9 Chapter 9: Little brother, tell me
◎Is this the legendary forced love?◎
When Xie Yun let go, Wu Yahua was finally able to breathe freely. She couldn't wait to look down at the necklace around her neck.
Is it a pearl or a diamond?
Is it gold or gems?
Oh, it turned out to be a round bronze plate.
What the hell? It's not a necklace!
Wu Yahua used her cat paw to fiddle with the pet tag on its neck. From her perspective, it took her a while to identify the name tag before she could clearly see that it said Xie Yun's cat (Goudan).
"Goudan, you're reading this so intently, can you read?"
At this time, Xie Yun was already sitting at the desk in the dormitory. Seeing the cat staring at the pet tag on its neck without moving, he turned on the computer and joked to the cat.
The cat raised its head and looked at Xie Yun: I am a college student. Knowing words is nothing. I also understand math, physics and chemistry.
Wu Yahua raised her neck proudly, thinking that she was a cat that had truly attended college.
Xie Yun had to write a report on the experimental data tonight, so he was prepared to stay up all night. He made himself a bowl of instant noodles and poured a new flavor of cat food into the cat's bowl.
No matter how strange the taste of the cat food was, it couldn't attract Wu Yahua. She only drooled over the bowl of spicy pork ribs instant noodles that Xie Yun was going to eat.
The cat was fighting for Xie Yun's instant noodles, but when Xie Yun refused to give it to it, it punched Xie Yun.
A cat punch with the left hand, a cat palm with the right hand.
Taking advantage of the chaos, it stretched its claws into the instant noodle bucket to scoop up instant noodles. With its quick eyes and hands, it picked up a noodle and stuffed it into its mouth greedily.
The instant noodles were edible, but the cat's furry paws were stained with oil, which looked really dirty.
When Wu Yahua tried to snatch the instant noodles from Xie Yun's hand for the second time, Xie Yun surrendered.
"Okay, I'll give it to you. Don't grab it."
Xie Yun tore off the lid of the instant noodle bucket and used it as a bowl for the cat. He scooped a noodle with a fork and placed it on the lid.
Wu Yahua lowered her head and slurped it up quickly.
It is really a delicacy. I didn’t like it when I was a human, but after I became a cat, Wu Yahua praised this instant noodle as one of the greatest inventions of mankind.
When Wu Yahua sighed like this, she looked at Xie Yun and motioned him to continue scooping up the noodles.
"It's really strange. Why do you like eating human food so much? Were you a reincarnated human in your previous life?"
Two noodles were hung on the instant noodle fork and placed on the instant noodle lid.
While Wu Yahua was busy eating noodles, she squeezed out a moment to answer Xie Yun in meow language, "I have been a human in this life."
Xie Yun heard the cat meowing and thought it was praising the instant noodles for being delicious.
It is against the will of nature for people to eat cat food, while it is in accordance with the laws of nature for people to eat hot pot, fried chicken and hairy crabs. Wu Yahua is no longer satisfied with instant noodles, she also wants to eat spicy crayfish and fried potatoes.
In a blink of an eye, the two noodles placed on the lid of the instant noodles were eaten by the cat.
Xie Yun: "Even if it tastes good, you can't eat too much. You're a cat. If you eat too much of this, you'll get sick. Here, let's make a deal. This is the last noodle. After you finish this, you can't eat any more."
The cat meowed, and Xie Yun took it as its agreement.
When the cat was eating noodles, Xie Yun also picked up the noodles and ate them in big mouthfuls, finishing half of the instant noodles in one bite with an attitude of swallowing mountains and rivers.
He tried to finish the noodles in four bites, so that when he was done, the cat wouldn't be able to snatch them away.
When he swallowed the third mouthful of instant noodles, the chili soup choked Xie Yun's throat. He coughed more and more severely, the sound became louder and louder, and his ears and face turned red and merged into one.
Seeing this, Wu Yahua wanted to pour Xie Yun a glass of water to calm him down, but Wu Yahua was a cat now and did not have the ability to pour water.
The cat's paws are indeed flexible, but they are far from flexible enough to hold a cup.
Just as Xie Yun was about to cough out his eyeballs, a soft cat paw gently rested on his back.
Then he started slapping it hard.
This did not help Xie Yun's cough at all, but Xie Yun was very pleased to see Goudan seeing him cough and so kindly gave him a back massage.
It was worth picking up this cat.
Such a heartwarming act occurred at the critical moment.
"I, I'm fine..."
A deafening cough sounded.
"Don't worry, Gou Dan."
Another burst of coughing that sounded like it was about to choke on blood.
Wu Yahua rolled her eyes and told others that it was okay, and she might as well get up and pour herself a glass of water.
Xie Yun, this fool, didn't even drink a sip of water. He coughed dryly for five minutes, and then he calmed down and regained his composure.
"Idiot Xie Yun." Wu Yahua cursed.
Xie Yun thought Goudan was meowing because he was worried about him. He patted the cat's head and said, "It's okay. It's not coughing anymore."
Fool.
Wu Yahua turned around and ran to the balcony to get some fresh air.
She announced that from this moment on, Xie Yun was no longer her crush.
Before she came into close contact with Xie Yun, Xie Yun was like an insurmountable mountain in Wu Yahua's heart. She added all kinds of charm to him, put on an unattainable filter for him, and fell in love with the imaginary him.
After spending close time with Xie Yun, Wu Yahua became disenchanted with him.
Xie Yun has nothing good except his good looks. The kindness and enthusiasm he shows to others are all disguises. In fact, the real him does not like to interact with others and is cold and selfish.
