Chapter 98 Preaching, teaching, and solving doubts
Xixia Garden, Marquis of Jinyang Mansion.
Today is a day off, and Min arranged for the whole family to go to the Taoist temple to hold a ceremony early in the morning. In fact, she had made an appointment with Lady Wang from the Honglu Temple.
It was a blind date in disguise.
Lady Wang would bring Wang Enze, the legendary Wang Defa.
Min was a little excited, and finally she could see Wang Defa in person.
Min deliberately did not tell Jian Ruonan, preparing to give her a surprise.
In addition to Jian Ruonan, all parties were eager to learn that Jian Ruonan was going to a blind date.
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The first to know was the third prince.
The third prince's mansion.
The maids stood in a row, some holding clothes in their hands, and some holding belts, gold crowns, jade pendants and other accessories.
The third prince Tan Taihuai was carefully selecting.
He picked a moon-white robe inlaid with gold thread, matched with a golden belt and a golden crown, holding a folding fan in his hand, looking elegant and suave.
"Bring all the gold accessories here, I heard that Miss Five likes gold."
The eunuch beside him complimented: "Your Highness is so handsome, Miss Five will be unable to walk when she sees you!"
The Third Prince smiled crookedly: "Tomorrow I will show you how my Highness captures the heart of a beauty!"
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The Fourth Prince's Mansion.
The imperial physician is performing acupuncture on the Fourth Prince.
The silver needles are almost full, but the Fourth Prince's legs are still numb.
The Imperial Hospital with the best medical skills in Daxia is not as good as a little lamp oil of Miss Five.
Xuanwu System: [Your Highness, it's bad, it's bad, Miss Five is going on a blind date! ! ! ]
The Xuanwu System was extremely panicked.
What's wrong with Miss Five?
I have never seen such an unreliable host. Not only does he not do the mission, but he is now doing the opposite!
Doesn't the big system care?
Tan Tai Mo: [How is it possible? Doesn't she feel like she can't stand the hardship of getting married?]
Tan Tai Mo was not in a hurry.
Although Miss Wu is fond of men, she only says so.
She is just a fake at best.
Xuanwu System: [Miss Wu's blind date is the prince of the Honglu Temple, Wang Defa! ! !]
Tan Tai Mo: ! !
Is it Wang Defa who often appears in Miss Wu's mind? !
"Come on, take out all the new clothes that this king has made recently!"
The eunuchs were extremely surprised. His Royal Highness Prince Rui never pays attention to his outfit.
What is he doing? !
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Princess Jiarou was also getting dressed.
She heard that the third prince was going to the Taoist temple to pray for the Queen Mother tomorrow, so she must dress up beautifully and have a chance encounter with the third prince to give him a big surprise.
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The whole family of the Marquis of Jinyang Mansion was warmly received by the Taoist priests as soon as they arrived at Qingxu Temple.
Jian Ruonan was respectfully invited to the upper room by the Taoist priests.
The three Taoist priests Zhang, Li, and Xu secretly checked Jian Ruonan.
You don't know until you check, and you'll be shocked when you check.
The fifth lady of the Marquis of Jinyang Mansion is really a god.
Not only does she know medical theory, but she is also proficient in the art of astronomical calculations - she can accurately calculate what happened in the past by cutting paper, and she once shined at the Princess's flower viewing banquet.
No wonder she knows the secrets of the three.
Recently, it has been widely reported that Jian Ruonan has been appointed as the first female official of Daxia, and the emperor personally awarded her the "Shangfang Sword".
The last time they heard the voice in the Fifth Miss's head, after a lot of beeping, she finally burst into tears and cried: "After so many years of practicing Taoism, this is the first time I truly feel that the secrets of heaven cannot be revealed!"
Tianzun is a man of great practice, and they did not follow the wrong person.
Master Li presented the recent income of the Taoist temple: "Tianzun, please accept it."
Jian Ruonan flipped through the melons and knew that these three people had not harmed the people recently, so she gladly accepted it.
After handing over the offerings, the three Taoist priests looked at her eagerly and refused to leave.
"What else do you three Taoist priests need?"
Li Guanzhu lowered his head. "I have encountered some confusion in my practice recently. Can I ask the Immortal Venerable to help me solve my confusion?"
Jian Ruonan sat cross-legged, pinching the second knuckle of his middle finger with his thumb, as if the Immortal Venerable had descended: "Go ahead."
"This is the elixir that I recently refined. After taking it, I felt like I was floating in the air. Can I ask the Immortal Venerable to help me see if this elixir can prolong my life?"
Jian Ruonan took the pill and looked at it. The lead and mercury content of this elixir is very high. Of course, if you are poisoned, you will float in the air. It's a good thing that this guy is lucky.
