Chapter 50 Crisis Resolved? A New Crisis.
Before everyone had to wait long, the doctors at Brodhaven Hospital had already developed a plan to deal with this major public health event, drawing on their considerable experience.
After careful consideration, Batman and Superman decided to adopt Dr. Edward's suggestion of artificial rainmaking. This wouldn't require any government approval; Batman's advanced technology and Superman could solve the problem themselves.
Everyone was busy with this, and for a while, the person at the heart of the incident and her boyfriend were left with nothing to do.
Dick picked up the rabbit and gave it a big kiss.
The rabbit struggled to kick in Dick's arms, but it couldn't escape the tragic fate of being pressed into his large pectoral muscles. Dick lowered his head and bit the rabbit's ear again.
Ignoring Allen's disapproving look, Dick calmly said, "What's wrong? Is there a problem? This is my way of expressing affection and gratitude. You're just too cute right now, aren't you?"
Dick forced the word "thank you" out through clenched teeth, and Alan the rabbit couldn't help but shudder, knowing he was in the wrong and not retaliating.
Dick took the opportunity to grope the rabbit, not even sparing its short tail.
Allen tried to struggle several times, but after seeing Dick's eyes, he forcefully suppressed the urge to kick Dick's face.
He was rubbing himself from head to toe with utter despair, his hairy face pressed against Dick's chest muscles, his red eyes filled with helplessness.
The reddish-brown panda shuffled back two steps on its chubby legs, a look of terror on its brown face streaked with white fur. Even the clever fur on the tips of its ears twitched, and its tiny, beady eyes seemed to say, "I know I'm cute too, but don't come any closer!"
Dick: ...
Jason was away from Gotham for a while and only recently returned from space.
Upon his return, he was incredibly unlucky to encounter a global mutation. Caught off guard, he inhaled spores and, unfortunately, transformed into a fat raccoon. He could still speak, but he didn't know why he was a raccoon. Honestly, he desperately wanted the advanced plant-based mutation of Dr. Edward or Dr. Peterson. The two doctors looked remarkably like Groot, whom he'd met during a space voyage—abundant branches, full of functions—the ideal mutation path for Red Hood.
His strong, powerful branches are perfect for fighting; his body, which can extend and grow branches at will, is a perfect fit for his arsenal. If he had a large number of branches, he wouldn't have to worry about being limited to dual pistols in future group battles. He could wield a hundred guns by himself, a one-man army.
The fully insured semi-trailer panda, drooling over the doctors' mutations, pushed the tires forward.
Now he can only do some logistical work such as removing and changing tires.
Dick couldn't help but tease, "Big Red, if you had used this look to steal Batman's tires back then, I guarantee he would have personally taken the rest off and given them to you!"
If a little panda steals a few of your tires, is that considered stealing? That's just showing respect for your tires.
The chubby bear is so adorable that even Damian can speak to Jason in a soft voice.
Jason's tone remained as bad as ever.
Damian tolerated it because of his face and fur.
Jason touched the domino mask on his face, trying to check the batarang that was about to take off with his little paws. Hearing this, he turned around and glared at Dick: "Get away from me! If you dare to kiss me, I'll kill you! I don't have Dr. Osborn's good temper!"
Today is the first time Jason has met Dr. Osborn. He had never seen him in person before, only the rabbit version.
In Jason's eyes, Dr. Osborn should be a kind-hearted, helpful, and gentle person who could tolerate the perverted Dick. When he turned into a human, he would definitely be the kind of person who is gentle and harmless, speaks politely, and is particularly easy to bully, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to be held in Dick's arms and ravaged without resisting.
Dick: ...
I kissed Allen because he's my boyfriend; I'm not so perverted as to kiss every furry creature I see.
Also, since you're a furry person, you shouldn't eat spicy hot dogs. They're too salty and can cause your fur to fall out, you know?
Jason tightened the screws, then cautiously pulled Allen Rabbit aside and whispered, "You should stay away from him. Don't you think he's weird? Maybe he's mutated too, except that other people mutate physically, but he mutated his brain."
Allen: "...Thanks for the reminder, I'll be careful."
Its tone was very sincere, and with the rabbit's pure red eyes, it looked completely harmless.
Jason suddenly realized that his previous stereotypes about Dr. Osborn were correct. He turned around and glared at Dick warningly, scratching his neck with his little paw, as if to warn Fury, who was taking advantage of the doctor's good temper, to have some self-control and watch out for his gun.
Dick: "..."
Poor Jason, he still doesn't know that Dick has already come out as gay.
So should we remind him?
Red Robin, who was watching, shook his head and decided to continue being a silent coffee tree.
It wasn't until Osborne's butler, Bernard, came over, greeted him warmly, and politely asked, "Dear Mr. Red Robin, is there something I could trouble you with? I'd like to ask you to lend me an item."
