11 Chapter 11; Catching the Cat
◎The cat won't take softness, so I'll have to use force on you◎
After hanging up the phone, He Mei sat on the sofa, rubbing her hands, waiting for the good news that her apprentice Wang Zi had successfully caught the cat. A few minutes later, He Mei received a call from Wang Zi.
"Hello, Master." Wang Zi's voice sounded particularly painful.
He Mei asked concernedly, "What happened? Did the cat attack you?"
Wang Zi lay on the ground, looking at her bleeding leg and the banana peel a meter away. She said, "Master, you would never have thought that I was seriously injured by a banana peel."
Before returning to the dormitory to find the cat, Wang Zi got off to a bad start and an accident happened halfway.
He Mei never expected that she would be seriously injured by a banana peel.
"How badly is the injury?"
Wang Zi whimpered, "My legs are about to break."
He Mei repeated Wang Zi's words in her mind and thought her legs were about to break.
Then he said, "Tell me the address of the cat, and I will catch it myself."
"Master, I can't walk anymore. Come to the hospital and take me to the hospital for an X-ray. My leg is definitely broken."
It's just that he slipped on a banana peel, how could he break his leg? He Mei's first priority is to catch the cat. As for the matter of her apprentice Wang Zi tripping over a banana peel, that should be left to professionals.
He Mei: "I'll call 120 for you."
Wang Zi: "Isn't this a waste of medical resources?"
He Mei: "Your leg was broken by a banana peel. It's not a waste of medical resources."
As she was speaking, He Mei stepped out of the door, and her left foot stepped into a puddle. Her ankle twisted, and she fell down with her body twisted.
After the phone was thrown out, He Mei screamed, "It's over."
Wang Zi's voice came from the mobile phone thrown in the air.
"Master, what's wrong with you?"
Bang--
The phone fell to the ground.
Good news, the phone was not broken and I can still make calls and hear Wang Zi’s voice.
The bad news was that He Mei sprained her ankle and fell to the ground. It was exactly as Wang Zi said. Her legs hurt so much that they felt like they were about to break. She couldn't stand up and there was no one around.
She shouted at the lit phone: "Wang Zi, please call 120 for me. I fell at the door."
Twenty minutes later, at the traffic light, two ambulances parked side by side. One ambulance contained He Mei, who was moaning in pain, and the other contained Wang Zi, who was silent.
At this moment, Wu Yahua was lying on the bed and laughing, and was in a great mood because of the content of the TV series on the tablet.
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On the third day after Xie Yun left, the girl in charge of feeding the baby did not come to the dormitory to clean the poop and add water. Wu Yahua cried angrily. She really wanted to find a cell phone to contact Xie Yun and let him see what kind of temporary poop scooper he had hired.
Except for the first day, he didn't come on other days.
Wu Yahua did not write a handwritten negative review because of his negative work attitude and laziness. If she had, it would have been at least 500 words.
Wu Yahua jumped in front of the closed balcony door, and with the help of her body that had become fatter in recent days, she pressed down the door handle and walked out of the room to the balcony.
She wanted to go out for a walk.
But there is no way from the balcony to the downstairs, and the exterior walls are smooth and flat.
For a cat, falling from the third floor is not a distance that would kill it, and most likely would not injure it either. But for Wu Yahua, a human, she was worried that this distance would cause her to be smashed to pieces, so she decided to just stay on the balcony and get some fresh air.
The weather is still hot today. Under the blue sky and white clouds, the leaves of the trees are wilted due to the sun and have lost a lot of water.
I don’t know what happened to Xie Yun.
Today is the first day of the competition, and at this time, he is participating in the competition.
Wu Yahua looked up at the sky and prayed to God, hoping that Xie Yun would have a good result in this competition, so that he could win the prize and get the honor. After returning victorious, he would not refuse any snacks she pestered him to eat.
"Master, this is it."
Outside the door of dormitory 309, Wang Zi, holding a crutch, said to He Mei, who was also holding a crutch beside him, "Master, this is it. The cat is inside."
Wu Yahua stood on the balcony to get some fresh air. Her cat ears moved and she heard the sound of a door opening outside.
It couldn't be Xie Yun coming back.
Wu Yahua thought that besides Xie Yun, the other people who had the key to this dormitory were Xie Yun’s roommates.
It's just summer vacation now, so few people are willing to come to school.
Wu Yahua turned around and looked at the open dormitory door.
The girl who came to feed the baby appeared in Wu Yahua's sight, leaning on a crutch.
Yes, how could I forget about her? She was responsible for feeding the cats at home. Xie Yun gave her a key before leaving.
But the people standing outside the door included the girl who came to feed the baby and another woman.
The woman was a little older, looking to be around forty or fifty years old, and at first glance she didn't look ugly.
In fact, he looks ugly and fierce, and shows a vicious look.
She had a messy perm and half of her hair was left down, with a small bunch of hair fixed with a small hairpin. Although tying her hair like this might make her look younger, her face still looked big, and her cheeks on both sides made her face look too square.
Cats have a keen sense of smell, but they cannot smell danger.
As a human being, Wu Yahua has a cat's sense of smell and a human's sixth sense.
She had a hunch that the two women with crutches were up to no good.
