Chapter 64 Zhang: It's my turn to go crazy!
Old Madam Shi's eyes widened and she scolded, "Fifth sister, what are you doing!"
Little Shi immediately echoed, "Fifth sister, are you going to disobey grandma?!"
With just one sentence, Jian Ruonan was labeled as disobedient to grandma and unfilial. Jian
Ruonan smiled and said, "Grandma, second aunt, you misunderstood, Ruonan is not disobedient or unfilial."
Old Madam Shi raised her eyebrows, "Then tell me, what are you doing? Are you crazy?"
Jian Ruonan unfolded the bright yellow imperial edict in her hand, "Grandma, look, an imperial edict!"
She rolled her eyes and pretended to be stupid and asked, "Grandma, do you have to kneel down to receive the imperial edict?"
Old Madam Shi: "..."
The imperial edict must be received by the whole family on their knees.
Logically, this imperial edict was for Jian Ruonan, who had already received it in the palace and knelt before, so the rest of the Jian family didn't need to kneel.
Jian Ruonan was bullying the old lady because she didn't know.
Sure enough, the old lady was stunned for a second, and then asked the maid to help her down from the Luohan bed, and knelt down with a group of servants.
Jian Ruonan unfolded the imperial edict and said loudly: "The Emperor of Heaven and the Chengyun, I decree: Jian Ruonan is not guilty of flipping the table!"
After that, she put away the imperial edict and said with a smile: "Look, grandmother, your granddaughter flipped the table by order."
"Grandmother, my granddaughter got the imperial edict and came back to perform for you as soon as she could!" Jian Ruonan shook her head for praise, and her expression seemed to be asking, Grandmother, do you think your granddaughter is filial or not?
Old Lady Shi: "..."
You are too filial, the most filial son and wise grandson in Daxia!
Jian Ruonan: "No matter where I turn over the table in the future, no one will dare to punish me."
The world is big, but the imperial edict issued by Emperor Deyuan is the biggest.
Mrs. Shi realized that she was fooled. She didn't dare to scold her, but she was still angry. She was so
angry that she got serious foot ulcer.
Teng Ge'er asked in a baby voice: "Fifth sister, you have the imperial edict. After turning over the table, should we applaud?"
Teng Ge'er is worthy of the potential of a treacherous minister. He thinks quickly and knows that Fifth Sister is teasing Grandmother, so he pretends to be stupid to help.
Jian Ruonan thought for a while and said, "I think so. After all, I overturned the table on the order of the emperor, and this imperial edict has to be placed in the ancestral hall for worship."
Teng'er stared with his big dark eyes, the soft flesh on his face drooping, and clapped his little hands: "Fifth sister, you overturned the table neatly!"
Jian Ruonan looked at Old Lady Shi. Old Lady Shi gritted her teeth and squeezed out the three words "well done" from between her teeth for a long time.
Jian Ruonan was satisfied and said, "Grandmother, why did you ask us to come here?"
Old Mrs. Shi took two deep breaths of oxygen. This fifth sister really came to quell her: "Your great aunt has found a boyfriend for the eldest sister. Mrs. Wang from the Shuntian prefectural governor's family will also come to visit in a while. You two should be quiet and don't make a fuss then."
The great aunt that Old Mrs. Shi was talking about was Zhang, the old lady's sister-in-law from her mother's family, Shi Fan's wife, the woman who gave birth to five sons, all with different fathers.
Teng Ge'er had originally felt very bored when he heard that he was going to find a boyfriend for his eldest sister, but when he heard that it was Zhang who was coming, he immediately became energetic.
I wonder what Zhang's expression would be when she learned about her experience?
I'm so looking forward to it!
As soon as Old Mrs. Shi finished speaking, Zhang brought Mrs. Wang, the wife of the Shuntian prefectural governor, into the house.
Mrs. Wang has a pair of phoenix eyes, a thin face, and a gossipy look, as if she was born to love matchmaking.
She told Jian Xilu about the third son of the Dali Temple.
It is said that after the third son of the Dali Temple saw Xilu at the Princess's flower viewing banquet, he was amazed by her beauty and came to ask for her hand in marriage.
The wife of Shuntian Prefecture and the wife of the Minister of Rites acted as matchmakers, which was considered full of sincerity and gave enough face to the girl's family.
But Mrs. Shi was so active in this matter, it must be no good.
Teng Ge'er squeezed Jian Xilu's hand and whispered, "Don't worry, big sister, the fifth sister is here, this marriage will definitely not be successful."
