It's like the latrine was blown up!
Why are they so certain?
Naturally, it's because their outhouse was blown up.
Hu Meili took a step back tactically. "Old Xiao, you are the pillar of our family. You...you try it first."
She ate more after she had eaten her fill.
Xiao Zhengjun wiped the sweat from his brow, thinking about what Lao Huo had just said: this stuff came from Southeast Asia and was especially good for your health.
He forced a smile and said, "Honey, this stuff is very nutritious, why don't you eat it?"
"You eat it!"
"You eat, you eat!"
The couple argued back and forth for a long time, which made Hu Meili laugh in exasperation, "I'll eat it then."
Since Sister Si said this stuff is delicious.
It must taste delicious!
But Xiao Zhengjun didn't think so. He had a younger brother and sister-in-law in the family compound who were from Zhejiang Province.
When she first came to accompany the military, she brought the couple some fermented amaranth stems.
They said it was a local specialty, and that it smelled bad but tasted good.
They believed it, and ended up only tasting one bite.
The couple felt so nauseous that they couldn't eat anything all day.
But they felt bad about throwing it away, since the person had carried it all the way from Zhejiang Province, and they probably hadn't even eaten it themselves.
In the end, the couple gritted their teeth and ate it for a week.
Lost in thought, Hu Meili somehow produced two wads of cotton and stuffed them into her nose.
"I really ate it!"
Xiao Zhengjun sighed, "Never mind, I'll eat it."
After all, she's pregnant. If she really starts vomiting, what would happen?
But he spoke a little too late; Hu Meili had already scooped out a little and put it in her mouth.
I gently licked it with my tongue; it tasted slightly sweet, and the texture was soft, chewy, and smooth.
After chewing a couple more times, Hu Meili's eyes suddenly lit up.
He quickly scooped out a large spoonful of fruit pulp. "Old Xiao, this tastes amazing, it's incredibly delicious."
Really?
Why is Xiao Zhengjun so skeptical?
This couple is different from others; they're the type who will let each other smell even when they fart.
Thinking back to how she had so confidently 'deceived' him last time, Xiao Zhengjun immediately shook his head.
"No, no, no, you're pregnant now, you should eat more."
"Just eat what I tell you to eat, stop talking nonsense."
Hu Meili's expression turned from sunny to stormy, and without saying a word, she shoved the spoon into her mouth. "Open your mouth!"
Xiao Zhengjun was even more frightened. "Wife, I won't eat it, I really won't eat it!"
"Eat! You must eat!"
Just then, the eldest and second eldest children, who had been playing in the family compound all afternoon, rushed in.
"mom--"
"Mom, we're back—"
Hu Meili was so startled by the two sudden calls of "Mom" that her hand trembled, and she shoved the durian flesh all the way into Xiao Zhengjun's mouth.
The two brothers were utterly stunned when they saw this.
The next second, the two quickly covered their mouths and noses.
The eldest child asked incredulously, "Mom, what are you doing?"
The younger child's pupils dilated in shock: "Mom, what did Dad do wrong? Why did you feed him poop?!"
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