Upon hearing that its master wanted to use the time-space trading device, the jade abacus excitedly darted out and asked, "Master, master, what do we want to buy?"
Lan Yao stroked her chin thoughtfully: "...Since he's so talkative, why not punish him by making him mute for three days? Hmm, it would be best to further enhance his skin and appearance."
The jade pixiu was puzzled: "...Master, what did you mean by your last sentence?"
What does it mean to 'improve his skin and appearance even further'?
The jade Pixiu said it simply couldn't understand.
"Of course, it's about making men go crazy chasing after him, and women go crazy out of jealousy for his good looks and want to get revenge on him."
Jade Pixiu: ...
“…Master, your kindness is terrifyingly excessive.”
Lan Yao spread her hands, looking quite innocent: "There's nothing I can do. For an idiot to do good deeds, the method is simply to be simple, direct, and effective."
It's because he kept calling her an idiot.
Lan Yao was very unhappy, and she was determined to use her kind nature to her advantage.
Jade Pixiu: "...It will definitely be effective."
Ordinary people wouldn't do something so crazy.
Within this space, the jade abacus is exchanging something; currently, it can only trade within three worlds.
A post-apocalyptic world, a modern world, and a strange ancient world.
Both the post-apocalyptic world and the ancient world have come up with things that can improve skin texture and appearance.
Yu Suanpan suffers from some decision-making difficulties.
It asked its owner, "Master, master, I don't know which ones I should exchange?"
Lan Yao saw that the exchange catalog provided by the jade abacus had five types.
The petals of the Jade Beauty Flower are bright red and delicate. It is also used in skin-nourishing lotion, beauty powder, and detoxifying and health-preserving powder.
Lan Yao glanced at them and waved her hand: "Take them all."
Hehehe!
She was going to mix all these things together and apply them to Gu Zixiao's face.
Sensing her joyful mood, the jade Pixiu silently shed a tear of sympathy for the man.
After obtaining its master's permission, the Jade Abacus immediately took down the five items. As for the item that prevented people from speaking, it did not find it, but it did find a bad breath pill, a kind of prank pill that could make a person's breath smell bad for three days, and make their breath smell good for miles.
The jade abacus thought its master would like the little pill, so it took it without hesitation.
Sure enough, when Lan Yao learned about the bad breath pills, her beautiful eyes narrowed.
"Panpan, you are my precious baby, I love you so much."
The jade abacus blushed and its entire body turned red, making it exceptionally beautiful and delicate.
Lan Yao gently stroked Yu Suanpan's body with her fingers: "If there's a chance in the future, I'll find you two more things to nourish your bodies, otherwise it's not comfortable to touch you."
The jade Pixiu clicked its tongue lightly: "A real man shouldn't be greedy for appearances. I'm a man determined to conquer other artifact spirits."
Jade Abacus: "Master, can you give me Pipi's share? I'm not grown up yet."
The jade pixiu sullenly said, "...Abacus, you are cunning and treacherous, all you know is how to flatter and fawn."
Yu Suanpan: "Didn't you say so yourself? How can a real man break his word?"
The two little ones started arguing again.
Lan Yao, used to it, automatically ignored it. She poured the five items she had exchanged with the time-space trading device into a large bowl and stirred them together. As for the other drinkable item, she poured a full amount of it into a small bottle.
After everything was ready, Lan Yao stood near the toilet waiting for Gu Zixiao to come out.
She waited and waited... for almost an hour before Gu Zixiao finally emerged from the bathroom, his face pale.
Seeing him like this, Lan Yao: ...
No, she only made a little bit of prank medicine, about the size of a fingernail, which would at most make them feel a little uncomfortable.
But judging from Gu Zixiao's appearance, the medicine seems to be very effective.
Gu Zixiao saw Lan Yao and habitually curled the corners of his mouth, his eyes smiling: "Comrade, you've been waiting for me? I didn't expect you to be so obsessed with my beauty. How about I cripple you first?"
No sooner said than done, Gu Zixiao had already made a ghostly move towards Lan Yao.
Lan Yao reacted quickly, easily dodging Gu Zixiao's attack.
A flicker of surprise crossed Gu Zixiao's eyes. He was very strong, an ace in the military, and no one in the world could withstand a single move from him.
But this ugly man, this idiot, actually managed to fight him to a draw? That's truly unbelievable.
Even so, so what? Even if he's not feeling well, crushing an ant like Lan Yao would be a piece of cake for him.
He wanted to show her what would happen if she messed with him.
Lan Yao remained calm, while the two little ones, Yu Pixiu and Yu Suanpan, screamed in surprise.
Jade Pixiu: "Holy crap, holy crap, this handsome man is so powerful?"
Jade Abacus: "Master, hit him in the face."
Jade Pixiu: "Master, why have you been toying with him? Show us your full strength!"
Jade Abacus: "Master, hit him on the butt."
...
Lan Yao sighed inwardly; it wasn't good for her two little ones to know her too well.
Now that she had figured out Gu Zixiao's full strength, Lan Yao's expression changed, and she suddenly changed her moves, kicking Gu Zixiao's groin with speed, accuracy, and force.
Gu Zixiao: ...
Very good, very insidious, he likes it very much!
Gu Zixiao raised his leg to block, but Lan Yao had already quickly circled behind him and delivered five punches in a row, each punch landing on the same spot.
Because Lan Yao was too fast, Gu Zixiao reacted a little too slowly, allowing Lan Yao to successfully knock him against the wall.
Lan Yao pressed down on Gu Zixiao's upper body with her hands, and quickly wrapped the rope around Gu Zixiao's hands.
At the same time, her mental energy transformed into ropes that bound Gu Zixiao's feet to prevent him from retaliating.
After making all the preparations, Lan Yao decisively pried open Gu Zixiao's mouth, intending to pour the small tube of green health-preserving powder into it.
Gu Zixiao gritted her teeth, staring intently at him with a smile in her eyes.
Lan Yao had seen plenty of his suicidal behavior in the apocalypse. She skillfully dislocated his jaw, shoved the tube down his throat, and gently tapped his throat twice. The health powder naturally flowed down his throat into his stomach.
And Lan Yao applied every last drop of the ingredients she had carefully prepared to Gu Zixiao's face.
Seeing that Gu Zixiao's face had instantly absorbed everything, Lan Yao patted Gu Zixiao's cheek with satisfaction: "Little beauty, is it great to be treated like this by someone you consider an idiot?"
After she finished speaking, she stuffed the breath-freshening pill into Gu Zixiao's mouth. Seeing Gu Zixiao looking at her expressionlessly, Lan Yao gave a wicked smile, lowered her head, and bit his lips hard.
Gu Zixiao: ...
A wave of heat washed over his face, and it instantly turned red. He was furious...
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