Chapter 61: One-key summoning of
wild swamps Jian Ruonan was a little bored, and suddenly, the system popped up an interface——
[Hearing the strings, knowing the meaning of the melon, only the melon smells good, welcome to experience the new features of the upgraded "Eating melons without getting lost system"]
PS: This system is only used for eating melons, and will never leak the host's privacy, please feel free to use it.
? ?
It must be the rubbish in the system!
There is an extra "Strong melon key" in the space.
Strong melon? ? Strong x watermelon!! Is
the rubbish system so strong! ?
After a closer look, it turns out that the full name is "Enhance the fun of eating melons key".
"......"
The light of the "Strong melon key" is on, indicating that this key is turned on.
There are several options: [One-click summoning civets], [Block the melon owner], [Malicious melon eaters, kill! ]
What do they mean? ?
What did I get for a hundred points?
The system made a mistake, but I dared not say anything, for fear of being scolded as a waste. As a novice system, he did not understand these functions very well.
Jian Ruonan clicked it and found that this "strong melon key" could be turned off. After turning it off, the three words "live alone" were displayed on it. After turning it on, the three words "live together" were displayed, and then three functions could be selected.
Three functions, one by one!
She chose [One-click summoning civets].
After clicking it, she was a little excited. She had eaten so many melons, but she had never seen a real civet.
As a result, she waited for a long time and did not see a single civet.
Where is my Zhu?
Did Zhu get lost?
Next, she clicked on [Malicious melon eaters, kill them! ] This function sounds a bit childish and a bit like a line from a Japanese comic. It should be very interesting.
But after clicking it, there was no response at all.
Jian Ruonan: "..."
This garbage system is really useless from beginning to end!
~
In the study, Emperor Deyuan frowned.
Who?
Who is so bold that he dares to be so presumptuous in front of me!
Emperor Deyuan looked at the three sisters of the Jian family.
Emperor Deyuan is a face control and saw Jian Ruonan at a glance.
A beautiful little girl, with her eyelids down, looking timid.
As if she would cry if she spoke to her a little louder.
Especially like his fifth princess.
Such impudent language definitely wasn't spoken by her.
Skip it.
Then look at the dignified and serious eldest lady Jian Xilu and the childish Jian Huateng.
The female voice just now doesn't match Jian Xilu's voice.
Who is it?
"Corrupt official..." Emperor Deyuan's eyes were calm, and his sharp eyes like a hawk swept through everyone present.
The air in the entire study room froze instantly, and a chill rose from the soles of his feet.
[Hey, a domineering aura rushed over my face! ! Did the old emperor really find the corrupt official? ]
Found it!
Such an impudent voice is really from the fifth lady!
Hey, the fifth lady's mouth is closed...
inner voice!!
Emperor Deyuan had long known that the fifth lady of the Jinyang Marquis's family was somewhat unique, and he didn't expect that he could actually hear the other party's inner voice directly.
Emperor Deyuan thought he was well-informed and had heard more absurd stories from the imperial teacher. He was the Son of Heaven and the Emperor of Man. Hearing the inner voice was nothing.
Why didn't the fourth prince tell him about this in advance? He was so surprised that he almost lost his demeanor as an emperor.
Emperor Deyuan looked at Tan Tai Mo, "Fourth prince, beep——"
"Beep——"
"Beep——"
OK, I know, but I can't say it out loud yet.
The fourth prince was wronged.
The one-click summoning function on the melon-eating interface shows: "Zhu + 1
" is displayed for one second, and then "Zhu + 1" disappears.
The six ministers were all experienced in battle. After hearing Jian Ruonan's inner voice and seeing the strangeness of Emperor Deyuan, they all kept silent.
The fourth prince suffered greatly from it and was no longer surprised. He was the calmest person present.
I just think my father looks weird, why does he talk so twitchy.
The second prince was absent just now, too immersed in his work, his inner voice reached his head, and he thought someone was talking.
Seeing that Emperor Deyuan did not refute, the second prince Tan Taijing took over the conversation: "Is it so easy to investigate corrupt officials?"
