The so-called Book of Heaven's Way is actually a book of fairy tales that was thrown on the edge of the carpet by the Cat God and has only been turned a few times in thousands of years.
Naturally, this book is not like what the cat toy boasts, that it can trace back people's past and peek into their hearts. Instead, it contains a ray of thunder power that can summon the way of heaven and serve as the body possessed by the way of heaven.
——The matter of assessing God’s messenger caused such a big fuss that even Satan was attracted to it. Mian Yin didn’t think that she could hide it from God.
Instead of letting Heavenly Dao stand by and watch, hoping that He would not discover the truth behind the scenes, it is better to invite Him to participate in the assessment, be a referee of a fun game, and focus on the assessment rather than the matter of the Cat God.
Besides that, Mian Yin also secretly hoped that He could discover Satan's true identity, so that the Lord of Hell would not plot against the human world all day long.
"Although I think that Heavenly Dao should be willing to participate in the assessment, to prevent accidents, if the Book of Heavenly Dao does not respond, you should use your mental power to go into the book," Mian Yin said to Cat Toy when designing the assessment process, "If you don't have the ability to backtrack, just come up with some harmless questions, the kind that we know the answers to."
Cat Toy readily agreed then, but now he was a little nervous. The circle of stars on the surface of the sphere was no longer sparkling. He stared at the hardcover book with bated breath, fearing that he would miss any clues of the coming of God.
The Book of Heaven's Path was hanging in the air and suddenly shook.
The next second, a helpless yet slightly doting chuckle sounded in Mian Yin's ears.
At the same time, Satan, who was still jealous of the Cat God's huge reserve of artifacts, suddenly let out a sharp, short scream, like a rooster seeing a weasel that had sneaked into the yard, and was bitten on the neck just as it began to crow.
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There was no other reason. The light beam, which symbolized participation in the assessment, fell right on him. To the side, the puppeteer with a look of despair on his face was also illuminated by the beam and rolled his eyes in annoyance.
The Maine Coon cat raised its tail, knowing that this was a clear path that would get through the Heaven's way, and that Heaven would definitely not find fault with it in the future.
[The Heavenly Dao actually came.]
The cat toy, who had once experienced up close the supreme power of Heaven when He almost chopped the Hellhound into pieces, was greatly shocked, as he originally did not think that He would respond to the cat's call.
[As the embodiment of the laws governing the world, doesn’t He never get involved in anything that has nothing to do with the survival of the world? Why would He come to play games with us?]
Mian Yin shrugged.
He felt that since the Heavenly Dao had acquired the ability to think over tens of millions of years of development, and was able to independently determine the threat that gods posed to the world and manually eliminate them, it naturally had some human aspects. So it was reasonable for Heavenly Dao to feel bored and be willing to play house with cats in its spare time.
In any case, now that the Way of Heaven has come, Mian Yin can gladly give up power and change into a posture that is equally domineering but allows her to lean back in her chair and laze about happily.
“…”
The puppeteer, who couldn't afford to slack off, took a step forward with a wooden face, and at his feet stood the cursing Satan.
The two people randomly selected from the super power sect were also very different. One of them was so excited that his face was flushed and his toes were unconsciously raised, as if he was imagining that he would obtain the artifact and be promoted to a messenger of God in the next second. The other one subtly hunched his shoulders, his eyes darting around, and his brows were filled with a fierce look.
The Twenty-Eight Mansions chose two teammates that Mian Yin was very familiar with, Penghua and Qiao Liang. Lihua said that he definitely did not cheat, and even if he did cheat, he would definitely push Luo Bozi out first. He had long wanted to gossip about this strongest human who was still alone in middle age. Neither of them had any burden. Although they were also reluctant to expose their past privacy to others, they were also frank with each other. Penghua even touched his pocket, took out a lollipop and put it in his mouth.
When Tiandao took action, he naturally would not follow the process designed by Mianyin before. A total of six people from three teams walked to the front, and saw that the Book of Tiandao lightly turned a page, and six rays of light fell, which manifested as a delicate object like an alarm clock and fell into everyone's hands.
The screen in the center of the sphere projected the appearance and movements of the six people at the moment, with a line of large characters floating in a prominent position.
[Assessment
Part 1, Section 1, Psychological Assessment, please listen to the questions. ]
Penghua couldn't help but complained quietly: "Is this really not English listening?"
Before he could finish his words, the alarm clock in his hand suddenly beeped, and a cat-like doll popped out from the top and stuck a piece of yellow paper on Penghua's face.
[Yellow card warning! Do not complain about the referee!]
“…”
Mian Yin on the platform changed his sitting position.
He looked nonchalant, like a messenger of God who had a grasp of the overall situation, but in fact he was trying hard not to reveal too subtle an expression.
After being criticized, Tiandao complained to him in frustration: "Did I do so badly? I only said one sentence in total, and it was with the help of screen projection. Why would you say my hearing is weird? Hum, of course I know what hearing is. I am the all-knowing Tiandao. Even if I have been born with intelligence for less than a thousand years, I am still very good. Besides, no one has played games with me before. This is my first time as a host, so of course I am not familiar with the business..."
His speaking speed was getting faster and faster, and at the end, he didn't even pause. It made me feel dizzy and it really felt like I was listening to an English listening comprehension test of hellish difficulty.
When Xiantian Dao didn't speak, Mian Yin felt that He must be the incarnation of the great Dao rules who was able to plan and strategize, and was extremely holy and wise. When she heard Him sigh in her ear, she felt that He might be a benevolent and holy monarch who benefited the world. Until this man started talking non-stop in a clear and tender voice like a child, the Maine Coon cat was greatly shocked, and destroyed all the counter-plans against Tiandao that she had drawn up in her mind after staying up all night, and silently took out a copy of "The Essential Parenting Handbook for Dads and Moms".
