Alan smacked his lips. He had just been thinking about this. This time, if he tried to fool people, he would definitely not be able to get past the boss's investigation.
But he had no choice but to do it. In order to continue to enjoy decades of wealth and glory, Alan was determined to deal with Camilla. On the one hand, he was disobeying his boss, Cha, and on the other hand, he was facing the threats he would face in the next few years.
Of course Alan chose to deal with the threat first!
But as for Boss Cha...we can't let this incident offend Boss Cha.
Although he had instigated Princess Anne first, Allen still felt that it was not safe, and he needed to add some more insurance for himself.
Huh... at this moment, Alan suddenly felt that he needed a new supporter.
A backer who is more trustworthy than Boss Cha, and who can intimidate Boss Cha, this person...
It seems that there is only that one.
Thinking of this, Alan glanced at Hutt.
Hut nodded firmly in the face of Alan's half-doubted and half-certain look.
Hut had not had much contact with Boss Cha, but he had heard a lot about him from the old count before. Hut only knew that Boss Cha was a very petty and conceited person, but he was very disciplined and generous in certain situations.
For example... in certain irresistible situations, he wouldn't care so much.
…
"Then I write a letter to the Queen?"
Alan murmured uncertainly.
If this matter had been authorized by the Queen, the effect would definitely have been different.
But how to say this?
You can't just ask the Queen directly, right?
Aunt Elizabeth, your son, my boss, Mr. Cha, is in love with an old woman you hate. Do you want me to do it for that old woman? Just write me a letter.
Tsk tsk…
Alan estimated that if he really dared to write this, regardless of whether the Queen would receive the letter, even if she did, she probably would not pay any attention to him.
Well... this matter needs further consideration.
Firstly, Ellen didn’t actually have the right to write directly to the Queen.
Although any ordinary citizen in the UK can write to the Queen, this is the official statement and it seems to be correct.
But Alan is not an ordinary citizen.
He was not qualified to write directly to the Queen.
Moreover, even if an ordinary person wrote a letter to the Queen, it would first be screened by the Queen's secretary to see if there was any poison on the envelope or in the letter, or whether the writer was trying to assassinate the Queen through other strange methods.
After making sure the envelope is safe, you still have to look at the contents of the letter. If it is a mess, there is no need to reply to the letter.
Every year, countless letters are written to the Queen from all over the world, but only a few are lucky enough to receive a reply from the Queen. It is even difficult to tell whether the reply is from the Queen's secretary or the Queen herself.
If Alan wanted to write to the Queen, he had to have a very good reason.
for example……
"Hey, Huth, do you think I can write a letter to Her Majesty on the occasion of Her Majesty's upcoming birthday?"
"!"
Hut's eyes lit up and he thought this excuse was feasible!
The ministers below can write a letter to the Queen on her birthday, and this excuse is indeed acceptable.
But, can the Queen see this letter?
That’s hard to say.
…
Alan quickly stood up and picked up the special letter paper from the bookshelf.
The letter paper had a golden pattern and an abstract Hill family crest engraved on it.
After taking out the pen and getting everything ready, Alan stared at the letter in a daze.
As the "Governor of Wales", I now have to "submit a memorial" to the Emperor in the Buckingham Palace in old London?
But how should this memorial be written?
Looking up, under Hut's expectant gaze, Allen asked somewhat embarrassedly: "Uh...how do I write a letter to His Majesty?"
"???"
Hut was also a little surprised by Alan's question.
But Huth was indeed stumped!
The old earl had never written a letter to the queen before, and Hut had never been exposed to anything like this. He had only read the letter of reprimand that the queen had written to the old earl.
Because the old earl beat Viscount Fox violently, the Queen wrote a letter to reprimand him and confined him to his home for a period of time.
And then nothing happened...
As for how to write to that person, you can't just start with "Hello, Her Majesty the Queen" like ordinary people do, right?
"Master...I don't know either."
"Why don't you check it out? Go to the library! I don't believe that my family hasn't written to them before. Go and look for the information and bring it to me!"
Alan glared. It didn't matter if he didn't know it, but Hut didn't know it. This gave him an excuse to get angry, and he signaled Hut to check it out quickly!
