Chapter 19: You wore it too? When the cat was a raccoon.
Although Chaomu was quite dissatisfied with the appearance of the cat girl state, thinking it was just a cheesy two-dimensional design with no highlights, but considering the cat girl outfit's bonus points to agility and housekeeping skills, she really couldn't think of it as a debuff.
...After all, the attribute bonus is really good.
The player, who had temporarily teleported to the Metropolitan Police Department and cleaned all the trash cans in half an hour, thought contentedly, thanks to the buff of agility and housekeeping that doubled the speed of garbage collection.
The cleaning tools that come with it, such as brooms, are all purple-quality weapons, much more useful than that broken gun... It would be even better if you could ride it and fly.
Your appearance is full of flaws, but your high attribute bonus makes up for it. This is probably a common problem of game planning, selling strong appearance separately.
Even her dissatisfaction with the appearance disappeared when she lifted up her skirt and saw the leggings when she tried to change it - a cool design in yellow, green and black, with a blond man's face painted on the black part in the middle, which made people feel like he deserved a beating. The character looked like the face of the final villain in the previous game "Egypt Tour Group" she had played.
What's the villain's name? It seems to be A-Diao. Can he actually make that expression? Lifting up his skirt reveals a devilishly proud thumbs-up sign: "ko no DIO da."
The players who, in other games, would put the pendant gourd on the largest suit with only their legs exposed were satisfied. They walked out of the door in their small leather shoes, lowered their skirts, and planned to try out what the buff of the virgin special attack was.
Today was the weekend, and when she went out, she happened to see the door of the Fushiguro family's house open. The cute little girl named Tsumiki was holding her brother's hand, and when she saw her, she greeted her obediently: "Good morning, Sister Asami!"
Megumi Fushiguro followed her sister and when she saw her outfit today, her eyes widened for a moment and her gaze couldn't help but focus on her tail, like a black cat chasing a cat toy.
"Good morning, meow." Chaomu said calmly. When he noticed the strange oral habit, he instinctively covered his mouth and clicked his tongue with a little disgust.
The children looked at her outfit with great curiosity. Tsu Miki looked up and said, "Sister, are you playing that... cosplay today? What character is this? So cute!"
"...well, meow," the player thought it was perfectly normal to wear anything on the street. He felt a slight sense of shame when asked by an NPC, but his playful nature quickly overwhelmed him, and he said seriously, "I'm cosplaying 'Meow Meow Mimi - the magical cat maid who cleanses evil.' I'm on my way to cleanse evil and strike for justice, meow."
Fushiguro Megumi: “…………”
He closed his eyes for a moment, recalling the words she'd said that night when she'd climbed through the window to his house: "The Supreme, Invincible Trash King Coon." He swallowed back the rant that was about to come out: "Is there really such a character that's embarrassing to even mention? And that meow, ...
Tsu Miki simply thought the clothes were beautiful and the cats were adorable. With sparkling eyes, she circled around her and said, "It's the meowth that represents justice! So cool! I want to cosplay this when I grow up!"
Hearing this, Chaomu became serious.
She bent down, patted Tsumiki's head, and spoke earnestly, "The so-called evil-clearing maid is ultimately a product of the adult world's awful gaze. Some awful adults just want to see powerful pretty girls pretending to be weak in maid outfits to satisfy their own perverted tastes, meow—don't give in to such aesthetic tastes, Tsumiki, meow! Wearing 10cm stilettos won't make it easy to fight, meow!"
Tsu Miki was still young and didn't quite understand what was said, but she grasped the core idea and looked worried. "So was Sister Chaomu also forced to dress like this? Wouldn't it be very uncomfortable for her..."
"It's uncomfortable, but adults always have to do things they don't want to do for money and a living," Chaomu said solemnly. "There's no such thing as easy in the adult world... Compared to mentally being a dog licking your boss's shoes, occasionally wearing a maid outfit isn't that uncomfortable."
Fushiguro Megumi: “……?”
Just now, the conversation was all about magical girls, but why did it suddenly veer into such a serious topic? And is it really okay to talk about such realistic topics with a child? This is a lot like his jerk dad...
He had just thought about his bastard father when he saw a tall, black-haired man yawning and following behind the two children like a ghost, holding the cartoon handbag prepared by his daughter, and turned around to lock the door.
"Meowing at the door so early in the morning... Which female cat ran to the door to make trouble..." He turned his head wearily, and when he saw Chaomu, his voice subtly caught in his throat, "...Huh?"
"...Ah." Chaomu's eyes met his, and suddenly a series of titles with a strong presence flashed through his mind - "What should I do if I meet my ex-husband when I go out wearing a maid outfit?"