"I can't take it anymore. This elixir is poisonous."
Li Guanzhu was a little reluctant. This was the elixir recipe for immortality that he had bought from the national teacher at a high price.
Jian Ruonan: "Have you had dizziness, headaches, nausea, vomiting, and sometimes abdominal cramps recently?"
Li Guanzhu: ! !
All correct!!
The divine prediction of the Heavenly Venerable!
It’s not divine prediction, these are all the basic symptoms of lead and mercury poisoning.
Jian Ruonan, who is good at medicine, knows it very well.
Jian Ruonan: "Don’t take the pills, this Heavenly Venerable will teach you the correct way of cultivation."
Master Li was very excited, "Tianzun, please tell me."
Fortunately, Jian Ruonan read a lot of immortality novels in his past, so he spoke nonsense without any pressure: "The first step to become an immortal is to sense the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, absorb the spiritual energy into the body and transform it into Yuan, and then enter the Qi Refining Period. The Qi Refining Period is divided into ten levels. After breaking through the tenth level, it is the foundation building. After the foundation building, you can practice fasting... You need to go through the thunder tribulation to impact the golden elixir. After the golden elixir, solid Dan Yuan will be produced in the dantian... After the Yuan baby, the lifespan can reach 800 years. After the Yuan baby, it is the transformation of the spirit, the refining of the void, the fusion, the tribulation, the Mahayana, and the ascension..."
Master Li was greatly shocked by the words. He was indeed the Celestial Lord. What kind of advanced theory of cultivating immortals was this? He quickly wrote it down in his notebook.
"Celestial Lord, at what stage should I start?"
Jian Ruonan: "First, you should feel the spiritual energy of heaven and earth through meditation, and strive to enter the Qi training stage within five years. Remember, you should not take pills randomly anymore."
Master Li agreed. Taoist Master
Xu: "Celestial Lord, my disciple's Taoism heart is unstable recently. How can I overcome it?"
Jian Ruonan: "You don't need to change this. There are only 0 times and countless times for women's clothing. You can't change this. Just be happy."
"What the Celestial Lord said is true." Taoist Master Xu left happily.
The last one was Taoist Master Zhang: "Celestial Lord, I am a little confused recently."
Taoist Master Zhang was the ruthless man who used rat meat to trick the big black dog into practicing swordsmanship.
Since the pilgrims found out that he was an incomplete man, Taoist Zhang dared not show up in the Taoist temple. Whenever he showed up, there would be a group of pilgrims surrounding him and talking a lot, which made him feel uncomfortable. He
couldn't be a eunuch, and he was about to fail as a Taoist priest. What should he do?
So confused!
If this were in the martial arts world, Jian Ruonan would have given him a copy of "Sunflower Manual" to practice.
However, this was just a sweet and abusive story about chasing a wife to the crematorium. Taoist Zhang was destined not to be a hero.
Jian Ruonan suddenly had an idea, and a brilliant idea flashed through her mind: "Xiao Zhang, you can practice the Dao of Skills."
Taoist Zhang: "?? What is the Dao of Skills?"
Jian Ruonan: "It means practicing skills hard and entering the Dao through skills."
Taoist Zhang's eyes lit up: "What skills should my disciple practice hard?"
Jian Ruonan counted with her fingers: "The art of castration."
Taoist Zhang: "Does the Heavenly Venerable mean that I want my disciple to be a knife maker? To castrate all the men in the world?!"
Jian Ruonan: "No, no, this Heavenly Venerable sent you to castrate all the pigs in the world!"
The people of Daxia don't like to eat pork because pigs are not castrated and have a strong fishy smell. Castrated pigs have no fishy smell and taste much better.
Sending Taoist Zhang to promote the art of pig castration will benefit the country and the people.
Barbecue pork belly is just around the corner! ! !
Hahaha, this lady is really a genius! !
Taoist Zhang was shocked.
Why castrate a pig?
If a pig is castrated, the pig will not chase and bite him for five years.
This is the will of the Heavenly Lord. Even if he is chased and bitten by a pig for a lifetime, he is willing.
Taoist Zhang found the direction of his life again, and suddenly he was excited again, "Heavenly Lord, may I ask if there is any method for the art of martial arts?"
Jian Ruonan thought for a while and said, "Yes, you recite it with me, the seven-word mantra: Simi Masai GG bond!"
When the seven-word mantra came out, Taoist Zhang was shocked and his scalp was numb.
"Simi Masai GG bond?"
It is really too profound! !
——Translation
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GG bond: (pronounced: Ju Ju Bang) meaning: Pig Man.
Simi Masai GG bond: Sorry, Pig Man!