"Little cat." Wang Zi limped in first, followed closely by He Mei.
The two crutches hit the ground at the same time, emitting a consistent vibration frequency.
Wu Yahua backed away on all fours until the balcony railing stopped her. She stopped and saw the greed and expectation in He Mei's eyes.
This old woman looked like a witch selling poisoned apples from a fairy tale.
Looking at her eyes, she seemed to be smiling, but in reality, her expression was fake and hypocritical to the extreme.
He Mei carried a cage and placed it on the ground. She supported herself with her cane and opened the cage door. "Cat, I know you are a human. Let me introduce myself. I am a disciple of Taishang Laojun. My mortal name is He Mei, and my immortal name is Epiphyllum Immortal Lord. Come into this cage and I will take you away. I have the ability to help you recover your human form."
What the hell! This is no different from the crazy claim that if you give me fifty yuan, I can resurrect Qin Shi Huang.
Even Taishang Laojun has come out, and he still made up nonsense words like Epiphyllum Immortal Lord. Which mental hospital must this patient have escaped from?
Wu Yahua suspected that she had bad luck this year. First, she miraculously turned into a cat, and then she met this crazy old woman.
The cat did not come over on its own initiative, but remained alert, with its fur raised and growling, warning them to get out of here.
"It seems that you, the cat, won't take soft measures. Then I have no choice but to use force on you."
He Mei said to Wang Zi, "Close the door tightly. This cat can't escape today. This top-grade stuff can be made into a pill, which will definitely increase my power a hundredfold."
Wu Yahua heard their conversation, and his cat whiskers twitched.
Did they escape from a mental hospital, or did they stay up too late reading fantasy novels and become obsessed and insane?
He said he wanted to use himself to make elixir.
hehe.
When the cat was speechless, it couldn't even smile bitterly. What the hell happened to it that it had the bad luck to meet these two weirdos.
Faced with He Mei's relentless pressure, Wu Yahua's only choice was to jump out of the window.
No matter whether it is alchemy or something else, it will be no good if it falls into the hands of these two people. Wu Yahua doesn't want to turn herself into a pot of cat soup. She still wants to live, whether in the form of a cat or in the form of a human.
The third floor is the third floor. It’s better than being caught. Wu Yahua prayed that she would not fall to her death.
Even if you accidentally fall to death, the worst that can happen is that you will go to the underworld, be resurrected and reincarnate, and be a hero again.
The cat is made of water and its body is as soft as mud. It seems that the cat cannot get out of the fence, but it has the ability to shrink its bones and can quickly squeeze through the fence and get out.
He Mei noticed the cat's intention. She threw away her crutches and rushed over to catch the cat. Through the gap in the fence, she could only see the black and white cow cat falling downstairs.
Downstairs, someone was drying two quilts on the parallel bars.
The cat scraped against a tree and, thanks to the cushioning force, landed on the quilt, creating a big hole.
"Meow--"
Still alive, that's great! Wu Yahua found herself intact, and she turned over and escaped from the quilt that smelled of the sun.
He Mei, who was standing upstairs, saw this and yelled angrily, "Cat, come back here——"
Without her crutches, He Mei, who was still very angry, sat on the ground, holding the railing and howling in the direction where Wu Yahua escaped downstairs.
"ah--"
After calling out a few times, He Mei fell to the ground, kicked her legs and rolled over, repeatedly calling out: "I want a cat, a cat——"
"Master, the cat ran away. We can just go catch it again." Wang Zi hurried to help He Mei, stroked her back, and comforted her, "Don't be sad, it's okay."
"Catch it! How could it be so easy to catch it? That cat is a human, not a real cat. It's very clever. If we miss this chance, we won't have the next one, never again!"
He Mei's voice was drawn out, sharp and piercing, and every word was unpleasant. Wang Zi's eardrums were hurt by the vibrations, and she thought silently that if the master's roaring skills could be used on the cat, the cat might be intimidated and would not jump downstairs and run away.
Wu Yahua, who escaped successfully, was not unscathed.
When she bounced onto the quilt, her two front legs were shaken and her two cat paws were numb.
I can’t go back to Xie Yun’s dormitory for the time being.
It's hot outside and you can't stay outside for a long time. If you get heatstroke, the cat will die.
Wu Yahua hid in the bushes, thinking about where the safest place was, and ignored the approaching footsteps.
After being pulled out of the bushes by a hand holding the back of the neck, she whimpered and tried to break free but it was too late.
Snakes are seven inches long, and cats are also seven inches long.
The cat's weak point is the scruff of the neck. If you grab the cat's scruff and lift it up, the cat will be unable to move and will have to surrender.
The first thing Wu Yahua saw was a beautiful and delicate hand. The hand stroked her neck, and the fingers supported the nameplate on her neck and read out the contents of the nameplate.
"Xie Yun's cat, Goudan."
First she saw the hand, then she heard the voice, and finally Wu Yahua saw the other person's face.
A very dark but youthful face with three-dimensional features.
This was the first time in Wu Yahua's life that she had seen a man with such a dark skin. The good features on his face were not covered by the dark skin. Instead, the darkness highlighted the exquisiteness of his facial features.
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