Chapter 45
Until the weekend, Fang Chen was extremely nervous, often mumbling to himself.
Sis wanted to hear what he said, but as soon as he got closer, Fang Chen immediately shut his mouth and looked at the man warily.
Until one day when the lamb was brushing his teeth, he walked in without noticing and finally heard him mumbling something.
"Hello, uncle and auntie. My name is Fang Chen. I'm a freshman at MK. I'm twenty years old..."
It turned out that he was reciting his self-introduction.
Xisi was amused by him and wanted to laugh. He touched Fang Chen's hair from behind and said, "Don't be so nervous, baby."
The lamb held the toothbrush in its mouth and looked up at him through the mirror.
He moved his mouth as if he wanted to say something, but he swallowed the foam in his mouth with a gulp.
“…”
After coming out of the bathroom, Fang Chen thought for a moment, then looked up and asked Xisi, "Should we go buy something?"
He said sheepishly, "Should I give a gift when I meet the parents for the first time? That's how it is over there anyway."
Sis whispered, "I told you, baby, don't worry about these things. I will arrange them."
Fang Chen sighed, "Okay."
Don't be nervous, don't be nervous.
How can I not be nervous? !
Even though they were not going to have dinner until that evening, Fang Chen started looking through his wardrobe after washing up in the morning and asked Xisi which one looked good on him.
Usually, everything for Xiaoyang is taken care of by Sis, including the clothes he wears every day, which are all picked by Sis.
Now he naturally relies on Sith.
The man seemed to have thought about it a long time ago. "The first set on the left side of the wardrobe, the beige one, was just delivered yesterday. The watch matches the one with the baby's breath."
He reached out and grabbed the lamb who was about to change clothes, "Why are you changing so early? Relax a little, or should we play a few games?"
The lamb said with a straight face, "Can you please be more serious?"
"Being with you is business."
The man immediately grabbed the lamb and said, "Let's go play some games and relax. You're too tense. It's okay to be tense in bed, but you can relax more often."
Fang Chen, “…”
He always felt that Sith seemed to have some KPI, and every time he said a few serious words, he would mix in a few dirty words.
He couldn't help but ask, "Are you hooked up to some system that'll give you an electric shock if you don't say anything naughty?"
Sis said, "Hmm?" "You like electric things? Didn't you dislike that little clip last time? You started crying the moment you put it on."
Fang Chen's eyes turned red when this matter was mentioned.
He still has the nerve to say that!!
Last time I asked Sis to return the one with the bell, but the man actually bought an even more outrageous one. It looked ordinary on the surface, but when he put it on, you would realize how...perverted it was.
At that time, Fang Chen was already drowsy and soft like a dough, and could be manipulated in any way.
So when Sith coaxed him to wear it, Fang Chen didn't even say a word of refusal. He just looked at him with his tear-red eyes, which were wide open, and he even puffed out his chest.
But the moment it was put on, Sis secretly pressed some remote control, and the lamb's body stiffened for a moment, and the skin that was already swollen from the bite turned red as if bleeding.
After that, his legs were shaking and the whole bed sheet was soaked.
Not wanting to recall the mess of that night, Xiao Yang gritted his teeth. He wanted to call Sis a pervert, but the man had already accepted the word.
I don't feel like I'm scolding him, rather I feel like I'm praising him.
It's simply the opposite of Tiangang.
Seeing that Xiaoyang was silent and angry, Xisi became more aggressive and said, "Don't want to play games? How about we do something else to relax?"
What else could it be!!
It’s just going to bed!
Fang Chen quickly said, "No, no, no, play games! I like playing games."
He turned and ran to the game room.
Looking at the lamb's happy back, Sis curled the corners of his lips.
Looks completely relaxed.
After being dragged by Sith to play games in the game room for a whole day, Fang Chen became more and more irritable. From being perfunctory at the beginning, he almost broke the controller in the end.
Lost again!!
He threw the controller away and glared at Sith angrily, "Can't you just let me go?"
Sith smiled, "Next time for sure."
He glanced at the time and said, "It's almost time, should we go clean up?"
Fang Chen blinked, then he remembered that he had to meet his parents tonight and he had forgotten about this matter.
The lamb suddenly became nervous again, "Hurry, hurry, I'll go change my clothes."
