Chapter 429 Auspicious Time
Li Jianzheng was almost numb: What widow? Where did this widow come from? That's my strength!
Strength!
Li Jianzheng's face was livid, and he immediately took out a Bagua plate from his sleeve, facing Jian Ruonan, his lips moving rapidly.
This is Li Jianzheng's ultimate move: curse!
As long as someone in the court offends him, he will use metaphysical attacks.
This also led to Li Jianzheng's low rank. The civil and military officials in the court did not dare to offend him, and they were usually cautious with him. Even Emperor Deyuan was quite tolerant of Li Jianzheng.
Now seeing the two most difficult people in the court collide with each other, who is still in the mood to discuss matters!
I wish the two of them would fight immediately.
[What's wrong with Li Jianzheng? Why are you pointing the Bagua at me? 】
Li Jianzheng's noise was so loud that Jian Ruonan's attention was naturally drawn.
【Let me hear what he is mumbling?】
Manchu civil and military officials: Needless to say, it must be some profound curse or riddle!
【Oh my god, he is reciting a menu, braised pork trotter, salt-baked chicken, stir-fried green beans, ginger duck...hiss, hiss, he is making me hungry! 】
【I can't believe that these people who engage in metaphysics are such gluttons! They recite the menus so well! 】
【It's even more ridiculous than me reciting a foreign language! 】
Minister Pei: Li Jianzheng, you are not reciting a menu when you are offering sacrifices to pray for rain! !
Li Jianzheng: "..."
Slander, this is slander! !
Civil and Military Officials of the Manchu Dynasty: Li Jianzheng, don't get excited. Although the little treasure of the house-confiscation is a little outrageous, she never slanders anyone! Your Majesty treats everyone equally in front of her!
Li Jianzheng sneered: Do you believe her or me?
Civil and Military Officials of the Manchu Dynasty: Yes.
Li Jianzheng: ...I will draw a circle to curse you!
Civil and Military Officials of the Manchu Dynasty: Isn't it just reciting a recipe? Who can't do it!
Minister Pei: By the way, the little treasure of the house-confiscation, you haven't told me why he can predict the weather after peeping at a widow taking a bath? !
[Li Jianzheng peeped at a widow taking a bath and was caught by the widow's nephew on the spot. He broke his hand when he climbed over the wall.]
Emperor Deyuan: So miserable, so outrageous, but I want to laugh.
【After his hand was broken, he would feel pain in his hand whenever it was cloudy, rainy or windy. After a long time of pain, he figured out a pattern! 】
【When the finger joints hurt, it will rain; when the palm hurts, it will rain continuously; when the bone is broken, it will snow; when the wrist is cramped, it will be windy! 】 All the civil and military
officials in the court: What if it doesn’t hurt! ?
【If it doesn’t hurt
, there will be drought! 】 【No wonder this guy always prays for rain. He predicts that it will rain, and then he prays for rain. 】
【He turned a rheumatism pain into a metaphysical master! 】
【Masters of masters of masters! ! 】
Pei Shangshu: What master? That’s a broken hand!
Li Jianzheng: “…”
The most mysterious department in Daxia was suddenly turned into a specialist for rheumatism in the middle-aged and elderly!
Front row humerus: Puff –
metaphysics VS theology, metaphysics failed miserably!
Emperor Deyuan had a gloomy face. Damn it, Li Jianzheng, every time you acted in front of me, you acted all sorts of tricks. I thought you were some kind of hermit.
It turns out that you rely on rheumatism to predict the weather!
I thought you were successful in practicing Taoism!
You are definitely deceiving the emperor, deceiving the emperor!
[Yo, yo, this Li Jianzheng is also a part-time elixir refiner! ]
[The old emperor has eaten a lot of messy elixirs. ]
[Let me see, how long will it take for the old emperor to return to the west to make gold coins? By then, I can also get a queen. ]
Emperor Deyuan: "..."
