Chapter 73 If I were a big black dog, I would bite him twice.
[It was really unexpected! ! ]
The pilgrims surrounded Taoist Zhang and the black dog in the center. Jian Ruonan stood at the outermost layer, some distance away from Taoist Zhang.
The pilgrims watching the excitement could hear Jian Ruonan's thoughts, but Taoist Zhang knew nothing about it. He was still performing magic to the black dog, mumbling incomprehensible spells.
Taoist Zhang wore a Taoist robe with wide sleeves. When he cast a spell, his sleeves fluttered and his long beard swayed in the wind.
He was like an old immortal who was about to ascend to heaven.
The pilgrims watching the excitement had burning eyes, angry faces, and impatient faces.
Qingxu Temple gives people a feeling of being unfathomable. The Taoist priests inside are all gods. Who dares to make up stories about them?
Hearing such gossip, no one was willing to leave. They surrounded
the Taoist priest and the dog in three layers.
The pilgrims said: "No way, how could Taoist Zhang, who is like a fallen immortal, cut off the dog's testicles? What did he do with the dog's testicles?" The pilgrims said
: "He must be refining the elixir. I heard that refining the elixir requires a lot of rare materials."
The pilgrims said: "Dog whips are good for yang. It's interesting to add dog's testicles to the elixir."
[No, no, no, Taoist Zhang didn't cut off the dog's testicles to refine the elixir. He actually did it to practice his skills! ! ]
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What are you practicing? !
What techniques? !
Pilgrims: "Does Taoist Zhang want to be a knife maker?"
-- Knife makers are professionals in Daxia who specialize in helping people with circumcision, and they perform knives on eunuchs who need to enter the palace.
[No, no. ]
"Madam, the old lady is calling you." Old Madam Shi has already entered the Taoist temple, and Min, as the eldest daughter-in-law, wants to go forward to serve.
"Just say I'm busy!" Min sent the maid away.
How can I leave after eating only half of the melon? !
Isn't it just a few words from Shi? I'm usually scolded enough? !
I must eat the whole melon today.
Jian Xilu followed Nan Nan closely.
Teng Ge'er hugged Fifth Sister's thigh tightly, and honestly acted as Fifth Sister's leg pendant.
The ears of the pilgrims perked up: Hey, why did you stop again? Go on! !
Jian Ruonan turned around and saw Min, Jian Xilu and Teng Ge'er standing behind her, and whispered: "Mom, over there with the old lady..."
Min held her shoulders and said softly: "Nannan, don't worry, we will go in after we have seen enough. Don't worry about grandma, mother will worry about anything."
Teng Ge'er secretly gave his mother a thumbs up.
Mother is really an understanding person!
Jian Ruonan nodded and turned her attention to Taoist Zhang and the dog again.
[Five years ago, Taoist Zhang heard that being a eunuch could make money, so he wanted to be a eunuch, but his family was too poor and couldn't even afford to pay the knife maker for his craft. ]
The eyes of the pilgrims were wide.
Shit, it's not going to happen? ! !
So that's what happened? !
"He's so poor, where did he get the meat to trick the dog?!" The pilgrims questioned.
[A dead rat picked up from the roadside! ]
Pilgrims: "..."
Using a dead rat to trick a dog, why would anyone do that? !
The more I look at the black dog, the more pitiful it looks!
He just had a greedy mouth, and then, bang, his balls were gone!
Jian Xilu: Bah, using a dead rat to trick a dog, how shameless!
No wonder this dog has been insulting and scolding me every day for five years, rain or shine.
Serves me right!
Pilgrims: “And then? Did he become a eunuch?”
“Are you stupid? If he became a eunuch, why would he still be here being scolded by the dog?!”
“Poor Black Dog, he got stabbed for nothing.” Pilgrims with strong empathy sighed, “If I were the Black Dog, I would come here to be scolded every day!”
Some pilgrims advised, “There’s no need to be so empathetic!”
