pay for the father's debt. His son is Shisheng, and although the endorsement effect is a little worse, we can find an excuse not to pay his son."
Hou Tanhua: "Am I superficial, or is it that Fifth Sister who thinks long-term."
Teng Ge'er, who was serving tea to Fifth Sister, exclaimed in his heart, "Wow, Fifth Sister, you are so stingy!"
Jian Ruonan smiled mysteriously: "In terms of stinginess, I dare only be second."
The eldest prince who occupied Simida is the first in the world of stinginess.
Oh, I don't know how the eldest prince is doing in Simida, I will take a closer look another day.
Jian Ruonan was very busy today. After the scenic area meeting, she called the sisters together to discuss how to improve the first law on women's rights in the history of Daxia.
Several young ladies discussed heatedly and came up with many suggestions: for example, women can not only take the initiative to propose a divorce, but also set up a separate household, women can also inherit the family business, women can also participate in the imperial examination, all the pig-immersion cages and chastity archways are abolished...
In a word: women are also human beings and enjoy the same rights as men.
The promotion and implementation of the new law will have to go through many difficulties and obstacles. Shang Yang also encountered many difficulties when he proposed the reform, and was eventually torn to pieces by a chariot.
[I won't die a bad death, will I? ! ] The civil and military officials of
the Manchu Dynasty: Don't worry, you little baby who was confiscated will live a long life, who the hell dares to mess with you? !
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Jian Ruonan's new law is in full swing, and Tan Tai Mo is as stable as Mount Tai.
Xuan Xiaowu: "Your Highness, I don't think you are in a hurry at all!"
Xuan Xiaowu couldn't leave. He followed Tan Tai Mo to work every day. He also knew a little about the new law made by Jian Ruonan.
Not only did she not marry herself, she also encouraged others not to marry. She was very awesome.
After this new law was made, the fifth sister would never marry.
Tan Tai Mo: "Why is this king panicking?"
Could it be that someone else can marry the fifth lady?
As long as the fifth lady doesn't marry, all the opportunities are his.
Xuan Xiaowu: "..."
Xiao Si is worthy of being a military strategist. It seems that there is no chance, but in fact it is all opportunities!
This little plan is so far-sighted!
"Is Hua Xiong ready?" Tan Tai Mo was directing the servants to give Hua Xiong a bath.
Wash Hua Xiong clean and send him to the Jinyang Marquis's Mansion, so that he can meet the fifth lady again.
Meihua doesn't like taking a bath. When she sees the servants coming over with a basin of water, she quickly climbs up the tree. Because of her short arms and legs and fatness, she was carried down as soon as she climbed up. Meihua
: Brother, why do you always give us a bath recently?
Tangtuan: We have to go to my aunt's house and wash us clean.
Tangtuan took the initiative to lie down in the bathtub: This two-legged beast is really useless. It has been so many years and he still hasn't married my aunt home! He made us run back and forth!
Meihua: Yes, the two-legged beast is useless!
Tangtuan: This two-legged beast is so cunning. He just wants to use our beauty to attract my aunt~~
Meihua: Brother, you know so much~~
Tangtuan: I am a smart bear!
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In the Marquis of Jinyang Mansion, Jian Ruonan is drafting laws, preparing to capture all those love-minded bears to work.
Tan Taimo came with Tangtuan and Meihua, "Fifth Miss, the weather has been hot recently, and the two bears have a poor appetite. I guess it may be because I haven't seen Fifth Miss for a long time."
Meihua: Oh, the two-legged beast is talking nonsense again, I have a very good appetite~~
Jian Ruonan heard that the panda was coming, threw down the paper and pen and rushed out.
"Meihua——"
"Tangtuan——"
"Do you miss your aunt——"
Tangtuan and Meihua have grown into adult bears, and Jian Ruonan can't hold them anymore.
When Tangtuan saw Jian Ruonan, he was still enthusiastic and hugged Jian Ruonan and refused to let go.
Tan Tai Mo watched from the side, like an old father who had left home and brought his two children to see their mother.
Xuan Xiaowu chatted with the Hou system on the side, [Looking at this, in a few years, I will marry and have my own children here.]
Hou system: [I didn’t expect that I would not be able to complete my first mission and would be stranded in this world.]
The two systems suddenly felt a sense of sympathy for each other.
Hou system: [Brother Xuan Xiaowu, please help me check. A countdown suddenly appeared in the background. What does it mean?]
Xuan Xiaowu took a look: [I don’t know either.]
Hou system: [Then I’ll ask the main system.]
Xuan Xiaowu: [By the way, generally, if a mission is not completed, the host will be punished. Why didn’t Nan Nan get punished?]
Hou system: [Ah? Is there such a thing as punishment? 】
Xuan Xiaowu: [Of course, for example, there will be electric shocks, freezing, etc. after OOC. There are rewards for completing the task, and punishments for failing the task. How can there be rewards without punishments? 】
[Isn’t the Fifth Sister the Chosen One? 】
Although Xuan Xiaowu ran away secretly, he saw a lot with Xuanwu and knew everything.
犼System: [It’s a good opportunity to ask the main system together. 】
Jian Ruonan played with the panda for a long time. When she finished petting the panda, Tan Tai Mo took the panda back. Bring it next time, and you can meet the Fifth Miss again.