Yu Suanpan was a little unhappy: "...Pipi, what gives you the right to order me around?"
The jade Pixiu was speechless: "...Was that an order? If you're stupid, then don't think! Don't waste time, your master is in a hurry to make money."
Lan Yao said slowly, "Pipi, actually I'm not in a hurry. We still have one more night to make a fortune."
Jade Pixiu: ...
I'm so tired!
There's not a single person in my family who listens to advice.
Jade Abacus, feeling triumphant, asked smugly, "Master, Master, can you bring up what you ordered?"
Lan Yao: "Our Pipi and Panpan are indeed the most considerate. Thank you."
The jade Pixiu snorted, refusing to accept it: "...I don't want the kind of PUA method where you slap someone and then give them a sweet treat."
Lan Yao: "It seems you don't want the next wave of good fortune either."
Jade Pixiu: "What kind of luck?"
Lan Yao: "That Ancheng? Can't we smoke there?"
The jade Pixiu wanted to facepalm: "...Master, I admit you're kind. But have you forgotten what I said before?"
"I haven't forgotten. Don't wrong me. I've thought about it carefully. Ancheng is obviously trying to cause trouble. So, we can just sit back and watch the fight, and reap the benefits."
Jade Pixiu: ...
A brain is a good thing, and my master definitely has one!
Look at this crooked idea; a decent person would never come up with it.
"Well? Pipi, if you don't say anything, I'll take that as a yes."
The jade Pixiu paused for a moment: "...Master, our ultimate goal is to eat and drink well and live comfortably through this period. So..."
Jade Abacus interrupted directly: "Pipi, if you keep babbling on, I'll have your master fire you."
Jade Pixiu: ...
Shut up!
We'll talk about it later.
Yu Suanpan had already taken out the item. When Gu Zixiao saw the familiar thing in Lan Yao's hand, he tried to resist once again.
The result... was, naturally, the struggle failed.
He could only watch helplessly as Lan Yao, smiling like a complete lunatic, first poured a small tube of green liquid into his mouth, then smeared a thick, sticky layer of stuff on his face. The stuff smelled delicious and had a wonderful aroma.
During this time, Gu Zixiao remained silent, watching her calmly and without expression.
Lan Yao found it strange: "Is your personality good or bad? If I had to describe it with an idiom, it would be unpredictable."
"Should I thank you for your compliment?"
Lan Yao nodded in deep agreement: "Indeed, she should thank me. The beauty is now so stunningly beautiful, all thanks to my... things."
Gu Zixiao chuckled: "It seems you really enjoy these underhanded tricks."
Lan Yao scoffed: "Can you, someone who's up to par, really beat me? Like your supposedly superior martial arts skills, or your clever little brain? Or something else?"
Gu Zixiao: ...
Why do I feel like this damn man has trampled my pride and self-esteem under my feet once again?
No, it should be that she stepped on it and crushed it.
It really is... full of fun and surprises...
So it's okay... He's thick-skinned, we can just stick it back on.
"...I admit, you're amazing. You're the only person I've ever met who would treat me like this."
You're really interesting. I like interesting people.
But if there's anyone who interests me...
As Gu Zixiao spoke, her laughter became extremely wicked, and her beautiful fox-like eyes sparkled.
He stared intently at Lan Yao, then said, "Then... until I get tired of this. You'll never escape my grasp in this lifetime."
Lan Yao gave an "oh" and said casually, "You like forced love? With your small frame and fighting skills, you think you can force me? I'd rather force you."
When Lan Yao said the last sentence, her expression was full of disdain.
It's clear how much he looked down on Gu Zixiao.
Gu Zixiao: ...
He needs to calm down!
He must stay calm!
That damn man!
You're great! You're really great! You've really caught my attention this time.
I've made up my mind! No matter what it takes, I'm going to haunt you for the rest of my life to get my revenge for everything you did to me today!
"Don't look at me like that! When you look at me with such clear and foolish eyes, I can't help but want to bully you." Lan Yao looked Gu Zixiao up and down like a bully and said maliciously, "For example, turning you into a woman, locking you in a dark room like you said, and forcing myself on you."
Her hand, applying ointment, traced a path down Gu Zixiao's chest... then her fingers gave him a cruel pinch...
Gu Zixiao's expression changed slightly, her smile becoming gentle: "That's great. This way I can be more confident and bold in pursuing you. Thank you for giving me this opportunity."
Lan Yao calmly withdrew her hand and rubbed against Gu Zixiao's chest: "Beauty, I'll say it again, I don't like wild men who come to my door, they only make me want to destroy."
"What a coincidence! I love catching random men, then tearing them to pieces and scattering their ashes."
Lan Yao smiled and said disdainfully, "You're really something. It's a pity you lack both skill and the ability to talk. What good are you then?"
"Oh, not really. At least this face is somewhat useful; it's good enough as a decorative vase. At least it's pleasing to the eye and soothing to the eyes."
Gu Zixiao: ...
He vowed that he would improve his fighting skills and his eloquence once he got back.
“…At least I have my beauty to be proud of, but you…” Gu Zixiao shook her head slightly, full of sarcasm, “I’ve never seen anyone so ugly. I bet many people would automatically go blind after dark.”
Lan Yao patted his face helplessly, as if he were a child throwing a tantrum, and coaxed, "Hey, you look really ugly when you're being a rascal."
Gu Zixiao: ...Damn it!
Having witnessed the whole thing, Wang Zhenfeng felt inexplicably sorry for Gu Zixiao for a few seconds, and then he couldn't help but feel a little smug.
There was no other way; he was afraid of being humiliated when he first met the arrogant, domineering, and willful Great Demon King Gu Zixiao.
It really is a sight to behold.
Next, Lan Yao focused intently on applying something to Gu Zixiao's face, as if she were treating it as a carefully prepared painting.
When she had almost finished applying the cream, there was still some left at the bottom. To avoid wasting it, Lan Yao applied the last bit to Wang Zhenfeng's face.
Wang Zhenfeng: ...
No, why should innocent bystanders be affected? Can I please not have it? I'm a guy, I really don't need it.
Lan Yao completely ignored Wang Zhenfeng's inner cries.
After applying the beauty and skincare products to Gu Zixiao's face, she blew something onto Gu Zixiao and Wang Zhenfeng. The two couldn't see it at all, but it didn't seem to be anything good.
Afterwards, Lan Yao calmly took out a water bottle and rinsed her mouth in front of Gu Zixiao.
Gu Zixiao's face darkened when she realized what was happening.
This damn man despises him!
He hasn't even complained about the other person yet!
His first kiss!!!
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