When Huth stood up and just walked to the door, Allen called Huth again and said, "Go check on the editor in the editorial department, the one called... Rowling, and see if she is there. If she is still there, ask her to come over."
"Yes, I understand, Master."
Hu Te nodded, turned around and closed the door.
…
The study fell into silence again.
Alan scratched his head as he looked at the blank letter paper.
In fact, he had a more ruthless trick, but he didn't dare to use it.
The main reason is that this move always gives him the feeling of using a cannon to kill a mosquito.
Moreover, this move requires too long to prepare and involves many other aspects. It is simply not something that can be rushed out with just a brain like his.
For example, in ancient China, if someone wanted to harm someone, generally speaking, besides spreading rumors, there were two other well-known ways, one of which was fortune-telling.
Theoretically, this thing is very popular in Britain. It's not that there is fortune-telling here, but many people in Britain are generally superstitious and they believe in metaphysics.
For example, things like horoscopes, tarot cards, and witchcraft all have a very large market.
However, in this regard, there are no celebrities nowadays, and it is impossible to have the same lethal effect as in ancient China, where a master would look at someone's face, touch their hand bones, and say that this child has the appearance of an emperor.
Apart from this method, the only thing left is auspiciousness.
For example, a stone tablet was dug up somewhere, and on it was recorded a certain name or a person's deeds, which was very similar to someone nowadays...
This is even more lethal.
This trick can also be used in the British Empire, but it is more difficult to use.
If this kind of thing is too old, it will not be convincing.
You can't just bury the stone tablet from last week and then dig it out, right?
When everyone saw the English on it, wow, the brand new stone tablet said Elizabeth died in Calami...
This is just a joke. Anyone with a discerning eye can tell that they are looking for trouble.
But if you want to get something older, in Britain, ancient English and modern English are not the same.
It would be fine if it was changed to China. No matter whether it is official script or small seal script, at least it has been passed down and future generations can recognize it.
But English...
If you take out an English record from seven or eight hundred years ago, no...even from five or six hundred years ago, and put it in Britain today, not many people would be able to recognize it, and many English words have evolved differently.
If this thing is not recorded in ancient English, it will seem unreal. If it is recorded in modern English, it will seem fake.
So... this move requires a lot of preparation!
After thinking it over, Alan decided to take advantage of the Queen's upcoming birthday and write a letter to the Queen to wish her a happy birthday. He should use more rigorous wording and add some of his own style.
What about happiness as vast as the Atlantic Ocean and longevity as vast as the Alps? First, apply it to the Queen, and then mention your own ideas in a slightly vague way at the end.
Well... this is the safest way at the moment.
…
“Boom boom boom…”
"Come in!"
Without even raising his head, Alan wrote down some beautiful flattering phrases that he was familiar with on the draft, then translated them directly from Chinese to English, and then embellished them a little.
Such words and phrases are not used by many people in the UK at present, so they will appear very high-end!
"Boss, you're looking for me?"
When Et heard the voice, he raised his head slightly and looked at Rowling. He was shocked. What's wrong with her red eyes?
…
"Sit down and tell me, what are you doing?"
Alan was a little confused as to what happened to Rowling. Was she being bullied?
This shouldn't be the case. In this castle, he is the only one who can bully others at will. How can anyone else be wronged for no reason?
“Wuwuwu…”
When Rowling heard Allen ask this, she felt very aggrieved and sobbed softly, her words were incomplete, making it seem like a black-hearted boss exploiting her employees.
Looking at Rowling, who was sitting in front of him with tears in her eyes, Alan pulled the bell and asked the servant on duty outside to bring some hot towels to wipe Rowling's eyes.
After she finished crying, Rowling shyly began to explain to Allen.
…
Didn’t Rowling finally write the first Harry Potter book some time ago?
She gained some money and fame.
It’s not that she didn’t have money before. Allen paid her a good salary, but people…
Mentality will change. Depending on the changes in a person's long-term living environment and the people he or she comes into contact with on a daily basis, the person will also change accordingly.
Allen is the best example. If you let him suffer now, you might as well kill him.
The same is true for Rowling. She went from a recent graduate to a member of the middle class today.
He drives his own car to work in the castle every day. With an identity card issued by the Earl's Palace, he is superior wherever he goes, especially in Wales.