Li Jianzheng: I finally understand why everyone calls Lord Jian the little treasure of the house search in private.
This house search has a pure and full flavor!
Your Majesty, are you so tolerant? ! We are all looking forward to your return, why don't you drag her away quickly!
Emperor Deyuan: "..."
Li Jianzheng has never met the grandmother. When you meet the grandmother, you will know why I didn't drag her away.
"How does Qin Tianjian do his job? If you can't do it, go home and farm!" Emperor Deyuan was furious: "It's the auspicious time of the fifteenth day of this month. If you can't calculate it, change someone else!"
Li Jianzheng: "Come on, I'll calculate it right away!"
[Hey, are you going to throw the divination blocks on the spot? ]
Front row humerus: Maybe I will recite the recipe on the spot.
Li Jianzheng: "..."
He was taking out the divination blocks from his arms. After hearing the inner voice, he put the divination blocks back and took out a tortoise shell.
I didn’t dare to recite the recipe anymore. I recited the gossip formula over and over again, and finally got the auspicious time: “3:15 pm!”
[3:15 pm? ! ]
[Old man Li is teasing me on purpose. It’s not even daybreak yet! So early? You can’t get up! ]
[I’ll give you a chance to recalculate! Otherwise, I’ll write about you reciting the recipe in the storybook and let everyone know! ]
Li Jianzheng: “…”
Damn it, everyone knows it!
“Your Majesty, although the fifteenth day is very dangerous, according to the birthdays of the crown prince and Lord Jian, there are more auspicious times. Let me calculate…”
Li Jianzheng was silent in his heart. 3:15 pm is about right. Most girls get up at the beginning of the morning and it’s just the right time to get up after breakfast and washing up.
“3:15 pm is even better!”
[Really recalculate? 】
【Li Jianzheng is quite reasonable. 】
Li Jianzheng: "......"
It's because of you.
【It's 3:45 in the morning, 8:30, and I still can't get up. 】
Tan Tai Mo suddenly said: "Calculate again!"
Li Jianzheng: "..."
"Then... 3:45 p.m. is also fine."
[We just got up, time is a bit tight, at this time, we are still having breakfast! ]
Tan Tai Mo: "Calculate again!"
Li Jianzheng calculated a lot, but he couldn't figure out that the little baby who was confiscated would get up at noon.
Whose girl would get up at noon?
Manchu civil and military officials: Why do you think there is such an absurd thing as the afternoon court? Of course, it's because the little baby who was confiscated can't get up!
Li Jianzheng: "..."
"Then according to Lord Jian, when is the right time?"
You can decide for yourselves, why should I calculate? !
Jian Ruonan: "I don't know how to calculate the auspicious time."
[See, I said that these Qintianjians are eating for free. They can't even calculate an auspicious time, and they still ask me? ! 】
【Hurry up and go home to eat! 】
Li Jianzheng: "..."
In the end, Li Jianzheng endured the humiliation and set the auspicious time to 3:45 pm, "Your Majesty, Your Highness, I just calculated that 3:45 pm is the best time in the past five years."
The fifteenth day was originally very unlucky, but Li Jianzheng calculated several auspicious times.
Tan Taimo: "Lord Li, your hand will not hurt that day, right?"
Li Jianzheng: "No."
【It's better if it doesn't hurt, it won't rain if it doesn't hurt... Why did Xiao Si suddenly ask this question? 】
Minister Pei suddenly said: "Your Majesty, I have a nephew who has some skills. I wonder if he can enter the Qintianjian."
Emperor Deyuan: "What skills? To enter the Qintianjian, he must be assessed by Li Jianzheng."
Minister Pei looked at Li Jianzheng: "My nephew was a chef in his early years, and later he got cold legs." He
memorized the recipes very well, and his legs hurt when the weather changes.
Front row humerus: Hey, Old Pei, your nephew is an indispensable talent for the Qintianjian!
Li Jianzheng: "..."