Tim blinked and replied just as politely, "You're too kind. What do you need?"
"These are your coffee beans... Mr. Batman requested coffee, but we're out of beans here, and going out to buy some isn't really feasible, so..."
Tim: ...
He turned his head to look at Bruce with a blank expression.
Okay, I'll help you analyze the data; you're eyeing my coffee beans.
Bruce: ...
He overlooked this fact and, too naturally, mistook Bernard for Alfred because of the similarity.
Mr. Bernard was clearly a very competent butler, who would do everything he could to resolve the guests’ requests and was very good at coming up with unexpected ideas.
The old butler looked at Red Robin apologetically: "I just don't know if this is appropriate. Will these fruits... have any effect on you? I thought they were the result of mutation. Please forgive me if I have offended you..."
Constantine's eyes lit up: "Give me one too, I've been wanting to try it for ages!"
The doctors in the lab, having heard out of the blue that there was coffee to drink, also came out one after another.
Dr. Edward happily wove a wreath from above his head and hung it on Tim's head, wishing him a bountiful harvest.
Red Robin sat there for a moment, thinking, then took advantage of the 6-meter-tall tree, leaped off the chair, and strode over Bruce's head, making a quick getaway.
Allen looked at the messy laboratory, and even his long ears twitched involuntarily.
The atmosphere in the laboratory became cheerful.
The doctors happily draped the successfully developed volatile vaccine over Tim's neck, making him the first to resolve the global crisis. Tim smiled helplessly and first sprayed it around the doctors.
So the doctors, the hooded panda, and Little Red Coffee Tree at the experimental base all returned to normal. The vaccine was very effective, which proved that Allen's research direction had been correct all along, enabling them to develop a more potent and volatile vaccine in just one day. The next step is to improve the vaccine to have a certain degree of infectivity, and it would be even better if it could be transmitted through air, saliva, and droplets.
Everyone then went to thank the excellent Dr. Osborn, only to discover that Allen was the only one among them who had not recovered to normal.
As expected, Allen had told everyone from the beginning that his situation was rather special.
Dr. Peterson stroked his chin and analyzed, "Hmm...it's probably because Dr. Osborn's current body is that of a rabbit. There's nothing we can do about it."
Red Hood, who had finally regained his muscular physique, eight-pack abs, and massive pectoral muscles, was about to pick up the rabbit from the ground when Dick beat him to it: "Sorry, Red, you can't pick up Allen."
The emergency room staff all looked on with gossipy eyes, while Elina and Dr. Mark from the pathology department could no longer hide their jealousy.
However, everyone was still happy for Dr. Osborne.
Ms. Goodman, in particular, seemed to be on the verge of tears, moved by the sight of her son's wedding.
Jason stared intently at Dick as he carefully placed the rabbit on his head, then finally seemed to ponder, "You...you and Dr. Osborn?"
“We’re getting married next month, would you like to come?” Dick asked with a bright smile.
Dr. Osborne's colleagues cheered, while Nurse Maggie protested loudly, strongly urging Dr. Osborne to marry and have children later in life, not to be fooled by men's words, and to continue to observe for another ten years before committing to a relationship.
Allen: ...
He turned around and plopped down on Dick's head, his short, wagging tail constantly brushing against Dick's forehead.
Dick: "The specific dates will be written on the invitations by Alan and me... Oh, the location... Actually, Alan is thinking of going to the beaches of Hawaii, and I've considered New York..."
Before he could finish speaking, Dick was attacked from behind by Matthew.
Daredevil's cane tip pierced Dick's back. The old father, with a threatening look on his face, pulled Allen off Dick's head and snarled through gritted teeth, "You're dreaming!"
Batman coughed lightly, twisting Matthew's meaning: "Dick, actually Daredevil and I agree. I also think Hawaii is a bit far, and Gotham has some scenic spots that would be a better choice."
Superman gave a nostalgic smile: "I have experience with wedding procedures. Let me know if you need any help!"
Then the two immediately felt Daredevil exuding an even colder aura, which must have been just as terrifying when he faced Kingpin!
Everyone couldn't help but smile knowingly, especially after seeing the good news transmitted back from the camera on the Batplane.
The outside environment began to turn from danger to safety, and those people who had been mutated into strange species gradually returned to normal. A group of bat-like machines efficiently hovered over the entire Bruderhaven, searching for any monsters that had not yet been allocated a vaccine. Even if they saw a tree by the roadside, they would prick it with a needle.
However, Tim, who had just been all smiles, suddenly ran back to the lab with a serious expression: "B, has the satellite signal returned to normal? The radar system detected an unidentified flying object!"
At the same time, the bat computer issued a warning: "Unidentified flying object is approaching 15 miles away. Warning! Warning! Special electromagnetic pulse detected!"
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