"Now it seems—"
Officer Zhang shook his head calmly, looking at Li with an expression that suggested he was hopeless: "Comrade Li, you still need to practice!"
Officer Li scratched his head somewhat awkwardly: "Ah? Oh, I see! I understand!"
He then looked at Officer Zhang with admiration: "You truly are my mentor! Your ability to judge people is amazing! I will definitely continue to learn from you!"
"Ahem, go, go contact Lao Lü and have them match the stolen goods they handed over with the lost items we reported here. Then you can contact the owners one by one."
"Alright, Master!"
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Returning to the film set in high spirits, Xiao He realized that he had accidentally made it to the trending topics again.
"Stand there, don't move—"
Pu Rong held up his phone, pointing it at Xiao He. His gaze darted quickly between the phone screen and Xiao He, and as he looked at the photo, where the person in front of him was dressed exactly the same, a complex emotion gradually spread across his face.
"This T-shirt, I remember you just bought it a few days ago, right?"
"And these pants, you asked me for the link again."
"I can't even be bothered to comment on these shoes. The same sneakers were trending on social media last time!"
"Okay, the only progress is that you're not carrying that lousy bag anymore."
"well--"
Pu Rong put down his phone, looked at the person in front of him, his face full of vicissitudes: "Brother Xiao, can you tell me why you always manage to make it to the top of the trending searches from such a unique angle?"
Xiao He: "Huh?"
He took out his phone and glanced at it, then didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
[A cross-dressing man appears at the scene of a fan fight! It turns out he is—]
[Fans fighting? A swift arrest ensues!]
Uh... what a catchy title!
Similar to the last time, Xiao He was implicated in Xu Youyou's love affair and became one of the victims. This time, a fight between fans affected Xiao He, and a video clip of him catching a cross-dressing thief at the scene also made it to the top of the trending searches.
Xiao He was speechless.
Seriously, is it really that easy to get on the trending topics list these days? How can you just get on it like that?
Most importantly, this is a real-time trending topic, and the comment section is very lively, with everyone laughing.
[Haha, this is hilarious! I didn't expect it to be so funny before I opened this trending topic.]
Am I the only one curious about what this cross-dressing man looks like? Did anyone take any photos of him? I'm really curious about what he looks like.
[Seeking photos of cross-dressing men~ Payment offered!]
[This thief doesn't have any, can I use my own women's clothing?]
【?】
I was there, but I didn't take any photos. To be honest, that thief had an incredibly charismatic presence; he was the kind of person who would make me turn my head even when I was walking down the street. I can only say he was truly impressive, with a certain professionalism about him.
Am I the only one who thinks this guy catching the thief looks familiar? That familiar outfit, that familiar hat and mask…
Seeing the netizens who were slow to realize what was happening, Xiao He broke out in a cold sweat.
He lowered his head, looking at the clothes and pants he had just changed after the last exposure, and then looked up with a touch of melancholy.
Okay, barring any unforeseen circumstances, he's about to ruin another set of clothes.
No, who understands! He just likes to wear the same few outfits interchangeably, a must-have for lazy people. Buying clothes doesn't require any thought. In the end, you sharp-eyed netizens ruined half of his wardrobe. He's so angry!!!
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