The man hugged him and said, "I'll change it for you."
After returning to New York, Sis's parents did not live in the manor, but in a small apartment in the city center. After traveling for so many days, they did not have so many material needs in daily life.
As the car parked in the apartment basement, Fang Chen couldn't help but ask, "Your parents are so easygoing, how come you have all these noble boyish habits?"
Sith raised an eyebrow, "Me?"
"Food, clothing, housing, and transportation." Fang Chen counted on his fingers, "Your requirements are very high."
Indeed, Sis grew up in the manor and had the highest quality of life.
The sports car he drives must be a limited edition, the food he eats must be customized by a nutritionist, and the clothes must be new models from various brands.
But what happened after meeting Fang Chen?
He learned to wear an apron and cook. He washed Fang Chen's underwear, socks and even some close-fitting clothes by hand. Whenever he was with Fang Chen, he never let Fang Chen lift a finger.
Xisi pinched Fang Chen's face in anger and amusement, "How dare you wrong me? I wash all your underwear."
Fang Chen muttered, "Then I'll wash it myself tonight."
The man was stunned for a moment, then quickly said, "No, I'll wash it!"
Such a benefit.
It can't be taken away.
.
When the two people entered the room, a fragrance was wafting through the air. Fang Chen was still very reserved when he entered the room, but the next second, before he could introduce himself, he was hugged by someone.
"Oh babe, welcome, you're so cute."
Fuli gave Fang Chen a big hug.
Is this Sith's mother?
It was the first time for Fang Chen to be so close to a strange elder, and he was a little stiff, but the woman's voice was very gentle, and her body smelled fragrant.
Knowing that Fang Chen was from the East, and fearing that he might not be used to it, Fuli let go of him after a short while and smiled gently at him, "Come in, Xisi's father is trying to cook Chinese food. I wonder if you can get used to it."
Fang Chen quickly waved his hands, "I can eat anything."
As they were talking, a middle-aged man came out of the kitchen. His face was very similar to Sis, but he looked more serious. However, this feeling was slightly ruined by the fact that he was wearing an apron.
He smiled at Fang Chen, but perhaps because he was usually too serious and dignified, the smile seemed a little stiff. "Hello, Fang Chen."
Fang Chen became even more nervous and bowed repeatedly, "Hello, hello."
Sis supported him with amusement, "Okay, come in and sit down."
Fang Chen secretly pinched Xisi behind his back, took a deep breath, and began to recite his self-introduction.
Seeing him so nervous, Sis's parents also became nervous. Only Sis seemed a little helpless, but he also stood aside and listened from beginning to end, his eyes always on the lamb, his expression was unspeakably gentle.
Fang Chen felt a bit like he was back in school, memorizing English texts.
After reciting, no, after introducing, the lamb licked his lips nervously.
Fuli didn't know what the customs of the Orientals were, so she looked at her son tentatively, but her son was staring at Fang Chen like a pervert. She had no choice but to secretly confront her husband.
Sith's father thought for a moment, then began to applaud with a serious face, and Fuli followed suit.
It suddenly turned into a speech conference.
The lamb was so embarrassed that it was almost turned into a roasted whole lamb, with steam coming out of its whole body.
Sis suppressed his laughter and reached out to take the lamb's hand, pulling him to his side. "Okay, now that the introductions are done, go sit on the couch. I need to go to the kitchen. I smell something burnt."
After hearing what Xisi said, his father remembered what was in the pot and quickly ran to the kitchen. Fuli went to bring a fruit plate to Fang Chen for him to eat.
Fang Chen said hurriedly, feeling sorry for being idle while everyone else was busy, "I'll go to the kitchen and help."
What can he do to help.
Last time, he enthusiastically offered to help, but he almost cut his hand while cutting vegetables. From then on, Sis forbade him to set foot in the kitchen.
"No, be good, just sit and wait for a while."
Sis was obviously very worried about his father. He pushed the lamb to sit on the sofa and went into the kitchen.
Fuli sat next to Fang Chen and chatted with him.
The lamb's back was straight, and he looked like he was sitting upright.
"Ciss usually has a strong personality. Did he bully you? If he's upset, just tell me."