There are many cases of officials protecting each other and deceiving their superiors.
Some local officials are called local emperors, and they live a more comfortable life than the current emperor.
[What's hard to investigate? There is one here! ]
Emperor Deyuan's icy gaze instantly shifted to the six ministers.
The temperature around them dropped sharply!
The six ministers: ! !
Minister of Revenue and Grand Secretary of Wuying Palace: "Beep--"猹+1
Minister of Works and Grand Secretary of Dongge: "Beep--"猹+1
Minister of Punishment and Grand Secretary of Wenyuan Pavilion: "Beep--"猹+1
Minister of War and Grand Secretary of Tiren Pavilion: "Beep--"猹+1
Minister of Rites and Grand Secretary of Wenhua Palace: "Beep--"猹+1
Minister of Personnel and Grand Secretary of Baohe Palace: "Beep--"猹+
1Eunuch Cao: Hey, they are all here, no one can escape.猹+1
The Second Prince raised his head: "Who is it?"
Eunuch Cao: Oh, there is still one fish that slipped through the net.
[What's wrong with these people? Have they been poisoned by the old emperor?]
The second prince: "Beep——"猹+
1Eunuch Cao: Hey, now it's complete.
Teng Ge'er: It's over, it's over, Barbie Q!
Wait for the house to be confiscated!
Teng Ge'er wanted to cover the mouth of the fifth sister, and stretched out his hand before he reacted. Covering the mouth is useless. This is the voice of the heart.
Jian Ruonan: "Teng Ge'er, why is your face so pale?"
Teng Ge'er: "..."
You say why, it's because I was scared by you!
I'm only six years old, my heart is dirty and can't stand being scared!
Fifth sister, can your unruly heart have a rest today!
[Hey, Shi Fan!]
Jian Ruonan raised her head and saw a familiar face among the six ministers.
Isn't this the old lady's brother, the current Minister of Rites Shi Fan?
It was he who suppressed Dad's memorial to request the title of Prince.
The Minister of Rites was named and clenched his toenails, "Your Majesty, I guarantee with my family's lives that there is absolutely no corruption!"
[Shi Fan is not corrupt...]
That's right, Shi Fan just breathed a sigh of relief, and the voice in his mind came again-
[It's just that the five sons are not his biological sons.]
Shi Fan: "..."
! !
Emperor Deyuan: ! !
Shi Fan: ! !
A breath of cool air!
This is his secret, even his own sister doesn't know, how did this little girl know? !
[Poor Shi Fan's wife, her husband drugged her and gave birth to another man, and she knew nothing about it...]
"Wow-which corruption is it?!" Minister of Rites Shi Fan shouted, scaring Jian Ruonan, and the voice in his mind stopped abruptly.
Teng Ge'er glared at Shi Fan indignantly.
It is really rude to interrupt others from enjoying themselves!
Even the fourth prince, Tan Tai Mo, was a little surprised. Can he let others speak their mind?
Emperor Deyuan stretched out his hand and rubbed his brow. What is going on? !
[Who is corrupt? Of course, the Minister of Revenue. Daxia collects 35 million taels of tax a year, of which 10 million taels went into the private treasury of the Minister of Revenue, Hang Hezheng. ]
Emperor Deyuan was still immersed in the fact that the five sons in Shi Fan's family were not his own, and Shi Fan personally sent the men to his wife's room. He didn't come back to his senses, and immediately heard that the Minister of Revenue had embezzled a huge amount of money.
His heart was beating fast and fast, and it never stopped.
The Minister of Finance Hang Zhenghe stood up from his stool, sweat on his forehead, "Your Majesty, I am wronged! I have absolutely no corruption, beep beep beep--"
[What am I wronged about? In the disaster year, the old emperor ordered a seven-level tax reduction in the disaster-stricken areas, but you still collected taxes according to the original rules, and all the seven levels went into your pocket. ]
[The disaster victims can't even afford to eat, but they still have to pay taxes. In order to offset the taxes, some families have men in their fifties serve in the military. ]
[What a sin! ]
Emperor Deyuan looked at the Minister of War.
