6 Chapter 6: More than one girlfriend
◎He's so handsome, it's impossible that he has never been in love◎
Wu Yahua knew that since Xie Yun was so handsome, it was impossible that he had never been in love.
Even though Xie Yun is a simple-minded person and doesn't want to date anyone, girls will still chase him because of his handsome face.
He resisted once and rejected twice, but there is truth to the old saying that it takes only a little while for a girl to win over a boy.
With so many suitors, it is inevitable that Xie Yun will be attracted by high-quality girls.
Just because Xie Yun is so hypocritical, acting one way in front of people and another way in front of cats, Wu Yahua feels that he definitely has the ability to be a scumbag.
If they are not in a relationship at school, they will secretly date outside of school without telling anyone.
Maybe more than one girlfriend.
Today he says kiss kiss to Ah Hua, tomorrow he calls Ah Shu dear, and then one day he accidentally gets someone pregnant. He wants to feel good for the moment and doesn't want to take responsibility, so he resorts to cold violence.
Wu Yahua lowered her head, stood in front of Xie Yun's cell phone, and imagined all this.
I really wish I could turn into a tiger instead of a kitten, Wu Yahua thought.
This way, he could tear Xie Yun in half with one claw.
Unable to tear Xie Yun apart, Wu Yahua stretched out her cat claws and pushed Xie Yun's phone off the table.
Wu Yahua didn't even check whether the phone was broken or not. It turned around and jumped onto the upper bunk of Xie Yun's bed. It bravely walked around Xie Yun's pillow and urinated in a circle.
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The experimental tasks were heavy, and Xie Yun overslept in the morning, so the alarm clock didn't ring. After a busy day, it was already 12 o'clock in the morning when he returned to the dormitory.
Fortunately, the main switch of the dormitory was not turned off during the summer vacation, so Xie Yun was able to turn on the lights when he returned to the dormitory.
When he turned on the light, he was dumbfounded.
I stood at the door in a daze, my mind blank.
In the past, he had only heard of dogs destroying houses, but had never heard of cats destroying houses.
It is understandable for big cats like Maine Coon and Ragdoll, but Xie Yun cannot understand why the cat he picked up was so destructive even though it was only a few months old.
When Xie Yun was not in the dormitory, Goudanmao turned the dormitory upside down, just like Sun Wukong destroying the Peach Festival.
Everything on the table, books, cups, etc., were pushed to the ground and everything that could be broken was broken into pieces.
It used the bed curtains as sharp weapons and tore them into strips.
The cat did something bad, but you couldn't tell from its face that it was guilty.
Goudan the cat sat on top of the dormitory wardrobe with a righteous look, licking his raised paw with his tongue.
"Ahhh, you're done, you dog, you're done, I'm going to make you wander tonight."
Xie Yun took off his schoolbag, found a stool and stepped onto the wardrobe, trying to pull the dog and cat lying on top of the wardrobe down.
Xie Yun regretted being soft-hearted. He liked the cat and picked up a poor little one on the roadside as his first cat raising job. But he ended up bringing home a troublemaker.
Others invite Bodhisattvas into their homes, but he invites demons into his home.
"Get down here." Xie Yun stood on the stool and stretched out his arms to hook Goudanmao.
The cat was not stupid, it was agile and clever. It shrank and retreated, leaning against the wall, making it difficult for Xie Yun to catch it.
Apart from making himself sweat, Xie Yun didn't even touch a single cat hair.
"Wait a minute, let me take a break, then I'll come and deal with you. If you're capable, you'll stay on top of that cabinet for the rest of your life."
Xie Yun temporarily gave up catching the cat, jumped off the stool, and went to the water dispenser to get a full cup of water.
He tilted his head back and drank it all in one gulp.
Wu Yahua sat on top of the cabinet, staring at Xie Yun's Adam's apple without blinking.
His Adam's apple is so big that when it rolls, there is an indescribable shyness and sexiness.
Xie Yun put down the cup, his Adam's apple disappeared, and Wu Yahua forced herself to stay awake.
This kind of handsome man is really seducing women all the time. Don't blame women for being love-sick, just blame him for being too charming.
"Goudan, your death is imminent. If you know what's good for you, jump down on your own and don't force me to stab you with a broom."
This does not threaten Wu Yahua.
Isn't that stupid? If he gets a broom, why don't you just run downstairs? Wait until he chases you with a broom, then run to the upper bunk and walk him around like a dog.
Wu Yahua planned a retreat for herself, looked at the route carefully, and just waited for Xie Yun to come after her with a broom.
At this moment, the cell phone that Wu Yahua had pushed to the ground rang. Xie Yun was distracted and took the broom without taking any further action.
The phone was broken after being dropped, so Xie Yun pressed the answer button and the call mode automatically changed to speakerphone. The voice on the other end of the phone could be heard throughout the dormitory.
It was that girl calling again.
But when Wu Yahua mistakenly answered the phone, the other party's collapse was restrained, and she just cried and said, "I'm pregnant. When will you give me the 10,000 yuan for abortion and 20,000 yuan for nutrition?"
The cat's ears stand pointed, so it can hear clearly.
Bah, scumbag——
The righteous little cat can testify that Xie Yun is a scumbag.
Xie Yun took the phone away, looked at the number on the caller ID, and asked, "Who are you?"
This sentence greatly stimulated the girl on the other end of the phone, as well as Wu Yahua. She couldn't help but meow and cursed in cat language, "You scumbag!"
"Chen Baizhou, you ungrateful beast! I..."
Xie Yun immediately interrupted the other party, "This is not Shen Baizhou's mobile phone number, and I am not Shen Baizhou. You dialed the wrong number. Call the police if you have any questions."
