Chapter 37: Be prepared for danger in times of peace
◎You are a wild boar that cannot tolerate fine bran. You deserve to be single.◎
For two people who adhere to principles, this statement can only remain on the surface.
In other words, accompanying Mu Chui was just accompanying Mu Chui. The two of them lay at either end of the two-meter-wide bed, with the Chu River and Han River seemingly lying in the middle.
It was just a moment, and Zhong Jiajing was going to wait for him to fall asleep and then slip away to sleep. After all, it wouldn't be difficult for a man with a regular schedule like him to fall asleep.
She originally wanted to turn off all the lights to provide him with a good sleeping environment, and then happily browse her phone in the dark. After all, she has been doing this since she was a child, and she quite enjoys it. There is a sense of peace and tranquility in troubled times.
But Ji Nan refused, "No, just turn on the bedside lamp on your side and have fun."
These words were still kind and caring, but Ji Nan's mouth was obviously not satisfied with them.
"Can you touch-type? I'm afraid you're blind." He added, eyes closed. "How will you face that crying computer at the company? If you can't bring benefits to the capitalists, you'll be laid off, right? The market is tough right now."
Whether you listen with your eyes open or closed, these words sound like a mockery.
Zhong Jiajing turned on the light and lay down. She stretched out her leg and kicked him, her tone particularly resentful. "Can't you just hope for me to be well?"
"I'm just prepared for danger in times of peace." He answered calmly.
"..." What should I say? Praise you for your high level of ideological awareness? Zhong Jiajing was a little dumbfounded.
She didn't want to argue with him anymore, so she angrily urged him to shut up and go to sleep, and then she lay down happily and played with her cell phone.
I spent half an hour on each of the two social apps, and the time just skipped midnight.
Except for the area illuminated by the dim light above the head, the rest of the room was shrouded in blurry and dim night, including the handsome man far away on the other side of the bed.
Ji Nan's sleeping posture was very well-behaved. Even after an hour, he was still lying flat on his back with his hands folded on his belly. Even his breathing was even and rhythmic.
Even when he doesn't speak, he is still a perfect man.
Zhong Jiajing was very sure that he was asleep, but as cautious as she was, she still planned to put down her phone to check before leaving.
She climbed across the gap between them. Because the environment was not bright enough, she had to move her face to a height of about twenty centimeters from him to look at him.
Suddenly, a pair of big, bright eyes opened.
Zhong Jiajing was so scared that she lost her soul. She had only seen this scene once or twice in horror movies, and she had even only seen the fur through her fingers. This was much scarier than the movies.
Her voice was lost in extreme fear, the uneven quilt tripped her feet, she opened her mouth and screamed silently, then fell down on his arms.
Ji Nan groaned, sounding very painful.
"I just don't want to sleep. You don't have to punish me with such torture, right? If you're really unhappy, you might as well chop me off directly."
Hearing the familiar voice, Zhong Jiajing finally calmed down.
Her heart was beating like thunder, comparable to the extreme speed when Ye Yaying dragged her to bungee jumping two years ago.
The abnormal heartbeat took a long time to calm down. Zhong Jiajing exhaled and complained in a tearful voice, "Your uncle, you almost scared me to death!"
Ji Nan's forearm was pinched and he couldn't move at all. It took a long time for his forearm to gradually regain consciousness.
He slowed down, then sat up and stared into Zhong Jiajing's eyes, whispering, "I thought it was sleep paralysis."
The rustling of footsteps, the sudden compaction of the quilt, the oppressive feeling of a figure from above, the held breath, and the brush of hair against my face...
No matter which point there was something strange hidden in it, the moment he opened his eyes, he had already made a brave decision after careful consideration and was ready to fight to the death.
Ji Nan had not fallen asleep completely just yet, and his consciousness was already between hazy and clear. He had a strange feeling as if his soul was floating out of his body.
Coupled with the stimulation of Zhong Jiajing's actions, he was almost taken away by the King of Hell overnight.
Both of them were scared to death, so don’t talk about the eldest brother, let alone the second brother.
Zhong Jiajing was silent for a long time, then asked, "You didn't fall asleep because I left the light on, did you?"