This selfishness is defined based on the fact that Xie Yun gave Wu Yahua four instant noodles.
A stingy guy.
Wu Yahua enjoyed the breeze on the balcony for a while. When she came in, Xie Yun just answered a phone call.
He called the woman on the other end of the phone "Mom."
Wu Yahua was bored and went around behind him and started playing with the ball on the ground.
"Mom, I'm staying at school this summer to do experiments and participate in a competition. After the competition is over, I'll come back and help my sister with math."
Oh? He has a younger sister.
Wu Yahua was playing with a ball of wool and eavesdropped.
From the phone call, we learned that Xie Yun's sister is in junior high school. She is seriously unbalanced in her studies and can only learn Chinese and English. Her grades in mathematics, physics and chemistry are relatively poor.
Xie Yun's grades in math, physics, and chemistry are pretty good, so his mother hopes that he can tutor his sister during the summer vacation when both of them are free.
After Xie Yun hung up the phone, he concentrated on the day's experimental data. Half an hour later, a phone call interrupted his thoughts.
Just now it was his mother who called, now it’s his father.
"Tian Anqi, come to my place tomorrow. Your brother has no one to take care of him during the summer vacation. If you come and take care of him, I will give you 10,000 yuan."
Ahaha, Xie Yun has a younger brother! Wu Yahua was surprised.
Wait, what did his father call him, Tian Anqi? Isn't his name Xie Yun? Why is he calling him Tian Anqi? Wu Yahua suspected that there was something wrong with her ears and she heard it wrongly.
Regardless of whether he heard it correctly or not, Wu Yahua was certain that his parents gave birth to a younger sister and a younger brother for him. As a child in an only child family, Wu Yahua was quite envious.
Xie Yun supported his forehead with one hand and closed his eyes, looking tired and speechless.
"Dad, I'm at school and haven't come back yet. Please find a nanny to take care of Tian Jiajun."
"The nanny is an outsider, and I'm worried." The male voice on the other end of the phone yelled, "What are you doing at school? Why haven't you come home? It's summer vacation now."
Xie Yun repeated to his father what he had said to his mother.
"Oh, so that's how it is. Don't work too hard then. Take care of yourself. I'll transfer some money to your account later so you can eat better."
Xie Yun: "No need, Dad, I..."
Before he could finish, the call was unilaterally disconnected by the other party.
Wu Yahua jumped onto the table, and Xie Yun turned his head to look at the cat that jumped onto the table.
Wu Yahua: "What's going on, little brother? Tell me."
Xie Yun didn't say anything, just smiled bitterly, raised his hand and touched the cat's head, then continued to concentrate on his own work.
"Okay, I won't bother you anymore." Wu Yahua jumped off the table.
Xie Yun wanted to stay up late, but Wu Yahua couldn't keep him company, so she jumped off the table, climbed up the ladder, climbed to Xie Yun's bed, and fell asleep.
Five minutes later, the sound of a cat's snoring entered Xie Yun's ears.
He looked up at the sound and saw the cat sleeping on its back with its hind legs stretched out over the edge of the bed, its pink paw pads looking like sweet peach cakes.
The cat's snoring became louder and louder. The sound did not sound like that of a female cat at all, but rather like the snoring of a middle-aged man with a beer belly.
Xie Yun didn't find it noisy, but rather funny.
Accompanied by the cat's intermittent snoring, Xie Yun wrote data on paper under the light of the desk lamp, and used various formulas to calculate the results step by step.
By the time all the data analysis was completed, the sky outside the window had turned light blue.
It was almost dawn, but the cat on the bed was still sound asleep.
There is still one week left before the competition. Xie Yun currently has no problem answering the questions, but he still has some minor problems with the experimental operations.
But it’s not a big problem. As long as you spend more time in the laboratory and check for omissions and fill in the gaps, there will be no problem.
After dawn, Xie Yun closed his laptop, set the alarm clock and went to sleep, planning to sleep for two hours to replenish his energy before going to the laboratory.
Two hours after Xie Yun woke up, the alarm clock beeped in his ear.
When he opened his eyes, he saw a cat head staring at him fiercely.
"Good morning, Goudan."
"It's getting late, Xie Yun, it's already noon." Wu Yahua patted his nose with her paw.
The furry pink paw brushed across Xie Yun's face, and Xie Yun suddenly felt refreshed and enlightened.
He grabbed the cat's paw.
Wu Yahua panicked and struggled to pull her claws out of his hand.
Did this guy get mad from sleeping? What's wrong with him?
"Xie Yun, let me go."
Instead of letting go of the cat's paw, Xie Yun put it to his nose and sniffed it.
Ah, this smell, sour.
The kitten's sweaty feet smell like sauerkraut, sour with an irresistible deliciousness.
Oh my god! It turns out cat's feet smell so good.
The unexpected smell of cat's feet made Xie Yun intoxicated.
Wu Yahua howled in shame as Xie Yun grabbed her feet and smelled them.
"Xie Yun, you pervert, let me go!"
"What kind of messed-up fetish is this? You actually sniffed a girl's feet. Look, I'm going to kick you to death and that's it."
Wu Yahua tried her best but failed to escape from Xie Yun's clutches.
The kitten shouted: "Mom, is this the legendary forced love?"
Just as Xie Yun was so engrossed in sucking the cat's paw that he had lost track of the world, he caught a glimpse out of the corner of his eye of a large gray rat that had been bitten to death lying next to his pillow.
This time, it was Xie Yun's turn to scream. His body seemed to be equipped with springs, and he jumped half a meter high from the bed.
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