[In the end, he castrated the dog, and then castrated himself, but still couldn’t enter the palace, so he just pretended to be a Taoist priest! ]
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Castrate himself? ??? ???
“Hiss——”
The male onlookers covered their key parts at the same time, while the female onlookers had complicated expressions.
"No, he bald his own beard, how can he still grow such a long beard?"
"What nonsense?!"
"He is not here to cause trouble, is he?! It's so absurd, who would believe it?!"
[The beard is glued on, he made it from cat hair and pilgrims' hair. ]
[Whose real beard can be so smooth, silky and flowing? ! ]
The pilgrims nodded one after another: It makes sense.
[It would be great if there were naughty kids present, the naughty kids would pull the beards a few times, and the real one would be revealed immediately! ]
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What a good idea!
This group of people who share gossip not only have good hearts, but also good brains.
Teng Ge'er looked at himself, naughty kid?
Is the fifth sister picking on me?
Teng was about to sacrifice himself for his fifth sister, but a naughty kid was faster than him, rushed over and grabbed Master Zhang's beard, twisted it in his hand and ran out.
Master Zhang was showing off his graceful figure to everyone, and didn't notice the naughty kid at all.
It was too late.
With a "hiss", Master Zhang's beard was completely pulled off.
The naughty kid knew he had made a mistake, threw away his beard, and turned into the crowd.
Wow—
the pilgrims collectively let out an "Ah".
It was actually true!!!
An eunuch who used rat meat to trick the dog eggs is a Taoist priest here!!
The pilgrims' faith was shaken.
Looking at the black dog again, they suddenly felt pity.
Someone immediately shouted: "Cheater, return the money——"
"Xiao Hei, rush up and bite him to death for revenge."
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This melon is delicious, and the pilgrims here seem to know more than her.
After eating the melon, Jian Ruonan was satisfied and followed Min to the private room.
The main hall of this Taoist temple enshrines Yuanshi Tianzun. Later, in order to attract pilgrims, Wenchang Emperor was enshrined and Kuixing Tower was built. When the exams came, a large number of students gathered here. Over time, there were also many pilgrims who came to pray.
Shi donated a lot of money for incense oil, so she was arranged in the chamber next to the back hall.
When Jian Ruonan and Min went there, Mrs. Shi was washing her hands, and the young Taoist priest brought in a plate of offerings for everyone to eat.
Seeing that everyone had come, the old lady said, "Share the fruits."
Jian Ruonan took the lead and picked the biggest and reddest apple in her hand, and picked two more, one for Xilu and one for Tengge'er.
In the end, only a few small green ones were left on the plate.
Jian Chuyun looked a little unhappy, "Fifth sister is too greedy, she picked the big one right away, haven't you heard the story of Kong Rong giving up his pears?"
"You really don't know etiquette!" Jian Chuyun waved her fan, "Didn't your aunt teach you?"
She even scolded Min.
Those who blocked the meal were bad people, Jian Ruonan raised her head and looked over, "If you choose first, which one would you choose?"
Jian Chuyun pursed her lips and puffed out her chest, "Of course I'll pick the small one."
She looked like she knew etiquette the most.
Jian Ruonan shrank her body and put on a weak and pitiful look: "What is the second sister arguing about? I'll leave the younger one to you."
She turned her head and looked at Mrs. Shi: "Grandma, the second sister is deliberately making trouble. You should talk to her. She almost scared me to tears, woo woo."
Mrs. Shi: "..."
Jian Chuyun: "..."
Are you crying? You are drooling! !
Teng Ge'er was simply amazed by the beauty. The fifth sister is really good at putting the blame on others.
What kind of profound rhetoric is this? !
Write it down in your little notebook.
Min: "..."
Why are you so serious?
Do you have to be this traitor?
——I
feel that my body is hollowed out. I need to use power to get up!
My dears, please have pity on this author! ! Princess
, please give me a free gift of power! !