"That's not the case," Ji Nan shook his head. "For over twenty years, the only people of the opposite sex who have slept in my bed are Duoduo and you. It's true that I'm a little uncomfortable with this."
Duoduo even took advantage of Ji Nan's illness and weakness to sneak into his bed to sleep, which is obviously different from the current situation.
"You are a wild boar that cannot tolerate fine bran. You deserve to be single." The female ghost Zhong Jiajing mocked him.
"Okay, I, the goddess Guanyin, will show mercy and return this lonely environment to you."
It's not a good idea to stay with a man for too long in the middle of the night. Besides, she had to go back to sleep after thinking about it, so she jumped out of bed quickly, put on her slippers and ran out.
As one of the highly qualified people, Zhong Jiajing didn't even bother to turn off the bedside lamp when she left, showing the style of a great country.
"Bang!" The girl who was running wildly in the dark night bumped into a tough guy.
Ji Nan guessed that she had bumped into the door railing. Just as he was about to say hello, he saw Zhong Jiajing closing the door and running away without saying a word. Her will was really strong.
He thought that if he was sent to the battlefield to kill the enemy, he would probably be a hero.
Ji Nan lay back on the bed and closed his eyes, the pleasant smell of the girl still filling his nostrils.
His heart was in turmoil. Even though he could lie down freely, he still couldn't fall asleep, especially when his face was turned to the right side where Zhong Jiajing had slept. The lingering smell was even stronger.
After a long time, sleepiness still did not come. Ji Nan, who never suffered from insomnia, lost his sleep that night.
He thought about it and felt that it was not a good idea. After all, he would need to sleep in the same bed with Zhong Jiajing for the rest of his life, and this was definitely not a solution.
As a last resort, he set his target on Duoduo, the only woman in the living room.
Dongdong was the only one awake in the early morning. Ji Nan stared into its eyes, which were glowing with a faint green light, and said seriously, "I'm sorry, you were born with the wrong gender. I don't need your help today."
Yes, he needs to find someone of the opposite sex to get used to the feeling of living in the same room with him, otherwise he will still be a wild boar that can only eat bran.
He reached out and rubbed the soft fur on Duoduo's neck, which was its most sensitive part, but the puppy did not move, obviously having fallen asleep.
Ji Nan reached out and picked up the "little" dog, which weighed over 60 kilograms, along with its nest, and carefully placed it on the blanket-covered floor at the foot of the bed.
He leaned in and sniffed Duoduo's fur, smelling the monotonous scent of pet shampoo.
"There are differences between humans and dogs, but she does look like a puppy. Is this an effective method?" he muttered to himself.
At the same time, Zhong Jiajing, who put down her mobile phone and prepared to fall asleep, sneezed violently.
"Who is scolding me!" she muttered, turned over and fell asleep.
The door of Ji Nan's room is always locked from the inside, so the puppies' way of waking him up every day is to knock on the door and disturb him.
But now it’s different, they have found a better choice - Zhong Jiajing who never locks the door.
Of course, a big part of it is that she enjoys the sweet wake-up call from the dog alarm clock and feels an urgency to work willingly.
When Zhong Heiya woke up, there was only a cat with half-closed eyes beside him. It knew that today was the time to show itself, so it walked to Zhong Jiajing's door with a proud and confident look.
When it tried to press the door handle again and again but failed, Dongdong, who couldn't bear it any longer, jumped up, pulled down the door handle neatly, and gave Hei Ya a proud look.
This look seems to be saying: Do I have to do this myself for such a small matter?
The kitten's movements were naturally lighter and more agile than those of the puppy. Zhong Heiya was obviously stunned, with amazement in his eyes.
Dongdong glanced at it coldly, then leaped over and kicked Zhong Jiajing's buttocks hidden under the quilt accurately.
When Zhong Jiajing woke up unhappily, rubbing her butt, her eyes met the clear-eyed and stupid little black dog beside the bed.
Well, he doesn’t look like the culprit, but more like himself when he was still in college.
Zhong Jiajing firmly believes that the six months of office life have tempered her into a strong and intelligent woman with steel-like strength. She has been reborn and is no longer naive.
