Chapter 79 What a big pot of dog blood
Jian Ruonan was very satisfied with her masterpiece. She had practiced the traditional Chinese character for "慘" for five minutes.
But this old lady was too easily frightened. She
fainted so quickly.
Could she be scared to death?
Jian Ruonan reached out to feel the other person's breath and found that the other person was still alive, but there was just a puddle of water on the ground.
The old lady was scared to death.
If only there was a camera, I could take 500 different photos of the old lady as a souvenir.
She took advantage of no one noticing and sneaked out of the ancestral hall.
After running far away, she took out the whistle and blew it.
"Ju——————"
This was the ending signal she and Teng Ge'er discussed.
After receiving the signal, Teng Ge'er knew that the fifth sister had been dealt with, so he ended his performance and went to find his fifth sister.
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The old lady was not scared to death, but she was scared to death.
When the maids found that the old lady had fainted again, they also smelled urine on her body.
The maids could not enter the ancestral hall, so they called Second Master Lang to carry the old lady out.
The old lady was old and had been frightened twice. Her eyes were a little blurred. It seemed that she would not survive the night.
Jian Lang was a little anxious: "Mother, what happened to you? Who hurt you?!"
The old lady held her son's hand and said weakly: "Fifth sister... Fifth sister... I saw Fifth sister, Fifth sister came to me to take her life..."
Jian Lang frowned. The old lady had beriberi and still held his hand. She was not polite at all.
But as a son, he could not show his disdain, so he could only pull his hand out of the old lady's hand without leaving a trace, "Didn't the fifth sister get lost? Where did you see her?"
The old lady's voice was trembling a little when she spoke: "I saw her in the ancestral hall. She crawled out from under the altar and came to take my life. She also...she wrote the word "miserable" on my clothes."
The maid brought the old lady's changed clothes, and there was indeed an unfinished word "miserable" on it.
The more Jian Lang listened, the more he felt something was wrong: "Mother, what is going on? Tell your son everything!"
After sending the maid away, the old lady told Jian Lang the whole story.
Jian Lang was not good at doing serious work, but he was good at eating, drinking, whoring and gambling. He was involved in all kinds of things. After thinking carefully, he realized that something was wrong.
It is highly likely that the Fifth Sister colluded with the Taoist priest to scare her mother.
The old lady: "No way, how could the Taoist priest listen to her?! I gave the Taoist priest a full five hundred taels of silver!"
Jian Lang: "Mother, didn't you say that the Taoist priests love money? If the Fifth Sister can give them ten or a hundred times the price, how can they not agree?!"
"Didn't you arrange someone in the Fifth Sister's yard? Why don't you call them over and ask them?"
When Wen Xue sent a message saying that the Fifth Miss was not lost but was hiding quietly, the old lady reacted.
"That damn guy! He hurt me so badly!"
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Jian Ruonan slept very soundly this time and woke up at 9:00 the next day.
Teng Ge'er had been waiting at the door of Luming Xiaoyuan early: "Fifth sister, what shall we act out today?"
Jian Ruonan sat on the bed and wiped her face, "How about we act out a soul-locking ghost today?"
The last two times she acted out miserable ghosts who died unjustly.
Today Jian Ruonan is determined to challenge herself and change to a more powerful ghost style.
She is afraid that the old lady is immune to the ghosts who died unjustly and is not afraid of them anymore.
The two siblings were discussing the details of the performance, when suddenly, a mechanical sound [ding——] came from their brains.
The big system: [The old lady already knows that you are acting, and is waiting for a chance to deal with you! ]
Jian Ruonan: [? ? How did my Oscar-level acting skills get discovered? ! It shouldn't be like this, the old lady was obviously scared to death! ]
The big system: [Lang Erye analyzed it, and Wen Xue reported it, so the old lady knew it. ]
Jian Ruonan: [So that's how it is. 】
Big system: [Nannan, why don't you get rid of Wen Xue? ]
Jian Ruonan showed a wicked smile on her face: [Don't panic, this Wen Xue is a double-edged sword, the old lady can use it, and I can use it too. ]
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After learning the truth, the old lady was in a much better mood.
The maids and old women prepared five large basins of dog blood, and the rough servants each held a big stick, and some held a big net to catch fish. The whole Xishouyuan was on guard waiting for the ghost to come.
As long as Jian Ruonan dared to sneak into Xishouyuan, she would not only be covered with dog blood, but also beaten.
