"Are you okay? Zang Zhao, can you walk on your own?"
Zang Zhao shook his head vigorously and said, "Burp! No problem."
Tao Yuche: ...
Looking at the man with a dazed look and burping, Tao Yuche didn't know what to say, but there was no better way. Fortunately, this place is quite close to the dormitory. I hope he won't get lost.
So Tao Yuche paid the bill, then helped Hu Feifei and Liu Zishuo up, one on each side, and said, "Zang Zhao, do you know which way to go?"
"there!"
Looking at the gate not far away, Tao Yuche was silent.
The boss smiled and said, "A freshman?"
Tao Yuche nodded.
"Hehehe, which dormitory are you from?"
"Building 9."
"Ah, that's not far, just 5 minutes. Go straight from here, then turn left at the tennis court, then turn left again, then..."
"Thank you, uncle."
"No thanks, go back."
"Zang Zhao, I have no hands left, you have to keep up!"
"No problem. The river flows east, and I follow the stars!"
Tao Yuche: ...
I didn't expect that such a quiet person would be like this when he drank too much.
As expected, the more you don't want something to happen, the more likely it will happen. Tao Yuche was speechless. He had clearly followed the instructions of the skewer shop owner, so how did he end up in the teaching building? Could the boss be fooling him?
"ah!"
“I’ll go!”
"careful!"
Tao Yuche was feeling frustrated when he heard the shouts of the crowd in front of him. He looked up and found that there was a person on the 4th floor of the teaching building in front of him, holding the windowsill with one hand, and his whole body was shaking outside.
Tao Yuche quickly threw Liu Zishuo and Hu Feifei onto the staggering Zang Zhao, then flew straight towards the teaching building.
"Help it up."
However, how could one drunkard possibly support two other drunkards, so all three of them fell to the ground.
The drunken duo was immediately woken up by the fall. Liu Zishuo pointed at the leaping Tao Yuche and said, "Oh my god, he's a god!"
Hu Feifei: "Ahhhhhhh! Ghost!"
Zang Zhao: "What are you yelling about? That's Tao Yuche!"
"Fuck, Tao Yuche."
Hu Feifei's scream not only scared the three people, but also brought the stunned people back to their senses. They took out their mobile phones to record and broadcast the video live.
At this time, Tao Yuche had already arrived near the teaching building. Seeing the person who was about to fall, Tao Yuche used the force to fly up, and then when the person's hands could no longer support themselves, he grabbed the person's collar, turned over and stuffed the person in through the window.
He used his feet on the windowsill to gain leverage and flipped back downstairs. He rolled over to release the force, and stood up to face the police and firefighters who had rushed over.
Tao Yuche was a little embarrassed: "Can you pretend you can't see me?"
The police were already old acquaintances, and seeing Tao Yuche, they were also helpless, "You are very skilled at climbing over the wall, right?"
Tao Yuche:.......
Seeing that the person who fell from the building was safe, the students in the building applauded, and people online cheered even more.
[Look what I discovered, our Taotao is really everywhere. ]
[Wow~ This is the 4th floor, how come it feels like a game? Is this person still human?]
[I almost suspected this was a special effect.]
【Hahahaha, such a familiar scene.】
[Police officer: You did a good deed, but you still need to go back to the police station with us to file a report.]
Tao Yuche: I didn't. I didn't. I definitely didn't practice it specifically. It was absolutely an instinctive reaction.
[Hahaha, what's with the instinctive reaction? If the person above hadn't visited your homepage, they would have thought you were a fake fan. You're definitely a real fan.]
[What the above person said is not wrong. I have been slapped in the face so hard that I have turned from a hater to a fan. Some habits still cannot be changed.]
[Big sale, big sale! 183cm tall handsome man Tao Yuche, a must-have for wall-jumping and building-jumping, only 9.9 yuan. Take it home for 9.9 yuan. You won't be cheated or fooled. Take a look!]
[The one above me offers 19.9]
I'll pay 29.9
[Then I'll bear the pain and pay 39.9 yuan]
[Why is this being auctioned? You guys are such devoted fans. Little Peach, do you want to see your steamed food trending again?]
[Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. The trending search is 9.9 yuan Tao Yuche. The little peaches are really talented. I really want to ask Tao Yuche why he has such a conspicuous group of fans. Is he either dying in society or on his way to dying in society?]
While Tao Yuche was smiling bitterly, Hu Feifei and the other two squeezed in. They were still not completely sober at this moment and staggered in front of Tao Yuche.
Liu Zishuo said, "Taozi, we just saw you climbing over the building and wondered if you were trying to steal something. I'm telling you, this is wrong. I'm going to tell the police."
Then Hu Feifei grabbed the policeman and said, "Don't be afraid, Taozi. I've called the police. Don't worry, this is my buddy. Give me the stolen wine. We won't leave until we're drunk."
The policeman whose sleeve was pulled was speechless. Who is your brother? You are ruining my reputation.
Tao Yuche was silent. He could no longer keep this roommate.
[Hahahaha, are these two Taotao's friends? I'm dying of laughter, they're really trying to send Taotao to jail!]
Tao Yuche smiled awkwardly at the police and said, "Zang Zhao, take them back quickly."
Zang Zhao turned around, put his index finger to his lips, and whispered to Tao Yuche, "Shh! Don't talk, I'm keeping watch."
Tao Yuche: ...
【Hahahahahahaha】
[Hey man, your lookout has attracted firefighters and police.]
[I can't take it anymore. What kind of friend is Tao Yuche? He's really making me laugh to death.]
Police: "Oh? What do you mean?"
Zang Zhao: "East wind!"
police:......
Zang Zhao: "The east wind is coming, eldest, second, fourth, come quickly, let's swear brotherhood to the east wind. The strong wind blows eastward and we stand facing the wind. I won't get drunk if the bowl is not big enough! Come, eldest, where is the eldest? Tao... wuwuwu!"
Looking at the three people kneeling in a row, Tao Yuche hurried forward and covered Zang Zhao's mouth.
Tao Yuche felt that he had lost all face today. It had only been a month since the start of school, and he was really going to lose face in front of everyone in the school.
He is a public figure, what an unlucky roommate he is.
The police were also speechless, "How much did you drink?"
Tao Yuche didn't want to answer, but Zang Zhao burped loudly and made a number 3 to the police.
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