Fuli spoke in a gentle tone, and perhaps because she was afraid that Fang Chen would be nervous and not understand, she deliberately slowed down her speech.
Fang Chen shook his head like a rattle, "No, Xisi is very good to me."
No one could have been nicer to him than the Sith.
Fuli smiled, "That's good. I can tell that he loves you very much. His eyes never left you when you were talking."
The lamb's face turned a little red.
I have emphasized this many times with Sith at home!
Don’t let people stare at you like a pervert outside!
I just don’t listen! I just don’t listen!
It was obvious that Fang Chen was very reserved, so Fuli deliberately picked a light-hearted topic and talked about Sith's childhood.
"When he was little, he had a bad temper and loved to fight. It always gave me a headache because he wouldn't listen no matter what I said."
Fang Chen wanted to say that he had a bad temper now, and he loved to hold grudges and spank people.
"It got better after I started boxing. Maybe it was an outlet for me to vent my emotions."
So what now?
The whining sounds were all vented on the lamb's butt.
"But I never watch videos of his boxing matches. They're too scary. Watching his fists hit him makes my heart jump out of my chest."
The lamb nodded in agreement.
He had the same feeling every time he watched Sis compete. Others would cheer for him to win the game, but Xiaoyang would just silently count how many punches Sis took in his heart, feeling sorry for the pain in his body.
The more they talked about Sith's childhood, the more Fang Chen felt that he and Fuli had common topics. When Sith finally came out, the two of them were already facing each other, sharing photo albums.
"This one was from Sis's birthday when he was little. He started to look grumpy because I smeared cake on his face."
Fang Chen also generously took out his collection, opened the photo album on his mobile phone, and opened a locked folder.
"I took this photo secretly, even Sith doesn't know."
While the man was sleeping, Fang Chen clipped two rabbit ears on his head. These were the ones Sis had bought for him before. Fang Chen thought they were vulgar, so he secretly retaliated.
The man stood behind the sofa calmly, took a look, and said calmly, "Nice shot, any more?"
Fang Chen was laughing so hard that he didn't think anything was wrong when he heard the question. He nodded continuously, "Yes, I have many more. Please don't tell Xisi..."
He suddenly realized something and raised his head, only to see Sith staring at him calmly with his eyes lowered above his head.
Randomly scare a troublesome lamb to death.
Fang Chen's hands trembled and he almost dropped his phone.
Fuli glared at Sith in annoyance, "Why did you speak so suddenly? You scared the baby."
Fang Chen was used to being called "baby" and "baby" by Xisi, so he felt a little embarrassed when he suddenly heard someone call him that.
Since Sith was here, Fuli stood up tactfully and said, "You guys chat, I'm going to go change my clothes."
Xiaoyang really wanted to pull her sleeve to stop her from leaving, but the man had already sat down next to him, his big hand on his leg, threatening him silently.
Fang Chen's body stiffened.
After Fuli left, the man leaned back lazily, put one arm behind Fang Chen, and circled him in his circle. He tilted his head slightly and whispered almost into Fang Chen's ear, "Open the album, let me see if there are any good things."
Fang Chen clutched the phone tightly, "Don't even think about invading my privacy."
Xisi tsks, "Then let's swap. Haven't you always wanted to delete my photo album? You delete one, and I delete one."
That sounds fair.
The lamb jumped into Sith's trap for the hundredth time.
"Okay." He opened the album and showed it to Xisi.
Men usually don’t like taking photos, so most of the photos in Fang Chen’s phone were taken secretly.
After reading it, Xisi nodded and said, "I won't exchange it. These are worthless."
"What?"
The lambs he photographed are all treasured treasures, and he would never delete a single one.
Fang Chen was so angry, "You are teasing me."
Sis pinched the lamb's face and said, "Then why do you always fall for it?"
The lamb clenched his fist.
This world full of lies and deception is too unfriendly to him.
The food in the kitchen is almost done.
Chinese food is still a bit too difficult. Even with Sis's help, it looks mediocre, but it tastes very good. Fang Chen started praising it as soon as he took a bite.
This week's practice at home was not in vain. I could praise people fluently and I could praise them with different words even for ten minutes.
Sis poured him a bowl of soup and gave him a look to indicate that it was ready.
The quantity has been reached.