"You did nothing wrong," Mian Yin shook her ears, and her tone unconsciously switched to the gentle tone she used when chatting with a child. She said firmly, "This is originally an assessment. It's completely fine to test the listening comprehension first."
Tiandao was happy: "That's right! I said I was definitely right!"
He became excited and stopped chattering, concentrating fully on the examination.
[Answerer: Penghua. Please listen to the question——]
[Tell me the worst thing you've done to a co-worker.]
The intention of this question to stir up trouble and sow discord was too obvious. Peng Hua twitched his mouth and wanted to complain about the so-called "random selection" mechanism of the Book of Heaven's Path, but Qiao Liang nudged him with his elbow, and he gave up his provocative behavior.
He pondered for a moment, but couldn't remember what he had done to his colleague. After a long pause, he answered hesitantly, "Last time, Captain Tang secretly put yellow laughing bubbles into Director Luo's tea cup, and I secretly recorded the whole process of him being beaten by Director Luo?"
Tang Aibai's eyes widened: "You actually recorded it?"
Luo Bozi interrupted: "Don't air your dirty laundry in public. Remember to send me a copy."
Tang Aibai: “Hey!”
[It’s excessive, but not the most excessive thing.]
The Heavenly Dao ruthlessly denies the Dao and resolutely refuses to admit that it is deliberately looking for trouble.
[I'll give you one point reluctantly. If you can tell me the most outrageous thing, I'll give you another point.]
"Wait," the member of the Super Power Sect shouted, "This is not fair! He clearly answered the question wrong, so why did he get two points in the end? Wouldn't it only be one point if he answered the question correctly?"
[The final scoring right of this assessment belongs to this book.]
Tiandao answered bluntly.
Although he secretly bears a grudge against Peng Hua for his complaints about him, as the Heavenly Dao that maintains the balance and stability of the world, his favorability towards the Twenty-Eight Mansions is obviously much higher than that of the Super Power Sect, which is always causing trouble and trying to resurrect the gods.
"Isn't this the most outrageous thing?" Peng Hua was stunned. He scratched his head and thought hard. "It is obvious that Captain Tang is more fond of playing pranks usually! If he was selected to take the test, he would definitely have a lot to say, such as sneaking to the door of Captain Kong's lounge to blow pink love bubbles inside, and then found Daju sleeping inside, and rushed to the Xigong Medical Team with Daju in his arms at night."
Kong Xiuwen's expression changed instantly: "Tang Aibai?! What did you do!"
"I didn't! No, Daju is fine - his healing ability is very strong, and he is not affected by my superpowers at all!" Tang Ai's face turned pale with fear, and he hurriedly explained, then quickly shifted the blame to someone else, "And Director Luo! He often takes Daju out secretly when you are out on missions, and takes him to eat all kinds of small cakes and ice cream! Last week, Daju said that he had gained two kilograms. In order to cover up the truth, Director Luo and the Xigong team lowered the value of the scale in your room!"
Luo Bozi: "We agreed not to mention this!"
Facing the accusatory gaze of the kitten's father, he looked left and right guiltily, and stared at Li Hua who was still in a daze for a moment, his eyes lit up: "And Li Hua! Last time I saw him, he made Da Ju turn into a little orange cat and stand at the entrance of the headquarters' lobby, and he gave him a piece of grape pudding in exchange for patting the cat's head for two minutes!"
Li Hua: "I couldn't leave the headquarters at that time. The grape pudding in the cafeteria always sold out very quickly. I didn't have any grape pudding for a week, so I came up with this idea - wait, is Captain Kong attacking all of us now? How can that be possible - Director Luo, the fish in your office was turned into a frog by Captain Kong! He secretly used super powers at that time, and in order to cover up the adverse reactions, he soaked himself in the pool, and as a result, the super power fluctuations affected the fish!"
Luo Bozi was shocked: "So it was you who caused a frog to appear in my quilt in the middle of the night?!"
Kong Xiuwen: "Ahem."
Kong Xiuwen: "Don't think this can offset the fact that you made Daju fat! Do you know how difficult it is to make a cat lose weight?"
The Twenty-Eight Mansions were in chaos. Everyone was trying to sabotage each other, but no one was taking it seriously. Instead, they spoke louder and louder in tacit understanding, so that everyone present would focus their attention on them, leaving Penghua, who was answering the questions, with plenty of time to think.
"I know, I remember now!" Peng Hua clapped his hands and said excitedly, "It's the grape-flavored pudding! In fact, I got up early every day to buy all the grape puddings in the cafeteria and gave them to the field staff. Then I instigated Li Hua to steal Daju out and exchange petting the cat for pudding. In the end, I successfully used this method to gain the right to pet Daju for the whole morning!"
[Correct answer. Add one point.]
The words flashed on the projection screen.
The tabby cat was stunned for a moment, then jumped up angrily: "Penghua! You can forget about eating cookies for the entire next month! I will definitely get up at four in the morning to grab them!"
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Whether it was the superpower sect, Satan, puppeteer or swordsman, they all looked at the circular platform where the Twenty-Eight Mansions were located with shock.
Obviously everyone is a superpowered person, so why is your Twenty-Eight Mansions painted in this style?
The most outrageous things they have done to each other are either recording videos or stealing cakes. This is really an official super power organization that all sects, including overseas super power organizations, are terrified of. Isn't it a small sunflower kindergarten!
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