By then, the old lady would bite to death and didn't see who it was, and Jian Ruonan could only eat this dumb loss.
This is to give someone a taste of their own medicine.
The only puzzling thing is that after she made all the arrangements, her neck seemed to be strangled by something again, and she couldn't breathe.
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Luming Courtyard, Jian Ruonan washed up and had breakfast.
She closed the door of Luming Courtyard and drove all the maids out. Teng Ge'er rubbed his hands excitedly, "Fifth sister, are we going to take action during the day?"
Jian Ruonan: "Yeah. Catch her off guard!"
The two siblings chattered about countermeasures. When Wen Xue stepped out of the courtyard, she fell on the bed and continued to sleep.
"No, I'll take a rest today."
[Hey, it was a surprise attack. ]
Teng Ge'er: "..."
Didn't I just say it was a surprise attack? !
Why is it a surprise again?
[It's so late, why hasn't Teng Ge'er gone to school yet? ]
[This little traitor is so active in scaring my grandmother that he is almost a bad influence on me! 】
Teng Ge’er: “…”
Fifth sister’s ability to turn the tables is improving day by day!
Jian Ruonan woke up, had lunch, and then lay on the bed to read a storybook. Without her cell phone, she had to find something to entertain herself.
She recently bought a book called "The Pretty Widow with Unlimited Romance". The plot was full of ups and downs, there were many male protagonists, and it was very exciting. She didn't expect that the ancients had more fun than modern people.
After lunch, she continued to read the storybook.
For the next five days, Jian Ruonan showed great enthusiasm early in the morning. As soon as Wen Xue left, she would lie back on the bed paralyzed.
In the first few days, Xishouyuan was on high alert. On the fifth day, the maids and servants were obviously tired.
Jian Ruonan: [What's going on in Xishouyuan? 】
Big system: 【Xishouyuan thought you were going to come over, and they waited until the flowers were all withered. The maids’ hands were sore from holding the dog-blood basin. They had been holding it before, but now they put it on the ground. When the maid came to check, they slowly picked it up again and pretended to do it.】
Jian Ruonan: 【Hehe, the time has come.】
That night, Jian Ruonan showed great desire again, and Wen Xue worked silently without moving her ears.
She lied about military intelligence these days, and was not only scolded by the old lady, but also scolded by the maids and maids of Xishouyuan, saying that she was a traitor and helped the fifth lady to deceive them. Even if she went over to report the news now, Xishouyuan would not believe it.
Jian Ruonan changed into a black dress and led Cangchun out quietly.
Jian Lang has been resting in Xishouyuan these days.
A few days ago, the old lady took out ten taels of silver as a reward, and everyone in Xishouyuan was united in their determination to catch the demons and monsters.
The whole Xishouyuan was like a rope, working together, and the morale was unprecedentedly high, but everyone felt like they were wearing their autumn clothes the wrong way around.
On the third day, there was no movement at all, and the morale of the whole Xishouyuan dropped by half. On the fifth day, the morale was almost at half the level.
The black dog's blood smelled strong, which attracted a lot of mosquitoes and insects. After being left for a long time, the dog's blood smelled bad, and the whole Xishouyuan was filled with smoke and miasma, making everyone miserable.
I don't know if the lazy Fifth Miss will come, and when she will come.
When Jian Ruonan came over, the maids and servants in Xishouyuan were listless.
She lay by the outer wall and pinched her throat to shout: "The ghost is coming——"
The maids and servants immediately became alert, some holding sticks, some holding nets, and some carrying bloody things.
Jian Lang also helped the old lady out of the yard.
"The ghost is in the northwest corner, catch her quickly——"
In order to wait for the "ghost", the lanterns in the yard were deliberately not lit. Hearing the shouting, everyone swarmed to the northwest corner.
Jian Ruonan stood on tiptoe outside the yard, and when the opportunity came, she threw a string of firecrackers into the crowd.
As the crackling sound rang out, the people who were already tired and wearing their autumn clothes backwards became nervous, and a group of maids and servants were in chaos.
The one holding the stick didn't know who he hit, the one holding the net didn't know who he caught, and the one holding the dog blood was scattering everywhere...
At this time, who can still distinguish who is the master and who is the maid?
The old lady was splashed with dog blood, and she didn't know who hit her with the stick, and she screamed in pain.
Jian Ruonan quickly slipped away, taking away all the fame and honor.