There is only one person in this family who has a grudge against her, so there is only one truth: the murderer of the buttocks killer is Dongdong!
"Alright, you've been waiting for revenge on me for so long, kid?" Zhong Jiajing said seriously, holding the kitten's paw. "Then we're even today. From now on, you have to behave like a cat, or I'll send you to a cat correctional facility to mend your ways!"
Despite the threats, she still relented and opened another can for it because the kitten meowed cutely at her...
She stared at the two kids while eating breakfast for a while, and suddenly remembered that there was still a semi-trailer truck missing in the parking space.
After looking around without any results, Dongdong meowed twice towards Ji Nan's room, pointing her in the direction, and also as a response to Zhong Jiajing's previous goodwill.
Zhong Jiajing picked up the kitten and kissed it fiercely, "My dear, my baby, my wallet is full. I can't live without you. You have to say good things about me next time."
Not understanding what she was saying, Dongdong stared at her inexplicably. After enduring for a long time, he still couldn't stand this nonsensical love, so he broke free mercilessly.
Zhong Jiajing didn't care. After all, her priority was to walk the dog. Even if today was her last day, she still had to complete her move-in mission, right? After all, she was a responsible member of society, and she had to contribute to the development of the world.
For the first time, Ji Nan's door was not locked, and Zhong Jiajing easily opened it with a light push.
The man was still fast asleep. Although Duoduo was awake, she just lay obediently at his feet. She was nothing like the hypocritical little dog that usually made trouble for her like that.
"Come on, come on, let's eat quickly and go out for a walk." She gently pulled the dog's front legs.
Duoduo licked her hand, then obediently stood up and walked out.
The Mount Tai on his feet was suddenly removed by Yugong, and Ji Nan, who was unable to adapt, woke up instantly.
Zhong Jiajing stared at his dark circles, swallowed, and said, "Your smoky makeup is quite impressive. I think I'll need to learn from you about my makeup next time I go clubbing."
Ji Nan rubbed his hair, his voice dry and hoarse, "Oh, are you popular with this natural, skin-friendly and clear feeling now?"
"You understand all this?" Zhong Jiajing was a little surprised.
"What else? Do you think I'm some antique from the last century?" He said quietly, "But I really could be. I don't even know that you're staying up all night just to achieve this look."
He raised his phone's front-facing camera and took a look. "If I were to play a zombie, I should be able to act like myself."
"Is it really that important? I'll just stay for a while, and you can't sleep all night?" Zhong Jiajing asked, staring at his pale face.
"I really want to say that it's not the case, but the fact is that I just can't fall asleep." Ji Nan muttered, "I clearly moved Duoduo here to practice, but your smell is still in my nose."
"You said I smell like a dog?"
“After smelling it for a long time, I did feel a little dazed.
"Kill! Must kill!" Zhong Jiajing angrily pushed the man down on the bed, "I'll give you a full desensitization treatment, okay?"
The author has something to say:
The following is a short interview segment!!!
Water stachys: Please use a flavor of mooncake to describe each other!
Zhong Jiajing: Let’s have the runny custard.
Water stachys: Such a sweet choice?
Zhong Jiajing: Can you please not dwell on this superficiality? Let's think deeper. For example, if you bite him, who would have thought he would spit out so much? He'd want to gag you.
Water sesame: Haha, our boss Ji is quite eloquent.
Ji Nan snorted coldly: "Then the five-kernel description is the most appropriate. I saw that the ingredients list contains almonds, peach kernels, sesame kernels and so on. It looks quite healthy, but when you eat it, it has a strange mixture of flavors."
Zhong Jiajing was furious: "What do you mean? Don't touch me if you're bored!"
Ji Nan was silent for a moment: Please don’t attack the lattice of my favorite five-nut mooncake, that’s my favorite flavor. Do you think you can enjoy such a rich taste by eating any mooncake at once?
There must be something else behind her words!!! Zhong Jiajing raised her hand and elbowed him.
Um, happy Mid-Autumn Festival everyone!!! The water lily that was nearly accidentally injured needs to avoid the battlefield first!
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