[Oh no, it's really getting to the point where Xiao Ge is becoming popular. Even the haters' rhetoric is getting ridiculously idiotic. I guess this is a successful case of cultivating a fanbase.]
[A certain fan group is really taking precautions, haha. Their acting in "Shining Star" was completely outshone. We didn't even dare to laugh at you, but you guys are mocking them. 666 likes! Looks like I'll have to help promote your吐槽 videos again. You're welcome.]
Xiao He ate while reading these comments, and he was absolutely laughing at these netizens.
After taking a few bites, Liu Rulan pushed the "soy milk" with a straw next to her: "Don't just eat, drink this too."
"Okay, thank you."
Xiao He was caught off guard and casually picked it up and took a sip.
"puff--"
He spat out everything in his mouth.
"vomit--"
No longer caring about the "soy milk" that was spraying out, the disgusting smell, like foot bath water that had been sitting for decades, mixed with the old man's skin and the stench of fermentation, directly ripped open Xiao He's skull. Then, it swirled the prepared swill around in Xiao He's mouth and punched his tongue hard.
"Water, water—"
Xiao He struggled to pull out the water glass next to him, while Liu Rulan and Xiao Chen burst into laughter: "Hahaha—"
Xiao He: "..."
Xiao He didn't even have the strength to curse. He first drank several mouthfuls of water to get rid of the taste in his mouth, then stuffed a small steamed bun into his mouth to suppress the nausea in his throat. Finally, with trembling hands, he pointed at the two culprits—
"You, you all—"
Liu Rulan wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes and smiled happily: "Surprise! Didn't you say you'd never been to Beijing before and wanted to try some of the city's local delicacies? Well, I had Xiao Chen go and buy some for you first thing this morning. I even had him go to an old alley to buy it. It's absolutely authentic, absolutely original-flavored douzhi (fermented mung bean juice). How about it? Isn't it amazing?"
Xiao He gritted his teeth: "You bunch of bastards!"
He was truly impressed!
Xiao Chen couldn't stop laughing, and didn't forget to take credit for herself: "Brother Xiao, I even did some research, and this place is the most authentic!"
Sure enough, people don't get tired when they do bad things.
Xiao He: "...Hey, you've turned against the Heavenly Gang, and you still have the nerve to be so smug? Come here, come here!"
Then Xiao He grabbed Xiao Chen, who was about to run away, and forced him to sit on the sofa, smiling "kindly": "My dear Xiao Chen, since you went to so much trouble to buy this soy milk, you should definitely have a few sips and try it, right? Otherwise, it would be such a waste~"
Xiao Chen's expression immediately changed drastically: "Ah, ah, I don't need it—"
He looked at Liu Rulan beside him: "Sister Liu, save me!"
Liu Rulan spread her hands innocently.
"Don't worry, she'll get some too after you finish yours!"
Xiao He sneered as he poured the soy milk into paper cups next to him, then forcefully shoved one into Xiao Chen's hand: "Drink!"
Xiao Chen trembled and looked at Liu Rulan, trying to form a united front, but to her surprise, Liu Rulan calmly picked up a cup, leisurely blew on it, and then took a sip without changing her expression.
Xiao Chen: ?
Xiao He: ?
"It's nothing special." Liu Rulan shrugged, looking at the two of them with disdain. "You can't even drink this?"
Xiao He: ...As expected, Sister Liu is the strongest, no doubt about it.
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