Fang Chen paused, licked his dry lips, and finally summed it up in one sentence.
"It's even better than what Bisis made."
A very standard one-praise-one-praise.
Xisi's father was immediately happy and said that he could cook for Fang Chen every day during the month they were back, so that Fang Chen could come back often to eat.
Eh?
There’s no need for that!
Fang Chen quickly signaled to Sith with his eyes.
The man snorted, looked away, and ignored him with a vengeful look.
Miser! Small-minded!
Fang Chen gritted his teeth secretly.
Fuli smiled at him, "Yeah, baby, if the Sith bullies you, you can come live here."
In an instant, the expressions of the two people changed.
It is true that human sorrows and joys are not mutually intelligible.
Xisi frowned, but Fang Chen next to him smiled with his eyes curved.
"Okay, okay."
"No."
The two people spoke almost at the same time.
Fang Chen pretended not to see Xisi's gaze and curled the corners of his lips.
Xisi said with a straight face, "I won't bully him, and his cooking is not good, far worse than mine."
His father glared at him, "What did you say?"
Xisi ignored his father, added some dishes to Fang Chen, and coaxed him in a low voice, "It's really not as delicious as what I cook."
“…”
Xisi usually eats Chinese food with Fang Chen and is very skilled in using chopsticks. In comparison, his parents look like they are using them for the first time and it is so difficult that they finally switch to using spoons.
Fang Chen felt a little embarrassed that everyone had to accommodate him like this, but at the same time he felt warm inside.
He seems to be loved by many people.
Xisi seemed to be really afraid that Fang Chen would stay, and wanted to take Fang Chen back after dinner.
On the contrary, Fang Chen was no longer nervous at all, had adapted well, and even got along well with Fuli.
After dinner, Fuli found some photos and videos of their travels over the past two years and showed them to Fang Chen. They included rainforest adventures and iceberg climbing. Fang Chen was a little mesmerized and kept saying, "Wow... so cool... wow... so cool..."
Sis told him to go home, but he didn't even raise his head. "Why are you in such a hurry? It's still early. If you're in a hurry, go back first."
The man gritted his teeth in anger.
He goes back?
Fang Chen is here, what is he going back for?
There was nothing I could do but sit aside patiently and wait for the lamb.
Fuli smiled at the other party and said, "If you have time, you and Xisi can go out and play."
Fang Chen sighed, "But I still have to go to class."
"We'll go during the next holiday." Sis spoke up at the right time and took the opportunity to say, "It's getting late, baby. Should we go back first?"
"All right."
Fang Chen stood up and said goodbye reluctantly.
Fuli gave him a warm hug, "Honey, please come over more often these days."
Fang Chen smiled and nodded in agreement.
After leaving the apartment, the man who had endured all night grabbed her in his arms.
"You still want me to go back and live alone?"
The man began to settle scores. He lowered his head and bit the lamb's ear, then said vaguely, "You've made a difference."
Fang Chen smiled and dodged, "Didn't you see it online? Proper separation is beneficial to improving couples' happiness."
Sith paused, "Really?"
"Of course, this is scientifically based."
The lamb lied seriously.
But men are not as easy to fool as he is, and Fang Chen didn't expect him to really believe it.
But I didn't expect that the man who hadn't mentioned this topic again on the way home would suddenly say, "Then let's separate tonight."
The lambs were stunned when they heard this.
He even thought he had heard it wrongly, "What?"
Xisi's expression was calm. "Didn't you say that living apart is good for couples' happiness? Let's try it for one night."
Fang Chen looked at Xisi suspiciously.
It's unbelievable.
Can wolves also give up meat?
Seeing Fang Chen's gaze, Xisi raised an eyebrow, "Don't want to?"
The lamb spoke in a second, "Yes, yes, let's separate!"
Give his butt a break today.
Seeing Fang Chen's extremely happy look, the man's eyes darkened, he snorted lightly, and said nothing.
After washing up, Xiaoyang slept in the master bedroom, and Sis went to sleep in the guest bedroom with a quilt.
This is the first time the two of them have slept separately like this since they got together.
Fang Chen lay down on the bed, feeling a little unreal.
What happened to Sith today?
There can't be any conspiracy.