Now she had money, and her colleagues were all social elites who graduated from prestigious universities. She came into contact with internationally renowned directors and big stars on a daily basis, as well as people from all walks of life in Wales who used to seem high and mighty to her, such as MPs, hospital leaders and the like.
With more knowledge and experience, Rowling's mentality changed.
As her mentality changed, she became more and more disdainful of the boyfriend she had known at school.
Her boyfriend used to be casual and free-spirited, but now she classifies him as a waste and a lack of ambition.
Her previous admiration and tolerance were also characterized by her as weakness, cowardice, and lack of independent thinking.
Anyway, I just don't like anything.
And then...the two of them couldn't get along in the long run. They were about to get married, but suddenly they fell into a cold war. They didn't even go on vacation together on Valentine's Day in February. After more than a month of cold war, Rowling formally proposed to break up a few days ago.
She feels that her current boyfriend is no longer worthy of her.
Although her boyfriend was very angry and knew where she worked, he didn't dare to come here to cause trouble for Rowling, and he didn't even dare to say a harsh word, which showed his impotent rage.
However, although they broke up for a few days, Rowling was suddenly sad today. She was not sad about their breakup, but because her boyfriend had found a new love in recent days.
This was a little hard for her to accept. In her opinion, it was a good thing that they broke up early, otherwise... she would have been the one who was cheated on.
…
"???"
Alan blinked. What kind of bullshit logic is this? You broke up and the other person found a new partner. Isn't this reasonable?
Can’t you find a new partner after breaking up?
But Rowling is one of us after all, so there's no need to argue with her over such a trivial matter.
"Humph... Falling in love will only affect your work. Why fall in love? Just focus on writing scripts and novels. Falling in love is a dead end. Writing novels is the right path. When you become more famous and make more money in the future, you can hire some male models. Wouldn't that be better than your ex-boyfriend?"
"ah?"
Rowling, who was originally crying, was a little confused when she heard Alan's consolation...
She's just a little too arrogant, but her personality isn't that open-minded. As for hiring a few male models in the future... that's exciting just to think about.
"Okay... I'll give you a task, you just..."
Alan touched his chin and suddenly his eyes lit up. Rowling's current mental state is pretty good and is more suitable for his task.
"You can write a few short essays with the mentality of a cheated person, describing how a woman cheated on a man, and how the man was humiliated, how he endured the humiliation, and how he shamelessly endured it. It's best to be more emotional, without too many specific events, but it must have a sense of picture. Do you understand?"
“…”
Rowling stared at Allen blankly, too busy to even cry. What kind of ridiculous requirement was this that her boss gave her? Not only did he not have to have specific events, but he also had to have a visual sense. Isn't this pure fabrication?
I have to describe more psychological activities to make people feel involved, and the key is to describe it from a man's perspective...
Isn’t this too embarrassing?
"Boss, I..."
Rowling was just about to say that this job was too difficult.
Who knew that Alan didn't give her a chance at all.
"Within half a month, you must write at least five short essays with a word count of less than 1,000 words, 500 or 600 words is fine, and they should be suitable for publication in newspapers. After you finish, you will be given a half-month vacation to go to Gambia and have fun. All your expenses will be reimbursed."
"Boss, I can definitely finish it!"
Rowling's words changed instantly when Allen announced the conditions for the reward. She had long heard that Gambia was a paradise for rich women. Although there seemed to be some sporadic complaints recently, the impression given by the past was already deeply rooted. Rowling also wanted to go and broaden her horizons to see if the little black stick was really as indestructible as the legend said.
"Okay, go ahead."
Alan waved his hand and let Rowling go down first.
To deal with Andrew, a short essay is essential, but Allen doesn't have the time to write this kind of thing himself, so this job is left to his screenwriters.
A female screenwriter who started out as a romance novelist is writing a short essay herself. Are you scared?!
…
When Allen was preparing for the battle with the mistress, it was mid-April in Shanghai, China.
A press conference with a high profile and lineup was officially held at 10 a.m.
There was a red banner hanging on the rostrum.
《Warmly celebrate the establishment of friendly city relations between Wales, Carmarthenshire and our city》
The first phase of Carmarthenshire's Shanghai-Shanghai investment plan is officially launched, and a special medical research group is established.