Chapter 71 A Little Farmer
Big System: [Nannan, someone stole my energy!!!]
Jian Ruonan: [Who? Who is it? ! Find him out and beat him up! !]
[Stealing things actually happened to me! ]
Tan Tai Mo's breathing almost stopped, and he glanced at the Xuanwu system in his head.
Didn't they say that it was high-level and would not be discovered? Huh?
What's going on now?
The waste system is really waste!
The Xuanwu system didn't dare to speak, nor did it dare to go offline. It silently maintained the most basic functions, fearing that the current fluctuations would be too large and be discovered by the other party.
The host and the system looked at each other, holding their breath, and didn't dare to talk.
Tan Tai Mo had a bright and upright life, but was led by the Xuanwu System to steal lamp oil, and his reputation was almost ruined. He cursed the Xuanwu System thousands of times in his heart.
Xuanwu System: [Your Highness, you agreed to steal lamp oil! ]
This was their behavior!
Don't think he can take all the blame!
Tan Tai Mo: [Shut up! ]
Are you afraid that he won't be discovered? !
It's okay to be useless, but he can't even judge the situation!
He is really unlucky to have tied up such a terrible thing!
Jian Ruonan: [Are there other systems here? 】
Big system: [Probably not. There is only one system in a book. This is a sweet and sad story about chasing a wife to the crematorium with erotic content. If there are more systems, everyone will have superpowers. Wouldn't it become a fantasy novel? 】
Jian Ruonan: [What? Erotic content? Don't corrupt me! I'm not even a 15-year-old yet! 】
Big system: [......]
You know a lot, okay?
The big system checked: [Hey, the energy loss phenomenon has disappeared now? I wonder if it's because the energy function is unstable after the upgrade. 】
Jian Ruonan didn't take it seriously, just thinking it was a basic operation of the waste system. They chatted for a few words and ended the topic.
Although I got so many points, I always felt that it was not enough. The fertilizer I had drawn before was used up. Jian Ruonan wondered how the farmers on the farm mixed farmyard manure.
Xuanwu system took a deep breath: [See, I told you I was high level, the other party can't find out.]
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
You are so proud!
The tail behind Xuanwu system was almost shaking: [Don't worry, Your Highness, maybe I stole too much and too hard before, so the other party found out. I will wait until its energy is full and about to overflow before stealing, stealing its extra and unwanted things, stealing one and resting one, hey, it will definitely not find out!]
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
Stealing its extra and unwanted things... What's the difference between this and picking up rags? !
From a thief to a rag picker, what's there to be proud of? Huh? !
After a while, the farm owner bought cows, three cows, one was all yellow, one was black and white, and the other was yellow and white. There were two bulls, one black and one yellow.
Jian Ruonan had the bulls locked in the pen and took out the "Multi-Child Pills" that were passed down from his ancestors.
The "Multi-Child Pills" were yellow pills about the size of an egg.
Tan Tai Mo had seen the strong aphrodisiac in the other party's hand, so when he saw the Multi-Child Pills, his expression was quite calm.
The eyes of the Xuanwu system widened: [This is a magic weapon that is worth a thousand gold in palace fighting and house fighting. Miss Fifth just took it out to please His Highness? ! ]
[Miss Fifth really spent a lot of money to win His Highness' favor! ]
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
What is the waste system saying? !
The tone of his voice sounded as if Miss Fifth had given him the Multi-Child Pills.
Jian Ruonan divided the "Multi-Child Pills" into three portions, mixed them into the hay, and let the three cows eat them.
The servant was a little puzzled: "Miss, the cow is not in heat, and the bull will be kicked if he gets close."
Jian Ruonan took out the strong aphrodisiac again: "Don't worry, this is easy."
She mixed the strong aphrodisiac into the grass and let the five cows eat it together. Not long after the cows ate it, they began to get agitated. The
cows' mating was a bit loud, so Jian Ruonan finished feeding the medicine and hurried away from the fence.
The black bull was the largest, and the yellow bull was slightly smaller. After the yellow bull took effect of the medicine, it took the lead in attacking the cow.
The yellow bull jumped up, lay on the back of the black and white cow, and propped up its body with its hind legs.
Jian Ruonan covered the eyes of the Ninth Prince, "Your Highness the Ninth Prince, you can't watch this!"
He was completely unaware that his body was only ten years old.
The Ninth Prince was blindfolded, and he asked in a soft voice: "Nan Nan, why can't I watch? What are the cows doing?"
Jian Ruonan blurted out: "The cows are playing poker."
Tan Tai Mo: "..."
What the hell?
The Ninth Prince asked in a baby voice: "What is poker?"
There are so many human cubs, Jian Ruonan lied: "It's a group fight, it's bloody, children can't watch it."
Tan Tai Mo: "..."
What a serious nonsense.
After covering the Ninth Prince's eyes, Jian Ruonan shifted her sights to the herd of cattle again.
The yellow bull was about to play poker with the black and white cow, and suddenly, the black bull suddenly jumped up and knocked the yellow bull off the cow.
Then the two bulls wrestled together to compete for the cow.
Jian Ruonan:! !
Oh no, I almost forgot that bulls in heat cannot be put together.
They will fight to the death for the right to mate!
[This is terrible.]
[How could I make such a low-level mistake! ! Will this affect my image as a good farmer in the eyes of the Fourth Prince?]
Tan Tai Mo: "..."
Your worry is unnecessary. Don't worry, it won't happen.
Your image has long been fixed, and you are not a good farmer.
Seeing the two bulls fighting, the hearts of the farmers on the farm were in their throats.
The land on the farm is plowed by bulls.
This bull is injured and disabled, and can't work.
The farmers are heartbroken! !
The farmers on the farm are relieved when Jian Ruonan promised to take responsibility to the end and buy them another one if there are any casualties.
The fight between the two bulls was bloody and fierce. In the end, the yellow bull was knocked to the ground and was dying. The black bull successfully won the mating rights of the three cows.
After the breeding was completed, the farmer on the farm asked: "Fifth Miss, the cattle's neck is broken, and it is estimated that it will not survive. What should we do?"
The farmer looked regretful, because oxen are very important tools!
The farmer's heart was bleeding!
The Ninth Prince was so scared that he reached out for a hug, "Poor cattle!"
Fortunately, he didn't see it, and didn't know how bloody the fight just now was.
The cattle was seriously injured and died, and the whole farm fell into a cloud of sorrow.
A thought flashed through Jian Ruonan's mind, and tears flowed out of her mouth.
[Today is a good day, everything you want can come true~~]
Tan Tai Mo:? ?
The cow is dead, shouldn't I be sad?
Why are you singing a song, and it's a happy song.
Are you stupid?
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