However, Fang Chen was actually a little sleepy after being tense all day, but lying in bed, he felt something was wrong.
Normally, if he just rolled to the side, he would land safely in the man's arms. Sis was much bigger than him, so if he just put his hands around him, he could completely envelop him in his arms. The man's chest was burning hot, and Fang Chen pressed against it, feeling like he was hugging a stove, very comfortable.
Sometimes, Xisi would even reach out a hand and gently pat his back to soothe him like he was coaxing a child to sleep, and Fang Chen would fall asleep after a while.
But today, Fang Chen felt for the first time that the bed in the master bedroom was too big. He couldn't reach the edge even after rolling on the bed several times.
He sighed again, closed his eyes, and counted sheep silently in his mind.
One little lamb, two little lambs, three little lambs...
He was almost counting a thousand, but he still didn't feel sleepy.
Suddenly, a subtle sound was heard.
It seemed like someone pushed the door open.
Fang Chen closed his eyes, breathed evenly, and tried hard to pretend to be asleep.
The man walked to the bedside without saying a word, as if he just wanted to look at him quietly.
One second, two seconds...
Fang Chen couldn't pretend anymore.
What on earth is Sith going to do?
He opened his eyes and was about to say something when the man's big hand suddenly covered his eyes.
"Shh." Sis whispered, "Keep your voice down, your husband is sleeping next door."
Fang Chen, “…”
Play and play him again!!
But he really wanted the man to hold him while he slept, so he reluctantly gave Sis a way out and said, "Then be gentle and come up to sleep."
He moved aside.
Xiaoyang originally intended for Sith to sleep with him so that he could naturally fall asleep holding the man, but he didn't expect Sith to bend down, dig him out of the quilt and hold him up.
Um? ?
The lamb was confused.
What? Do you want to carry him to the guest room to sleep?
Apparently, he still underestimated the Sith's abnormal abilities.
The man put his arm around his waist and pulled down his pants. Before the lamb could struggle, the man's hand had already touched him.
He bit Fang Chen's ear and warned him in a low voice, "Be quiet, don't wake up your husband."
Fang Chen gritted his teeth.
He said!!!
What kind of good guy can Sith be? !
No wonder he suddenly agreed to separate!!
So this is the idea!!
The door to the guest bedroom was closed, and the living room was pitch black, creating the impression that someone was actually in the house.
The lamb pressed his hands against the door panel, biting his lips tightly, not daring to make any sound. However, some sounds were uncontrollable, and his hands always hit the door panel as he moved, making noises unavoidable.
Sith asked him deliberately, "What will you say if you are discovered?"
Fang Chen was so angry that he wanted to kick him, but his two legs were in the other person's hands, so he could only speak with a trembling voice.
"I'm just saying...husband...let's go together. He's quite thin and there's still room."
“…”
The lamb thought seriously.
If all parts of the body hold a conference.
His mouth and butt are definitely going to get spanked.
Because every time it's the mouth that makes the mistake, it's the butt that gets punished.
When I woke up the next day, it was almost afternoon.
Fang Chen groaned twice and was immediately hugged by the man next to him.
Without even opening his eyes, he angrily cursed, "Get out!"
Sith smiled happily after being scolded, and leaned over to kiss the lamb on the cheek.
"Baby is right. It's really nice to be apart occasionally. When will we separate next time?"
I'm already looking forward to it.
Fang Chen was so angry that he almost couldn't breathe.
Separation.
It's just a different way of eating lamb.
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*Small Theater (irresponsible and funny version)
Fang Chen decided to start his morning jog.
Sis didn't quite believe him. After all, he was the kind of person who needed men's coaxing and persuasion to get up even for morning classes. It was really not convincing.
But Fang Chen was very determined this time.
"If I can't get up one day, I won't drink milk tea that day."
The man looked at him quietly.
Fang Chen increased his power.
"If I miss a day of running, I'll give up sugar for a month!"
Sis said calmly, "If you can't get up one day, we'll do it one more time that night."
Fang Chen's eyes widened, and he frantically tried to cover his mouth, "Take that back!"
…
Many years later, at the city-wide marathon competition, the champion came on stage to speak.
Fang Chen held the microphone and spoke with emotion.
"I have to thank my lover for encouraging me to keep jogging every morning..."
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