Minister of War: "......"
The Minister of War's face turned red, and after a long time he managed to utter three words, "I am not greedy."
The Minister of Revenue was more and more shocked as he listened. How could he know so clearly? He could just get away with it today and kill this person later...
As soon as the thought of killing this person came out, the Minister of Revenue suddenly felt that his throat was strangled by a huge force and he couldn't breathe.
The next second, he saw his grandmother.
... Not her, not her.
As soon as this thought came up, he could breathe again.
Minister of Revenue: "......"
Kill her... Grandma...
Not her... Recovered...
No way, no way, who is this master? He can't even think of killing people to silence them? !
However, he still held a trace of luck and prepared to make excuses.
If he was so corrupt, the whole family would be executed!
"Beep——"
"Beep——"
"Beep——"
"Ah, grandma..."
[The Minister of Revenue is having a seizure? ! Why mention grandma? Did grandma let him be corrupt? Don't put the blame on others! ]
Hang Zhenghe: "..."
Not only is it forbidden to talk about your inner thoughts, but once you have a little bit of ill will towards the other party, you can't breathe and your chest hurts. Hang Zhenghe almost couldn't catch his breath and went straight to see grandma.
The Minister of Revenue Hang Zhenghe silently said in his heart that he had no ill intentions and would not do anything to hurt the other party, and his heart was relieved.
He paused and continued to argue: "The amount of tax collected is all recorded in the account book. Your Majesty can just send someone to check the account! I have lived an upright life!"
[What to check? The Duzhisi is his brother-in-law. The two of them are in sync and the account book is flawless. Of course, he is not afraid of the account. ]
[I didn't expect the Minister of Revenue to look honest and simple, but he is so cunning. ]
- Duzhisi, the financial institution of Daxia, is in charge of financial revenue statistics and expenditure adjustments.
Hang Zhenghe: "..."
"Your Majesty, if you don't believe me, you can send someone to search my house. I am an honest official and my house is simple. Unlike some officials, their houses have pavilions, rockeries, exotic flowers, antiques and famous paintings... I am dedicated to serving the people and live a simple life!" The
Minister of Punishment who has pavilions and rockeries at home: "..."
The Minister of Personnel who has exotic flowers and plants at home: "..."
The Minister of Works who has antiques and famous paintings at home: "..."
You can just make excuses if you want, but why are you trying to pull me down? !
Confess your guilt!
I'll punish you!
[He really doesn't have any pavilions, terraces, or rockery!]
Hang Zhenghe puffed out his chest.
See, I said I'm not greedy.
[But there's a lot of gold. The cellar where vegetables are stored in the ancestral home in the west of the city is full of gold.]
[A villa with a hot spring in the suburbs of Beijing is filled with antiques and famous paintings.]
[A house in Jiangnan has not only exotic flowers and plants, but also rare and exotic animals.]
[Oh my god, he even keeps a panda!!!]
Hang Zhenghe: "..."
Emperor Deyuan's face was terribly gloomy, "Fourth brother, take the Jinyiwei to search immediately!"
Tan Tai Mo: "Your son obeys your order!"
Jian Ruonan had just sat down for a few minutes when Hang Zhenghe was dragged away.
The Imperial Guard found out about Hang Zhenghe's corruption so quickly?
They are worthy of being the number one spy agency around the emperor, they are really awesome, knowing everything!
After Hang Zhenghe was dragged away, the study fell into an eerie silence.
Teng Ge'er covered his dirty face, fortunately, fortunately, he had done a good deed. His family
should not be searched.
His head was saved.
Before Teng Ge'er could even catch his breath, he heard Jian Ruonan's voice again -
[The eunuch who hid the chrysanthemum and gave the old emperor aphrodisiac was not only not sentenced to death, but was also favored again? ! ]
[Is the old emperor addicted to aphrodisiacs? ]
[Sure enough, men are not very good after they are forty! ]
"..."
It was the first time that Teng Ge'er ate melons so fearfully and with such ups and downs.