But it didn't matter. She had no specific memories of interacting with this man who was suspected to be her ex-husband. She raised her hand and clenched her fist to her cheek without any burden, and meowed professionally: "Good morning, meow, Shener-kun."
Fushiguro Shiji: "..."
He blinked, as if he had suffered a serious shock. His pupils slowly dilated and fixed on the player, as if he had seen some kind of evil spirit.
From this angle, his originally unruly features took on a dull look. But soon, that look shifted to one of gloating, his face practically spelling out, "You deserve this day."
"Isn't this... The Invincible Coon?" He stretched out his tone, the ending tone rising. "I haven't seen you for a few days. What kind of poisonous mushroom did you eat to become like this?"
His words seemed quite meaningful. His golden pupils narrowed slightly and his tail swung downwards twice in displeasure.
But this guy actually knew about the effects of something that looked like mushrooms... When he showed up uninvited that day, he also said, "Don't try to fool me with cilantro and mushrooms." Could he be...
"Have you eaten meow too?" She blinked, took a step forward, and stared at him curiously. "You even know this effect...you can't be..."
Tian Yu Tyrant, who hadn't flinched even when facing the Six Eyes, took a half step back, his gaze shifting for a moment. The next second, he regained his composure and said lazily, "If thinking this way gives you a little false self-comfort, then so be it."
That means there are some - and most of them are the same style.
Chaomu imagined him wearing a maid outfit with cat ears and a cat tail, and couldn't help but smile.
"Father," she tugged at his vest strap, forcing him to lower his head, and threatened seriously, "You don't want your children to know that you wear a maid outfit, meow?"
Megumi Fushiguro, who heard everything, covered her sister's ears expressionlessly, turned her back to her and pretended that she hadn't heard the adults' terrible conversation.
"So what if they know? The kids should understand how hard it is for their dad to make money." Shen'er's surprise only lasted two seconds. He tutted and said confidently, "We need to let them know that their dad works hard to wear a maid outfit to make money. Then they won't complain about their dad drinking and not taking them out to play all day."
Fushiguro Megumi: “…”
...appeared, with exactly the same speech - in a sense, these two people really are birds of a feather.
Chaomu couldn't bear to look at this scumbag father. She felt that she was on the side of justice and spitted at his bad example: "You are really hopeless."
Fushiguro Shiji remained silent, his gaze fixed on her. He glanced at her tail thoughtfully, his eyebrows slightly raised.
The look was quite malicious. Chaomu became alert and protected his tail with both hands: "What do you want to do?"
"Nothing," he said casually, curling his lips, "I just feel that this look suits you..."
As soon as he opened his mouth, Chaomu knew he wouldn't say anything nice. Sure enough, Shen'er continued, "...the sight of him running away with his tail between his legs would be adorable."
The black cat ears on the short-haired girl's head were tilted back and her tail was standing up.
"Although you're probably not a virgin anymore..." She raised the broom in her hand expressionlessly, "But after all, you should still give it a try, meow."
Take her fatal chicken-beating move!
The lovely broom handle aimed sharply, sweeping down three paths. Even powerful men like Tian and Tyrant didn't dare take it head-on, jumping back to avoid it.
Shen Er dodged her attack with ease, and when he turned sideways, he even reached out and rubbed her head: "That's enough, I still have to take the kids to the amusement park - you should know that you can't beat me now."
"I don't know why you're so weak now... but the control of that strange contract seems to have disappeared." He pinched the sensitive cat ears with his palm, then squeezed them twice. His other hand firmly grasped her wrist. His eyes swept over her cold face, and the corners of his lips curled up slightly. "You're still quite strong, but your combat skills are completely different from before... Didn't you learn from the world's number one killer? Didn't your muscle memory disappear completely after losing your memory?"
Who is the world's number one killer... The system also sent her the old man in the ring.
The player, who hadn't drawn any actual combat skills or completed any combat side quests so far, snorted with a sour face, slammed his heel down on his foot, struggled free with great force, and poked his chest muscle with the broom handle. "Take your child with you, and mind your own business, meow."
Things change over time. If he falls into her hands in the future, she will make him perform a striptease in a cat maid costume.
The author has something to say:
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Shen Er, who was bullied in the previous copy: Yo, isn't this a raccoon? Why is he so lame now? (I didn't expect it to be a closed loop. Now I have to pay for it myself if I jump over it)
The DIO boxer briefs are back for a limited time (I have to say that style is super classic, you can still find it on Taobao). My personal favorite is the one with the "ko no dio da" face, it's really a classic (repeat)
When I was writing silly short stories before, I also wrote about Aqiang Meibao Ahua. The atmosphere was just right for her to lift her skirt and look directly at DIO's face...
Ah Hua: Let me kiss you... Ugh——
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