After Teng Ge'er finished speaking, he squeezed Jian Ruonan to the middle and tried to let her sit in the middle of these ladies.
Jian Xilu: "..."
The little treacherous minister's mind is full of tricks.
As soon as Mrs. Zhang and Mrs. Wang sat down, they heard Jian Ruonan's inner voice——
[The old lady must have been holding back her fart! ]
Mrs. Shi:? ?
Mrs. Zhang:?
? Mrs. Wang? ?
Little Mrs. Shi:? ?
As soon as the inner voice came out, the ladies present were a little confused.
The next step was for these ladies to talk back and forth.
The ladies talked back and forth, their eyes wide open.
Brother Teng was afraid that Jian Ruonan would notice something, so he quickly held up a plate of snacks to distract her, "Fifth sister, please have some."
Jian Ruonan glanced at the snacks on the plate and looked away listlessly, "I don't want to eat."
[The old lady has foot ulcer, and foot ulcer is contagious. You can't eat anything here! ]
Brother Teng: ! ! He
threw the plate away.
Fifth sister, why didn't you say it earlier? !
He almost ate it in his mouth! ! ! Pah pah pah! ! !
Mrs. Shi: "......"
I have foot odor and I offended you, do you have to make it known to everyone? ! !
Mrs. Zhang knew that Mrs. Shi had some problems with her feet. When she heard that it was contagious, she shuddered and quickly wiped her hands with a handkerchief.
Mrs. Wang pinched a piece of pineapple cake in her hand. She couldn't throw it away or eat it. It almost melted in her hand. Finally, she threw it to the little maid behind her.
The little maid: "......"
You are so noble, appreciating my snack that has been infected with foot odor.
After the greetings, the matchmaking session officially began. Mrs. Wang introduced: "I watched the third young master grow up. He knows how to live a good life."
[It's just picking. 】
【Let me see, this Third Young Master usually doesn't want to eat meat, even on his birthday, he only eats a bowl of salted noodles. He even doesn't wash his feet to save water.】
Madam Wang: "......"
How can I say it? It's true.
But this is someone else's family matter. She knows it because she is related to the Dali Temple Minister's family. How did the Fifth Young Lady of the Marquis of Jinyang know it so clearly? !
It is said that the Fifth Young Lady of the Marquis of Jinyang has no plans for the immortals who came down to earth. Is it true? !
Madam Wang took a deep breath and continued: "The Third Young Master has a very good temper."
【He is a jerk. He doesn't dare to talk back when he is bullied.】
"......" Madam Wang said again: "The Third Young Master has a very lucky face."
【Fat. 】
【Hey, he ate too much salted noodles. 】
"The Third Young Master can be called a handsome young man in this troubled world."
【All his limbs are intact. 】
"..."
Mrs. Wang continued: "Be honest and do your duty."
[If you can't pass the exam, you can't be an official, and you don't look good, what's the point of being honest? ! 】
Mrs. Wang: "..."
I can't continue to be a matchmaker.
Brother Teng almost fainted from laughing.
Min and Jian Xilu endured it very hard.
Min: "Mrs. Wang, this third young master has no fate with Xi Lu, so let's forget it."
Mrs. Zhang smiled and smoothed things over: "This is the young master of the Qing family of Dali Temple. If Xi Lu marries him, he can also help Brother Teng. The third young master is in hot demand. If he hadn't fallen in love with Xi Lu, Mrs. Qing of Dali Temple would have already decided on his marriage."
[Well then, why don't you marry your granddaughter? ! 】
Ms. Zhang: "..."
The upper room fell into an eerie silence.
Jian Ruonan raised her head in the gap between dozing off. Hey, isn't it matchmaking? Why is there no sound?
Teng Ge'er blinked: "Fifth sister, the last time I told big sister about the fifth son of the Shi family, why didn't grandfather agree?"
Jian Ruonan lowered her eyelids and whispered: "I don't know either."
[None of the five sons of the Shi family are Shi Fan's biological children. How can you marry into such a family? ! ]
[Poor Zhang doesn't know that the old thief Shi Fan always uses drugs to make Zhang dizzy, and then lets his clansmen sleep with her. ]
[He even has the nerve to complain about Zhang's dirtiness and never stays overnight in Zhang's room. ]
[I don't know what kind of evil a daughter-in-law who marries into his family will suffer! ]
Zhang:? ? ! !
Old Mrs. Shi:? ? ! !
Mrs. Wang:? ? ! !
No wonder the granddaughter of the Minister of Personnel and the Minister of Shi's family had gone through the marriage ceremony, but they insisted on breaking off the engagement!
So that's what happened!!
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