After saying that, Xie Yun hung up the phone and looked at Goudanmao who was standing on the top of the cabinet listening to gossip.
What!
I dialed the wrong number. The person on the other end was looking for a scumbag named Shen Baizhou.
Then, then wouldn’t that be a misunderstanding of Xie Yun?
Wu Yahua went from feeling righteous to feeling guilty. She knew that Xie Yun was unlikely to be so ruthless because his facial features did not suggest it.
This...that...
Before Xie Yun rushed over with a broom, Wu Yahua screamed and fell from the top of the cabinet, shouting, "I was wrong, sorry, I was just impatient and thought you were a scumbag."
The cat jumped off the top of the cabinet, landed on the upper bunk and continued running, meowing.
Xie Yun chased it, but couldn't understand what it was meowing. This unfilial son, could he be running while cursing at him?
Xie Yun chased closely, and Wu Yahua ran even faster.
The chase ended after ten minutes. The man was defeated first. When the cat saw that the man had stopped chasing it, it turned its body and lay on the ground.
He has to get up early tomorrow. It's too late tonight. Xie Yun doesn't want to bother with Goudan and the cat anymore. If he continues, he won't be able to sleep for a few hours.
While Xie Yun was taking a break to wash up, Wu Yahua jumped onto the table and drank the water in Xie Yun's cup. She thought to herself that Xie Yun was a good person and had shown mercy to her.
In a closed dormitory, it would be effortless for an adult male to catch a kitten that is only a few months old.
But Xie Yun didn't catch the cat, not because he was stupid, but because he let it go.
During the chase, Wu Yahua felt that Xie Yun just wanted to scare her and didn't want to drive her to a dead end.
After drinking enough water, Wu Yahua raised her head from Xie Yun's cup, then did a cat pose, bending down and stretching her body.
Xie Yun passed by Wu Yahua with a cold face.
Wu Yahua meowed, but Xie Yun ignored her and climbed onto the bed using the ladder.
"Xie Yun, this is a typical example of cold violence. Let me tell you, girls need to be coaxed."
Wu Yahua meowed a few words.
Xie Yun had already covered himself with a quilt and was lying on the bed, ready to sleep.
"Although I was wrong and misunderstood you first, causing chaos in this dormitory, I have apologized to you. I can't turn back into a human, and my little cat paws can't pick up these things and put them back together."
The kitten whimpered pitifully.
Xie Yun couldn't bear it, but he didn't want to forgive the kitten so quickly.
He sighed inwardly, turned over, and planned to sleep on his side.
With a thud.
The sturdy cat jumped onto the bed, wagging its long tail, slowly approached Xie Yun, and sat down beside Xie Yun.
It opened its mouth wide and meowed softly.
Xie Yun remained indifferent.
The kitten tiptoed closer.
"Xie Yun, I've already said I'm sorry, you should give me a way out."
Silence permeated the night.
Just as Xie Yun was dozing off into sleep, he felt something wet licking on the back of his hand. Startled, he suddenly opened his eyes, and sat up in bed with fear, looking at the cat with a pair of bright eyes flashing in the darkness.
"Xie Yun, don't be angry. As a man, you should have a broad mind."
Wu Yahua meowed and licked the back of Xie Yun's hand.
This frightened Xie Yun so much that he panicked and quickly pulled his hand back. But the shameless cat seemed to be addicted to licking. It stepped on Xie Yun's body, stretched its body, and tried to lick Xie Yun's hidden hand.
Xie Yun ordered, "Okay, stop. I'm going to sleep. You should sleep too. Don't disturb me."
"Then Xie Yun, have you forgiven me?" Wu Yahua tilted her cat head, and her innocent cat eyes stared directly at Xie Yun's blushing face in the dark.
Xie Yun didn't believe that his face would turn red just because a kitten licked his hand, so he took the back of his hand and touched his burning cheek.
The back of his hand was still wet from being licked by the kitten. When it touched his face, Xie Yun's face felt like it was being burned by a flamethrower.
Why is there no sign of cooling down? Instead, it's getting hotter.
Fortunately, cats cannot understand blushing.
Xie Yun said to the kitten who was sitting upright, "Go to sleep."
"Okay, then Xie Yun, you don't have to be angry with me. We are good friends, right?"
Wu Yahua lay down and pretended to sleep.
Xie Yun was amazed that the kitten could understand what he said. He did not expect her to be obedient, but was mentally prepared for her rebellion.
"Good boy." Xie Yun reached out and scratched the cat's head. The cat was so comfortable that it closed its eyes and purred.
Xie Yun was angry at her destructive power before, but now her gentleness extinguished his anger.
That night, Xie Yun had a dream.
He dreamed that he was attending a class in a large classroom. He found a seat with his schoolbag on his back. Not only was their class attending the class, but there was also another class from the same department taking the same course in this large classroom.
Since their freshman year, their class has often taken classes with that class.
He always sees a girl.
Sometimes he would enter the classroom from the front door, and the girl would enter from the back door. He would sit in the front row of the classroom, and the girl would sit behind him.
This time in the dream, the girl appeared.
She sat behind him again.
Xie Yun accidentally turned around and saw that the girl was gone, and a cat was sitting in her place.
Looking closely at the cat, Xie Yun asked in surprise, "Dog Egg?"
In reality, Wu Yahua heard Xie Yun talking in his sleep, stepped on his chest, and took a step closer to hear what he was saying in his sleep.
"Wu Yahua." He muttered.
Wu Yahua's fur stood up. How did he, he, he know that his name was Wu Yahua!
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